03x11 - D-Stabilized

[bunniefuu]

[Gasps]

[Sighs]: finally, I'm back.

Uh-oh.

Whoa, that's one scary ghost.

I gotta get to danny, fast.

Or slow... Slow's good.

Or slower, even slower's better.

[Sighs]: oh.

Ah!

I just hope danny can help me.

Ohh...

[Cat meows]

I can't let him find me.

Ok, pull yourself together, danielle.

Vlad is all the way in colorado.

There's no way he can know you're here.

Well, well, well...[Purrs...]

The return of the prodigal daughter.

She's looked better

And yet, she survived.

The question is, why?

[Meows]

Oh, yes, I agree, maddie.

It's time for a little research.

But she's hardly going to come running home to daddy.

[Meows]

Oh, maddie, you are so brilliant.

Yes, let's call on daddy's little helper.

Well, that certainly was fast.

My, don't you look fancy.

Got a few upgrades.

Well, perhaps you'd be willing

To upgrade your life, as well.

Wouldn't you like to finally move out of that rundown apartment?

Um-hm.

What do you need, mr. Masters?

A little bounty hunting.

Hunting down ghost scum is what I'm all about.

The target?

Dani phantom.

Danny phantom?

That guy's been an intangible pain in my butt for a long time.

Oh, no, sorry, my dear.

Not "danny" phantom... Dani phantom, with an "i".

A girl ghost.

You're kidding.

There's a girl called dani phantom?

[Chuckles]: these ghosts gotta come up with more original names.

Yes, well, this dani phantom

Is an incredibly evil, dangerous ghost out to destroy me.

What's she got against you?

Word must be out that I am hunting down ghosts.

Once she brings me down, who knows what kind of terror

She'll unleash on our fair city.

There is no way I'm letting that ghost girl get you, mr. Masters.

She is as good as caught.

[Electronic beeping...]

I knew I could count on you, valerie.

And I'm glad I can count on that new apartment.

It will be so nice to get my little girl back.

[Maniacal laughter]

[Meows]

Oh, relax, maddie, you're still my favorite.

[♪...]

Man whispers: ♪ he's a phantom

[♪...]

♪ Danny phantom... [Echo]

♪ Yo, danny phantom, he was just ♪

♪ When his parents built a very strange machine ♪

♪ It was designed to view a world unseen ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit ♪

♪ But then danny took a look inside of it ♪

♪ There was a great big flash, everything just changed ♪

♪ His molecules got all rearranged ♪

♪ Phantom... [Echo]

♪ When he first woke up, he realized ♪

♪ He had snow-white hair and glowing green eyes ♪

♪ He could walk through walls, disappear and fly ♪

♪ He was much more unique than the other guys ♪

♪ And it was then that he knew what he had to do ♪

♪ He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through ♪

♪ He's here to fight for me and you ♪

♪ He's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪

♪ Gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's... Danny phantom. ♪

♪ He's a phantom...[Echo]

♪ Danny phantom...[Echo]

[Snoring]

Daddy, when I catch this ghost girl

I promise to finally move us out of this crummy place.

[Beeping]

[Radar blip]

Hmm... Got ya.

If I want to reach danny, I gotta keep up my strength.

[Blip]

What's going on?

The coordinates brought me right here.

But that fruit guy's not a ghost.

And neither is that kid.

[Electronic beeping]

What is up with this thing?

I hate to do this, but...

All right...

Let me see your hands.

Ah!

[Shocked grunting]

Man, she's good.

I didn't even see her pocket those.

Poor kid.

I know where she's coming from.

[Sensors beeping]

Ooh.

Huh?

That ghost must be around here.

Don't worry, kid.

I'm not gonna let some little ghost freak get you.

Hold on.

[Danielle grunting]

[Floor creaks]

Listen, kid...

I know you're in here

And I know something evil is hunting you.

Yeah, no kidding.

But I can protect you if you'll just trust me and come out.

[Creaks]

[Rumbling]

Whoa...

[Crash]

Both: ahh...

[Gasps]: ah, huh?

You're...you're a girl and a ghost?

And you're welcome.

The ghost girl.

Yeah, but you can just call me dani.

Oh, I will.

[Gasps]: ah!

Dani phantom.

Dad, I've really gotta go.

Sam and tucker have been waiting for me for over an half hour to patrol...

Uh... Patroclus.

To do our report on patroclus.

A greek warrior friend of achilles.

Your math homework can wait, boy.

Check out my newest invention.

I call it: "ecto-dejecto".

With one little sh*t of this no-go juice

Ghostly power shrivels up like a raisin in the sun.

[Bubbles gurgling/muttering]

Take this little spooky stinker.

Yeah, he's tiny.

But terror comes in all sizes.

Just hit it with some ecto-dejecto and watch it go from tiny to gone.

Sayonara, spectral scum!

Great... Are we shrinking?

Oh, no... No, stop.

[Glass breaks]

Shields up.

[Roars]

Maddie, quick, the wraith wrangler.

On it.

Danny, containment.

[Growling]

I just don't know why I can't seem to get the kinks out of this one.

[All growling]

Uh... Any objections to me getting far, far away from here?

Good idea, danny.

Best you avoid any unnecessary contamination.

Or embarrassment.

Thanks.

Maybe I just need a bigger needle.

Uh... Uh, let me go.

Not on your afterlife, ghost girl.

Uhh...

That's what I'm afraid of.

What are you going to do with me?

Me? I'm not doin' anything with you.

I've got you all bundled up for delivery to vlad masters.

You're working for vlad?

He'll destroy me.

Ha, that's a good one.

He told me the only reason you came out of the ghost zone

Was to destroy him.

What?

No, he's lying.

Vlad masters is a good man.

He has never lied to me.

Are you crazy?

Look at me.

Do I look like I could destroy anything?

Vlad is evil.

And even though I knew he was hunting me

I chanced coming here because I'm dissolving into nothing.

Only one person can help me...

Danny phantom.

You know the ghost boy?

Yes, do you?

Of course.

Everybody in amity park

Knows of the amazing ghost hero, danny phantom.

But I've never had the honor of meeting him.

I'll introduce you.

Just set me free so I can see him.

Oh, I'll let you see him...

For the last time.

[Horn honks]

A report on patroclus?

I'm impressed.

Thanks.

I guess I really do absorb some things while sleeping in class.

Well, guys, I hate to say it

Or maybe I'm glad to say it

But tonight's ghost-hunting scene is pretty much dulls-ville.

[Tires screech]

Unless, of course, you count the sudden appearance of danny's long, lost ghost cousin.

What? My cousin? [Gasps]

Whoa...

Both: whoa...

[Groans]

Danny?[Groans]

Sam: danny?

That was your cousin, right?

I've got this one, guys.

Did we just get blown off?

Pretty massively.

Wanna pig out at nasty burger and put it on danny's tab?

Absolutely.

Danielle, are you ok?

You look awful.

What happened to you?

Last time I saw you, you flew off kind of dramatically.

You know how hard it is to fly off dramatically?

Ohh...

That, plus our last battle with vlad left me really wiped out.

As much as I've tried to save my strength since then

I keep getting weaker.

I needed your help to see if you could make me stay whole.

But as soon as I got into town, vlad came after me.

He's not gonna touch you, dani.

Come on, I'll protect you.

[Gasps]

I knew you'd take the bait, phantom.

Bait? Was this a trap?

No, no, I would never do that.

She saw me go ghost and she was gonna turn me over to vlad

Until I told her I knew you.

Valerie: it's true, danny.

The little ecto brat had no idea

I was using her to get to you.

You what?

And she actually believed that I wanted the honor

Of meeting danny phantom

When I really I just wanted the honor of destroying you.

[Screams]

You...you tricked me.

[Taser buzzes]

[Gasps]

[Dani screams]

[Laughing]

Now that's two danny phantoms for the price of one.

Wha? Eh? Huh?

[Grunting]

[Sighs]

Valerie: I finally got you where I want you.

But now I want answers, phantom.

You're not getting anything

Until you tell me what you did with dani.

Oh, she's getting what's coming to her.

Just tell me you didn't hand her over to vlad.

Well, that would be a lie now, wouldn't it?

You didn't seem to have any trouble lying to dani.

Listen, I know that we've had our issues

And clearly you're not big on forgiveness.

But dani doesn't have anything to do with you hating me.

I don't hate you, danny.

It's because of you

That I'm the most powerful ghost hunter in amity park.

Hey, what about the fentons?

Are you kidding?

They couldn't catch a ghost if it was living under their own roof.

True.

But knowledge is power.

And with your knowledge

I'll have the power to rid amity park

Of its constant ghost invasion forever.

So you want information?

Everything you've got

On the ghost portals, the ghost zone...

And what if I don't feel like talking?

Then I'll need to find ways to persuade you.

[Buzzes]

[Gasps]

[Grunting]

What is it with you and examination tables?

[Grunting]

Whoa.

Vlad: now, now, my dear.

If you continue to struggle

There'll be nothing left of you to dissect.

Don't touch me.

Eww.

Dani: uh, ah...

Structural density?

Percent, dumpling.

[Sighs]

Percent, sweet-ums.

Ooh, love the cologne you're wearing.

Vlad: ectoplasmic energy readings?

Unstable, cupcake.

Clearly she is only mildly more sound than the other clones.

The question is: why did she last longer than the rest?

Please tell me you've been working on something to stabilize me.

Oh no, my child.

I've had far more important matters to tend to.

My maddie upgrade, for instance.

Right, dear?

Whatever you say, vlad

My brilliant and ingenious lamb chop.

I love what you've done with your fangs.

Well, danielle, it seems the only way I'll be able to make a perfect clone

Is to melt you down

And study your ectoplasmic remains.

Valerie... You don't wanna do this.

No, you don't want me to do this.

Well, yeah.

[Screams]

Stop.

I'll tell you about the portals.

I'll give you a map to the ghost zone.

You can become the hero ghost hunter of amity park.

But first, you need to let me go

And we need to save danielle.

Why?

'Cause she's one of your kind- a ghost?

[Screams]

No, because she's one of yours.

A human.

She's not just a ghost.

She's also a girl.

But vlad said the ghost part of her

Was out to get him and amity park.

Valerie, you saw her.

Did dani really look like she could destroy anything?

Funny, she asked the same thing.

Look: the facts are, danielle's ghost half is unstable.

Vlad is out to destroy her.

And if he destroys the ghost half

The human half is destroyed along with it.

No, that's not my problem.

She is a ghost, and I destroy ghosts.

Fine, destroy ghosts.

But can you really take part in destroying a human?

What makes you think the fentons

Would have anything to help dani?

They are ghost hunters, not ghost helpers.

Yes and no.

My da... Uh... Jack fenton

Tends to be a little bit of both.

For the sake of all ghosts, I keep my eye on these guys

And have a pretty good idea of what they're up to.

You don't think it's a little dangerous

Flying into the lab of a family of ghost hunters?

[Jack grunting]

[Grunting]

Danny: something tells me we'll be ok.

Hey, hey, hey...

Am I good or what?

Intruder alert, dearest heart.

Dani: danny.

Phantom... Ach.

What a nuisance.

And valerie?

Well, this is inconvenient at best.

Can't go letting her discover the truth now, can we?

Time to assume my role in our little production.

I'll go welcome our guests.

And I'm sorry, dear

But I can't have them see you, either.

See you tonight for tea and cookies.

Until then, there's work to be done.

Dani: danny, help!

Dani?

It came from in there.

Ha, ha!

I don't want to fight you, vlad.

I just want to save danielle.

Sorry, not on my watch.

Ha!

Ooh.

[Grunting]

Feeling super in our new souped-up suit, are we?

Actually, yeah.

Ah!

Not bad.

But do you really think you can trap me, girl?

I think I just did.

What the...

Breaking up is hard to do

Unless you have a button that does this.

Oh!

[Laughing]

No!

[Screams]

Dani: danny!

Danielle.

Oh, no... Valerie.

Did she see me change?

Dani: help.

No time to worry about that now.

Danny....

Valerie?

Why are you standing around?

[Pounding]vlad: help!

That horrible ghost trapped me and is going to destroy the girl.

Vlad?

Hello? Vlad's right in front of you.

Not him, vlad masters.

This is his mansion.

Ahh...

As the sweet, caring, good-natured man that I am

I beg you, don't let him do it.

Ha, told you he was a good dude.

Dani: help.

Ohh...

What are you doing to her?

Stop it, now.

Oh!

Ah!

It's going to take more than your little plasma ray

To cut those ties, daniel.

[Screams]

[Grunts]

I can't break them, danielle.

There's only one thing left to try.

Feeling brave?

A little weak in the knees, actually...

And I don't even have knees anymore.

Well, then, let's hope my dad didn't mend this achilles' heel.

I think its too late.

Bye, danny.

Thanks for...

Oh, no.

[Sighs]

No!

No, dani.

I... I failed you.

I'm so sorry.

[Bubbles gurgling]

Danny, what's the trouble?

Huh?

Hey.

[Dani laughs]

Dani: ha!

I'm me again.

I knew you wouldn't let me down.

Valerie: a little help here.

Vlad: ha!

Dani: with pleasure.

Hm.

Vlad: oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah.

Oh, ah.

I never got to thank you for the homecoming.

Ha, you missed me.

[Yells]

Guess that'll teach him to pick on a defenseless girl.

There's no such thing.

Get danielle out of here, valerie.

I'll be right behind you.

Man, you really know how to work the system don't you?

It's my specialty.

Now valerie blames vlad plasmius for trying to destroy dani

Leaving vlad masters in the clear.

If only she knew you were one and the same.

Well, you could always tell her.

But I'm afraid I would have to counter such slanderous accusations

By revealing your little secret.

Don't come near her again.

Dani, that was awesome.

Dani?

Valerie, where's dani?

Boo!

[All laugh]

Ah, ha, very funny.

Thank you, both.

Vlad would have baked me into a puddle of nothing if you hadn't saved me.

That's what family's for, cuz [chuckles].

So uh, now what, heading off?

Yup.

Now that this phantom is fixed

She's got places to go.

Well, just be safe, ok?

Aw, danny, nothing can hurt me now.

Mwah, see ya.

And thanks, valerie.

What's that for?

Deal's a deal.

You helped me save dani.

You can now have me back as your c*ptive.

[Chuckles]: forget it.

What?

Fly away, ghost boy, before I change my mind.

All right, I'm going.

Ow, what in...

But don't think this is gonna last.

Tomorrow, it's game on.

And I'll be ready to play.

I told him vlad was a good guy.

[Gasps]: mr. Masters.

I forgot about him.

Mayor masters?

Are you ok?

Mayor masters?

Vlad: disappeared.

Huh, we were so close.

If only we'd managed to melt that little brat down.

Is that plasmius?

And who knew valerie would be so easy to fool?

"Trapping" me in the closet?

Ah, ingenious.

For a smart girl, she's very easily led.

Vlad masters is vlad plasmius?

Phantom was right all along.

And all this time, I've been doing all his dirty work.

Well, not anymore.

Better watch out, vlad

'Cause one of the ghosts I'm hunting now is you.

Hello?

[Clears throat]: a little help here?

I have to go to the bathroom.

[♪...]

♪ Ahh...

♪ Ahh...

♪ Ahh...

♪ Ahh...

[♪...]

Men: ♪ billionfold

Spoken: inc.

[♪...]