02x12 - Flirting with Disaster

[bunniefuu]

And this cartridge makes my pda gps.

And this chip here makes the gps a gba, and--

I'm boring you, aren't i?

You're k*lling me!

Why aren't we hanging out with danny today?

He said he was busy.

Hey, valerie! Star.

Foley. Manson.

Whatever.

Where's your loser boyfriend danny?

He's not my boyfriend.he's not my boyfriend.

And he's not a loser!and he's not a loser!

Uh, ladies, hello.

Another good-looking guy right here.

And people wonder why I love technology.

Sweetie, are you ok?

So, where is danny anyway?

Not that it's any of your business, valerie,

But he said he was busy.

[People screaming]

You man-child!

Picking a fight with me in my upgraded form?

You upgraded to a mullet?

Aah!

Ugh!

Ah, that's right.

Dad took my ghost hunting gear and locked it in his lab.

Ugh!

I am going to break you in half!

Temper, child, temper.

There's that emotion of yours again.

And emotion, whether you know it or not--

Aah!

Is your greatest weakness.

Move it. Get out of my way!

Oh, hi. Didn't expect to see you here.

Uh, didn't expect to be here.

Oh, I'm gonna hurl.

Perfect. Rage, desire.

Weakness I can use against him.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom, danny phantom

♪ Yo, danny phantom, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he is danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit ♪

♪ Then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique than the other guys ♪

♪ It was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were comin' through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom

Well, class, it's been very kind of mr. Gray

To give us a tour of action labs.

My pleasure, mr. Falluca.

Shields down, please.

[Beep]

Danny, could you hold up for a minute?

Cool! This is the x- booster rocket,

Capable of launching a single person into space

In less than two minutes!

And this is part of the cybertron mega computer.

It's the hub that links to

The actual processing unit which floats in space.

Why would they put it in space?

For safety.

Sam, a computer that powerful

Could be used to control every other computer in the world.

You can't just let anybody get to it.

[Beep]

Huh? Hey!

Weird. That's why the only way to get to the main computer

Is through this hub,

And through a , digit security code.

And you know this why?

Sam, I'm a techno geek.

What do you think I do all night on the internet?

Math homework?

I had always assumed so. Perhaps I need to assign more.

Are you ok? You seem nervous, son.

Uh, well, uh, kinda.

Well, I think you're a good kid.

And I know my daughter likes you.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Just do me a favor.

Keep your family's ghost weirdness away from my daughter, hmm?

Everybody, single file.

Run!

[Gasp]

Whoa! What happened here?

[Shouts]

A , codex firewall, eh?

Please!

Aah!

Ah, this could take a while,

And that ghost child will be snooping around here at any time...

Unless I continue distracting him.

And the girl will be the key.

I'm telling you, it wasn't me.

Well, it was your suit.

So, what am I supposed to think?

That somebody took it.

That I'm telling the truth.

How about that?

It wasn't me.

So, who?

[Computer beeps]

"Val, are you okay? Danny."

I'm fine. Don't know what happened, but yeah.

Didn't it seem weird at all?

I mean, usually she's all, "where's the ghost?

I find that ghost, I'm gonna waste it!"

But she didn't say a word.

She spoke with her g*n, danny.

Remember?

[Static]

"Danny, are you okay?"

Both: what's that? Is that from valerie?

Tucker's mom: tucker, are you online again?

[Static]

Hey!

I'm fine, but I didn't know what to think.

How about you?

[Computers beeping]

[School bell ringing]

[Yawn]

Long night?

Of flirting with disaster?

You should really give her a chance, sam.

I know she wants to waste danny phantom,

But did you know that she's a ninth degree black belt?

That her favorite fruit is cumquat,

Because it's a funny word?

No, danny, I didn't,

Because I never really get past the "waste danny phantom" part.

Did you know that he wants to be an astronaut?

That he bowls with a average?

No. All I know is that his family

Is a bunch of ghost hunting freaks.

Oh, I'm sorry. By freak I mean--

Nah, I mean it.

See ya, val. See ya, freak.

Oh, don't mind her.

Her? Was there another girl with you?

I hadn't noticed.

Pretty cheesy, neil armstrong.

You got lunch plans?

Is he nuts?

Ah, don't worry, sam.

This is the puppy love stuff.

He'll come to his senses in no time. Just watch.

Oh, I was planning to.

[Crowd cheering]

Oh, yeah, of course that's where the ferris wheel stops.

Why wouldn't it? Can you turn that thing down?

No! Ever since that fight with technus,

This thing goes staticky at the weirdest times.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, no!

And now we know why. It's picking up technus.

Something in this new upgrade is making my pda all wonky.

Like, at the mall, and the lab,

And the ferris wheel.

He's pushing danny and valerie together!

Ha ha ha!

If you're done, we have to tell danny.

Ha! You want to tell danny that technus is playing matchmaker?

How do you think he's gonna react to that?

[Laughing]

Are you done yet?

No. [Laughing]

Ok, now I'm done.

You're telling me that technus is trying to hook me up?

Come on. Technus hates emotions.

And hello, he's using yours against you.

Dim lights, stalled ferris wheels.

You think the universe wants you two to be together?

Well, maybe, but I don't know. I might.

[Gasp]

[Gasp]

Uh, really? Because tech--

Uh, technically, because we just want you to be happy.

If you like her,

We'll just have to make space for her at her table.

And speaking of valerie,

I'm supposed to meet her before class.

Did you mean that?

Um, uh...ahem. Yeah, sure.

If danny likes you and you like danny,

Then the least we can do is give you a chance.

Human contact. Crushing goth indifference.

Ha ha ha! Technus as matchmaker. Please!

[Branch snaps]

Oh, it's nothing.

Sam was probably being paranoid.

[Gasp]

But it doesn't mean she's not right.

Valerie's not in there, is she?

No, she's not. She's over there, in full view.

You should run now.

Hey, danny! Sam and I just had the greatest conversation and--

That's my suit! And it's after danny!

Oh, please, please let there be something in here I can use.

You were pushing valerie and me together!

You're welcome!

Ah, ah, ah! Careful.

Secret identity, remember?

I wonder who'll miss you more,

The angry ghosthunter

Or the frustrated little goth girl

Who can't admit her feelings.

What are you--

Ah, well, nothing you need to worry about now,

Because you are through interfering with my plans!

Yes. Yes!

So long, child.

Hi-ya!

Danny, run!

But--

Just run!

Oh, I'm running. Running to get help!

Whoa, she is a ninth degree black belt.

He better not forget their anniversary.

[Grunt] ah, great.

Now I'm doomed and I can't get into my house.

Ugh!

Ugh!

Unh...

Aah!

Ugh!

Valerie's not in there.

Which means I'm to holding back.

Say good-bye, punk!

[Gasp]

Ah! Demoralized. Now my plan can go forward.

[Ringing]

Uh, I gotta go.

He was trying to do that to me.

That could've been me.

But it wasn't.

And now I can prove it.

That could've been you.

No, because it never was me.

I'm sorry I didn't believe you.

You did do a good job protecting your friend.

I guess I can let it go this time.

You're only saying that 'cause the suit's destroyed.

Bingo.

Tucker: so, technus must've been behind the att*ck during the tour,

Which means he's probably trying to cr*ck the code

And get into the main computer in space.

Which he could use to control every computer in the world.

You only know that because I told you that.

You ok?

Ah, you should've seen valerie's face.

I'm sure she thinks I was trying to waste her.

But you weren't.

It doesn't matter.

If I want to ask valerie out,

I'm going to have to never tell her I'm danny phantom.

But first, we're gonna get rid of

That virus called technus once and for all.

Danny, word on the street is

You got yourself a girlfriend.

Uh, can you two leave

So I can have a totally awkward father son chat?

Both: gone and gone.

Does it have to be awkward?

Yup! I'm going to give you some fatherly advice.

Then I'm going to say something that's going to make you cringe

And run out of the room in embarrassment.

Check. Advice first?

All right. If you really like this girl, danny,

You should let her know.

Give her something like this.

A class ring?

A girlfriend's not a girlfriend

Until you give her a class ring, danny.

It also says I think you could be the girl I fight ghosts with.

At least it did with your mom.

I don't know how appropriate that is for you.

Ha ha. You'd be surprised. I can give her this?

Only if she's special. I'm sure sam'll love it.

It's not for sam.

Ha ha! Of course it's not!

You guys are just friends.

I even had it engraved.

See, that was the embarrassing thing.

Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for pie.

Clueless.

Here.

The fenton phones?

Yeah. Once technus leaves here, let me know.

Oh, and hold this.

He really is clueless, isn't he?

Who the heck is wes?

This isn't gonna be one of those awkward

Father daughter conversations, is it?

Probably. You really risked your neck to save that fenton kid.

Yeah. I like him a lot.

Maybe even enough to give up ghost hunting.

Sam: clueless one, this is goth one. Over.

Both: did you hear that?

Goth one, this is clueless one. Why am I clueless one?

Tucker: tell him!

Sam: shut it.

I'm in.

And from the looks of the computer,

Technus is still in there.

[Gasp]

You!

Oh, darn it.

, , ...

Get away from that!

Ah? What is that ruckus? Security camera .

Visual.

There's an evil ghost in that thing

Trying to take control of your computer satellite.

Yeah, and we're looking at him.

And you expect us to believe you?

No. I need more time!

See why I need to hunt these ghosts?

They think they can do whatever they want.

But somebody has to stop them.

An excellent idea.

Valerie!

Oh, yeah. This is gonna be good.

, . And done!

Good-bye, computer at amity park.

Hello, fancy satellite in space.

Uh-oh. Baby's got a headache.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

It's over, child. You can't stop me now.

We'll see about that.

[Beep]

Valerie, get out of that suit.

I will, as soon as I get that ghost.

Whoa!

Hey, I'm an astronaut.

Uh, danny?

Ya-hoo!

Danny, come in. Stay alert. You have company.

Company? What kind of company? Ugh!

It's your girlfriend.

She's not my girlfriend until I give her the ring.

What is this? ?

Aah!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Ding]

Aah!

Blimey!

[People screaming]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Aah! Ugh. [Grunting]

[Buzz]

Aah!

[Gasp]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Aah!

[People cheering]

[Cheering]

Huh? Ohh...

[Beep]

Here you go.

You sure about this?

Well, she said she'd give up ghost hunting for me.

Besides, I like here and she likes me back.

Isn't it supposed to be that simple?

Clueless. Clueless.

Danny?

Wow! Ha ha. I'm glad you're here.

I wanted to ask you something.

Actually, me first.

Danny, I've had a lot of fun these last few days,

But my life's way too complicated right now

For us to be anything other than friends.

Just friends? But I thought--

I thought, too.

But there's something important I have to do

And I don't want you to get hurt because of it.

Besides, it's not like you were going to give me some lame class ring, right?

Yeah, right.

Can you hang onto this?

[Sigh] clueless.

Dumped him, huh?

Apparently.

Goth girl making her move?

Doubt it.

Do you think he likes brunettes?

That settles it. You seeing anybody?

♪ Billionfold