02x16 - Masters of All Time

[bunniefuu]

Oh, nasty burger, our safe haven

Away from the worries of--

Danny, run!

Run? Why should i--

Dude! Dude!

[Gasping]

[Laughing]

If anyone asks, I'm related to you.

Ok, but you're gonna have to be

A lot less cheery.

We're like totally late for eighties night

At the material grill.

But you like totally forgot your wallet, man.

Uh, thanks.

Don't mention it. We love you, man.

If I pass out, I give you permission

To not resuscitate me.

Come on, maddie. Let's cr*ck up the tunes

And moonwalk out of here.

Oh, just like our college days.

Cheer up, danny.

I'm sure there's a couple of kids at school

Who didn't see that.

Oh, this one's going straight to the internet!

Gaah!

Danny, wait!

Just once I'd like to know

What it's like to live in a normal family.

Which you never will

So long as you're jack fenton's son.

Great. More weirdness

From my parents' college days.

What do you want with me this time, plasmius?

Oh. The ecto acne. It's back.

Please help me.

[Gasping]

Help you? Yeah, right.

Why would we want to do that?

I thought you'd never ask.

[Coughing]

Help me find a cure, or my fate is theirs.

[Coughing]

♪ He's a phantom

♪ Danny phantom, danny phantom ♪

♪ Yo, danny phantom he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work his folks they just quit ♪

♪ Then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ When he first woke up he realized ♪

♪ He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear, and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique then the other guys ♪

♪ And it was then danny knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

Aah! Aah!

Danny: vlad, wake up.

Tell me there's an antidote.

Tell me you're bluffing.

Tell me anything, just wake up!

Jack: back off, ghost!

Nobody slaps around jack fenton's college pal.

Danny...must be around here somewhere.

I'll go look for him.

Oh!

Vladdy, you all right?

Found him.

Thanks for finding me.

Whoa.

We have an outbreak of ecto acne,

And there's only one place on earth

That knows how to treat ecto acne.

Please say hospital. Please say hospital.

Please say hospital.

Why couldn't she say hospital?

[Beeping]

[Groaning]

Hey, everyone, he's awake.

Ah, maddie.

I knew you wouldn't let me down.

It's almost like you didn't have a choice.

Looking good, vladdy.

[Beeping]

Who am I kidding? You're a goner.

What? I can't be a goner.

I haven't even dated a cheerleader yet.

Trust me, you're never gonna live that long.

Ugh!

There has to be something you can do for them.

I wish I could, danny, but I still can't identify

The ecto impurities that are causing the lethal acne.

Lethal?! Lethal?!

Ah, life is so unfair.

And for you , growing shorter.

I swear, if they find a cure,

I'm gonna make you wish they hadn't.

Oh, good one. I swear I get chills

When you get so dramatic,

But if I were you, I'd focus more

On saving your friends.

They're running out of time, you know.

Time? That gives me a great idea.

No, it's a horrible idea.

I'm the ghost of time,

Not the ghost of miracle cures.

Send me back in time

To my parent's college days, clockwork.

I can prevent the accident

That gave vlad his original outbreak

Of ecto acne... And his ghost powers.

Changing the past can have dire consequences.

Are you willing to take that risk?

Please! Tucker and sam are my best friends.

And I don't have a choice.

You always have a choice,

But since you insist on learning things

The hard way...

Try not to destroy the past.

Destroy the past?

What, and lose all this culture?

Totally awesome outfit, dude.

Oh, great. I blend.

Well, I guess it beats people thinking I'm a--

[Bell ringing]

Maddie, there's something

I've been wanting to tell you for a long time.

One second, vlad.

Jack, did you remember

To fill the filtrator with ecto purifier?

On it, baby.

I'm telling you, jack, it won't work.

Bogus, v-man. It totally will.

This proto portal is guaranteed

To bust-open the wall into the ghost dimension.

Jack, these calculations aren't right.

Bonsai!

No!

Vlad, you saved my life.

Yes, I did, didn't i?

No ecto acne, no plasmius: mission accomplished.

Oh. Back home.

And no quarantine tent, either,

Which means everyone's all right...

I think.

Uh, mom? Dad?

Jazz? Anyone?

Huh?

Nobody trespasses on jack fenton's property!

Dad, relax!

Dad? I don't have a son.

I'm single. Bitterly bitterly single.

You are?

Jeez, that explains almost everything.

What? Um, nothing!

Uh, is that ecto acne?

It's a condition that you shouldn't know about!

How do you know about ecto acne? Talk!

I'm your son!

I know all about the accident in wisconsin

Years ago that shouldn't have happened.

Oh, it happened all right.

And my life went straight down the flusher

From that day on.

Wait! It's me, danny, your son!

Lies! I do not have a son!

And even if I did, I certainly wouldn't name him danny.

That's dumb.

Ok, I didn't want to do this

In front of you, but going ghost!

You're a ghost? I hate ghosts!

Argh!

I don't understand. That's got to be dad.

He aims like dad.

If it wasn't for ghosts,

I never would have lost the love of my life.

[Groaning]

This is bad.

I've got to get back to clockwork and change this.

No portal?

Ok, maybe I can squeeze through this stupid thing.

Oh. Oh, no.

I didn't destroy the past. I destroyed the present!

Mr. And mrs. Vlad masters?

Say good-bye!

Good-bye.

Seems all I ever do is say good-bye.

Dad--uh, jack,

Please just tell me what happened.

I mean I'd love to hear you blather on

About the glory days.

Well, my cat jasmine won't listen anymore.

Anyway, it was years ago.

Vlad, you saved my life.

Yes, I did, didn't i?

Jack: focus!

I'm--i'm hideous.

Hideous!

[Gasping]

Jack, voice-over: I may have lost maddie that day,

But I gained ghost powers and pounds.

Anyway, after that, I tried to find my place in the world.

First as a ghost-fighting superhero...

But that didn't work out.

Then again, perhaps I shouldn't have debuted on halloween.

[Laughing]

Eventually I moved here to continue my research on ghosts.

[Groaning]

But no matter how hard I tried,

I couldn't get rid of my ghost half,

The half I knew maddie would never be able to accept.

Oh, man. I'm so sorry.

This is all my fault.

What are you blathering about?

What... What is this?

Vlad wasn't supposed to marry maddie.

You were! I went back in time,

Changed one little moment in the past,

And messed up everything.

Argh!

But I can fix it. I swear.

I just need a working portal to--

More lies!

[Groaning]

I have to get to the ghost zone and find clockwork.

And if dad doesn't have a portal,

That means I have to find mom and hope that she does.

[Knocking]

How many times do I have to tell you

No free cheese samples!

Mom!

Mom? Mom?

We should call your parents.

They must be worried sick.

My parents are sort of, uh, missing.

There was an accident--

Oh, I'm so sorry, my boy.

Is there anything we can do to help?

Do you need a place to stay?

Oh, your kindness knows no bounds, my love.

Ah, ha, listen, um, this might sound

Like a strange question,

But do you guys have a ghost portal by any chance?

Ha ha ha.

Oh, why would we have a silly thing

Like a ghost portal?

Yes, I'm a simple dairy man,

Successor to the wisconsin dairy king.

We do not discuss ghosts in this house!

Then why do you have an ecto foamer?

What's the meaning of this?

Um...that's my carpet foamer.

It eliminates stains, not ghosts.

Right, sweetie?

Maddie, can you forgive me for doubting you?

I thought my real parents were embarrassing.

This is so much worse.

[Snoring]

Something's wrong here.

Even if mom was crazy enough to marry vlad,

There's no way she'd give up ghost hunting

To become a milk maid.

I knew it!

Now all I need is...

Yes! A portal!

I can get back to clockwork--

Eat maddie, weasel-ghost!

Wait! You don't understand!

Oh, you're awake? Good.

I have some questions for you.

Let's start with who are you

And why are you snooping around my secret lab?

Wait! What are you doing?

Stop!

Oh, scream all you want, ghost.

This lab is totally sound proof.

It has to be or my husband would find out about it.

Now I ask you again: who are you?

I'm...your son.

[Gasping]

Yours and jack fenton's.

Liar! I haven't seen jack fenton in years.

He blamed me for the accident

That gave him his powers.

Vlad told me so.

We ran away here to escape his ghostly wrath.

What? That's insane.

He's still totally in love with you.

Jack: it's true, maddie.

It's always been true.

Jack?

But vlad told me you never wanted to see me again.

I never stopped wanting to see you, maddie.

I--i just couldn't face you

As a thing you despise: a ghost.

But I had to come because of this.

A family with you?

Oh, jack.

And that's why you called me mom at the door.

You must be our son from an alternate timeline.

The one good thing about having scientist parents:

Alternate timeline, totally valid excuse.

So, where's our little

Alternate timeline daughter, davey?

It's danny.

That's still dumb.

Eh, ha ha. That's a little complicated.

Clockwork, right?

Wow, you're good.

You don't really think I spend my nights

Coming up with new cheese recipes, do you?

Oh, maddie, just think:

In another universe, we have kids to embarrass.

Vlad: let's focus on what you're doing

In this universe, shall we?

I knew this wasn't a carpet foamer.

You've been experimenting again.

Vlad, it's not what you think.

No, maddie, it's exactly what he thinks.

You and I are destined to be together,

And nothing will keep us apart any longer.

Nothing except this.

Aah!

Leave him alone.

Ugh!

Sorry, sweetheart. My bad.

Mom!

Don't you ever call her that again.

You have overstayed your welcome.

Now you're going to have to leave molecule by molecule.

Wait! No, you don't understand.

None of this should be happening!

You think I care? I like it this way!

Get away from my son!

[Dinging]

Jack?

It's all right, maddie.

Just remember what could've been.

You despicable, lying, piece of cheese!

I wasted the best years of my life with you.

Now, maddie, I may be a lying piece of cheese,

But I'm still your husband.

Consider this an annulment.

Oh, hello.

Have I mentioned how much I love ghosts?

No!

[Dinging]

Quick, the portal's overloading.

Go back in time.

Make sure this never happens.

Clockwork will help.

I will not help.

But sam, tucker--

Need to be cured in the present, not the past.

I can reset time back to the way it was

Just before you meddled, but that's it.

Jack, did you remember to fill the filtrator

With ecto purifier?

On it, baby!

That's it. That's it!

Live, vladdy, live!

Argh!

Oh, and you, too.

You know what this means for us?

No cheerleaders?

No th birthday party.

When you see danny, tell him--

Why don't you tell me yourself?

Put on your protective gear.

You don't want to catch the ecto acne.

Yeah, about that-- those ecto impurities

You couldn't identify.

Would they be consistent with,

Oh, say diet cola?

Don't be silly. Why would--

Oh, my.

Vladdy, you're cured!

That's great, jack.

Now would you please stop pounding on my chest?

Sorry. Diet soda?

Danny, how did you know?

There have to be some benefits

To being the son of the smartest

Ghost hunters on the planet.

I knew you'd come through, daniel.

All it took was the proper motivation.

Of course I'm still weak beyond measure,

So bygones?

Aah!

Bygones.

Maddie: we finally got our eighties night out.

You know, it's too bad vladdy had to fly back

To wisconsin so suddenly.

He'd have loved this place!

Right, danny?

Gnarly!

If anyone asks, I was adopted.

Let's just say I've come to terms

With mom and dad's past.

I wouldn't change it again even if I could.

Forget the internet.

This one's going on pay-per-view!