05x03 - Making the Best of It/Superest Bot of Them All/Oh Olie, Olie It's a Wired World

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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05x03 - Making the Best of It/Superest Bot of Them All/Oh Olie, Olie It's a Wired World

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[RATTLING]

Way up high in the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

[ALL CHEER]

-[SNORES]
-[PHONE CHIMES]

-JUNIOR: [OVER PHONE] Sweetie? Wake up.
-Hmm?

JUNIOR:
Little Green Junior to Olie.

-Howdy there, Junior.
-JUNIOR: Howdy, Olie.

Sorry to early call you
but I can't wait for your visiting

-of our Little Green Planet.
-Me too, Junior.

Grab those pistons, Olie.
I want to get an early start on our trip.

It's a long way
to the Little Green Planet.

Gotta go. See you real soon.

JUNIOR: Dokey-okey, Olie.
Out and over.

Looks like we're ready to rocket.

Here's some choco-bot
chocolate chip cookies

for the Little Greens.

There's a couple extra for you, too.

-Thanks, Mom.
-Thanks, honey bunch.

-Yay!
-Hooray!

-Toodle-oo, you two.
-Bye, Mom.

[ENGINE REVS]

OLIE: The Little Green Planet
sure is teensy, Dad.

If you didn't look real close,
you could miss it.

Think it'll be big enough for us?

Big or small, Olie,
we'll just make the best of it.

Keep your eyes peeled.
Shouldn't be far now.

-OLIE: Stop, Dad.
-PERCY: Whoa!

[CHUCKLES]
It's so small we almost missed it.

-[CHUCKLES] Whoa!
-Whoa!

Whoo! [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

Keep an eye out
for that little moonlet, Olie.

It's mighty low.

-[BIG GENE SQUEALS]
-[JUNIOR SQUEALS]

Howdy, Mr. Big Gene Little Green.
Howdy, Junior.

[SQUEALS] Muchly thank you for visiting.

[CHUCKLES] A special Little Green
greeting, Polie friends.

-[ALL HONK]
-[CHUCKLES]

[BOTH LAUGH]

-Glad we are to see you, too. [SQUEALS]
-OLIE: Here you go, Junior.

Mom made you some
choco-bot chocolate chip cookies.

[GRUNTS]

Mm, mm, chip chocolate cookie.
Muchly thank you, Olie.

BIG GENE:
Little Green feast, are you hungry for?

We sure are, Big Gene.

-BIG GENE: Here go you.
-Squee-ga.

[CHUCKLES]

Hope you don't mind.

We brought a little something
to share too.

We're pretty big bots.

Don't want to eat you out
of house and planet. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Yummy, Mr. Polie, but so big is your pan.

And so small is our stove.

Well, guess we'll have
to make the best of it.

Wow, cooking outdoors
sure is neato, huh, Junior?

Betcha you.
Outer-space cooking is neato or even.

[GIGGLES]

Mm. Cookie's tickling-tummy tasty, Olie.

-[JUNIOR YAWNS]
-[YAWNS]

[CHUCKLES] Whoa!

How's about we call it sleepy time,
beddy time, jammy time too?

-Uh, do we have to?
-PERCY: Uh-huh. 'Fraid so.

-Another day is tomorrow.
-Squawk-squa.

Are Polie friends too big for our tent?

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] No problemo, Junior.
We'll just make the best of it out here.

Dokey-okey, then. Night, night.

-Hmm, where we going to sleep, Dad?
-Right here under the stars.

Yay, a camp-out!

[YAWNS] Ow!

Huh! You got to watch out
for that little moonlet.

[GRUNTS] What?

And the volcano too.
It's real hotsy-totsy.

[GIGGLES]

A meteor shower?

Jumpin' Jupiters. [CHUCKLES]

This is some adventure
we're having, huh, Dad?

Are we still making the best of it?

We sure are, Olie. [CHUCKLES]
We sure are.

[HONKS]

[BOTH LAUGH]

-Squee! Squee!
-[GIGGLES] Squee!

[CHUCKLES]

Delicious you made breakfast, Mr. Polie.
Muchly thank you.

[CHUCKLES] And muchly thank you
for mopping up the pan.

Betcha you.
Now time we play fun and games, Olie.

Seek-and-go-hide.
Count to ten, I will.

-OLIE: Great idea.
-Ten, nine, eight, seven, six

-five, four, three, two, one.
-Hmm.

Dokey-okey. Squee. Here come I.

Uh-oh. See you do I, Olie.

I think I'm too big
to hide on your planet, Junior.

JUNIOR: How 'bout play we hopscotch, then?

Squick, squack, squoh, squore!
Whoopsy.

-Too small hopscotch, too, huh?
-Uh-huh.

-Hey, let's try some planet hopscotch.
-Dokey-okey.

-Vroom!
-JUNIOR: Wow!

-[SCREAMS CHEERFULLY, LAUGHS] Whoo!
-OLIE: Ya-hoo!

-JUNIOR: Squee-ga!
-[OLIE LAUGHING]

-This, you see?
-Squee!

-Another meteorite shower looks like.
-Whoa!

-PERCY: This one's yours, Olie.
-OLIE: Yes!

-[GROANS]
-[JUNIOR SQUEALS]

-[GROANS]
-JUNIOR, BIG GENE GASP]

-[BOTH GROAN]
-JUNIOR: Ooh!

[GROANS] Gee wilickers.

-[LAUGHS] Ooh!
-OLIE: Look at them fly.

-[GROANS]
-JUNIOR: Wow.

-PERCY: And a-one, and a-two. And...
-Whee!

-[HONKING]
-BOTH Hoo-hoo!

-Go, Gene, go.
-BIG GENE: Away take it, Percy.

Come on, Junior. Let's ride a hitch.

I mean... [GIGGLES] ...let's hitch a ride.

-Whee! Wha-hoo! Yee-haw!
-OLIE: Yeah!

JUNIOR: Squee-gi-ga!

PERCY: Now, that's using your head
for more than an antenna holder.

-JUNIOR: Hooray!
-OLIE: Wow!

Better hit the space-way, Olie.
It's a long flight back home.

Muchly thank you for your company,
Polie Rolie friends.

What our planet had to offer
may you the best of.

-Again you come, anytime.
-BOTH: You betcha.

-Whee! Squy-squy!
-Squy-squy.

Squy-squy, now.

We had a swell time,
Mr. Big Gene and Junior.

See you real soon, I hope.

-Bye! You too!
-Squy-squy!

Olie! Olie! Olie! How trip go, Olie?

It was dokey-okey, Zow.
I mean, okey-dokey. [CHUCKLES]

The bestest littlest place
I've ever been.

Ooh, after that long trip,

I have a raring tummy
for something yummy.

OLIE: Me, too.

Well, I'm afraid stovie's
been on the fritz all day.

-Stovie no work.
-No problemo, Mom.

Me and Dad know just
how to make the best of it.

-[CHUCKLES]
-PERCY: Ooh!

[ALL LAUGHING]

ZOWIE: It seemed like just another
sunny day in Polyville.

Three happy bots were ready
to dig into a plate of Mrs. Bevel's

ooey-gooey gummy squares, when...
[GRUNTS]

OLIE: Oh, no! It's comet
Ooey-Gooey Kablooey!

BILLY: And it's headed straight
for the gummy squares!

Have no fear, Space Boy is Here.

He's the altogether bravest superhero
in the universe.

He'll save the gummy squares.

Aha! You mean The Amazing Cube
will save them.

He's the altogether solidest superhero
in the universe.

Stand back!
It's Galaxia, Queen of the Galaxy,

the altogether super coolest superhero
in the universe.

She'll save the day
before Space Boy and Cubey

have even had
their morning gear grease.

OLIE: I'm the altogether superest.

-BILLY: No, I am.
-ZOWIE: No, I'm the altogether superest.

-[BOTH GASP]
-OLIE: Huh?

In the furtherest adventures of Space Boy,

Space Boy did the altogether
superduperest thing ever.

[CHOMPS, GASPS]

Space Dog was almost sucked
into a black hole.

Space Boy streaked through
the universe at top speed...

-[SPOT GASPS]
-...and saved him

just in the nick of time.

-[SPOT BARKS]
-That makes Space Boy the altogether

superest superhero there is.

Fiddlebricks! That's nothing.

[SLURPS, WHIMPERS]

BILLY: What about when The Amazing Cube
saved the entire quadrant

from the cubic zirconium shower?

Standing on his head.

That makes him the altogether
solidest superhero there is.

[SIGHS]
You really are right-side down, Billy.

Galaxia's antigravity boots launch her
into deep space at a second's notice.

[SQUEALS CHEERFULLY]

And her superest vision lets her see
trouble anywhere it might be.

-Freeze, Dicey!
-Aw?

-[GROWLS]
-[BARKS, GROWLS]

-[DOGS BARKING]
-No, b*llet, down.

-Dicey!
-[DOGS CONTINUE BARKING]

Fifi!

-[DOGS BARKING]
-[CAT MEOWING]

Have no fear.
Space Boy will get our pets back.

Not before The Amazing Cube does.

Galaxia is the altogether
greatest superhero of all.

She'll bring them back.

I know. Whoever brings them back

is the altogether greatest superhero
of all time.

It's every superhero for himself.

[YOWLS]

-[MEOWS]
-[DOGS BARKING]

[CONTINUES BARKING]

-[YOWLS]
-[DOGS BARKING]

Space Boy's superspeed will save the day.

Not when Galaxia's antigravity drive
kicks in.

Slow and steady wins the race.

[MEOWS]

-[DOGS YELPING]
-[SCREECHES]

-Space Boy gets there first.
-But Galaxia's bounds catch up.

-[LAUGHS]
-[SCREECHES]

-Hey!
-[SPOT BARKS]

[DOGS BARKING]

[SPOT GROWLS, BARKS]

Time for Space Boy to rocket and roll.

[CONTINUES BARKING]

BILLY: The Amazing Cube's gonna stop
this fair and square.

How's this for brick-like stability?

[GASPS]

-[DICEY YOWLING, SCREECHES]
-[GRUNTS]

[DOGS BARKING]

[ZOWIE SQUEALS]

-[SPOT BARKING]
-[MOANING]

-[DICEY SCREECHES]
-[DOGS BARKING]

-[LAUGHS]
-[SCREECHES]

[BLOWS RASPBERRIES, BARKS]

[DOGS CONTINUE BARKING]

-Hmm?
-Huh?

[BOTH SNIFF]

[MEOWS]

[BOTH BARK]

[MEOWS]

-Hmm?
-Huh?

[MEOWS, PURRS]

-[BOTH WHINE SOFTLY]
-[MEOWS]

-[BOTH CONTINUE BARKING]
-[DICEY MEOWS]

-[SCREECHES]
-[BOTH YELPING]

-[BOTH YELPING]
-[SCREECHES]

Where'd they go?

With my supervision,
I'll find them in 3.24 seconds.

[DOGS BARKING]

ZOWIE: There they are.

They're stuck on a cloud.
Now what do we do?

Galaxia's antigravity boots
will save the day.

Yee-high! [GIGGLES]

[GRUNTS]

Space Boy to the rescue!

Okey-dokey, it's time for Space Boy
to prove he's the altogether superest.

-[LINE REELING]
-I got it.

[GRUNTS] Whoa!

Or it's got me. Help!

Don't worry, Space Boy.
Galaxia will save you.

Whoa! Help!

Hold on. Here comes The Amazing Cube.

Oh!

BILLY: Whoa!

[ALL GRUNTING]

[ALL SCREAM]

-Look out!
-[ALL SCREAM, GRUNT]

ALL: Yay!

-We did it.
-Yeah, we did all together.

Looks like we're all together
in the altogether superest spot of all

'cause we all worked all together.

-I know what else we can do all together.
-Me, too.

Come on, superbots. One for all...

ALL: And all for ooey-gooey gummy squares!

[DOGS GROWL, BARK]

[ALL LAUGH]

-[DICEY MEOWS]
-ALL: To the rescue!

-[ALL LAUGHING]
-[BARKING CONTINUES]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

-POLINA: Come on, Zow, snack time.
-Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

[SWITCH CLICKS]

-ZOWIE: Oops-a-daisy.
-Oops-a-daisy indeedy, Zowie.

Looks like the lightie
needs an electrician.

'Lectrician. [GIGGLES]

Hmm. Why do we need
a... a 'lectrician, Sweetums?

Lightie go oopsie.

Let's see.

Hmm.

No need for an electrician, honeybunch.

This will give me a chance
to try my latest purchase,

the new improved rejiggeriggeratorator.

-Guaranteed to make old Housie run...
-Oh!

...a whole lot smoother.

-22 percent smoother.
-Or your money back.

Trusty assistant Olie and I
will install it in a jiffy.

Oh, my.

-Jigger. Rejigger. [GRUNTS]
-[WRENCH CLICKING]

-Watchamacallit. [GRUNTS] Thingamabob.
-[METAL RATTLING]

-Whozawhatsit. [GRUNTS]
-[METAL RATTLING]

Wipe.

All done.
Things should run a lot smoother now.

Twenty-two percent smoother.

Yep. Let's give it a whirl.

[WHIRS]

-PERCY: Great job, Olie.
-Thanks, Dad.

Oh.

Huh?

Dad, this little bolt doesn't seem
to have anywhere to go.

Oh, don't worry about that little guy.
It's a leftover.

A leftover? How do you know?

Well, it's left over, isn't it?

We'll put it in the leftover bolt box
in case we're ever a bolt short.

How'd it go?

Me and Dad installed the new,
improved rejiggeriggerfingamajiggerator.

Everything's going to run


See.

-ZOWIE: Giddyap!
-POLINA: Whoa! [GASPS]

-Whoa.
-Yay!

What?

Hmm. Well, that's not quite right.

-My, my, my.
-Oh, okey-dokey, dearie.

-Electrician time?
-PERCY: Ooh.

[CHUCKLES] Not yet, Sweetums.

The rejiggeriggeratorator
just needs a little tweak.

Righty-o, trusted assistant Olie?

-Righty-o, Dad.
-[CHUCKLES]

-[PERCY GRUNTING]
-[METAL RATTLING]

[CONTINUES RATTLING]

Sure we don't need the leftover bolt, Dad?

[CHUCKLES] A good tinkerer is always
floggin' the noggin

but if we needed the leftover bolt,

well it wouldn't be left over now,
would it?

There we go. Let's give her a whirl.
Trusty assistant, places.

-[KNUCKLES CRACKING]
-PERCY: Here goes.

Nothing!

Uh, now?

OLIE: Nothing!

Uh. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] Now?

-[TOILET FLUSHING]
-OLIE: Nope.

Uh-oh.

-Something!
-Is it on?

Uh-oh.

[TOOLS RATTLING]

[TOOL SAWING]

[DRILL WHIRRING]

-[PANTS] Now, Olie?
-OLIE: Nothing!

[GASPS]

-[BARKS]
-Oh, my.

[SIGHS]

-Now, Olie?
-OLIE: No.

[PHONE RINGS]

-PERCY: [OVER PHONE] Now?
-Nokey-dokey, Sweetums.

-Huh?
-[ALL GASP]

-PERCY: Now?
-OLIE: Nope.

-PERCY: Now?
OLIE: No!

-Now? [SHRIEKS]
-OLIE: Nokey-dokey, Dad!

-PERCY: Now?
-Nope.

ZOWIE: 'Lectrician time. 'Lectrician time.
[GIGGLES]

You know, dear, maybe I should
call the electrician now.

[SNORES]

PERCY: Hold on!
I'll have it rejigged in a jiffy.

-[SHRIEKS]
-[PAPPY GROANING]

-PERCY: Now?
-OLIE: Not quite.

Hmm. [MUTTERS]

If I rejog the thingamajigger here,
I, uh... Hmm.

Whee! [GIGGLES]

Oopsie-daisy.

Somebody get...
[GRUNTING] ...that screwdriver.

-Whoa! Whoa! [GROANS]
-OLIE: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

-Whoo!
-POLINA: Whoa!

PERCY: Whoa!

ALL: Whoa!

[ALL GRUNTING, GROANING]

[SIGHS] Got it.

-Ooh...
-[PERCY CHUCKLES]

Think I'll sneak a peak
at the rejiggeriggeratorator

installation manual.

-Time to call the electrician.
-Guess so.

It's not the rejiggerator lever
or the thingamajigger jogger

-or the leftover bolt.
-Leftover bolt?

Seems there's a bolt missing right here.

[BOLT RATTLING]

Hey, Olie! I know what we did wrong.

-Me, too. We...
-[CLEARS THROAT]

[PUFFS]

Give her a whirl, trusty assistant.

[MECHANICAL HUMMING]

Oh, Sweetums. You did it.

Lightie's okey-dokey.

Not me. We did it.

No need for an electrician
when Dad and Olie are on the job.

Now that everything's okey-dokey,

I'm going to take a quick hop
to the market.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

Oh.

Looks like poor coupey
needs a visit from the mechanic.

A mechanic? Don't be silly.

Come on, Olie, we've got
some more tinkering to do.

Right behind you, Dad.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[THEME MUSIC ENDS]
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