03x02 - Gotcha!/Springy Chicken/A Polie Egg-Stravaganza

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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03x02 - Gotcha!/Springy Chicken/A Polie Egg-Stravaganza

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[RATTLING]

SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

SINGER: Hooray

Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

SINGER: Hooray

Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

Whee!

[SNORING]

[SNORING CONTINUES]

BILLY: Neat-o!

OLIE: You bet, Billy.

This is going to be our bestest ever
class project,

"the four yummy food groups."

[SNORING OUTSIDE]

Your Pappy sure takes naps loud, Olie.

Uh-huh.

Careful, Billy,
or Pappy's teeth will get you.

-Look out for your cookie!
-BILLY: Whoa!

That was fast!

I told you.

His chompers love to munch a bunch.

Where'd they go?

I don't know.

Ah! Hey, my cookie!

Pappy's teeth sure got you good, Olie.

Ooh-hoo-hoo-ah-ya-ya!

[LAUGHING]

Didn't get me.

[LAUGHING]

They're gonna get you, too, Billy.

Pappy's teeth always get you.

No way. Not me.

Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-ya!

Oh, no! They're going to get
somebody else.

BILLY: Maybe we could help them.

Yeah!

[HUMMING]

[TEETH CLACKING]

OLIE: Billy, inside.

Yeah!

Hi, Mom.

Hi, Mrs. Polie.

POLINA: Hello, boys.

How's your class project going?

Super!

Costumes are looking great, Mrs. Polie.

OLIE: Sure are.

Mom, can we have some juice?

Sure thing, Olie.

Chilly's keeping it chilly.

Help yourselves.

Uh, Mom, how about I get the glasses

and you get the juice?

It always tastes better

when you pour it, Mrs. Polie.

Oh! Okeydokey then.

[GIGGLING]

Lemonade sound good?

Ooh! Or orange...

[SCREAMING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Pappy's teeth got you, Mom.

Olie, you know you're not supposed to play

with Pappy's teeth.

We just wanted to help them get you.

Sorry.

How's about you get them back to Pappy

before he finds them missing?

You boys better watch out.

Pappy's teeth will get you.

OLIE: They already got me.

They ate my cookie.

Not me.

Yee-ha! Yee-ha!

Olie...

We're on the case, Mom.

[GROWLING]

[LAUGHING]

ZOWIE: Dragons locked in dungeon?

Princess Zowie save dragons!

Mmm. Me eat cookie

Then save dragons.

[TEETH CLACKING]

OLIE: Uh-oh.

Giddyapy! Giddyapy!

[CLATTERING]

ZOWIE: Giddyapy! Giddyapy!

Giddy... Ah!!!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

OLIE: Pappy's teeth got you, Zow.

No play with Pappy toofies, Olie.

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHTER STOPS]

We'll, uh, put them back now, Mom.

[CLACKING]

[SNORING]

BILLY: Lower.

Lower.

[CLACKING]

Uh-oh.

Ooh.

[TEETH LAUGHING]

Uh-oh.

[LAUGHING]

Yee-ha! Yee-ha!

[LAUGHING]

Pappy's teeth could be hiding
anywhere, Billy.

Oh.

I'll get them.

-Hey, boys.
-[BOTH SCREAMING]

[CHUCKLING]

What are you up to?

Well, there's nothing in here
to be afraid of... Aah!

[LAUGHING]

OLIE: Sorry, Dad.

You've been gotcha'd.

It's your turn to be gotcha'd, Billy.

There's nobody else left
but you.

[KNOCKING]

[BOTH GASPING]

Olie! Hiya, Olie.

Hiya, Billy.

How's the food chart
for our project going?

Okay. Sort of.

I made a show-and-tell tray.

See? It has stuff from all four
of the four yummy food groups.

-Whoo-ha!
-[GASPING]

What was that?

A gotcha.

Let's get them.

Ay-yi-yi-yi!

[YELPING]

Ya-ha!

[CLACKING]

[LAUGHING]

It's a gotcha bonanza.

Sooner or later, Billy,
they're going to get you, too.

POLINA: Olie? Billy?

Your costumes are ready.

[SNORING]

[SNORTING]

What?

Uh...

[GROANING]

Hey, where's my teeth?

Don't you look just sweet enough to eat?

[POLLIE GIGGLING]

You guys are the yummiest
class project ever.

[DOOR OPENING]

My chompers are up to no good again.

Olie...

We couldn't catch them, Mom.

We tried and tried,
but they were too fast.

Billy, look out!

Yeow!

Oh, my!

Are you Okeydokey, Billy?

Yeah.

[TEETH AND PAPPY LAUGHING]

I told you Pappy's teeth
would get you good, Billy.

Ah, they always do.

[LAUGHING]

Whoops!

[TEETH LAUGHING]

Get back in there!

[LAUGHING]

[HUMMING]

Ready with the remote, Zow?

Uh-huh.

[POPPING]

Springy-eggies!

Yay!

-[GIGGLES]
-OLIE: All righty!

Spring-a-ding-ding.

The eggs have come in.

But where's the springy chicken?

See her, Billy?

Uh...

Nope, Olie.

Don't see her.

[SPUTTERING]

[GIGGLES]

[CHATTERING]

[REMOTE BEEPS]

[POPPING]

[GASPS]

[GIGGLES]

Come on, Olie.

We got to get this place spick-and-span

before the springy chicken comes.

Okeydokey.

It's cleaning time, Billy.

Ten-four, good buddy.

Cleaning time, Mom!

Righty-o! Cleaning time, Billy-o!

Okeydokey.

We all know the drill.

If we want the springy chicken

to lay a good-luck egg

we've got to get this place

spick-and-span and looking grand.

Yay, springy chicken!

Yeow, springy chicken!

Who's springy chicken?

You know the story, Zow.

On the first day of spring,
the springy chicken comes.

But first, we have to clean the house

till it shines like new.

Then, we've got to build a nest.

And do the springy chicken dance.

[GIGGLES]

Dance! Dance! Dance!

Then, the springy chicken comes
and lays us an egg

and we'll have good luck
for the whole roly-poly year.

Oh!

Toy troops!

Time to clean up.

Forward and march.

[WHISTLES]

Mission accomplished.

[GIBBERING]

Hey, there.

Where'd you come from?

[GIBBERING CONTINUES]

[GIGGLES]

Back in room
or springy chicken no come.

[GIGGLING]

Hey, everybody.

Time to do the hip-hop mop.

-Yay!
-Yay!

Top to bottom

Bottom to top

Hip hop

Hip hop

Hip hop

Dance, dance, dance!

[SLOW DANCE TUNE PLAYS]

Ta-hip... Top

Here's to you, Mom.

[DANCE TUNE CONTINUES]

Yeow!

[CRASH]

Ooh.

Oh, sparkly, shiny.

Wow.

Not a spot in sight.

Whee!

[LAUGHING]

Huh. Look at them go.

[WHEELS SQUEAKING]

Time to make the springy chicken's nest.

Neat-o!

Now, let's see.

How did this go, again?

Zow, why don't you get something cushy

to put in the nest.

Cushy! Cushy!

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

POLINA: How do I look?

[CUCKOO CALLS]

-Like a real egghead, Mom.
-[GIGGLES]

Oh, thanks, Olie.
You say the sweetest things.

-Where's Dad?
-PERCY: Cockle-doodle-doo.

Oh! That must be him, now.

Quick, into position.

[PERCY CLUCKING]

PERCY: It's time for the chicken dance.

Bocka-bocka-bock-bock, bock, bock

Bock-bock-bock,
Bock, bock, bock, bock

Bocka-bocka-bock-bock,
Bock, bock

Bock-bock-bock, bock bock

Great chicken dance, Dad.

That's got to bring the springy chicken.

Bocka-bocka-bock-bock,
Bock, bock

Bock-bock-bock, bock, bock

Bocka-bocka-bock-bock,
Bock, bock, bock

Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock,
Bock-bock, bock-bock

Did you see her, Olie?

Nope.

Not a feather.

[SIGHING]

Do you think the springy chicken's

going to bring us a lucky egg
this year, Mom?

You betcha, Olie.

But she's never been this late before.

Well, she's a busy little chicken.

She's got eggs to lay all over Polliville.

She'll come.

[SNORING]

[WINGS FLUTTERING]

[CLUCKING]

[YAWNING]

Hey, everybody!

The springy chicken is here!

Yay!

Hurray!

Yay! Springy chicken!

[CLUCKING]

[CROWING]

Hurray!

[CLUCKING]

Gee-willikers!

That sure is one humongous egg.

Oh, and so pretty.

Yay! Spring is here!

And it's a bright new beginning
to an extra-lucky Rolie Polie year.

[ALL CLUCKING]

[CLUCKING]

NARRATOR: Hippety-happety
springy chicken day!

All over Polieville

things are looking sunny-side up.

Springy chicken's laid her eggs

for another lucky, Rolie Polie year!

BILLY: Did the springy chicken
lay her lucky egg?

Oh, my. Oh, no.

It looks kind of...

BILLY: Empty.

Maybe springy chicken forgot ours.

Maybe she laid our egg somewhere else.

[CHICKEN CLUCKING]

BILLY: Mom! Dad!

Springy chicken's here!

She's over at the Polie's
laying their lucky egg.

[POLIES CLUCKING]

[CLUCKING]

BILLY'S MOM: Hmm, come on,
you springy Chickie.

Mama needs a brand-new Eggie.

[CLUCKING]

[BELL DINGS]

Whoa!

[CLUCKING]

[BELL DINGS]

PERCY: Cubular!

Totally cubular!

We've got to be super careful
with our egg.

It's everyone's job to give it

lots of tender, loving care

till springy chicken comes back.

I'll take the first egg-sitting shift.

OLIE: You got your egg, too.

Our eggs are going to bring us
tons of good luck

for the whole year.

Now comes the fun part.

Looking after them
till springy chicken comes back

-to hatch them.
-BILLY: Yeah!

[POLINA CLUCKING]

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

Ooh!

[YAWNING NOISILY]

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

My egg-sitting shift is through.

I'll watch it till Dad comes out.

Thanks, Olie.

Eggie! Eggie! Eggie!

Eggie!

Me love eggie!

Ooh!

It's up to us to keep it nice and cozy

so that baby chickie is all snugly inside.

Oh! Baby chickie inside eggie?

Yep.

[CLANKING]

[GASPS]

Baby chickie come out now.

[YELLS]

No, Zow.

You'll hurt the baby chickie.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Breakfast.

PERCY: Come and get your toast and...

-[YELLS]
-Eggie, come back!

Ooh!

[RELIEVED SIGH]

PERCY: Easy does it.

Careful.

[SIGHS]

Okeydokey.

I'll take the next
egg-sitting shift.

Daddy chickie-bot?

That's right, Zow.

I'm a cock-a-doodle daddy.

[CLUCKING]

[SNORING]

[CLUCKING SLEEPILY]

[CLUCKS LOUDLY]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[CROWING]

My egg-sitting shift is through.

Zowie turn.

Zowie turn!

BILLY'S MOM: Cock-a-doodle
whop-a-daddy, doodle-doo, Billy-o!

Maybe later, Zow.

Me and Billy are doing
our shifts together.

Hidy-ho, Ollie-o!

Now, get ready for the triple windmill

supersonic, knuckle toss!

[CLANGS]

Cock-a-doodle-doo.

You forgot this, Olie?

Thanks, Mom. See you, Billy.

See you later.

[CLUCKING]

Zowie turn now?

Okeydokey.

It's Zowie's turn

to do something special for our egg.

Yay!

[SQUEAKING]

OLIE: Gee whiz, Zowie.

Baby chickie is sure going to feel

egg-stra special now.

Oh, my!

Baby chickie come out now!

[GIGGLES]

It's not time yet.

Springy chicken isn't back.

Whoo!

Whoa! Whoa!

ZOWIE: Mommy, Mommy!

-Go, Mommy!
-Oh, no!

Whoa!

Oh!

[CRACKING]

Ooh!

[PEEPING]

Baby chickie!

Baby chickie!

[PEEPING]

Here, chickie, chickie, chickie!

Here, chickie, chickie, chickie!

[BARKS]

We've got to get the chickie
back to the nest

or springy chicken won't find it.

Come on, baby chickie.

[PEEPING]

Ooh!

What's the hullabaloo?

[PEEPING]

Whoa!

Oh, baby chickie hatched early.

We're trying to get him back to his nest.

If you want to catch a chicken

think like a chicken.

[ZIPPING]

[CLUCKING]

[LAUGHING]

[CLUCKING]

Come back, back, come back.

-[PEEPING]
-Back, get back.

Come back!

Ooh.

[PEEPS]

-[CLUCKS]
-Ooh.

Looks like that's where
he wants to stay, honey.

[CLUCKING]

Dad, look out!

POLINA: She's coming in for a landing.

[PEEPING AND CLUCKING]

Oh, my, my, my, my, my!

Oh, no!

Mommy chickie

find baby.

Uh, excuse me.

[OLIE CHUCKLES]

[CLUCKING AND PEEPING]

Aw! She says we Polies
are a bunch of good eggs

for taking care
of her baby chickie.

[CLUCKING]

-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye, chickie.

See you next year.

Looks like we got our good luck

squared away for another year, huh, Olie?

OLIE: You betcha, Billy.

[PEEPING AND CLUCKING]
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