04x07 - Rust In Space/All Wound Up/Soap-bot Derby

[bunniefuu]

[RATTLING]

Way up high in the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid
The swellest kid around.

Whee!

[THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[THUNDER CLAP]

TV ANNOUNCER: Stay tuned
for the exciting conclusion of

Space Boy. And remember, girls and boys.

If you ever have a problem,
call the Space Boy hotline,

and Space Boy will do
the best he can do to help.

PERCY: Hey, Olie. Looks like rain.

You should bring in your toys
before they get all wet.

OLIE: Okey-dokey, Dad.

TV ANNOUNCER: When we last saw Space Boy.
He was on the planet Metallo

Searching for
that metal-munching maniac...

-The Rust Monster.
-The Rust Monster!

SPACE BOY: You're right, Space Dog.
It's the Rust Monster.

-Oh, no!
-SPACE BOY: He's coming right at us.

-[RUST MONSTER CHUCKLING]
-[SPACE BOYS GROANING]

-Take that!
-OLIE: Watch out, Space Boy!

[THUNDER CLAPS]

[THUNDER CLAPS]

[SHIVERS]

SPACE BOY: Well, Space Dog,
we stopped the Rust Monster.

But he escaped once again.

Where will he rear his rusty head next?

Wow. That was the best-est episode ever.

-[BIRDS CHIRPING]
-Oh, no.

It rained. My toys!

Phew. Everything looks all right.

[GASPS] A rust spot.

The Rust Monster reared
his ugly head right here.

What am I going to do? Whoa! [GROANS]

That's it. I gotta call Space Boy.

Mom! Can I use the phone?
It's a Space Boy emergency.

I just gotta talk to Space Boy.

I think the Rust Monster's here.
At my house.

Tell him, Olie Polie
from Polieville really, really needs him.

Olie. Olie Polie. Thanks.

I better dry my toys before

the Rust Monster
chomps them up to nothing.

-[SQUEAKS]
-[OLIE GROANS]

I sure hope Space Boy calls back.

[WHOOSHING]

Does somebody here need a helping hand?

OLIE: Space Boy! Oh, wow!

I can't believe it. It's really you.

I got your message. Good thing you called.

Leaving toys in the rain is what
the Rust Monster loves the most.

-Do you think he's still here?
-I'm not sure. I saw some rust spots

Rust spots!

Of course.

All the Rust Monster
needs is air, water and metal.

A recipe for disaster.

-[SQUEAKS]
-Aha!

Old Rusty is in our midst.

[GROWLING]

[CHUCKLES ]

What can we do, Space Boy?

There's only one thing
that steel-slurper is afraid of.

Oil! As long as we have this
we'll be safe from the Rust Monster

-[CAR HONKS]
-It worked.

Olie, I'm putting you
in charge of the oil, on this mission.

Don't worry, Space Boy.
I won't let you down.

Just do the best you can
because that's the best you can do.

But what does the Rust Monster look like?

Ole Rusty comes in all shapes and sizes,
but you'll know him, when you see him.

So, how can we catch him?

My trusty rust detector
will track where he's been.

Wow!

-[BEEPS]
-OLIE: Does that mean, he's here?

SPACE BOY: Right you are, Olie.

Ole Rusty's been working overtime here.

[BEEPS]

Uh-oh! Hold on tight.

OLIE: Whoa!

-That was amazing.
-The Rust Monster's

been here, too.

[BEEPS RAPIDLY]

[BEEPS RAPIDLY]

Aha. Come on, Olie, follow me.

[GROWLING]

[GROWLING]

[SCREAMS]

Careful, Olie. He's a sneaky foe.

We have to stick together.

[WHIMISCAL MUSIC CONCLUDES]

[BEEPS RAPIDLY]

OLIE: He got the lawn polisher, too?

The Rust Monster eats
anything that's metal.

-[RATTLING]
-OLIE: Don't worry, Space Boy.

I've got it.

[RUST MONSTER GROWLING]

-[SPUTTERS]
-OLIE: Good as new.

Looks like everything's
under control, here.

-Yep.
-[BEEPS RAPIDLY]

That's strange. Rust spots!

-I was kneeling in water.
-Water, air and metal. Oh, no!

-Stand back, Olie. I'm being rustified.
-[GRUNTS]

Don't worry, I'll save you.

Oh, no. The oil's gone.

[GROANS, SQUEAKS] Can't move my legs.

Dad keeps oil in the garage.
Be right back.

The end is near.

[OIL PLOPS]

-[SCREAMS]
-That's the Rust Monster?

He's so little.

-[WHIMPERS]
-On telly, he looks so big.

-Whoa!
-[RUST MONSTER WHIMPERS]

Good work getting rid of ole Rusty, Olie.

You saved Space Boy from the Rust Monster

-Olie Polie from Polieville.
-And you saved my toys, Space Boy.

I promise I'll never, ever,
leave them out in the rain again.

[BOTH LAUGH]

I don't think the Rust Monster
Will come around here, anymore.

MALE VOICE: Space Boy, calling Space Boy.
Katie from Planet Cubey called in.

Her cat's stuck in a tree.
She needs a helping hand, pronto.

A space hero's work is never done.

Good-bye, Olie.
Perhaps we'll work together again.

Maybe we'll catch the Rust Monster.

Bye, Space Boy! Come back soon.

[UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES]

PERCY: Whoopsie-doodles.

I left the lawn polisher out in the rain.

Don't worry, Dad.
Me and Space Boy took care of it.

You did, did ya?

Good work, Olie.

I did my best,
and that's the best I can do.

[MUSIC CONCLUDES]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[PAINT SLOSHES]

[HUMS]

[GRUNTS]

I think with Couchy there and Telly,
if you move over here.

It'll open up the room a little,
don't you think?

A little bit to the right,

-and we're there.
-ZOWIE: Mommy!

-Me need help!
-I'll be right there, Zow.

Hang on a sec. I'll be right back.

[GASPS]

Me all green.

-Oh, my. You sure are. What a mess.
-Messy, messy, messy.

[CHUCKLES] Messy, messy, messy.

[SPOT GROWLING]

-Oh, dear. It's din-din time for Spot.
-Messy, messy, messy.

Hang on a sec while I feed Spot, Zow.

-[SPOT BARKS]
-[ZOWIE CHUCKLING]

-[CHUCKLES]
-Oh, no, Zow.

[CHUCKLES]

[SPOT WHIMPERING]

Mom, do you think
you could move Coupy from the garage?

Right this second?

I want to pretend the garage
is my supersecret laboratory,

but Coupy's taking up too much room.

[POLINA EXCLAIMS]

[GROANS]

[SPOT WHIMPERING]

-[SPOT PANTS]
-[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

Mom!

[CHUCKLES]

[SHRIEKS]

Ouch.

[WHIMPERS]

-Mom?
-[GASPS] Mommy?

Oh, my stars.

My relax-alator gear is on the fritz.

[GASPS] Mommy wound up?

Uh-huh. I'm all wound up.

Hmm, maybe you kids
can give it a good twist,

and unspring that gear.

Okey-dokey, Mom.

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC CONCLUDES]

[CLATTERS]

This ought to do the trick.
The R-440 super torque titanium wrench.

Whoa!

Ready, Mom?

[GRUNTS]

Come on, Zowie. I need a hand.

On the count of three.

KIDS: One.

-OLIE: Two.
-ZOWIE: Seven.

-ZOWIE: Three.
-[GRUNTS]

-[GRUNTS] Turn. Turn. [GRUNTS]
-[GROANS]

No can do.

Nothing doing, Mom.

-You're good and wound up.
-Oh.

When dad's wound up
he always says a round of mini putt-putt

-gets him all loosey-goosey.
-Goosey-goosey.

[CHUCKLES]

Wanna try, Mom?

Oh, loosey-goosey, huh?

All right, Olie, let's give it a whirl.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Lookin' good, Mom.

Feelin' good, Olie.

Hmm, mm-hmm.

Hmm!

Hmm, hmm, hmm! Hmm! Hmm!

-[YELPS]
-Whoa!

Bye-bye, bally!

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Um, why don't you give it

another try, Mom?

-[BOTH SCREAM]
-[POLINA YELPS]

POLINA: Whoa!

-Feel loosey-goosey, Mom?
-Goosey-goosey, mommy?

Arms are feeling limber.

Ow!

[EXCLAIMS] Guess my
relax-alator gear is still out of whack.

When Zowie and me need to unwind
you always send us to the park.

You're absolutely right.

Yay! Park! Yay!

Whee!

-First, we swing.
-[CHUCKLES] Yay!

-Then, we slide.
-Slide, slide, slide!

-[CHUCKLING]
-Oh! Okey-dokey.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

-Come on, Mom.
-Mommy, come up.

Okey-dokey.

[CHEERS]

-[CHUCKLES]
-Slide down, Mom.

Okay. Here I come.

Whoo!

Oh...

Isn't that the best-est?

Hmm...

-Let's go bounce.
-Bouncey, Bouncey, Bouncey.

-Feel better?
-Well, I think I do, Olie.

-This usually does the trick for us.
-Whoo! Whoa!

Whoa!

[GROANS] Ouch.

Still all wound up, huh?

-I'm double wound up.
-[SIGHS]

I guess I just need to find my own thing
that puts the curl back in my curves.

What's with all the hullabaloo?

Drumming, Mom. We thought
it might unspring your relax-alator gear.

Oh! [CHUCKLES]

You feeling better, Mom?

Uh-huh. Bah-duh! A little drumming
is just what that relax-alator needed

to get back in gear.

-Thanks, Olie.
-You betcha, Mom.

Goosey-goosey, Mommy?

You betcha. Loosey-goosey, Zow.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES]

[BOTH IMITATE CARS]

-Vroom, vroom.
-Beep, beep.

-Beep, beep.
-Beep, beep.

There. All squared away.
Pop them on, boys.

[THUDS, SQUEAKS]

Gee willikers! Our very own soapbox racer.

You betcha, Olie.

Soapbox racing is the
national pastime of the Square Planet

where I'm from. you know.

What's with all
the banging and clanging, fellas?

-We call it the Silver Speeder.
-Vroom, Vroom!

Come on, Zow.
That's no place for a little girl.

-Why no girl, Olie?
-Yeah. Why not, Olie?

-[BOTH CHUCKLE]
-Cause girls don't drive racers.

And girls sure don't build them.

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

-[BOYS CHUCKLE]
-Actually, Billy-o,

your mom was the best soapbox mechanic
on the whole Square Planet.

[GASPS]

[BELL DINGS]

-Cool!
-Cool!

Gee, Mrs. Bevel,
would you help Zowie and me

build a soapbox racer?

[BOYS CHUCKLE]

Why, sure, girls. Let's just
shimmy into the garage,

and we'll start cutting some corners.

-[CHUCKLES]
-Vroom! Vroom!

You boys up for a race?

-A race? Sure.
-Anytime.

Vroom! Vroom! [CHUCKLES]

Going up against Big Bad
Bonita Bevel's team, eh, boys?

-Big Bad Bonita Bevel?
-Big Bad Bonita Bevel?

Did I mention she was also the best driver
on the Square Planet, too?

-[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
-[HAMMERING]

Sounds like they're working
awful hard in there.

Sure, does.

Your mom's probably
building a real fast racer,

so the girls can at least try
to keep up with us, huh?

But they couldn't build one
faster than the Silver Speeder. right?

No way!

Still...

BILLY: Maybe ours
could use a few improvements.

No use letting all
that extra metal go to waste.

Let's do it.

-Eww!
-Yuck!

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[BUZZING]

[DRILLS]

[CLANKS]

Well, Pop, what do you think
of the new and improved Silver Speeder.

Oh, let's see now. Oh, side wings.

Hmm, interesting.
Uh, a rear wing stabilizer.

Oh, and extra pedals, too!
And with all those gizmos

-it should be able to do the dishes.
-[CHUCKLES]

But they're speed gizmos, Mr. Bevel.

-To make it faster than the girls' racer.
-[THUMPS]

So, what do you think?
We call it the Bot Buggy.

-[BOTH CHUCKLES]
-Whew!

You took so long in there.
We thought you were building a rocket.

That's just a plain, old racer.

We have a saying
back on the Square Planet, kids.

"It's what's inside the box that counts."

-Let's race!
-You betcha!

BAXTER: Two laps 'round
the course, and we finish back here.

Let's keep it fair and square, out there.

BONITA: Just follow the pylons, kids.

On your mark.

Get set.

-Go!
-Go!

[TIRES SCREECH]

[YELLING]

[GROANING]

-POLLIE: Bye, boys!
-[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

-Go! Go! Go!
-[BOTH GRUNT]

Oh, we lost the stabilizer wing.

It made us too stable, anyway!

Faster, faster!

Billy-Olie overdrive, coming up.

[BOTH GRUNTS]

-[CAR ZOOMS]
-[COUPY HONKS]

ZOWIE: Spot!

[GASPS]

[EXCLAIMS, WHIMPERS]

[WHIMPERS]

[HOWLS]

We got to cut tighter corners.
Like the Bot Buggy.

-Can't, Olie. Our wings are too wide.
-[ZOWIE CHUCKLING]

-Go! Go! Go!
-Those bots are Boogying, Bax.

You know it, Big Bad Bonita.

-We're flying now, Billy.
-You betcha.

Hey! We really are flying.

-[BOYS SCREAM]
-Nice, silver birdie. Bye, bye.

[BOYS SCREAM]

-[RUSTLES]
-[BOTH SCREAM]

-OLIE: Hang on!
-[BILLY SCREAMS]

-BILLY: Look out!
-[BOYS SCREAM]

-ZOWIE: Yeah! Go! Go! Go!
-[BOYS SCREAM]

Faster! Faster! Faster!

Remember what Mrs. Bevel said, Zow?

Zowie 'member,
"Zow, keep low. We go, go, go!"

We'll never catch 'em now, Olie.

Hey, we haven't used our extra pedals yet.

Right, extra pedals to the metal.

[BOTH SCREAM]

Whoa!

-[GIRLS GASP]
-Faster! Faster! Faster!

Looks like a photo finish, Bonita.

-[TIRES SCREECHING]
-[THUDDING]

I guess we should add
some extra brakes next time, huh, Billy?

BILLY: Absolutely.

-BAXTER: Nice racing, kids.
-BONITA: Groovy.

BAXTER: It was a tie.

-OLIE: Yeah!
-All right!

-Nice race!
-Zowie, zoom, zoom, zoom!

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

You see, boys,
it's not always the fastest car,

it's the quickest drivers, you dig?

Yeah. You girls are super-duper drivers.

Yeah, we're awful sorry
about saying girls can't race.

-Thank you, boys.
-Thank you, boys.

[SIGHS] So, all the extra stuff
we put on our car was useless?

BAXTER: No, it was of some use, Billy-o.

We made a sharpy-do trophy

out of all the parts
that fell off the Silver Speeder.

How about another race. To see who wins

the first Rolie Polie
soap-bot derby, kids?

ALL: You betcha!

[CHEERS, CHUCKLES]

-[ENGINE REVS]
-[TIRES SCREECH]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES]