02x06 - Olie's Note/Baby Binky/A Record Bustin' Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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02x06 - Olie's Note/Baby Binky/A Record Bustin' Day

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[RATTLING]

SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-SINGER: Hooray
-Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

Whee!

[STICK THUMPING]

OLIE: I've never had a note
from teacher before.

Bet you it's something
really neato.

Like, maybe I never have
to take another test again

or maybe they're going
to name the school after me.

Or maybe it's something else,

maybe it's about you being bad
or something.

Bad?

Me?

Everyone does something
bad sometime.

Right?

I... I guess so.

Yeah. Notes from teacher

can mean tummy-tremblin' trouble.

-[STOMACH RUMBLING]
-BILLY: And sometimes

it's even
knee-knockin' nasty.

What am I going to do?

If I was you,

before you give it
to your mom and dad,

you should try to be
extra super-duper good.

Then you won't get
into so much trouble.

Yeah, I'll be the bestest
all-around Olie I can be.

I'll be so good, there's no way
they'll get mad about the note.

Get ready for mission
Olie-Be-Good.

Good luck, Olie.

It's been nice
knowing you.

First, I'm going to have to hide
this note.

-[BARKING]
-Shh!

Hmm?

Olie! Olie! Olie!

Shh!

MOM: Olie, you home?

-Olie?
-[GASPS]

MOM: Olie!

[STOMACH RUMBLING]

Remember, mission Olie-be-good.

Better clean up.

MOM: Olie?

You're home.

Oh, what a tidy teddy
you are today.

OLIE: Yep, I'm feeling

good and tidy today.

[TRASH CAN SLAMS]

Tidy and good.

[HUMMING]

I can do that, Mom.

Thanks, Olie.

Whoa-ooh!

I'll do a good job.

Oh?

What a mess.

Ta-da!

Well?

Well, golly, Olie!

What's gotten into you?

You feel bad, Olie?

Bad? Bad? No, I feel good,
really good.

A hundred percent good.

Good, good, good!

And I've got oodles and oodles
of good to do!

[BARKING]

[MOWER RUMBLING]

Golly.

[HONKING]

Um, din-din, Olie!

Jumpin' jiminies,
the garage looks tip-top.

And look at Coupie.

Two across... Four letters,
"As good as..."

OLIE: Four letters!
As good as O-L-I-E, Olie!

[GIGGLING]

I'm afraid that would be
G-O-L-D, good as gold.

Ooh!

Comfy?

Anything else I can get you?

Oh, golly!

I got to put these toys away.

Just holler if you need anything.

Zowie play Spaceboy!

Bang, bang, bang!

DAD:
Okeydokey, Zowie.

That's Olie's spaceboy explorer.

Nokeydokey, Zowie.

Aw!

That's okay, Zowie.

You can play with my toy.

-Here.
-[GIGGLES]

Uh-oh. Whoa!

[GASPS]

ZOWIE: Spaceboy, Olie!
[GIGGLES]

TV ANNOUNCER:
...Spaceboy and Spacedog!

[YAWNING] No TV for me.

I'm too tired.

Good and tired.

Nighty-night.

Well, bust my bolts.

Olie's help-o-meter
seems to be

cranked up a couple
of notches.

Yep, something's come over
that little 'bot of ours.

MOM: And it's mind-muddlin'
mysterious.

[LAUGHS] He may be a good little 'bot,

but he's never been
this good.

I sure hope mission
Olie-Be-Good worked.

[SIGHS]

Everyone does something bad
sometime.

Everyone does
something bad sometime.

Everyone does something bad...

[STOMACH RUMBLING]

[LIGHT CLICKS]

MOM: Olie?

It's not your bedtime yet.

Feeling okeydokey, Olie?

I guess I can't put it off any longer.

It's from teacher.

Well, seems teacher thinks

you're an extra good
little 'bot, too.

She's rewarding you

with a trip to the Polie County Fair.

I am?

I mean, she is?

You mean, you're not mad

and I wasn't bad?

Nope. You've been
an extra good little 'bot.

Gee willikers.

I should've given you
the note earlier.

Then I would have known
I wasn't bad

and I wouldn't have to worry
about being so good.

Rolie Polie Olie. [CHUCKLES]

You shouldn't get all
worked up over a note.

Whatever was in it,
we'd try to understand.

That's right, dear.

[CHUCKLES]

Now you tell me.

[ALL LAUGHING]

BILLY: I'll bet you my note
from teacher

is really neato, too.

Yeah, not all notes from teacher

mean tummy-tremblin' trouble.

Right?

Unless I did
something bad.

What could you have
done that was so bad?

Like, I pulled Rosie Rivet's
antenna on Monday.

-Oh.
-And I welded Nitro Nickleplate's shoes

to the floor on Tuesday.

Uh-oh.

[STOMACH RUMBLING]

OLIE: Nice knowing you, Billy.

[KNEES KNOCKING]

I left my tuna sandwich
in my desk for a week.

Boy, oh, boy, did that stink.

FATHER:
Billy, come on in!

It's dinner time!

BILLY: And I put magnets
in Miss Triangle's coffee...

[BINKY BABBLING]

Binky!

Hurry up!

[BINKY BABBLING]

Come on, put your block
to the walk.

[BINKY BABBLING]

Oh.

[BABBLING]

Oh!

Binky, quit fooling around.

Let's go.

[BINKY HUMMING]

[BIRD CHIRPING]

BINKY: Bowwow, bowwow.

DAD: Ah!

Hey, Binky.

[BABY TALK] Sweet little baby Binky

is getting to be
such a big little 'bot, isn't he?

Billy, your little brother's

getting bigger and
squarer every day.

Yep. It seems like just yesterday,

he was no bigger than a chiclet.

Yeah, and he's getting
smarter, too.

Look at what I taught him.

[GIGGLING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

Is it okay if Binky
stays a while?

DAD: [BABY TALK]
Sure, little Binky can stay.

He can play with his little friend Zowie.

Then let's play Spaceboy...

And Spacefriend...

BOTH: ...to the rescue!

Don't be shy, Zowie.

You remember Binky.

[SCREECHES]

No, Binky!

Aah!

DAD: Let go!

[SCREAMS]

[LAUGHING]

[BABY TALK] Little Binky
didn't mean to do that, Zow.

[IMITATING ZOWIE YELLING]

[LAUGHING]

Come on, you two.

Playtime in the backyard.

[HUFFS]

[BINKY MAKING
SPUTTERING NOISES]

[GRUNTING]

[BABBLING]

DAD: Oh, golly.

Everybody keep an eye out for Binky!

Have fun.

[WHISTLING]

[HUFFS]

[PANTING]

No touch!

[SIGHS]

[GIGGLING]

Huh?

[CHIRPING]

[BABBLING]

Nokeydokey!

Nokeydokey!

No, Binky, no!

[BABBLING]

[KISSING NOISE]

[HUFFS]

[BINKY SPUTTERING]

[GURGLING]

Yah.

[BINKY LAUGHING]

[BABY TALK]

[LAUGHING]

Zowie book.

Binky no play.

[SCREAMING]

ZOWIE: Nokeydokey!
Nokeydokey!

[SPOT BARKING]

[GRUNTS]

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

[ZOWIE HUFFING]

[BALL BOUNCING]

[BINKY LAUGHING]

[BARKS]

[BABY TALK]

[LAUGHING]

[BARKS]

[BARKING]

[BINKY LAUGHING]

Zowie play! Zowie play!

Me ball! Me!

Me ball!

[GRUNTING]

Zowie ball!

How's about
some finger painting fun

in the backyard, you two?

[BINKY HAPPY GURGLING]

[BARKING]

[HUFFING]

Keep an eye on Zowie and Binky,

okeydokey, Spot?

[BARKING]

[HUFFING]

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Oh.

[BABY TALK]

[SQUEALS]

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

[STEAM WHISTLE HONKING]

[YELPS]

[ZOWIE LAUGHS]

[LAUGHING]

[PAINT SPLATTING]

[WHIMPERING]

[YELPING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Zowie red, Binky blue.

[LAUGHING]

BINKY: Da boo, Da boo,
Da boo, boo...

Boo, boo, boo, boo!

[SMOOCHING]

Zo... Eee...

[SQUEALS]

You say "Zowie!".

Binky say "Zowie!".

Oops!

BINKY: Zo... Eee...

[GIGGLING]

[TRUMPET PLAYS OFF-KEY]

[ALL CHEERING]

ANNOUNCER: It's time for the annual
Rolie Planet Polie

Universal Records-Busting Challenge.

HOST: Our first challenger
is Peggy Pogo.

She's goin' to try to break
the Planet Polie

"High jump on one foot
while playing the trombone" record.

Go, Peggy Pogo!
Go, go, go!

HOST: And there she goes!

Ah, you almost got it, Olie.

ANNOUNCER: Jumpin' June bugs!

She did it!
She broke the record!

[ALL CHEERING]

[PLAYING TRUMPET]

BILLY: I love this show!

OLIE: It's the greatest!

[ALL CHEERING]

Whew!

Oh, what a record-bustin' day.

It'd sure be neat-o

if we could get
on the record-busting challenge.

PAPPY: Yeah, it might
take a while

till you make that challenge...

Uh... yep.

But, uh, there's a records show

you super 'bots
are ready to tackle.

Which one?

Why, the Olie,
Billy and Zowie Show

of Olie, Billy
and Zowie records!

What do you have to do
to get on that show?

PAPPY: Oh, all you have to do
is set your very own personal record.

Neat-o.

We can do that.

Yeah.

[ZOWIE LAUGHING]

Hey, everybody out there
in the Polie universe.

Get ready
for a record-busting show.

[SPOT BARKS]

Ladies and Gentlebots,

welcome to the opening
of the first annual

Olie, Billy and Zowie show

of Olie, Billy and Zowie records!

[GROWLING]

We are going to break
some records today.

[GROWLING]

We're going to crash 'em,
smash 'em and bust 'em.

[GROWLING]

Mush! Mush! Mush!

DAD: Imagine that.

Our very own
record-busters.

MOM:
Golly!

This is exciting.

Watch! Here comes
the good part!

It's time for the first event.

And we've got a hometown
favorite, Billy Bevel,

a square kid trying
to b*at the odds.

So, Billy, have you
got anything to say

to the millions of robots
watching at home?

In case you haven't noticed,
I'm square,

so this is super
extra hard for me.

Hula, hula!

Can the boxy little 'bot

from Polieville do it?

-Come on, Billy!
-We're rootin' for you!

ZOWIE: Yahoo!

PAPPY: Looks like Billy's hoop's
gone orbital.

[SPOT BARKS]

I did it! I did it!

That's the longest hula
I've ever hooped!

[ALL CHEERING]

PAPPY: Ah, that's one super-duper
hula record for Billy Bevel.

The next record-buster
is our very own Olie Polie!

I want to say hi to my mom.

MOM: That's my boy.

PAPPY: And what are you
going for today, Olie?

Well, Pappy, the longest
I've ever been able

to spin without stopping
is 14 and a half seconds.

Uh-huh.

I'm going all the way,
Record City.

Oh, good luck to you.

One, two, three,

four, five...

Look at that
speedy spinner go!

MOM: Olie's going gyroscopic!

Even the camera's
spinning!

PAPPY: Eleven, twelve...

ALL: Thirteen,

fourteen,

fifteen!

[ALL CHEERING]

PAPPY: Olie did it!

What a spin!

What a record-buster!

Any words, Olie?

Whew!

I just tried to stay focused,

spun my best,
and went for the gold.

[ALL CHEERING]

Super spinning, son.

Gee whiz.

Zowie, Zowie, Zowie!

PAPPY:
And now, here's Zowie Polie.

This exciting
young bubble blower

is going to blow
a big bubble

to set a new big bubble-blowing
record right here.

Any comments, Zow?

Bubble, bubble.

Big bubble.

Bubble, uh... And, uh...

Blow a big bubble.

[GIGGLING]

Oh!

Big bubble.

PAPPY: Uh-oh, it doesn't look like

Zowie was too happy
with that effort.

[PAPPY GASPS]

Wow!

[ALL CHEERING]

PAPPY: No doubt about it, folks.

That's a new Zowie
bubble-blowing record!

DAD: Look at that
plucky pooch!

That's the biggest,
bestest bubble

I've ever seen, Zow.

[ALL CHEERING]

Zowie blow bigger bubble.

MOM: Look out, boys!

PAPPY: Uh-oh, a bubble got the camera.

MOM: Whoa!

Bubble cam!

DAD: Look at Spot!

MOM:
Goodness.

PAPPY: Look out for the camera, kids!

That was a whopping
good show.

It was better
than the Rolie Planet Polie

Universal Records-Busting
Challenge.

Yeppers, you kids were terrific.

[CHEERING]

You know, that gave me
a hankering

to bust a couple of records
of my own.

I got the same itch, Sweetums.

Well, then let's go bust
some more records!

Get ready for the Mom and Dad
Record Bust-O-Rama Challenge.

[GROWLING]

I'm going to set the toss
and fetch record with Spot.

Hey, where is Spot?

[SPOT HOWLING]

OLIE: Spot's still floating
in Zowie's bubble!

ZOWIE: Bubble, bubble, bubble!

[YELPING]

[ALL CHEERING]

Oh, that's a new record

for the longest
bubble-floating Polie pup

in the whole Rolie Polie world.

What record are you
going to set, Mr. Polie?

Well...

[ARMPIT TOOTING NOISES]

[CHUCKLING]

Musical, ain't I?

[TOOTING CONTINUES]
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