03x08 - Boxed Up Fury

[bunniefuu]

Beware.

[Clears throat] [in deeper voice]: beware.

Be-ware.

Be-ware.

Be... What?

$ Million for an overgrown dog?

$ Million for an overgrown cloud?

$ Million for an overgrown ficus?

Chump change.

For those ghosts pale in comparison to me, the box ghost.

Imagine the value of a ghost that terrorizes

With corrugated cardboard

And the occasional roll of bubble wrap.

It must make the head spin.

"Not wanted"?

This is an outrage.

Do I not inspire fear and loathing?

[Creatures laugh]

Stop your chortling at my expense.

The box ghost can be threatening, ominous...

Uh...threatening.

I will prove it to you.

You will all rue the day you underestimated

My awesome four-sided ability to terrorize.

And with the aid of some very special boxes

I will bring stackable, packable terror to them all.

Beware.

Ooh, that's good.

[♪...]

Man whispers: ♪ he's a phantom

[♪...]

♪ Danny phantom... [Echo]

♪ Yo, danny phantom, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit ♪

♪ But then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ Phantom... [Echo]

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow-white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique than the other guys ♪

♪ And it was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's... Danny phantom. ♪

[♪...]

♪ He's a phantom...[Echo]

♪ Danny phantom...[Echo]

This is nuts.

We've been capturing and recapturing the box ghost all day long.

What's up with these boxes he's using?

I mean, the mailbox of misfortune?

I know.

All I got from that was a paper cut.

Ooh, so menacing.

And the ring from the jewelry box of despair

Didn't do anything but turn my finger green.

How is that scary?

Cubic zirconium ispretty terrifying.

Well, he's att*cked seven times

And we've sent him back to the ghost zone seven times.

I think he's finally gotten the message.

Maybe you need to write it down.

Behold.

The lunch box of fear.

Hey, bringing your own thermos to our battles now?

You know, you could save us time by showing up already inside it.

And now...

Taste your multi-grain doom.

[Gasps]

Look, that caterer brought free lunch for everyone.

[Crowd cheers]

No, no, I am no caterer.

My sandwiches are very high in calories.

They will totally clog your arteries.

Sam: in, like, years.

Yeah, so?

It is a slow death!

Wait...

What are you doing?

Tasting our doom.

And I gotta tell you, it's a little dry.

You wouldn't happen to have

Any spicy mustard of doom, would ya?

[Frustrated grunt]

[Burp]

Is it me?

Or are those sandwiches making anyone else burp?

Well, when you eat four of them...

Hey.

Free food is free food

Even if it's vaguely evil.

[Danny gasps]

Guys...

I think it's time for dessert.

Behold.

The shoe box

Of terror!

I'm sorry, but how are shoes scary?

Dude, have you smelled yours?

When it comes to terror shoes

One size fits all.

Ow. Ow.ow.

Hey, everyone.

The catering shoe salesman is giving out free samples.

[Crowd cheers]

I am not a catering shoe salesman.

You are supposed to tremble

As my menacing footwear pinches your feet

Like nobody's business.

Do you have these in an eight?

[Disgusted]: ugh!

What do I have to do to get people to tremble around here?

Looks like the shoe is on the other foot now.

What?

It was the only shoe pun I had.

Ignore me will they?

Well...

They shall know realterror

When they see the most dreaded box in my collection.

Which is, uh...

Actually not inmy collection as such...

Yet.

Huh?

Pandora's box.

Those of us in the box trade

Have dreamed of this.

The most concentrated collection of evil in the ghost zone

Or any realm.

In a conveniently compact and lightweight carrying case.

And now it is mine.

[Growling]

Heh-heh, nice doggies.

Woman: what's going on?

Who's down there?

Uh, I'm from the warehouse.

Just picking up your box for storage.

[To himself]: and by storage

I mean using it to bring the world to its knees.

[Box ghost laughs]

[Snarling]

Who dares steal from pandora?

Pandora: you will pay for this.

Skulker: you stole from pandora?

[Loud gasp]

Not wise.

Not bowing to me is not wise.

Wait, is that right?

The double negative is confusing.

Anyway...

Prepare to meet the ultimate evil.

[Box ghost laughs]

[Whinnies]

Huh?

You, terrifying?

You're dreaming.

[Growls]

My ears deceive me.

You almost sound... Frightening.

Really?

Awesome.

[Growling]

[Frightened cry]

[Laughing]

It is so cool to sound evil.

[Box ghost laughs]

[Chuckles]

[Laughing]

Danny, you kids can come over and eat with us, you know.

[Small expl*si*n]

Uh, we're fine here.

And by fine I mean both "safer" and "less humiliated."

Nice shoes, mrs. Fenton.

Oh, thanks.

I got 'em free from some caterer at the mall.

They pinch my feet, but being a fashion icon

Sometimes requires a little pain.

I hear that.

Word up, mrs. F.

So what do you think the box ghost will try next?

Well, I don't care.

If I hear "beware" one more time I'll...

Beware! [Sighs]

...sigh and put down my sandwich.

Behold...

The box of...

Pandora?

Both: pan whattah?

Pandora.

The ancient greek legend?

[Sighs]

Greek mythology says that pandora had a box that held all the world's evil.

I didn't think it was real.

Well it looks real to me.

Figures an evil box was just floating out in the ghost zone.

Danny, that box should never be opened.

You mean like this?

Creatures of the night

Unleash my fright.

Ha, I am so totally a poet.

[All screaming]

Slithering snakes

Raise my stakes.

[Screaming continues]

Tucker: ugh...

Why did it have to be snakes?

Danny, this is serious.

Do something.

O.k.

I'm going...

Well, you know.

Beware my am-fear-bians..

[Frogs croaking]

Ooh.

Dude, are you o.k.?

Ugh, I've never been frogged before.

[Frog croaks]

If I remember the legend correctly

Each time the lid is lifted

The evil that's released gets worse.

Really?

Then who puts snakes before frogs?

I mean, seriously.

How do you know all about this box?

Hello... Goth.

Dark and weird stuff is standard issue.

Well, I'm sending this dark and weird box

Back where it came from, c.o.d.

[Whinnies]

Danny, evil pegasus at :.

Peggy who?[Yells]

Danny: ooh.

You should really read more.

[Pegasus whinnies]

Sam: it's ok.

I don't think it can do anything.

[Loud whinny]

[All yell]

Apparently you should read more, too.

Hey, horse face...

Do the words "glue factory" mean anything to you?

[Grunting]

[Whinnies]

Yee ha!

There's a new sheriff in town.

And now it's time to meet my deputy

Of death.

[Roars]

And suddenly I miss the snakes.

[All screaming]

[All screaming]

[Roars]

Fight fire with ice, I always say.

Or at least I'll start saying it now.

Box ghost: I always say

"Fight fire with phlegm."

What?

[Snorting]

That's just

Gross!

Whoa.

Ghost nasal drip.

Let's see.

-Headed dragon

Snotty horse...

With wings.

Yes.

My bounty increases.

Ahh...

Ooh.

Horror, dread, fear.

And all because of me.

[Laughs]

Is it me, or is he actually starting to sound menacing?

It's that box.

It's like giving him evil energy. [Roar]

[Roars] [both scream]

[Yelling]

Ah!

[Roars]

[Screaming]

[Roaring]

[Grunts]

[Roars]

[Whinnies]

Now I will reign over your world

And you will all bow to me

Or face my wrath.

Cha!

[Maniacal laughter]

Any time you wanna use more of that refrigerator power

Go for it, dude.

I'm trying.

I can't hold off anymore.

[Horn honks]

Taste myfire, dragon breath.

Heads, meet nine tails.

I don't have a clever quip.

[Screams]

You guys help my parents track that thing down

Before it destroys the rest of the city.

I'm going to the ghost zone to find this "pandora".

You think she can help defeat the box ghost?

Well, it's her box.

Maybe she can help me get it away from him

And get all this stuff back in it.

The book says her realm is weird and dangerous.

Use it to guide you.

It was the last copy at the skulk and lurk so...

Uh, just...

Be careful, o.k.?

I'll be back, I promise.

Maddie: sam, tucker...

Oh, thank goodness you're safe.

Have you seen danny?

He's at school. He ran to fenton works.

Uh, the important thing is he's safe.

You kids better stay with us.

We can form a battle line

And hunt down that ghost dragon together.

And with his fire we can make s'mores, huh.

I knew carrying around

Graham crackers, chocolate bars and marshmallows

Would pay off some day.

You had me at s'mores, dude.

Bazooka me up.

Plagues, pestilence, boy bands...

Oh, this is one evil box.

Skulker: ahh.

[Unicorns whinny]

Unicorns?

Now these I know.

Ahh.

I won't tell anyone about this if you won't.

Deal.

[expl*si*n]

That's great.

I just had the whole place painted.

Why are you holding me and not punishing the box ghost?

This is his doing.

I'm gonna let pandora punish the box ghost...

If I can find her.

You should be safe here. [Unicorns whinny]

I never understood why people think those things are cute.

[Unicorns whinny]

Follow those beasts and you'll find pandora.

Look for the acropolis.

Danny: I sure hope things are finally under control at amity park.

[Woman screams]

Lance thunder: things are out of control in amity park.

Snakes, frogs, bats and one -headed monster

Are wreaking havoc.

And overseeing it all

Appears to be a ghost

With an inferiority complex

Who just wants attention.

Well, he's certainly got mine.

This is lance thunder saying...

Ahh...

Will somebody please let me inside now?

Forget the snakes, tucker.

Aim for the dragon.

You battle your phobia, I'll battle mine.

If we were battling my phobia

That dragon would be a giant fire-breathing cheerleader.

I sure hope danny found pandora.

[Unicorns whinny]

[Danny gasps]

Um, excuse me.

Can you tell me where I can find pan... Whoa!

Nasty split ends.

You dare to disturb medusa?

Ah.

Gaze into my eyes

So that I may turn you to stone.

Maybe all you need is a little conditioner.

Ah! My pets.

Oh, my precious pets.

Bawby, bawby... [Shrieks]

Actually, that's a really good look for you.

"Pandora's castle rests on the other side of the lightning arch.

You will be amazed how easy it is to find."

"Amazed".

A maze.

Duh.

Danny: "this area protected by minotaurs?"

What are those again?

Uh... Ole'?

No need to...

att*ck.

Now that's what I call bull-headed.

Whoa.

Well, I don't mean "whoa" like a horse...

I mean, like, uh...

Can you tell me how close I am to pandora's castle?

Does that mean you don't know?

[Growling]

Dude, you need to chill.

[Grunts]

The next time I see you

Better be on a merry-go-round.

[Grunts]

[Roars]

[Danny yells]

[Roars]

[Roaring]

Ha-ha!

Better get some sunglasses, pal.

Uh, well, sunglass.

Uh, never mind.

Can you tell me which way the box ghost fled?

Oh, I don't know.

I really didn't get a good look.

[Doorbell chimes]

[Door opens]

Uh, pandora?

Who wants to know?

Uh, I found your box?

[All scream]

[Whinnies]

Get a load of my boom box.

No!

Dad.

Jack, are you all right?

I b*rned my tongue on the s'mores.

Foolish humans.

The reign of the box ghost has only begun.

Danny: then this is gonna be

The shortest rule in history.

Uh-oh.

I mean, uh...

Uh-oh for you!

It is time you, uh

Crumble and, uh, you know...

Fear me.

Uh, fear my box of terror!

Your box?

Your box?

Yourbox?

Oh, poop.

That is mybox.

You stole it from me.

And for that

You must pay.

Ahh!

Whoa.

The box ghost has never been this powerful before.

Oh, he's opened the box so many times

He's now filled with its energy.

I thought I could handle him alone, but...

I need your help.

O.k., But I should warn you

I'm not very well-read.

[Frogs croak]

[All scream]

The whole world

Shall crumble before me!

Why don't you show us how?

[Whinnies]

How 'bout you just give me the box before anyone gets hurt?

Ha, ha.

You are the only one getting hurt.

Yeah, I noticed that, too.

Danny: but that is about to change.

Uh-huh?

Ahh!

[Whinnies]

Come back.

I command you.

You command nothing!

And you

Do not steal

From me!

Box ghost: ouch.

I did ask nicely.

My most treasured possession.

How dare you betray it

By using it for evil?

Ow, please stop hurting the savage

Ow, deadly, ow, box ghost, ow!

Wait a minute.

The box isn't supposed to be used for evil?

Tucker: but I thought it contained all the worst malevolence in the universe.

It does, because I created it to contain it all.

Pandora: I was trying to help rid the ghost zone of all this...

Malevolence, as you say

And make both our worlds better and lessevil.

Underneath all this fury and rage

I'm really a very kind and thoughtful gal.

[Yells]

Ow.

So much pain...

You know, if you show us how to use the box correctly

We could collect all the evil for you.

Oh, thank you

But you've done so much already.

Besides, this is the easy part.

I knew that "spew" switch was gonna come back to haunt me.

[Roars]

[Bats chirping]

[Frogs croaking]

Pandora: you will face punishment

For what you have done and...

You have a lot of cleaning up to do

Both here and in the ghost zone.

You also need to tell everyone you're sorry.

Yes, ma'am.

Beware...

My apology!

Hm, it's a start.

Now, I wouldn't mind

One of your sandwiches.

b*ating you to a pulp really worked up an appetite.

I've got s'mores.

Perfect.

[Ghosts gasp]

[Scream in fright]

Huh?

Box ghost: bounty, $?

[Sinister chuckle]

Back to work.

Yes, ma'am.

Danny: beware.

[Chuckles]

Hey, that is kind of fun to say.

[♪...]

Chorus: ♪ ahh...

♪ Ahh...

♪ Ahh...

♪ Ahh...

[♪...]

Men: ♪ billionfold

Spoken: inc.

[♪...]