02x03 - Pirate Radio

[bunniefuu]

Ahh...clear skies, no moon.

A perfect night for stargazing.

More like star snoozing.

This music is putting me to sleep.

Can't we listen to something else?

[Static]

Survey says...no.

[Crash]

[Shrieking]

Ha ha ha!

Ya! Yah!

Survey says... Going ghost!

Huh?

Avast, ye--

Aw, man, what's the word?

Scurvy dogs. Rarwk!

Right.

Avast, ye scurvy dogs.

Prepare to be boarded by captain youngblood

And his skeleton crew!

Hey, isn't it past your bedtime, kid?

Oof!

Don't call me kid. I'm mature beyond me years!

[Raspberry]

Fall back, me hearties.

We got, uh... Got, uh...

What's the word?

Rawrk! Booty.

Ha! You said booty. Ha ha!

[Laughter]

Hey, they're stealing my dad's ghost shield generator.

Nice going, matey.

You just got your butt kicked by short john silver.

Hey, considering he just took my dad's ghost shield,

You think maybe you could be a little sympathetic,

Like tucker.

Tucker: ha ha ha!

Tucker?

He said booty.

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom, danny phantom ♪

♪ Young danny phantom, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he is danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit ♪

♪ Then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique than the other guy ♪

♪ It was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were comin' through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom

[Easy listening music playing]

All: danny!

Mom, dad, fyi,

When you're , easy listening isn't that easy.

Could I please turn this off?

No!

You can't possibly like this music that much.

I do, dear. It relaxes me.

And me.

It's much more soothing than that other song

I've been hearing all morning.

Warning. Security breach. Ghost shield non-operational.

Um, that would be the warning signal.

And it's interfering with the cool easy sounds of morning radio,

So crank up the tunes, jessie pants.

[Turns up volume]

I don't get it.

The ghost shield's gone, and it barely registers a blip

On the parental radar.

My parents have been acting kind of flaky, too.

All they do is listen to that new age vapor drone

That's playing on every station.

Tell me about it.

My folks crank it /.

Must be a generational thing.

All: and the worst part is I can't get it out of my head.

Wait. You hear it, too?

Since we announced our new school radio station,

An anonymous donor has been kind enough

To provide us with these promotional and incredibly soothing vinyl albums.

Vinyl? What is this, the stone age?

Of course, you kids should feel free to, as you might say,

Bust out your own freaky beats.

As long as they're not too freaky

Or, uh, too b*at.

Sweet!

Where do I sign up to get this crud off the air?

Fenton a deejay?

Yeah, right. Who would ever listen to you?

I'll show you who will listen.

What do we want?

[Crickets chirping]

Um, this is the part where you say, "good music."

What do we want?

Uh... Uh...

Good music? Good music?

Gah!

What do we want?

Good music! Good music!

When do we want it?

Youngblood: now!

[Screaming]

Being ignored does occasionally have its advantages.

Going ghost!

Avast, ye bilge rats!

Bilge rats is right, isn't it?

Our plunder lies afore!

Hate to break this to you guys,

But you can't build muscle tone without muscle.

[Yelling]

Another play date with captain kid.

Get the stuff and let's go!

Rawrk! Rawrk!

Uh...uh!

Oh, great. Hide-and-seek again.

[Easy listening music playing]

So what do ghost pirates want with exercise equipment?

I can't help thinking it has something to do

With this lousy music.

[Music playing]

We have to counteract it somehow,

Send some real music out into the airwaves.

Ah! We should start our own radio station.

And where would we get the equipment to do that?

Ha ha! No way.

Mom, dad,

I really want to use the emergency op-center

To start a radio station.

That's a yes.

Your mother, sister, and I are on a weekend getaway fun cruise.

We're sure you will take charge and act responsibly.

Love, mom and dad.

M. Bersback cruise lines

Weird. They went on a fun cruis with jaz

Who isn't fun in the least?

You know what this means.

Cool! They left it open for us.

The music, the pirate ghosts, my parents,

And now this cruise ship?

Something weird's going on, and we need to get to the bottom of it.

So your family's taken a cruise.

What's the worst that could happen?

Ha ha ha!

Yee-ha!

Your parents ditched you, too?

Yep, my parents are gone.

And just because I like saying it, I'll say it again.

My parents are gone.

It's like this cruise is attracting every adult in town.

And my sister, who thinks she's an adult.

Think of it as the hand of fate

Pushing the party on the air.

Party? What party?

P-a-r-t-y!

We ain't got no alibi.

You already designed a logo?

And I got out first sponsor.

Plus all the nasty burgers I can eat.

This is serious, guys.

Something suspicious about this cruise.

I can't focus on the party

With my parents out of town.

I can.

Woo-hoo!

Party at fenton's!

Both: crash and trash!

Still in port.

Good thing I'm not too late.

Uh!

Whoa. Why can't I get aboard?

It's like this ship has some kind of...ghost shield.

Youngblood: ye catch on quick for a landlover.

It's lubber.

Really? It's lubber?

That makes no sense.

All right, peewee, talk.

Tell me what you want with these people or I'll--

I'll spank you or something.

I'd love to see you try.

Aah!

Argh!

There's another radio station jamming our transmission.

Weigh anchor and set sail.

Smartly there, swabbies.

Aye! Aye! Aye-aye!

Oh, great.

Snot-nosed punk can get others to follow orders

But I can't?

You just got to know the right words. Watch.

Fire!

Ah!

Well, one thing's for sure.

It's gonna be awfully quiet at my house tonight.

[Techno rock music playing]

Not getting invited to a party is one thing,

But not getting invited to a party at my own house!

[Music still playing]

Hey, where's that music coming from?

You're listening to the party,

Fiercely independent radio.

% Free of corporate influence.

Except for this. Brought to you by nasty burger.

Remember, nasty is only one letter away from tasty.

Wait!

Guys, you've got to stop the broadcast.

The party downstairs is getting out of control.

Both: there's a party downstairs?

How can you not know?

Hello. We've been kind of busy

With the premiere broadcast.

You took a vapor drone promo disc?

They make great scratch fodder.

[Scratching]

Wait! Wait a minute.

Play that backwards again. Slowly.

Leave your kids. Come to the cruise.

Leave your kids. Come to the cruise.

Subliminal advertising?

More like mind control.

Using music to control people--

Why does that sound so familiar?

[Rumbling]

That's right, puffins, ember's back.

And ready to rock.

[Power chord]

[Power chord]

[Screaming]

Uh! "M.bersbach."

Ember's back.

That's not a clue. That's a billboard.

We really got to start paying more attention to these things.

Going ghost!

Wasting your time, wanna-be.

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

I mean, arg!

What, is the music career going so poorly

You've had to pick up babysitting jobs on the side?

I guess you could say me and him share the same opinion of adults:

Hate 'em.

So youngblood helps me haul away the over-

So I can, you know, take over the world and stuff.

And I provide him with a power source

For his fleet of ships.

The problem is, your radio station is jamming my frequency

And I can't hypnotize any more adults.

But not for long!

att*ck!

Activate the defense system.

How? How?

I don't know. Just start pressing buttons.

[Siren]

[Music playing]

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Sam, what'd you do?

Struck a blow for independent radio.

Well, don't just stand there.

Throw it into heavy rotation.

And work in a plug for nasty burger.

I promised them hits an hour.

[Scratching]

[Static]

We need more power.

I can't lure more adults aboard

If I can't broadcast my music.

Then we'll have to bring them in the old-fashioned way.

Like pirates.

[Yelling]

Argh! Aah!

[Screaming]

Hey, they've got my parents.

Mine, too.

Cool.

Party at dash's house.

Like, what is wrong with you?

Hey, watch it!

Oh!

Uh!

[Yelling]

I got to get our parents back.

How?

You can't get past the ghost shield on that pirate ship.

Maybe danny phantom can't, but danny fenton can.

Danny, over p.a.: Listen up, people.

If you want your parents back,

You're gonna have to follow my lead.

Why should we follow you, fen-toad?

You're right, dash, let's follow the other kid

Who comes from a family of ghost hunters

And knows how to work all their gear.

No takers?

All right, then, who's with me?

Yay! Yay!

Wow, danny, how'd you do that?

Just gotta know the right words.

Ok, paulina, you're good with makeup.

I need you to disguise tucker as an adult

So he can get aboard the pirate ship

And disable it from within.

Aye-aye, captain.

But you still have no sh*t at me.

Sam, you keep scratching.

It's our only w*apon against that ghost ship.

Kwan, you're on defense.

Protect sam and keep her on the air.

Dash, you're with me on offense.

We're gonna spring the adults from the pirate ship.

So I get to hit people?

Oh, yeah.

Not me!

Sorry. Old habits.

Danny: all right, people...

Let's move!

Hey, you kids, turn that music down.

I'm an adult, you know,

A strong, able-bodied adult.

Aah!

The fish has swallowed the bait.

But how do we get our offense up to the pirate ship?

I just have to think like a fenton.

Now, if I were my dad,

Where would I put the secret control panel for the op-center?

Someplace I would see every time I come here.

Yep, next to the ham.

[Bell rings]

Computer: defense system activated.

Also, the ham has spoiled.

Wow. Now your dad is only the second biggest blimp in the family.

Oh, fresh fuel.

Strap the geezer in while I keep this crew motivated.

Mom, dad, it's me--tucker.

You're under a spell. And looking really trim.

Maybe you guys should exercise more often.

Now, if I was a ghost shield, where would I be?

Aha!

Youngblood: ship ahoy!

All hands on deck!

[Screaming]

Steady as she goes. And...fire!

[Scratch]

[Static]

Hey, quit it!

[Beeping]

Ghost shield shut down in .

, ...

On my signal...now!

[Yelling]

Now, I'm going-- can't change.

Ghost shield.

Ready? Ok.

We hate pirates. Yes, we do.

We hate pirates. How about you?

You're one brave geek, fenton.

When I'm whaling on you tomorrow,

I'll be whaling on a hero,

But I will be whaling on you.

Aah!

Danny!

[Guitar chord]

The only one rocking this boat is me!

Time to walk the plank, shark bait.

Ah!

Aah!

[Beeping]

So, where's the splat?

Aah!

Looking for this?

Ok, maybe not the best idea.

Oh, well, bon voyage, kid.

Catch you on my comeback tour.

Ha ha ha!

Yah!

Bring it on, snot nose.

Ha!

Uh-oh.

Oh, look, it's the ghost boy.

Hey, where's fenton?

He's safe. I...rescued him.

He sure is cool. You should totally make out with him.

Aah!

Wow. It's like a pta health club.

Arg! Me prisoners are escaping!

So what's powering the ship?

[Screaming]

Everyone huddle together. Now!

With you? It's my dream come true.

Seriously, you need to wrap your mind

Around the idea of paulina fenton.

[Screaming]

What happened?

Where are we?

Why do I feel like

I suddenly have buns of steel?

At last!

I mean--ahem--

I love you just the way you are.

Ew.

Hey, is everyone ok?

Ow! What was that for?

Abandoning us in the middle of the fight.

That's the last time I'll listen to you,

Fen-toenail.

Hey, nice jumpsuit, kid. You, too.

And you. And--

Wait a minute.

Danny, did you use the emergency op-center

While we were away?

Uh, whatever would give you that idea?

Hi, danny!

Thanks for letting us use the op-center.

So I'm grounded for a month

While I clean up the damage from the party.

Look on the bright side, danny.

At least we brought back some decent radio to this town.

[Burp]

Man, I got serious heartburn

From all those nasty burgers.

Still, I can't help wondering

Why youngblood didn't abandon ship.

Didn't I tell you?

After we escaped, I used my pva

To kick in the backup power on the ghost shield

And set it in reverse.

They're not going anywhere.

Uh! Uh! Let me out of here.

Let me out!

Actually, it'd be more like, ahoy, matey,

I'm marooned on this island.

Oh, shut your gob, you twit.