04x13 - Wheelie/Clippy Clop/Doofy Looking Olie

[bunniefuu]

[RATTLING]

Way up high in the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

[ALL CHEER]

-[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
-[BALL TAPPING]

Okey-dokey. Here comes air Olie.

-Yahoo!
-Yay, Olie!

You aced the super-duper
boinky obstacle jump,

slam-dunkarama challenge.

Your turn, Billy.

Watch me get square-borne, Olie.

-Slam dunkity!
-Double yay!

[BILLY LAUGHING]

POLINA: Olie. Olie?

Dad and I are heading
to our bowling tourney.

Okey-dokey. Who's baby-sitting today?
Uncle Gizmo or Pappy?

We're going to try a new sitter.

Wheelie.

Wheelie? Who's Wheelie?

You'll see. Wheelie is a very nice,
young bot.

Okey-dokey, Mom.
I just hope he likes to play

nonstop super-duper, boinky obstacle jump
slam-dunkarama challenge.

-[GIGGLES]
-[DOOR KNOCKING]

Oh! That must be Wheelie now.

Come on.

There he is.

BILLY: Wheelie's got a wheel.

OLIE: How's a guy with a wheel
gonna play obstacle jump slam-dunkarama?

[CLEARS THROAT] Howdy.

Hey, there! You gotta be Olie.

That would make you his best pal,
Billy Bevel.

I'm Wheelie.

[LAUGHS]

[GIGGLES] Please to meet you, Wheelie.

-Banging the old boinky ball?
-We're just kind of playing around back.

Oh, don't let me interrupt.
Let the good times roll.

Yeah. [REVS]

Watch you waiting for? Jingle Jangle Day?

Wowie!

Oh! Looks like you two are
on to some serious fun.

We're playing super-duper

boinky obstacle jump
slam-dunkarama challenge.

You have to do a super-duper trick move.

Then slam dunk the boinky-ball

but, um, first, you're kind of, uh,

supposed to jump over the blocks,
but I guess you don't really have to.

Jump and dunk's my middle name.

-But you've only got a wheel.
-That's why they call me Wheelie.

Why do you have a wheel, Wheelie?

Well, that's how I was put together,
I guess.

But I try not to let it slow me down.

-Show us what you got, Olie.
-You bet.

Yes!

That was gyroscopic. Take a turn, Billy.

Here goes nothing.

-Yeah!
-Totally cube-o-tronic, Billy.

-Mind if I take a spin?
-Uh, sure, Wheelie, go ahead.

-Can I borrow the board?
-Sure, but you already have a wheel.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

WHEELIE: Yeah! Yahoo!

-Wow!
-That was great!

That's just the way the Wheelie turns.
[GIGGLES]

Wheelie! Wheelie! We want Wheelie!
[GIGGLES]

-[GIGGLES]
-[LAUGHS] Yeah!

You must be Zowie.

If you mind your curls and whirls,
we'll zippety-do-dah to the park

-for some real Wheelie rolling later.
-Yeah.

So, everything okey-dokey?

-Yeah, Mom. Wheelie's the greatest.
-[LAUGHS]

Go on and have a swell time, Mrs. Polie.

Everything's under control.

Okey-dokey.

Have a seat, Princess.
We're in mid-slam-dunkarama.

Olie, you're up.

BAXTER: Billy! Be-bop on home.

It's box lunch at aunt Rhombus's.

Time to go, go, go, Billy-o amigo.
[LAUGHING]

I'd rather slam dunk with you, Wheelie.

Don't worry. We'll go for a spin
some other time.

The Rhombus Express is leaving
on track two. [INDISTINCT]

-Come on.
-Yay!

-[CHUCKLING]
-Hooray!

Whoa!

-So, what's next?
-Parky, parky, parky!

-[GIGGLES]
-Okay.

-To the park. Let's roll.
-ZOWIE: Yeah.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Keen-o!

Wha-hoo!

OLIE: Watch out, Wheelie!

Yeah! Okay.

[BOTH GASP]

[GROANS]

-[LAUGHING]
-BOTH: Yay!

Come on. Don't just stand there.
Put the rubber to the road.

[ZOWIE IMITATES CAR]

[WHEELIE LAUGHING]

All right. [CHUCKLES] Good job, Zowie.

[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

[REVVING]

[GRUNTS]

-[GASPS]
-WHEELIE: Going up.

[GIGGLES] Whee!

[WHEELIE LAUGHING] You mean, "Wheelie!"

-[LAUGHS]
-Yoo-hoo!

-You can do it, Olie.
-Olie.

You betcha.

Yahoo!

Yeah.

Ta-da!

-[SHRIEKS]
-[BARKING]

[BOTH LAUGH]

[WHEELIE CHUCKLES] Oh, yeah.

Hows about a lemonade break?

-Lemonadey.
-Hooray!

[WHEELIE REVVING]

Yummy, yummy, yummy!

-[BARKS]
-Whoa!

[BOTH GASP]

Wipeout.

-Wheelie, are you okay?
-Phew. [CHUCKLES]

How's about you give
the old wheel man a leg up?

Let's try that one again.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Wonder how it went with Wheelie?

-OLIE: Whee-ha!
-ZOWIE: Yay! [GIGGLING]

OLIE: Whoa! Oh! Whoa!

Whoa!

Looks like they had an okey-dokey time.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

-Hi, Olie. How'd it go?
-[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

-Wheelie fun, fun, fun.
-Yes! Super-duper time.

-Thanks, Wheelie.
-No sweat, Mrs. Polie.

-ZOWIE: Oh! [GIGGLES]
-I'll roll on over again real soon.

You two sure know how
to let the good times roll.

Wheelie sure is something
with that one wheel.

It's no big deal, Mom.

He's just put together
a little different, is all,

but it sure doesn't slow him down any.

He just lets the good times roll.

[WHEELIE IMITATES CAR, LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS] Cock-a-doodle-do.

-PAPPY: Yee-ha!
-OLIE: Yee-ha!

ZOWIE: Yay! Uh!

Nothing like some country air
and a good, hearty breakfast

to jump-start the day.

[MOOS]

Here, fishy, fishy.

Here, chicky, chickies.

-[HORSE NEIGHING]
-[GASPS]

Clippy Clop. Can we ride him, Pappy?

Can we? Please?

Please?

Well, I'm afraid old Clippy has been
in downy dumps his last little while.

She has?

Ever since the last roundy-up,
she hasn't been quite herself.

You see, Tell-Me, my all-seeing telescope,

was first to see ole Precious bust out
of her pen.

[SNORING]

Cock-a-doodle-do!

Jumpin' June bugs!
What's the hullabaloo, Cookie?

[GASPING] Ol' Precious
is on the roll-about again.

-[WHISTLES]
-[NEIGHS]

Are you ready, Clippy?

It's roundy-up time.
Yippee-ti-yo, and away we go!

-Yee-ha!
-[COW MOOING]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Clippy, we're just a-bumbling
all over the place. Wha-hoo!

And old Precious got clear away.

[MOOS]

[NEIGHS]

Clippy Clop hasn't been herself since.

-Can we see her?
-[WHISTLES]

[GASPS] Clippy coming. Clippy coming.

Yay!

-Huh?
-Huh?

Clippy? Where are you going?

It's us. Olie and Zowie.

Reckon Old Precious getting away
from her like that

just knocked the clippity out of her.

No clippity?

You could say she's gone
and slipped her confidence gear.

Aw. Poor Clippy.

How can we get her clippity back, Pappy?

Oh, I don't know, Olie.

I've tried just about everything
I can think of,

but I can't seem to put
the pep back in her step.

Me and Zow have got lots of pep.
Maybe we can help.

Peppy, peppy.

[LAUGHS] All righty. Let's all put
our noggins together,

and try to get Clippy back
in tiptop shape.

-So, what do we do?
-Well, first she'd gonna need

to be buffed, groomed,
and given an all-around

Olie Polie sprucin' up.

Brush, brush, brush.
Brush, brush, brush, brush.

There. A little oil will smooth out
those squeaks, Clippy.

-[LAUGHS]
-[SNORTS]

-[ZOWIE SNORTING]
-[LAUGHS]

Sometimes getting all spiffed up

can make you feel chock-full
of clippity.

Clippity, clippity.

-Ta-da!
-[GASPING]

Very clippy.

How do you feel now, Clippy?

-[NEIGHS]
-Oh,

you look swell. A real wonder pony.

[MOOING]

[SNORTS]

Whoa!

-Look out!
-[SPLASHING]

Whoops.

Clippy no feel better?

[SIGHS] Not yet, Zow.

[SIGHS] Zowie no feel better.

Maybe your favoritest snack
will pick you up.

When I'm in the downy-dumps,

Mom's chocolate chip cookies
can sure pick me up.

ZOWIE: Tummy yummy!

Here you go, Clippy.

Hey!

-Well, her stall's all spic-and-span.
-[NEIGHS]

[NEIGHS]

Whoa, whoa! Hold on there, Clippy!

[GRUNTS] Whew!

We've tried everything.

She's all buffed-up spiffy,
her stall is clean,

she had her favoritest snack.

Nothing's working, Pappy.

-[SIGHS]
-ZOWIE: Zowie feel icky.

Zowie got no clippity.

How's about we all take a break?

Why don't you two Polie farmhands
come and help me make some lemonade?

[GASPS] Lemonadey!

Yay!

-I'm going to stay with Clippy.
-[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

I sure miss you being
your old clippity self,

the all-around wonder pony.

-You want to play the counting game?
-[NEIGHS]

-[NEIGHS]
-Okey-dokey. How many fingers?

Come on, girl. I know you can do it.

One, two, three, four, five, six?

-That was three, Clippy.
-[NEIGHS]

Let's try again. Come on.

One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight?

Clippy, that was only four.

Gee willikers. I know what's got you
in the downy-dumps!

You can't see.

Pappy!

-Come on, Clippy, let's see.
-Here, how's about a carrot?

[NEIGHING]

She thinks she looks funny. Come on, girl.

-Don't be shy.
-[SNORTING]

-OLIE: Wow!
-ZOWIE: Wow!

-Pretty Clippy.
-Those glasses look super.

Oh, they suit you real good.

-[NEIGHS]
-You'll get used to them.

Maybe it'll help if she sees
how spiffy they look.

-[NEIGHS]
-[OLIE LAUGHING]

She likes them.

[BOTH CHEERING]

-[GIGGLES]
-[COW MOOING]

PAPPY: Crashin' Cosmo!

I left Precious' gate open.

So, she's gone on a roll-about again!

-[NEIGHS]
-Yee-ha!

It's roundy-up time!

[NEIGHING]

Looks like she's got
her old clippity back, Pappy.

The only problem with Clippy
was that she couldn't see.

And it's a good thing
I had my two Polie farmhands

to help me see the problem.

Yippee! Yippee! Zowie got clippity!

-[SNORTING LIKE A HORSE]
-[BOTH LAUGH]

[EVIL LAUGHTER ON TV]

[DOG HOWLING ON TV]

SPACE BOY: You're right, Space Dog!

It's the Rust Monster!
He's coming right at us!

ANNOUNCER: And now,
a word from our sponsor.

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-[GASPS] Doofy-looking?
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Say nokey-dokey to doofy-look-itis today.

Gee, what if I've got doofy-look-itis?

My head really is round.

Oh! And my antenna is really long.

[GRUNTS]

[SIGHS]

And my ear-orbs are super-duper red.

[SCREAMS] I'm doofy-looking!

I really need some gears, Piggy.

Aw, that's not enough.

Well, howdy, stranger.

Mom, it's me, Olie.

Oh! Well, if it's Olie,

how's about taking that bag off your head
and having some lunch?

Uh-uh. I can't. I'm too doofy-looking.

Doofy-looking, huh?

Can't you see?

My head's too round,
my antenna's too long,

and my ear orbs are way too red.

I see that you look exactly
like yourself, Olie.

Perfect in every way.

Perfectly doofy, you mean.

Mom, I really, really need
the Bot Spiffer-Upper Kit.

I just don't have enough gears to buy it.

But if you and Dad bought it for me,

I can say nokey-dokey to doofy-look-itis.

Doofy-look-itis, huh? That sounds serious.

It is.

You know,
we all feel a little doofy-looking

every once in a while,

but that doesn't mean
we have doofy-look-itis.

[SIGHS] I know I have it.

Can I have the kit? Please?

I'm not saying okey-dokey or nokey-dokey,
but I'll think about it.

[SIGHS]

-All done?
-I'm not very hungry, Mom.

[BARKING]

-Delivery for Olie Polie.
-[BARKS]

Don't you wanna see what it is?

[GASPS] The Bot Spiffer-Upper Kit!

Yes, indeedy.

Mom told me about
your doofy-look-itis epidemic.

Wow! Thanks, Dad!
Look, a super-short antenna,

a head shrinker-ator,

lifelike hair, and flashy blue ear orbs!
Neat-o!

[WHISTLES]

Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh! Plenty of bot spiffer-up stuff
in there.

Say, that's nifty. A head shrinker-ator.

[WHISTLING]

Oh, goody.
The Bot Spiffer-Upper Kit arrived.

Olie's gears must be spinning.

That is some spiffy-looking stuff.

Hmm.

Yeah! I'm hep.

Olie, Olie, Ol... Oh!

Hey, Zow! What do you think
of my new, flashy ear orbs?

-Blue!
-They sure are.

Just a few more add-ons
and I'll be all spiffed up.

Okey-dokey.

Huh?

Mommy?

Oopsie! Can't forget my ear gear.
I'll be spiffy in a jiffy.

-[PERCY CLEARS THROAT]
-[GASPS] Daddy?

Howdy, there, Zowie.

Just one more tweak
and I'll be at my peak.

[GASPS]

[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

Mommy, Daddy and Olie,
silly, silly, silly.

ZOWIE: Oh!

-[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]
-What's all the hullabaloo?

[LAUGHING]

Gee willikers!

-Strip my gears.
-My stars!

Mom, Dad, what happened to you?

Oh, I gave myself a little upgrade
with the Bot Spiffer-Upper Kit.

-Ditto.
-OLIE: [LAUGHS]

You used the head shrinker-ator,
didn't you, Dad?

Sure did. Jumped into it headfirst.

[CHUCKLES] What do you think?

Uh, well... [LAUGHS]

I'm glad I didn't use it.

You don't say.
So, I don't look any spiffier?

-Nope.
-Nope.

-But you do look doofier, hon. [LAUGHS]
-[LAUGHS]

You're kind of hair-raising yourself, Mom.

-[LAUGHING]
-[CHUCKLES] Hair-raisingly doofy, that is.

Doofy, doofy, doofy!

I don't look as doofy
as Mom and Dad, do I, Zow?

-Oh, doofy, Olie.
-[GROANS]

[SIGHS]

I'm even doofier-looking
than I was before.

No, Olie look like Olie.

We looked okey-dokey just
the way we were, Zow?

Yeah! Mommy look like Mommy
Daddy look like Daddy.

So, I didn't need
the spiffer-upper kit after all?

I don't think any of us needed it, son.

I think we were a little doofy
to get caught up in it.

[ALL LAUGHING]

-Looking spiffy, Mom.
-POLINA: Looking spiffy, Olie.

-Looking spiffy, Dad.
-Looking spiffy, Olie.

-Looking spiffy, Zowie.
-Spiffy, spiffy, spiffy! [GIGGLES]

You're looking... [GASPS]

-...uh, spiffy, Spot.
-[WHIMPERS]

[OLIE LAUGHING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[THEME MUSIC ENDS]