04x04 - Guys and Dollies/Dinglie Danglie Doodle/Dancin' Machines

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Way up high in the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy!
-Howdy!

-Hooray!
-Hooray!

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy!
-Howdy!

-Hooray!
-Hooray!

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid
The swellest kid around.

Whee!

[THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES]

[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]

What are we going to play next?

[SIGHS] I don't know.

We've played
just about everything there is to play.

Then let's think of something.
Something really super-duper fun.

-Like what?
-ZOWIE: Like dollies.

Dollies fun, fun, fun! [CHUCKLES]

Dollies? No way!

-We don't play with dollies.
-We don't play with dollies.

Dollies fun, fun, fun.

Dollies are fun, Zow.
It just depends on how you play with them.

Pollie play dolly?

[CHUCKLING]

Sure, Zow. You, me and the dollies
will have a rib-tickling time.

There's not much going on around here.

Zow, do you want to come with us?

Playing with a bunch of dollies
is a definite Nokeydoke.

-Right, Olie?
-Darn tooting.

Besides, me and Billy
are going to stay here,

and make up
the bestest game ever invented.

Pollie play dolly?

You betcha, Zow. Let's go ask
your mom if we can go to the park.

Dollies.

Ick!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Look out! The giant, jiggly-wiggly worm
slimed and slurped and gobbled them up.

-Oh.
-[GASPS] They're gone!

We got to save them Zow.

Yee-hie! Gears away!
Superpower box to the rescue!

Jiggly-wiggly dark.

It's okey dokey, Zowie.
It's only pretend, remember?

Oh! [CHUCKLES]

-Zowie, come too. Yee-haw!
-POLLIE: Yahoo! Whee!

-[CHUCKLES]
-We saved them, Zow.

-That was a close one.
-Uh-huh, close one, Pollie.

Ground control to astrodolly.
Over. Whoosh!

-Whoosh! [CHUCKLES]
-[ZOWIE CHEERS]

Whee! [CHUCKLES]

POLLIE: Reading you
loud and clear, astrodolly.

Whee!

Warp speed ahead.

-Whee! [CHUCKLES]
-Whee!

-Yahoo!
-[CHUCKLES]

Ground control to astrodolly.
Can you hear us?

Uh-oh! Astrodolly go away.

We've lost contact
with astrodolly, space Zowie.

We need to do a space rescue.
[IMITATES ROCKET]

I'll save you, dolly.

Save, save, save.

[CHEERS] That was another close one Zow.

Uh-huh, close one, Pollie. [CHUCKLES]

More, more, more.
Dollies want more, Pollie.

Okay, here comes another.

[CHUCKLES] Balloon, balloon.

There you go.
Lots of balloons for your dollies.

[CHUCKLES] Dollies like balloons.

[CHUCKLES] Go up, up, up.

-Up, up, up!
-POLLIE: Uh-oh, they're blowing away.

Dollies, come back!

-How about Polie pirates?
-No, lost my hat, remember?

-Want to try super spy boss?
-Uh-uh, played that last week.

-[SIGHS]
-[SIGHS]

POLLIE: Hurry! We got to save them!

-Did you hear that?
-Yeah, let's go check it out.

POLLIE: Hurry! We have
to do something fast!

Aw, it's just the girls.

Whoa! Cool.

Come on! They're headed for the backyard.

Hey, wait up!

POLLIE: Oh, no! It's going to crash!

-Oh, poor dollies.
-Don't worry, Zow.

-We'll save them.
-Yeah, don't worry Zow.

I... [GRUNTS]

-I can't reach.
-[GRUNTS]

-[GASPS]
-[GASPS]

It's stuck.

How do we get them down now?

Hmm...

-Over! Over!
-Now down a bit. More. That's it!

Now blow! Hard!

POLLIE: Harder!

Oh, it's no use.

We've tried everything.

I don't know
how we're going to get it down.

Oh, sorry dolly, Zowie no can fly.

[SIGHS]

That's it, Zow! Be right back.

It's okay, dollies. Zowie here.

POLLIE: Bring it to the left of it.

-Whee!
-You're doing great, Zowie.

Just hold tight to the handle.

That's it, whoosh.

-Whee! [CHUCKLES]
-ALL: Hooray! Hooray!

Wow! That was great.

Gee willikers! That was a totally
amazing rescue, Zow.

-Close one, Pollie?
-A real close one, Zow.

Zowie do, do, do. [CHUCKLES]

This was sure a super-swell day, Zowie.

Playing with your dollies
was a great idea.

Fun, fun, fun. [CHUCKLING]

[OLIE IMITATES ROCKET]

Oh, no! Astrodolly landed
on the quicksand planet.

She's in big trouble!

Hang on, astrodolly.

The space rangers
are coming to the rescue. [CHUCKLES]

You guys really did come up
with a super-neat game,

playing with dolls.

[BOTH GASP]

[CHUCKLES] Silly dolly, silly dolly.

Dolly's fine, Olie?

[CHUCKLES] Uh...

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

You betcha, Zow.
Come on, let's play some more.

[BARKING]

Ferocious,
dolly-eating spotasaurus got her!

-Let's save her!
-Come on!

[ALL CHUCKLE]

[UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[SIGHS]

Just a little tighter.

[GRUNTING]

Whoa! Huh?

Ow! [SCREAMS]

Oh, whoa, whoa. [YELPS]
Dinglie-danglie-doodle!

[NERVOUS CHUCKLE] Whoopsie-daisy.

Hope nobody heard that. [CHUCKLES]

Sorry about that. [CHUCKLES]

Banged the old grip. [CHUCKLES]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS] Dolly fix.

[GRUNTS]

Oh! Ow! Owie! Owie! Owie!

-[INHALES]
-Dinglie-danglie-doodle...

[BEEPS]

[LAUGHING] Dinglie-danglie-doo.

Dinglie, dinglie,
Dinglie, dinglie, dinglie-danglie-doo.

Dinglie-danglie-doo, dinglie-danglie-doo.

Dinglie, dinglie,
Dinglie, dinglie, dinglie-danglie-doo.

Dinglie-danglie-doo, dinglie-danglie-doo.

Dinglie, dinglie,
Dinglie, dinglie, dinglie-danglie-doo

Dinglie-danglie-doo, dinglie-danglie-doo

Dinglie, dinglie,
Dinglie, dinglie, dinglie-danglie-doo

Ding, ding, ding! Dang, dang, dang!
Doo, doo, doo! Di, da, doo!

Dingling!

[CHUCKLES]

Uncle Gizmo.

[CHUCKLES] What's the word, Zowie bird?

Up, up, up!

[IMITATES AIRPLANES]

Here we go!

-Come on, let's go!
-[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

-[GIZMO CHUCKLES]
-ZOWIE: Whee!

-Ow! Ow!
-Dinglie-danglie-doodle?

[GASPS]

Oh, uh... Wha...
What's that word, Zowie bird?

-Dinglie-danglie...
-No, no, no, no.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't say it. Just, uh... I mean, uh...

Where did you hear that word?

What word?

What word? The... The word that, uh...
Well, you're not supposed to say.

-No, no word?
-Well, exactly.

That, um, uh, grown-up word.

-Oh well, your Dinglie-danglie...
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. That grown-up word.

-Daddy say, dinglie-dangliedo...
-Whoa!

Oh, Daddy, hey?

Well, that word's
a grown-up word, sweetums.

Well, I don't think Mom and Dad
would like to hear you saying that word.

What word is that?

Me say, dinglie-danglie-doodle.

-[METAL CLANKS]
-Ooh! What did you say, sweetie?

-Dinglie...
-Mom! Mom! Did Zowie just say, Dinglie...

Uh, I mean, uh, the three-d word?

Isn't that a Nokey dokey?

Oh, little one,
remember what we talked about?

That's a grown-up word. Grown-ups only.

No, Zowie, in this house,
that's a nobody word.

Nobody says that word. Okey dokey?

Nokeydokey, Mommy. Somebody say word.

Somebody out
in the universe might say that word

But we Polies don't ever say that word.

Uh-uh, Polie say word.

Ooh!

-Uh-uh. Not me.
-[BARKS]

Whoa, no, not Giz.
He's not where the bad word is.

-Who said that word?
-[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

Daddy say, Dinglie-danglie-doodle.

-Oh, no.
-[WHIMPERS]

Huh?

[GRUNTING]

-[GRUNTING]
-[REVVING]

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

-Oh, oh!
-Dinglie-danglie-doodle.

[GASPS] Zowie.

Where in the world did a little sprocket
Like you hear a word like that?

Daddy say. [CHUCKLES]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[GIZMO CHUCKLES]

Oh, well, I...
I might have slipped once but, uh,

Zowie, sweetie
Daddy's sorry if he ever said

The three-d word, it's not a nice word.

Daddy shouldn't use it,
and neither should you.

Word no nice?

-Well, that's right.
-There's a couple of not so nice words

We Polies don't use.

Some word nice?

Well, sure.
There are plenty of really nice words

We can use all the time.

What word nice?

You can say,
please and trees and bees' knees.

sweet and meat and doggie treat.

A tickle, pickle on a motorcycle,
and nice and rice and sugar and spice

And could I please have ice cream twice?

Zowie say nice spot
and dicey and Fifi and hug

and d...

addy. [CHUCKLES]

Polie only say nice word.

That's right, pumpkin.

Whoo-ee. I never want to hear
the three-d word again.

I don't think you have
to worry about that.

I don't think everyone
has learned their lesson.

Am I right, Percy?

How's about we go cool off with a

with a triple-decker treat
of Rolie ice cream?

-Mm, Ice cream, nice word. [CHUCKLES]
-Mm...

-ZOWIE: Yay!
-[GIZMO CHEERS]

I've almost got this working.
Maybe it's too tight.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Ow! [GROANS] Dinglie-danglie-doodle.

[CLEARS THROAT]
How's it going over there, Baxter?

Oh, uh. begging your mercy, Percy.

[CHUCKLES] That's one that got away.
Kind of slipped my socket.

Happens to the best of us.
We all slip up now and again.

Well, sorry to be such a blockhead.

Don't mention it.

BINKY: Uh-oh!

-Ah! Dinglie-danglie-do-do-do.
-Huh?

-Dinglie-danglie-do-do-do!
-No!

Dinglie-dangie-do-do-do!

-Oh, no! Binky!
-Dinglie-danglie-do-do-do.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Slow, quick, quick. Slow, quick, quick.

I think you're hitting
that twirl a bit early, sweetums.

I do believe you're right, hon.

PERCY: Slow, quick, slow, slow.

Slow, quick, slow, slow.

-And the slide under swirl.
-Oh! [CHUCKLES]

Wow!

Me next, me next.

I'm sorry, pumpkin,
but this is serious dancing.

We're practicing for a very
serious dance competition.

Come on Zow, I'll dance with you.

[FANFARE]

Don't want to be late
for the annual Rolie Rumbathon.

That first-place trophy is waiting for us.

Wow.

Are you going to win the contest?

I don't see how we can lose
with our new show stopping move.

The slide-under swirl... [CHEERS] Nellie!

-Uh-oh.
-Oopsie.

Whoa! [GROANS]
Well, I had a bit of a hiccup there.

Whoa, there.
Great tumbling two-steps, what's going on?

[CHUCKLES] Mom and Dad
were just practicing

for the Rolie Rumbathon, uncle Gizmo.

We finished fourth last year,
but this year.

-We want that first place trophy.
-Don't worry about the trophy.

Just shake
those tail feathers and have a ball.

[CLUCKS LIKE CHICKEN]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

-Whoa!
-Whoa! [GROANS]

[GIZMO CHUCKLING]

Now, those are some nifty new,
toe tapping moves.

Sure looks like fun.

Oh, this isn't fun, uncle Gizmo.

-This is serious dancing.
-Yeah, serious.

Serious dancing? Ha,
Well, there ain't no such thing.

No serious?

Well, you got it baby.
Come on, dancing machines.

Zip-da-dip-da.

Let uncle Giz show you a
thing or two about dancing.

Your uncle Giz used
to be a be-bop-a-loopin'

Twirlin' and whirlin', tippy-toe dancer.

You? Uncle Giz? A tippy-toe dancer?

You bet your rug cutting hoovers I was.

Follow the Giz.
He's where the tippy-toe dancing is.

Give it a sh*t, hippity-hoppin' bots.

Whoa! [SHRIEKS] Oopsie.
[CHUCKLES] Me tippy-toe fall.

Let's go, Olie-o.

Go, Olie go!

-Ta-da!
-Yay!

Now, here's a real kicker.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

-[CHUCKLES]
-Whoa. [SHRIEKS]

Oops.

Whoo, whoop, whee, yeow!

-Whoop! Whoop! Zow.
-Whee!

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES]

Oops. [CHUCKLES] Wrong knee.

Well, it doesn't always
have to be that leg, Olie.

Some of the best dances come
from doing things different.

Even a silly like, you hep.

Silly dancey?

Uh-huh. Like the funky chicken bop.

[CLUCKS LIKE CHICKEN]

-[BOTH CHUCKLE]
-Bawk, bawk, bawk.

Oh, the knees are knockin'.
A wa-wa-wa- woo-a-wa-wa.

[CHILDREN EXCLAIM, CHUCKLE]

With a swim, swam, swum, swagger.
A-hoo, a-hoo, a-huh, a-huh, a-huh.

GIZMO: A-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo...

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Or even, la bum bounce boogie.

Yahoo! Ah-ha! Wing-a, wing-a, wing-a,
wing-a, wing-a, wing-a.

Boing.

-Ma-ooh! Wa-ha!
-Bum bounce boogie!

-Boing.
-Bouncey, bouncey, bouncey!

Well, now, that's dancing.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

All righty, toe-tapping bots.

Now it's time to let your feet
find their own b*at.

Hit it.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Wow, uncle Gizmo.

You're a dancing machine.

Oh, you've a little of this,
and a little of that.

[CHUCKLES]

Little of this, little of that,
little of this, little of that.

Now, the only thing better

than your own two feet jivin'
to their own b*at

is jivin' with another lean,
mean dancin' machine.

Whoa, whoo, wow. Yeah, baby.

Wow, Zowie, we are serious dancing.
Only, it's fun.

PERCY: Well hon, the slide-under swirl

didn't win us that trophy after all.

-I'm sorry about the hiccup.
-That's okay, hon.

Hiccups happen.

-[SIGHS] Fourth place again.
-Oh, there's always next year, sweetums.

We're really going to have to get serious
if we're going to win next year.

Oh, my.

Jumpin' Jupiters.
What a wing-ding doozy of a time

they're having, dancing up a storm.

Mommy, Daddy look!

We were trying some
serious dancing just like you,

but uncle Gizmo said dancing's
not supposed to be serious

-it's supposed to be fun.
-[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[CHEERS]

Fun, fun, fun.

-It sure looks like fun, Zow.
-Well howdy, groovin' twosome.

Did you dancing machines win
that Rolie Rumbathon trophy?

[BOTH CHUCKLE] No.

ALL: Aw!

PERCY: It seems we forgot
the most important part of our routine.

-We forgot to have fun.
-[BOTH CHUCKLES]

[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh. Whoo! Ooh! My.

Ooh, not a single hiccup, honey.

[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC CONCLUDES]

[THEME MUSIC ENDS]