01x14 - "13"

[bunniefuu]

[Roars]

Unh! Uhh! Ooh!

Hey, easy on the ghost ink,

I just had this suit cleaned.

[Cellphone ringing]

Sam: wolf thing... Big ghost wolf thing...

Down by the nasty burger!

[Growling]

Aah!

Down, boy! Don't eat that!

It's a vegetarian.

What a night.

Every time I turn around, there's another ghost.

[Cellphone rings]

Tucker: danny, ghost snake! By the park!

Aah!

I've got to stop carrying around so much geek gear.

It's going to be the death of me.

[Hissing]

Literally!

Where are all these ghosts coming from?

I told you this genetic lock

Was a great invention.

It's a perfect way to prevent

Any unauthorized access to the ghost zone.

[Motorcycle engine]

You sure we're going to make it?

Relax, will you? Trust me.

Shadow!

Keep the portal open.

I don't know if using

That stupid bad luck shadow of yours

Is a good idea, johnny.

[Engine revs]

Aah!

Kitty!

I knew it!

I can't maintain my form.

I'm split between here and the ghost zone.

I spread my energy into my stuff.

Get some girl to wear them

So I can reform around her

To make up for the body you fried!

I've got to go back into the ghost zone

Before I completely fall apart.

Don't forget me, johnny!

Don't forget me!

You got it, baby.

I'll find you a new host.

I promise!

Jack: now that I've installed this genetic scanner,

The only way to open the fenton portal

Is if someone in the family does this.

[Motorcycle roars]

Suffering spooks! Where's danny?

I'll bet he'd love this.

Oh, well, I'm sure wherever he is,

It has nothing to do with ghosts at all.

Hello, new girlfriend.

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom, danny phantom ♪

♪ Yo, danny fenton, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit ♪

♪ Then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique than the other guys ♪

♪ It was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

I was kind of hoping we could hit a movie or something.

Ok.

All right, but I'll have you know,

I'm persistent.

Wait. Did you say, "ok"?

Do you want to beam me your phone number?

[Beeping]

We can share ring tones.

No, thanks.

Techno geek.

I am not a techno geek!

Aah!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

[Roaring]

Unh! Uhh!

Come on, I've been fighting ghosts for hours.

Can't one be easy?

So long, slinky.

Oh, great. One more to go.

What's taking so long?

I'm trying to find the right girl

For you to take over.

I mean, if I've got to look at her face

For all eternity,

I want to make sure I like it. Dig?

Um, sir, I believe you're speeding.

I'll show you speeding!

Shadow! att*ck!

[Snarling]

Unh!

Oh!

[Beeps]

Oh! Of all the rotten luck!

Danny: and because of some stupid shadow,

I had to spend another night

Rounding up the same ghosts again!

Maybe you could do a web search

On shadow ghosts on your pda.

Check me out, I'm tucker foley.

Styling large with the latest in techno geek fashion.

Dude, you do that a little too well.

Aah!

Techno geek is contagious!

All right, that's it!

Here, you take it.

I'm sick of being labeled.

By the end of the day,

Nobody's going to call tucker foley

A techno geek anymore.

Jazz: sure, he's smiling on the outside,

But I can sense the tortured soul just below the surface.

No, he's smiling on the inside, too.

[Burps]

There! That's her!

The kid of that big fat idiot who fried your body.

Hmm. She'll do for now.

Shadow, truck!

[Growls]

Maybe I could be the funny guy.

Maybe the smooth guy.

Maybe--uhh!

Hey, check it out.

He just walked under a ladder into your fist.

Hey, we should call him, "bad luck tuck."

What? No!

I am not bad luck!

No, but I think I know what is.

Huh?

Oh, great. More bad luck.

Unh!

Oh!

Aah!

Whee!

Uhh. Whew!

Jazz: aah!

Jazz!

I...you...

Jazz! Are you all right?

I'm fine, thanks to...

Johnny.

The name's johnny.

Shouldn't you be somewhere else?

No. Shouldn't you?

Danny, don't be rude.

Hi. I'm jasmine. Jazz.

Ugh! Wow, I look like I was almost run over by a roller coaster.

We--excuse me, I mean,

I think you look perfect, kitten.

But here, I bet you'd look great in this.

Her name's not kitten.

My name's not kitten.

Uhh!

But you can call me that if you want.

Ride home, kitten?

[Gasps]

All: bad luck tuck! Bad luck tuck!

Well, at least they're not

Calling you "techno geek" anymore.

He's here?

Oh, man, this can't be good.

You do have a last name, don't you?

Yeah, but everybody calls me "johnny ."

I kind of got this reputation for being...unlucky.

Well, you were pretty lucky for me.

Here, try this on.

[Door slams]

Hey, ain't you got a place in here

Where we can, uh, you know, be alone?

Like a basement?

As a matter of fact, I do.

Come on.

Cool.

No, it's not.

But at least my brother can't bug us here.

Jack: jasmine fenton!

You know you're not allowed

To bring unauthorized personnel down here!

You know better!

Both: you were about to let some strange punk

Activate the fenton portal?

Hey, lay off!

We weren't doin' nothin', pops.

Both: his name isn't pops!

Yeah, whatever.

This place is getting a little too cramped for my style anyway.

I'll walk you out, johnny.

And could you be any more like them?

All: I am not like him!

Danny: this is awkward.

The weirdest part was me and my parents

Were actually on the same page!

I'm not like them!

Am i?

Let's see, you're stubborn, overprotective,

Your last name's fenton, and you hunt ghosts.

Only thing you're missing

Is the hazmat goggles and the wonder gut.

It's bad luck tuck, yo. We out.

I am not bad luck!

[Buzzing]

[Screaming]

Suddenly, techno geek sounds like a term of endearment.

Hey, johnny.

What are you doing here?

What can I say, doll?

No matter how hard I try,

I can't stay away.

[Gasps]

Darn it, jazz!

[Whispering] shadow, defend.

Jazz, I've been thinking, and you know,

I know this is kind of quick,

But how'd you like to be my girl?

[Growls]

Suffering spooks!

"Suffering spooks"?

Oh, man, I am becoming my dad!

Aah!

[Danny grunting]

Unh!

Got to break away from this thing.

Unh!

[Growling]

Ok, so bright light weakens it.

I need some bright light.

Oh, yeah. That will do.

One super large popcorn.

I know you.

You're bad luck tuck.

And you're minimum wage stan,

But you don't hear me broadcasting it.

Hey, this is your fault

For ditching the techno geek label.

Maybe you need a "new" new thing.

A "new" new thing?

Yeah, you should go goth.

Look, it says, "I'm tucker,

But I'm also edgy and dangerous."

Why the heck would I want to go goth?

Isn't that your thing?

You win. Goth me up.

[Growling]

Aah!

Smile for the camera.

[Eagle cry]

So, jazz, what do you say?

A ring? You want to go steady?

That is so old school.

I've got to do something.

You know what, johnny?

Oh!

Hi! Not interrupting anything, am i?

Are you spying on us?

Were you spying on them?

All right, all right!

I was spying on jazz. And I'm really--

[Softly] good job.

[Softly] yeah, way to go, danny.

And if you see jazz

With that hooligan again,

You let us know.

Both: and don't do it again!

[Softly] but seriously,

Feel free to do it again.

[Bell ringing]

Oh, this stinks!

My sister's dating a ghost

And I'm turning into my parents!

Tucker: hey, you guys.

What the heck are you turning into?

We're changing his image.

That's right.

No more "bad luck tuck." I'm changing my image.

Again.

Come on, you can't pull off goth.

Sure, he can.

Tucker, show danny your disaffected scowl.

No, no, I can still see some hope.

If you need us tonight, we'll be at tucker's...

Darkening his outlook on the world.

Won't that be fun?

Yeah, we'll be at--

Wait. What are you going to be doing at tucker's?

I'm seriously not enjoying this.

But the ladies love the funky black eyeliner

And the mega-onyx nailpolish.

Yeah, but on them!

[Gasps]

Johnny! Hi!

Hey, kitten.

This a good time?

Yup, my parents are asleep.

Want to come up

And listen to some cds or something?

Yeah. Cds.

[Sucking]

So, what do you say, kiddo?

Want to be my girl?

Danny: she's not anybody's girl.

Both: stop spying on us!

No, I won't!

Any more than you would if it were me!

Come on, jazz.

Think like the brain surgeon

You keep telling us you're going to be.

Does this seem right?

Kitty: what's taking so long?

Johnny, get me out of here!

Don't you think I'm doing this

Because I have a reason?

Unh!

Ooh...

You know what, punk?

Uhh...

Danny?

We've had just about enough of you.

Hey! Hands off the little brother!

Oh, whatever.

Unh!

Then we do this the hard way.

Shadow, shelf!

[Growling]

Danny!

Hey!

[Growls]

Aah!

Johnny?

I don't know exactly what's going on,

But I know you can't do it without this!

See ya, freak show!

Shadow, fetch the ring!

[Beeping]

Oh, tucker, sam, please pick up!

Tucker, I thought you wanted to wash away

The "bad luck tuck" thing.

The only thing I'm washing away is this stupid makeup.

Time for the ultimate goth accessory.

I am not getting my ear pierced!

Who said anything about your ear?

Ok, that's it!

So maybe your first thing

Was your best thing, huh?

Yeah.

Hey, you never really

Wanted me to go goth, did you?

Duh. Goth's my thing.

And I believe this is yours.

Oh, baby, I've missed you.

Hello? Hello?!

Yow. Nice hair.

Lose a bet?

Long story.

It ends with me realizing that for me,

Goth bad, geek good.

What do you need?

[Gasps]

I need geek!

Come on, johnny!

You know I can't switch places

Unless she's wearing my stuff!

Jack: hey, what's going on down there?

Oh, crud.

Hey!

Sorry, pops.

Didn't want you cramping my style.

Stop calling me pops!

[Horn stuck]

Come on, guys!

Sam: he's working on it.

Unh!

Tucker: we're good to go.

Time for somebody else to get

A little dose of bad luck.

Catch me if you can, spooky!

[Banging]

Jack, calm down.

Try being a little more gentle.

See?

Well, hey, I loosened it!

Johnny?

[Jazz moans]

You want this stuff?

You're going to have to be faster than that!

Johnny: shadow, return!

[Growls]

He's on the run!

And I've got the fenton anti-creep stick!

Let's get him!

Sweetie, that's a regular bat.

Yup. But it's a bat

With the word "fenton" on it.

Man, that's hot!

[Motorcycle engine]

Hey, I don't know what you're up to, kid,

But there's nowhere to run.

Shadow, fetch!

Maybe I'm not trying to run.

Pass the circuit breaker here,

Ramp up the wattage there,

Reroute the power here.

Hit it!

Hitting it.

[Screams]

Maybe I'm exactly where I wanted to be.

Oh, no! My shadow! My power!!

I've got to get out of here!

Better luck next time!

But next time...

Aah!

Stay away from my sister.

Danny, where is jazz's boyfriend?

Gone, and he won't be coming back.

You decked him?

But we brought the bat

With the word "fenton" on it.

Oh, jack, he's like a little you.

Maddie: I can't believe that kid

Broke into the house just to see you.

It's so romantic.

But you still can't ever see him again.

Both: I told you that punk was no good!

Yeah. Yeah, you did.

You both did.

But you told me first.

Hey!

I love you, too.

Which reminds me, danny,

You've been such a model son lately,

I got you a little surprise.

A little piece of me

You can always carry with you.

Bye, danny! Have a great day!

Somehow that doesn't seem possible.

Ha! Good news, tucker.

We're going to stop making fun of you

And go back to making fun of "fentonio!"

Wimp. Freak. Geek.

Hey!

Thank you.

I need a new image.

Can I borrow your pda?

Get your own thing, man.