03x30 - Aye, Aye, Captain Mickey

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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03x30 - Aye, Aye, Captain Mickey

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Hey, everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right!

Let's go.

Ah, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words:

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse.

Say it with me.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse.

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside, it's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

MAN: Roll call!

-Donald!
-Present.

-Daisy!
-Here.

-Goofy!
-Hyuck! Here.

-Pluto!
-[BARKS]

-Minnie!
-Oh, here.

-Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside, it's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

MICKEY: It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
Ha, ha!

[MICKEY READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Welcome to our clubhouse!

Look what I have today: my lucky coin!

It's fun to flip coins in the air.
[LAUGHS]

-[PLUTO BARKS]
GOOFY: Hey, Mickey!

That sounds like Goofy and Pluto.

Come on, let's go show them my lucky coin!

Hiya, pals!

-[BARKS]
-Hiya back, pal!

Gosh! You got your lucky coin.

Think I could try flipping it?

Sure thing, Goof! Just be careful with it.

Oh, boy!

I never flipped a lucky coin before.

I'll make it a good one!

Here goes!

Gee, do you think
I might have flipped it too high?

Hmm, just a bit, Goof.

Ooh, looks like it's headed
towards Mickey Park.

[GASPS] Oh, my!

Do you know what that was?

Uh-huh.

That was Mickey's lucky coin!

I'd better tell him what happened.

[PHONE RINGS WITH MICKEY MOUSE
CLUBHOUSE THEME]

-Hello?
MINNIE: Hi, Mickey!

There I was sitting on the beach
enjoying the day...

Gosh! Really?

My lucky coin sank to the very bottom
of Mickey Lake?

Uh-huh. It sparkled all the way down.

I'm awfully sorry, Mickey.
Can I help you find it?

Oh, you sure can, Minnie.
Thanks! I'll meet you down at the lake!

I'm sorry I lost your coin, Mickey.

Ah, don't worry, Goof.
We'll find it. But I'm not sure how.

Mickey Lake is really big!

And deep too.

[HORN HONKING]

Oh, Mickey!

I'm hearing that you lost your lucky coin.

But you're in luck now, kid!

Because the professor
has just invented the brand new

Von Drake Super-Duper-Duper-
Under-the-Water Submarine Boat!

We're going to use it to go under water
and look around for Mickey's lost coin.

And you can be the captain yourself,
Mickey boy!

That's swell!

Will you join us
on the professor's submarine

to help me find my lucky coin?

Great! First, let's get our Mouseketools!

♪ Mouseker-hey, Mouseker-hi
Mouseker-ho ♪

♪ Mouseker-ready, Mouseker-set
Here we go ♪

♪ You're a thinking and a solving
Work-it-through-er ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

[RINGING]

♪ Oh, Toodles
It's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
To help us do it ♪

Meeska, mooska, Mousekedoer!

♪ Mouseketools, Mouseketools
Mouseketools ♪

♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

MICKEY: Giant safety scissors.
For cutting stuff.

GOOFY: A bouncy ball. Fun!

VON DRAKE: A seashell!

[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]

MICKEY: And the mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

♪ He's here for me-dles and you-dles ♪

♪ And all we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

♪ All we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles" ♪

[RINGING]

Now that we got our Mouseketools,
let's go to Mickey Lake!

[BARKING]

Good idea, pal.

You stay here and watch the clubhouse
while we're looking for my lucky coin.

To Mickey Lake!

We got the camper waiting right outside!

So let's go to find everybody
and get going!

VON DRAKE [IN PIRATE VOICE]:
Here we are, mateys! Mickey Lake!

Come on! Let's hop in the professor's sub!

Uh, Professor, where is the submarine?

VON DRAKE: Funny you should ask.

I'll have you know that this camper
turns into the submarine!

All we gotta do
is push the correct button!

All right. There are three buttons.

In order to turn the camper
into a submarine,

we gotta choose the one
that plays this song.

[CLEARS THROAT]

[HUMS "ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT"]

What is that song?

Yep! It's...

♪ Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream ♪

Ooh! Come on!

Let's find the button
that plays that song!

["TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR" PLAYING]

What song is that?

[GIGGLES] Right! It's...

♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪

Is that the song we're listening for?

[GIGGLES] No, it's not.

Let me try.

["ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT" PLAYING]

Is that the song
the professor sang for us?

[CHUCKLES] Yeah! It's...

♪ Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream ♪

[RUMBLING]

Whoa! What's going on?

VON DRAKE: One submarine coming up!

MINNIE: How wonderful!
MICKEY: Wow!

DONALD: Ooh!
DAISY: Oh, my!

Professor, your Super-Duper Submarine
really is super duper!

Can we take it for a spin?

Aye, aye, Captain Mickey!

"Aye, aye" means "yes, yes"
in submarine-talk! See?

All right everybody! Prepare to dive!

[ENGINE STARTS]

Engines full ahead!

ALL: Aye, aye, Captain Mickey!

[ALL CHEERING]

VON DRAKE: ♪ We're... ♪

ALL: ♪ Off in a sub to sail the seas ♪

♪ Down, bubble, down ♪

VON DRAKE: ♪ And we can dive
Deep as we please ♪

♪ Down, bubble, down ♪

♪ We're seeking Mickey's lucky coin ♪

♪ And we need help
So come and join us ♪

ALL: ♪ Down, bubble, down, bubble ♪

♪ Bubble, bubble, down, down ♪

♪ We're seeking Mickey's lucky coin ♪

♪ And we need help ♪

♪ So come and join us ♪

ALL: ♪ Down, bubble, down, bubble ♪

♪ Bubble, bubble, down, down ♪

[LAUGHS]

That was fun.

Excuse me, Professor?

Mickey's lucky coin dropped
right to the bottom of the lake.

But the coin is so small,
and the lake is so deep.

How are we ever going to find it?

We gonna make a map of the lake

that's gonna help us
find our way to the bottom.

That's how we ever gonna find it!

Introducing the Von Drake
Super-Sonar-Map-Maker, patent pending.

Listen, would you?

[SONAR PINGING]

DAISY: It's making a map
of the bottom of the lake!

DONALD: With shapes!

MINNIE: And a path for us to follow!

It's showing us which way to go,
so we can find Mickey's lucky coin!

VON DRAKE: First, we need to looking
for the Star-Shaped Rocks.

Where we gotta make a big turn.

Then we have to look
for the Big Square Blocks.

And we gotta make another big turn
when we get there.

And then we going
straight to the Coral Maze

where we gonna find Mickey's lucky coin!

[ALL SHOUT]

[ALARM BLARING]

All engines stop!

That's the sound of my Ah-Ooogalah Siren!
[LAUGHS]

And that "Ah-ooogah"
means something is in the way!

Something big!

WHALE: Hmm!

MINNIE: A whale!

[ALL SHOUT, WHALE LAUGHING]

[CHUCKLES]

Friendly fellow, isn't he?
I'll just go around him.

WHALE: Hmm!
-Uh-oh. [GIGGLES]

I think he wants to play with us!

But we don't have time for that.

That's right, what he said.

We gotta find Mickey's lucky coin.

But maybe we got some kind
of Mouseketool that will help!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!
VON DRAKE: All right.
Giant safety scissors we got here.

A bouncy ball we got. A seashell we got.

And the mystery Mouseketool.

What Mouseketool might help us?

GOOFY: How about the bouncy ball?

The whale might like to play with it.

MICKEY: Sure! And while he does,
we can go around him!

We've got ears. Say, "Cheers."

[WHIRRING]

Bouncy ball away!

WHALE: Hmm!

GOOFY: Yippee! It worked!

He's having a whale of a time!

Engines full ahead!

ALL: Aye, aye, Captain Mickey!

Uh, I forget.
What do we need to look for first?

How about we check our map?

What does the map telling us
to look for first?

[SONAR PINGS]

Right! The Star-Shaped Rocks!

So then we gotta be going around them.

MICKEY: Do you see
the Star-Shaped Rocks anywhere?

Great!

Everybody grab your steering wheel
and turn with me!

ALL: Aye, aye, Captain Mickey!

Turn, turn, turn...

and straighten her out!

Wow! Good steering, everybody!

So next we need to find
the Big Square Blocks!

Now, where are those Big Square Blocks?

Anybody see them?

DONALD: Yeah! Up ahead!

Which way do we go from here
to find my lucky coin?

[SONAR PINGS]

You bet you!

First, we need to go around
the Big Square Blocks.

And then, straight ahead
to the Coral Maze!

Say, uh, Captain Mickey, uh,

steering the submarine
sure looks like fun.

Can I try it?

Aw, sure, Goof.

What? Hey!

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I get to steer the submarine ♪

I wanna do it! I wanna do it!

♪ It's a marvelous machine ♪

-Let me do it!
-Donald! Hey!

VON DRAKE: Boys, boys, boys!

Why doesn't both of you take a turn, hmm?

Okay.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

-It's my turn!
-Hey!

[SUBMARINE RUMBLES, THEN GOOFY GASPS]

-Uh...
-Oh.

GOOFY: Aw, shucks!

We're stuck, in seaweed!

I'm sorry, Goofy.

I'm sorry too.

I should've let you
have a turn at the wheel.

MICKEY: Aw, don't worry, fellows.

We won't be stuck here for long.

This is what Mouseketools are for!

Everybody say...

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

[RINGING]

MICKEY: Let's see.
We have giant safety scissors,

a seashell, and the mystery Mouseketool.

VON DRAKE: Which Mouseketool can we use

to free the submarine
from all of that seaweed?

MINNIE: Uh-huh! The giant safety scissors!

We can use them to cut our way free!

MICKEY: We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

[ALL CHEERING]

GOOFY: Oh, boy!
DONALD: We did it!

Engines full ahead!

ALL: Aye, aye, Captain Mickey!

VON DRAKE: Here we go!

DAISY: Ooh! Now we can keep going,

all the way
to the very bottom of the lake.

Where we'll find Mickey's lucky coin!

ALL: ♪ We're... ♪

♪ Off in a sub to sail the seas ♪

♪ Down, bubble, down ♪

♪ And we can dive
Deep as we please ♪

♪ Down, bubble, down ♪

[ALARM BLARING]
[ALL SHOUTING]

All engines stop!

Whoo! What a pickle!

Something is in the way again.
Something bigger than a whale!

DAISY: Oh, my!
MINNIE: Whoa!

DONALD: Wow, that's big!

VON DRAKE: That's so massive!

MICKEY: It's the Coral Maze!

Ooh! Just like on the map!

And that's where
your lucky coin is, Mickey.

Right in the center!

But how will we ever find our way there?

The Coral Maze is so big and confusing!

PETE: Ahoy, mateys!

It's Diver Pete!

Well, I ain't a sardine,
Captain Mickey the Mouse.

Say, you look kind of lost.
Can I help you?

Oh-ho! You bet!

We need to get to the center
of this Coral Maze

so we can find Mickey's lucky coin.

Well, I can show you how to get
to the center of the Coral Maze.

But it'll cost you. [CHUCKLES]

So let's see, that'll be... [HUMS]

five puka shells!

What? This is an outrage!

[SHOUTS]

Hold on, Donald.

I'm sure I got some puka shells in my hat.

You never cease to amaze me.

Come on, count them with me!

One, two, three, four, five.

Do we have enough puka shells
for Diver Pete?

Yes, we do!

Got your pukas right here, Pete!

Appreciate the pretty pukas, pal.

Now, to get where you're going,

we're gonna need help
from my trusty friend, Sea Brisket.

You see, she knows the way
through the Coral Maze. Oh, yeah.

Hold on while I give her a call.

Oh, Sea Brisket!

Oh, gee. This never happens.

She always comes when I call her.

Oh, Sea Brisket!

Diver Pete, maybe Sea Brisket
is too far away and can't hear you.

I bet we can help Pete call Sea Brisket,
with a Mouseketool!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

MICKEY: We've got a seashell,
and the mystery Mouseketool. Hmm.

DAISY: Maybe we can
blow the seashell like a horn

to make a really loud sound!

DONALD: Yeah! That's a good idea!

MICKEY: We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

[BELLOWS]

[WHINNYING NEARBY]

[BELLOWING CONTINUES]
[WHINNYING CONTINUES]

Sea Brisket! Come to Papa!

-Aw.
-She's pretty.

How sweet!

Hang onto your snazzy snorkels!

Sea Brisket likes to swim pretty fast!

Hi-ho, Sea Brisket!

[WHINNYING]

Well, here you are!

We've journeyed to the center
of the Coral Maze!

Thanks, Diver Pete.
We couldn't have made it without you.

And thank you too, Sea Brisket.

[NEIGHS]

Good luck! Abalonia!

I mean, Abyssinia! I mean, aloha!

MINNIE: Bye-bye, Diver Pete!
Bye-bye, Sea Brisket!

VON DRAKE: Gesundheit. Hoo-hoo!

Hot dog! Now we can find my lucky coin!

ALL: Aye, aye, Captain Mickey!

Hmm. Let's take a closer look.

It's not there.

And it's not there.

Where could it be?

GOOFY: Hmm.

Gosh, Mickey.
The only thing I see is that giant clam!

[SNORING]

Oh, Mickey, I don't see
your lucky coin anywhere!

Gee, I can't believe it's gone.

Do you see it?

You do? You see it?

Where?

VON DRAKE: That's right! There it is,
inside the giant sleeping clam!

DAISY: Oh, dear!
We better not try to reach inside.

MINNIE: But we need to get
Mickey's lucky coin out of that clam!

We still have one Mouseketool left.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL: Oh, Toodles!

MICKEY:
Only the mystery Mouseketool is left.

So you know what to say.

GOOFY: Yeah! Underpants!

MICKEY: [CHUCKLES] Good try, Goof!

But how about everybody say...

ALL: Mystery Mouseketool!

MICKEY: What's today's
mystery Mouseketool?

DONALD: A feather?
How can a feather help us?

GOOFY: Well, maybe we can
make the clam laugh by tickling it.

MICKEY: And when he laughs,
he might laugh out my lucky coin!

DONALD: This I gotta see.

MICKEY: We picked all our Mouseketools!

Say, "Super cheers!"

[BELL RINGING]

[LAUGHING]

[SNEEZES]

DONALD: We did it!

[ALL CHEERING]

DAISY: Hooray for us!

Yip-a-dee-doodle!

That's submarine talk
for "yip-a-dee-doodle!"

Gee, thanks, Handy Helper!

And thanks to you
for helping me get back my lucky coin.

Now...

ALL: Let's...

♪ Sail for home and our clubhouse ♪

♪ Up, bubble, up ♪

Thanks to you from Mickey Mouse!

♪ Up, bubble, up ♪

♪ You sailed with us
And took a chance ♪

♪ Now stand up
And do the Hot Dog Dance ♪

♪ Hot dog ♪

[COMPUTERIZED]
♪ Hot dog ♪

[BARKING]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

Put on your dancing shoes, everybody,
and dance with us.

I love doing the Hot Dog Dance! Don't you?

Kick up your heels.
It's so much fun! [GIGGLES]

What a hot-dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand new day
What you waiting for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw. Thanks for stopping by.

♪ Down, bubble, down ♪

VON DRAKE: ♪ And we can dive
Deep as we please ♪

ALL: ♪ Down, bubble, down ♪

♪ We're seeking Mickey's lucky coin ♪

♪ And we need help
So come and join us ♪

ALL: ♪ Down, bubble, down, bubble ♪

♪ Bubble, bubble, down, down ♪

♪ We're seeking Mickey's lucky coin ♪

♪ And we need help ♪

♪ So come and join us ♪

ALL: ♪ Down, bubble, down, bubble ♪

♪ Bubble, bubble, down, down ♪
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