05x01 - Song of the Blue Fish/Lady Bug Lady Bug Fly Away Home/Bevel Beddie Bye

[bunniefuu]

[RATTLING]

SINGER: Way up high in the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

-Howdy
-Hooray

-Hooray
-And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

-And in the land of curves and curls
-[RATTLING]

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land of curves and curls

-He's the swellest kid
-The swellest kid around

-Whee!
-[HONKING]

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHUCKLES] Is every bot ready?

-Moo.
-Ready, Pappy.

Ready, ready, ready.

Well, let's get to it.

[SQUEAKING]

[CHICKS CHIRPING]

-Moo.
-[RUSTLES]

-[WHINNIES]
-[GROANS, CHUCKLES]

[SQUEAKS]

[CLUCKS]

Cock-a-doodle... Uh.

-[WHINNIES]
-[CUCKOO COUGHING]

[GROANS]

Grinding gizmos.
I'd better oil Cuckoo's gears.

[SCREAMS]

His doodle-doo sounds
more like a doodle don't.

-We'll help you, Pappy.
-No.

You bots have done enough chores already.

You relax and unwind a bit.

[WHISTLES]

-[GASPS]
-Moo. [CLANKS]

You know, I think these
farmhands deserve a cool treat

-Don't you, Ol' Precious?
-Moo.

-He's asking what we want, Zow.
-Manillas, peez.

Two of your best vanillas, please.

-[CRANKS]
-Moo!

-Mmm. Icy cream.
-[SQUIRTS]

[RATTLES] Now, you two have fun, now.

If you need me, I'll be over at the house

greasing Cuckoo's ticker tocker.

-Okey dokey.
-[CLANKS RECEDING]

[BOTH SLURPING]

-Mm.
-Mm.

I think I'll go fishing
at the song fish tree.

Zowie fish, too. And Zowie sing.

La, la, la

Okey dokey, Zow.

You have to be quiet
at the song fish tree.

Like, psst, psst, psst.

-Why? Psst, psst, psst?
-[BIRD CHIRPING]

So, the fishies will come out and sing.

-Zowie no fish.
-[YELPS]

Zowie want sing, sing, sing.

-La, la, la
-[SNORTS]

[CHUCKLES] Zowie sing with Clippy Clop.

[CHUCKLES]

-La, la, la
-[WHINNIES]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Okey dokey.

Now, the secret to song fishing
is choosing the right bait.

Hmm.

Yes, sirree.
A lime lolly always comes through.

All right.

[RATTLES]

Song fish on.

[WATER BURBLING]

FISHES: [SINGS] Ooh. Ooh.

-They're biting today.
-[CLANKING]

-Time for a jelly bean jitterbug.
-[RATTLING]

[GASPS]

-[FISHES SINGING]
-OLIE: That tune's a keeper.

Hmm.

That licorice is the best
song fish bait ever.

[RATTLES]

-Ah, ah, ah
-[WATER SLOSHING]

-[FISHES SING]
-Wow! I did it.

The whole song fish serenade.

[STRAINS, COUGHS]

-[GASPS]
-[CUCKOO GROANING]

[WATER SPLASHING]

Oh, Cuckoo, you rusty rooster.

You spooked the song fish.

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

That's okay, Pappy.

I've got lots of baits
I haven't even tried yet.

Hey, you're quite
the little fisher-bot, Olie.

Ah, you get that from your dad.

He's the only bot to ever
get the blue fish to sing.

Gee willikers, Pappy.

I've never even seen
a blue fish in the pond.

That's 'cause he's
the toughest fish to catch.

Kind of like Cuckoo.

He's in there, but he won't come out.
[SIGHS]

What did dad use for bait when he got
the blue fish to sing?

Your dad claims he
wasn't even using bait.

Said old blue just came
up and sang for him.

I tried every bait I know to lure
that stubborn old Bluefish out of hidin'.

But nothin' worked.

I've just got to find the right bait
to get the blue fish to sing.

Hmm.

-[GASPS]
-[MOOING]

-[RUSTLING]
-[ROLIE] I got it!

[CREAKS]

Ready to start cranking out
the bait, Old Precious?

Moo!

We'll try every ice cream flavor

-until we find one that old blue likes.
-[CLANKS]

-Your vanilla sure is swell today.
-[RATTLES]

Moo!

[SQUIRTS]

[WATER SPLASHING]

-[FISHES SING]
-[WATER SLOSHES]

Hmm, let's try

chocolate!

-[RATTLES]
-Moo!

[SQUIRTS]

-[WATER SPLASHING]
-[FISHES SING]

-Strawberry!
-[WATER SPLASHING]

-[FISHES SING]
-Butterscotch!

-[WATER SPLASHING]
-[FISHES SING]

So, you're a fussy one, huh, Bluefish?

Okey dokey. Let's mix it up, Old Precious.

-Raspberry fizz!
-[WATER SPLASHING]

[FISHES SING]

-[PANTS] Lemon lollipop!
-[WATER SPLASHING]

[FISHES SING]

[RATTLES]

OL' PRECIOUS: Moo!

[GROANS]

All out, huh?

Gee, thanks for trying
so hard, Ol' Precious.

But I guess Bluefish didn't like
any of your flavors.

Oh, don't let your oil get so low, Olie.

Old blue's a tough nut to cr*ck.

Tomorrow's another day to try again.

You're right, Pappy.

I sure had fun trying to get
the blue fish to come up.

Zowie fish now.

Fish, fish, fish!

[CHUCKLES]

Tra la la la...

Zow, you don't even have any line out.

And you shouldn't sing.

-[WHINNIES]
-It'll scare the fish.

...la la la... No scary. Sing nice.

-La, la, la...
-[CHUCKLES] Come on, Ol' Precious.

You've earned a nice bucket of bolts.

Fishy, fishy, fishy

-La, la, la
-You know, Zowie, your dad used to sing

all the time When he was a little bot.

-[WATER SLOSHING]
-Fishy, fishy, fishy

-La, la, la
-[MUNCHING]

-Fishy, fishy, fishy
-[FISHES SINGING]

-[GASPS] The blue fish!
-Moo!

[BLUEFISH SINGS]

[WATER SLOSHING]

Wow, look, Pappy!

Zowie's singing was
the bait we needed all along.

Well, bounce me around.

That's how your dad got Bluefish
to come up all those years ago.

He just sang.

Blue fishy likes sing-along.

Sing-along, huh?
Well, that's the bestest bait ever, Zow.

-Fish, fish-fishy
-Fish, fish-fishy

Tra, la, la la

-La, la, la
-La, la, la

-La, la, la
-La, la, la

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

[GAGS]

Doobie, doobie-doo

-La, la, la
-La, la, la

-[BLUEFISH SINGING]
-[FISHES SINGING]

[CLIPPY CLOP WHINNIES]

[BLUEFISH SINGING]

-[BUZZING]
-[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[SNORES]

[BALL THUDDING]

[BARKS]

[BARKS]

Hey, Dad.

Have you seen my Boinky ball?

Hmm, Boinky ball, huh?

-Seems Spot was chasing it, just over...
-[SPOT BARKING]

Whoa!

-[BARKS]
-[CHUCKLES] Never mind.

-[BARKS]
-Fetch it, Spot! Attaboy!

[BARKS]

[BUZZES]

There we go.
Just a flick of the switch.

[BEEPS]

[ZOWIE HUMS]

-[ZOWIE HUMS]
-[BEEPS]

Hmm.

[ZOWIE HUMS]

[BUZZES]

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

Okey dokey, Dolly. Time for nappies.
[CHUCKLES]

-ZOWIE: Up, up, up! [CHUCKLES]
-[THUDDING]

-[GRUNTS] Dolly sleepy.
-[THUDS]

-Dolly go beddy-bye.
-[THUDS]

Whew!

[ZOWIE CHUCKLING]

Sleepy-time, Dolly.

Night-night.

-[CHUCKLES]
-[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[BUZZES]

Shh, dragons.

Dolly sleeping.

-[CLANKS]
-[CRYS]

[GASPS]

-Cutie no cry. Zowie here.
-[CUTIE CRYING]

-Coochie-baby, coochie-baby.
-[CUTIE CRYS]

-Good Cutie. Cutie sleepy?
-[BUZZES]

-ZOWIE: Cutie nap with Dolly?
-[BUZZES]

[POLINA HUMS]

-What have we here?
-[SNORES]

[BUZZES]

[BUZZES]

-[BUZZES]
-POLINA: Zowie! Snackie-time!

Ooh!

Snackie-time! [CHUCKLES]

-[BUZZES]
-Yummy, yummy, yummy.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

-Hoo, hoo, hoo. [CHUCKLES]
-[BUZZES]

-Snack time! Snack time!
-[BELL RINGS]

-[SPLATS]
-[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Here you go, Zow.
Chocolate sprocket rocket cake.

Cake, cake, cake. Hooray!

[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

-[POLINA HUMS]
-[RATTLES]

[POLINA HUMS]

Snackie-time, everybody.

-[CREAKS]
-[GLASS CLANKING]

[RATTLES]

[BUZZES]

-[CLANK]
-Hmm?

Well, I'll be.

How'd that get there?

[BUZZES]

[CREAKS]

-[SPOT EXCLAIMS]
-[CREAKS]

[THUDS]

OLIE: Wowee! Yay!

Chocolate sprocket rocket cake!

-I could eat a whole cake all by myself.
-Yes, sirree.

POLINA: Oh, how's about
we start with a slice?

PERCY: Mm-hmm,
looks tummy-tickling tasty, honey bunch.

OLIE: Mm.

-Cake's extra yummy, Mom.
-Thank you.

Yummy.

[BUZZES]

[SMACKING LIPS, GULPS]

Oh, pretty flowers.

They sure are, Zow.

They're from our very own
Rolie Polie Posy patch. [CHUCKLES]

[BUZZES]

What's up, Zow?

Oh, Buggy.

[BUZZES]

Shh, buggy sleeping.

[CHUCKLES] So she is.

POLINA: Isn't she the

-sweetest little thing?
-PERCY: Aw.

-OLIE: She sure is small.
-[BUZZES]

-[BIRDS CHIRPING]
-Ooh!

Me put baby buggy outside.

-Good idea, Zow.
-[CHUCKLES]

Aw.

[BUZZES]

[PANTS]

[CREAKING]

[BUZZES]

[CHUCKLES] Sleepy tight, baby buggy.

[SNORES SOFTLY]

[BUZZES]

[YAWNS]

[BUZZES]

Aw...

Zowie watch baby buggy for Mommy.

-[BOTH BUZZING]
-[CHUCKLES]

Bye-bye, lady buggies.

Fly, fly home.

Bye-bye!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Next stop, bathroom.

-Zowie help Olie?
-[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

Thanks, Zow, but not right now.
Oh, yeah, Brushy.

Brushy, check.

-[CHUCKLES] Now Zowie help?
-Just a sec, Zow.

Next up is Teddy Bot, of course.

Check.

Let's see... Oh, yeah.
Anti-Resmonster Flashlight.

-There. That's everything I need to take.
-Olie no take Zowie?

Uh, not this time, Zow.

You know, I'm going to Billy's
for my first sleepover.

But I'll be back first thing
in the morning.

First thing, Olie?

Olie? [GASPS]

[SIGHS]

Howdy, Bevels.

-Howdy, Olie.
-Howdy, Olie.

Olie-o, are you as excited

about the sleepover
as our pair of squares?

You betcha, Mr. Bevel.
It's going to be totally cubular.

Come on, Olie.

Let's take your stuff in,
and get it squared away in my room.

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

You're the guest, Olie.

So you get
to fill the air with the square.

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

[GONG RINGS]

-We declare this room is square.
-We declare this room is square.

[CHUCKLES]

-I'll turn on the furniture, Olie.
-Okey dokey, Billy.

[BEEPS]

Are the houses on planet Cubey like this?

Yep. We like a house where
everything is squared away.

La, la, la

Ooh? [SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

-How about a juice box, Olie?
-Sure.

Icey, three drinking boxes, please.

Thanks, Icey.

-Here's yours, Binky.
-Binky?

[BINKY BABBLING]

Gee willikers, you got to keep
an eye on Binky all the time, huh?

Yep, he's the quickest cube I know.

Binky, where are you?

Hmm.

Gee, Olie, I guess we'll have
to have Binky's drinking box.

Huh?

-[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
-[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Hey, how about a game
of block and tackle, Olie?

You betcha.

-[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
-[BOTH CHUCKLES]

Ready? Go!

[ALL CHEER]

Next block! Go!

[ALL CHEER]

-Tackle! Urgh!
-[CHUCKLES, SCREAMS]

Hey, it's time for The Amazing Cube Show.

Let's go watch the cubevision set.

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

-[GASPS] Careful on the stairs, Binky.
-Aw, he's okay. He'll wait for me

To turn on the slide.

-What slide?
-[BEEPS]

-[WHIRRS]
-Cool, huh?

-My mom rigged it up.
-Your mom sure is handy

-with building stuff.
-You betcha.

[ALL CHEER]

[ALL CHUCKLE]

-OLIE: These square superhero shows...
-[AUDIO FROM CUBEVISION]

...sure are neat.

The cubevision set gets
all my favorite shows from planet Cubey.

And you can watch two shows at once.

Uh-huh. We square folk try to make
the best use of space.

And this way, we get some peace
and quiet here

-with Binky on the other side.
-[BEEPS]

Hey.

[CHUCKLES]

Come back with that remote, Binky!

-[GRUNTS]
-[BEEPS]

[SCREAMS, GRUNTS]

[CHUCKLES]

-Uh-oh.
-[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

-[BEEPS]
-[BOTH SCREAM]

BILLY: Uh, Binky...

[CHUCKLES]

Okay, Binky, that's enough.

Hey, where'd Olie go?

[CHUCKLES] Neat-o.

-Ride 'em, Olie! Whoa!
-[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES] Whoa! [CHUCKLES]

Whew, bouncing blocks.

You fellas look like you've been having
big blocks of fun in here.

Oh, we've had our ups and downs, Mom.

-[BELL DINGS]
-[SNIFFS] Ah, fragrant flatness.

Ready for Bevel-level loaf, everyone?

You betcha, Mr. Bevel.
I love a square meal.

You're getting pretty good
at using square utensils, Olie.

Only 'cause you showed me how, Billy.

-Whee!
-Whoa!

-[SPLATS]
-[BINKY SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Are you looking at the stars, Mr. Bevel?

No, Olie-o,
I was looking for planet Cubey.

-Come and look.
-Gee willikers,

-it sure is beautiful.
-PERCY: Yup.

That's why we Always take a look at it
before we go to bed.

It helps us to square off our day.

And then we recite
the planet Cubey pledge.

Olie you stand in the middle
of the square, dear.

Then you'll know you're surrounded
by a cube of friendship at our home.

-Oh, dear planet Cubey,
-Oh, dear planet Cubey,

-so fair and square.
-so fair and square.

-Your corners are the sharpest anywhere.
-Your corners are the sharpest anywhere.

-Oh, planet Cubey,
-Oh, planet Cubey,

-we may travel far and wide.
-we may travel far and wide.

-But within your eight points,
-But within your eight points,

-our hearts reside.
-our hearts reside.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY, SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

-All squared away in your beds, boys?
-Sure, Mom.

You betcha, Mrs. Bevel.

MRS. BEVEL: Okey dokey.

Sleep tight.

Sorry about Binky tagging along
so much, Olie.

But you know how little bots are.

No problem.
It's like that with Zowie, too.

She's always following me around
and taking my stuff, but...

-[BINKY SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
-[WHIZZING]

-[CHUCKLES] Good night, Binky.
-Aah!

Square dreams.
Little bots can be a pain in the gears.

But just talking about Zow
kind of makes me miss her

you know, Billy?

[SNORES]

ZOWIE: Nighty-night, Olie.

[CREAKS]

[RATTLES]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Nighty-night, Zow.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES]