05x09 - Tug-A-Wheelie/Always Chasing Rainbows/Follow Yer Nose

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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05x09 - Tug-A-Wheelie/Always Chasing Rainbows/Follow Yer Nose

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[RATTLING]

Way up high in the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid
The swellest kid around.

-Whee!
-[PARTY HORN BLOWS]

[THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES]

Vroom!

[ZOWIE CHUCKLES]

-There's Billy!
-[WHEELS SCREECH]

-Pollie! Pollie! Pollie!
-POLLIE: Hi, Zow.

Hi, Billy.
Did you bring your skateboard?

You betcha. But look.

[CHUCKLES]

Hoo-rah! Yeah! Whoo!

[CHUCKLES]

-Wow!
-BILLY: Neato!

Alley-oop!

-[BOTH GASP]
-Spiffy!

Yes! [CHUCKLES]

Hi there, Olie. Hi, Billy.

-Hi, Wheelie.
-Those were some swell moves.

Can you show us how to do 'em?

Well, remember, I've been at it
a lot longer than you guys.

That's why you're
the perfect one to help.

Yeah!

Well, okay.

If you really want to learn. Follow me.

You've got to go faster.
Get lower. Arms out for balance.

Orbs and cubes up, fellas.

-Uh-oh.
-Uh-oh.

-Whoa, Nelly!
-Whoa, Nelly!

[BOTH GROAN]

Nice try, little buddies.
Those were super-duper turns you made.

[CHUCKLES]
All you need is a little more practice.

A lot more practice.

But you two big bots are up to it, right?

-You betcha, Wheelie.
-You betcha, Wheelie.

-Come on.
-Yeah!

Whoa. [GROANS]

Wheelie!

Can you help me learn to somersault?

Sure. I'll spot you, Pollie.

-[GRUNTS]
-Totally gyroscopic!

-[GRUNTS] I did it!
-[CHUCKLES] You sure did.

All it takes is a little confidence.

Zowie, would you like to go higher?

Thank-oo Wheelie.

-Up! Up! Up!
-[CHUCKLES] Okey-dokey.

-[CHUCKLES]
-Keep it going, Zow.

-Pump those pistons.
-Pumpy-pump-pump, Wheelie.

Whee!

-Yay!
-Yee-hah!

[CHUCKLES]

Keep it up, bots. You're all doing great!

-[TIRES SCREECH]
-Hey, Mom.

-What's up?
-Supper's up, Olie.

I came to get you and Zowie,
but you were having so much fun.

I thought I'd watch for a few minutes.

[CHUCKLES] Zowie go high!

You sure did, pumpkin.

-[ALL CHUCKLE]
-Phew!

It was very nice of you
to play with the kids, Wheelie.

-Thank you.
-Aw, no problem, Mrs. Polie.

I was having fun. Were you guys?

-Sure was!
-Fun! Fun! Fun!

-Lots and lots!
-You betcha!

-[CHUCKLES]
-Wheelie come tomorrow?

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] Um. Sure, Zowie.

I think I can spin
my spokes over for a bit.

You should've seen all
the super-duper moves

Wheelie can do, Mom.
He doesn't even need a skateboard.

-He's got his own wheel.
-Wheelie push Zowie up high.

Oh, sounds like
Wheelie knows lots of tricks.

And it was nice of him
to push Zowie on the swing.

But I think he likes doing
big kids' stuff with me better.

Zowie Wheelie friend, too.

Oh, now I'm sure Wheelie
had fun playing with everybody.

And he's gonna have
even more fun tomorrow!

Yahoo!

Whee! [CHUCKLES]

[HOOP RATTLING]

-[TIRE SQUEAKS]
-[CHUCKLES]

Wheelie! Wheelie! Wheelie!

-You're back!
-We were waiting!

I thought you'd never get here.

-Hi, everybody.
-Wheelie, watch this!

Wait! Watch what... I... can do.

Oof! Can you help me
with the somersault again, Wheelie?

Uh, Okey-dokey, Pollie.
Just as soon as I'm done...

BILLY: Watching me!

Will you help me
with my balance, Wheelie?

Not so fast, Billy!

-POLLIE: Over here.
-BILLY: Wheelie!

Hey, Wheelie, watch. I've been practicing!

-[CHUCKLES]
-Wheelie!

Hold up, little buddies!
Or some bot's gonna get hurt.

Phew!

Um, you know what, guys? I gotta go.

I just remembered I've got to
get my tire pressure checked.

But you just got here.

-Wheelie come back?
-Sure, he will.

He's gonna help me with my new trick.

Uh, I... I'll try
to come back soon, little buddies.

But, uh, you guys keep playing without me.

Okey-dokey?

Whoa...

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[GRUNTS, SIGHS]

Hey, watch me do a loop.

I did it. What'd ya think of that, Billy?

Wheelie can go all the way to the top.

-[SIGHS]
-Want me to push you, Zowie?

Up! Up! Up! High, like Wheelie!

That's as high as I can go. [GRUNTS]

It's no fun here without Wheelie.

When do you think he'll be back?

I don't know. We haven't even
seen a spoke of him for days.

Why is everybody
in the downy-dumps?

[SIGHS]

I thought you kids might be thirsty,
but you don't look too busy.

-Wheelie isn't here to play with us.
-It's no fun without him.

Well, Wheelie's a big kid.

He has schoolwork to do
and other friends to play with.

He can't come to the park every day.

But he was having so much fun
on the skateboard ramp with me.

No, he liked helping me
on the trampoline best.

Nokey-dokey. Swing! Swing! Swing!

He was gonna help me do a back flip.

-OLIE: No...
-ZOWIE: Swing! Swing! Swing!

-POLLIE: No way!
-Oh, one at a time please!

Are you sure Wheelie was having fun

with all that hootin'
and hollerin' goin' on?

I guess we were being kind of noisy.

-And pushy.
-And pull-y.

Wheelie no have fun?

Maybe Wheelie was afraid
you weren't having fun

if you were fighting over him.

But how can I get better on my board
if Wheelie doesn't help me?

And who's gonna watch me
on the trampoline?

Well, who did those things before?

-We helped each other.
-And watched each other.

It's awful special to play with
a big kid once in a while.

But isn't it nice to play together, too?

-You betcha!
-It sure is!

-You're right, Mrs. Polie.
-Yeah!

OLIE: Let's play tag.

-Olie, you're it!
-[ALL CHUCKLE]

Hey, Olie, what's up?

Wheelie! You're back.

-We really missed you.
-[CHUCKLES] Thanks.

But I bet you had lots of fun without me.

Uh, well, we're having fun now.

-We're playing tag.
-Tag? Mind if I play, too?

Sure, you can play. With all of us.

-[CHUCKLES] You're it!
-WHEELIE: [CHUCKLES] Oh, you guys.

[ALL CHUCKLE]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[SIGHS]

-Ah, rainy, rainy, rainy.
-[SPOT WHINES]

Well, now,
what's with you Gloomy Guses?

We've played every inside game we know.

And we want to go outside,
but it's still raining.

-Hmm.
-Rainy, rainy, rainy.

[WHIMPERS]

What's this stuff for?

Well, it may be raining now

but you gotta be ready
to rocket when it stops.

'Cause you know what comes after the rain?

-KIDS: What?
-A rainbow.

Oh!

And you're looking at
the number one, certified,

best-est, expert rainbow chaser
in the whole round universe.

I'm gonna catch myself a rainbow.

You are? Have you ever caught one?

[CHUCKLES] Well, not exactly.
But today's as good as any day.

-Can we come with you?
-You betcha.

-KIDS: Yay!
-[SPOT BARKS]

The conditions are A-number-one
perfect for rainbow chasing.

Just as soon as Mr. Sunny's out,
we're gonna catch ourselves

the biggest, brightest one ever.

If we're really lucky
we may even find a little Rolie Trollie,

and his pot of golden lug nuts
at the end of the rainbow.

[GASPS] Rolie Trollie?

And a whole pot of golden lug nuts?

[PERCY CHUCKLES] You bet.

OLIE: Wow! Hey...

-the rain stopped.
-By golly, it has.

PERCY: There she glows!

-Charge!
-Rainy-bow, rainy-bow!

I want to find that humongous pot
of golden lug nuts.

[CHUCKLES]
Rolie Trollie, Rolie Trollie!

-[BARKS]
-PERCY: Wait for me!

-Behind the hill.
-Rainy-bow, rainy-bow, rainy-bow!

[SPOT BARKS]

Where rainy-bow go?

-[BARKS]
-Don't know, Zow.

It was here a second ago.

Catching rainbows can be real tricky.

[BARKS]

ZOWIE: Rainy-bow?

Rainbow puddle.

Well, this is where it was,
but it's blown off.

PERCY: Over there!

It's right behind our house.

-There she blows!
-There she blows!

Go, go, go!

-KIDS: Huh?
-PERCY: Hmm.

-It's gone.
-No rainy-bow.

Jumping Jupiters!
This one sure is slippery.

No Rolie Trollie.

And no pot of golden lug nuts.

Hey, rainbow wranglers,
we're not giving up, are we?

Rainbows are just
too hard to catch, Dad.

You're the number one,
certified, best-est,

expert rainbow catcher
in the whole round universe,

and you've never even caught one.

I said, I'm the number one,
certified, best-est,

expert rainbow chaser
in the whole round universe.

Rainbows are mighty hard to catch, Olie.
But you can never give up chasing them.

That's half the fun.

Fun, fun, fun! [CHUCKLES]

-There she glows!
-Glow! Glow! Glow!

She's a beaut, all right.
And she's headed for Pappy's place.

Charge!

[TIRES SCREECH]

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

Pappy! Pappy!

Howdy, folks.

We're chasing a rainbow,
and it's headed this way.

It is, is it?

Tellmie will help us spot it.

Come on, g*ng.

Here's the plan, Olie.
We'll spot that rainbow.

Then, race towards it
like a supersonic rocket.

This time, it'll never
have a chance to slip away.

That's not how you catch a rainbow.
Rainbows don't want to be caught

So, you got to sneak up
on them, real quiet.

[CHUCKLES, GASPS]

There she glows!

-ALL: There she glows!
-Glow! Glow! Glow!

Olie, you take Old Precious with your dad.
Me and Zow will take Clippy.

Old Precious will
take us there lickety-split!

[MOOS, COWBELL RINGS]

Giddyap, Old Precious.

-Whoa, oh! E... Easy, girl! Easy!
-[OLIE CHUCKLES]

[NEIGHS]

Now, we're going to try
and sneak up on that rainbow.

Think you can be as quiet as a mouse?

Okey-dokey, Pappy. [GASPS]

[WHISPERS] Okey-dokey, Pappy.

OLIE: Wow!

That's the biggest rainbow I've ever seen!

[WHISTLES]
And it's the closest I've ever been.

Any sign of the pot of golden lug nuts?

-Nope.
-Hmm...

Maybe it's on
the other side of the rainbow.

Then, we're going over the rainbow.

-Upsey-daisy.
-[CHUCKLES]

Neato!

-[GRUNTS]
-Rolie Trollie?

Shh...

Shh...

-[GASPS]
-ZOWIE: Oh!

Come on, Zowie!

Whoo-ee! That is some view!

Yeah! It sure is beautiful.

Hi, Rolie Trollie.

-PERCY: Look out, below!
-OLIE: Yahoo!

Golly!

[ALL GASP]

Crashin' Cosmos!

Where rainy-bow go? Where Rollie Trollie?

Wowee! Did you see that?

-A Rolie Trollie!
-PERCY: And a pot of golden lug nuts.

Golly! We were that close!

Oh! Closest we've ever been.

Oh, Rainy-bow go, bye bye.

Well, those rainbows just
don't want to be caught, pumpkin.

-ZOWIE: Oh.
-PAPPY: We'll get it next time, for sure.

[CHUCKLES] How's about,
uh, ice cream, all around?

[CHUCKLES]

-Yay!
-Yay!

[MOOS]

Mm. [CHUCKLES]

This is the yummiest
rainbow I ever caught.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

OLIE: It's the Olie-coaster!

Yahoo!

-Yes!
-That was completely cube-ular!

Watch this one.

Watch Billy Bevel rock the box.

The Billy-bator going up!

Yeah!

The Olie-Rolie-Over.

-Whoa!
-[GASPS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

You okey-dokey?

Yeah, I'm okey-dokey.

Good thing I was wearing my helmet.

Why are you talking funny?

What do you mean?

Whoa! And where's your nose?

[GASPS] Huh?

[SCREAMS] My nose is missing!

[SCREAMS] Where'd it go?

Hmm...

[BOTH GROAN]

It's hopeless. My nose is little,
and the park is really big.

How are we ever going to find it?

[SIGHS]

I smell something stinky.

What?

It's kind of musty and metal-ly and rusty.

-[GASPS]
-[CHUCKLES]

Hey! That's my nose!

Your nose?

That must be why it was running.

-[CHUCKLES]
-Give me my nose!

[GRUNTS]

Here catch!

-Hey!
-[CHUCKLES]

Look out! I got it! I got it!

[GRUNTS]

Oh. Where'd it go?

I don't know.

[YAWNS]

-What's it smell like?
-It smells like...

Eww! Doggie breath!

-Spot!
-Spot!

-[WHIMPERS]
-[CHOMPS]

-Spot! Here, boy.
-Spot! Where are you?

-[CHUCKLES]
-[PANTS]

OLIE: Spot!

[BARKS]

[SIGHS]

[BARKS]

-Spot!
-[BARKS]

What do ya got in your mouth?

He doesn't have it.

-What did you do with my nose, Spot?
-[WHIMPERS]

-[GROANS]
-What's it smell like, now?

Kind of good. Like, um...
[SNIFFS] ...like chocolate.

[SNIFFING]

Huh? Little ball-ey. [CHUCKLES]

Mm-hmm!

Ketchup.

Polie pickles.

What's missing? Hmm...
Forgot the mustard and the cheese.

And tomato. And lettuce.

Oopsey-daisy.

-Burgers with pickles and ketchup.
-Mm! You're making me hungry.

Hey, Zowie, have you seen my nose?

No. [CHUCKLES] Where nose go, Olie?

-I don't know.
-What do you smell now?

[SNIFFS]

[SNEEZES]

A flower.

[MEOWS, EXCLAIMS]

-[SNIFFS] Ew! Dog breath, again.
-Dog breath? Spot's asleep.

-[SPITS]
-[PLOPS]

[COUGHS] Eww! Yuck!

It's not dog breath, it's cat food breath.

Ah...

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

-[BOTH GASP]
-It's gone.

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH, CHUCKLES]

Mashed chicken cubes and squash?

That sounds like baby food?

-Binky! Yes!
-Binky! Yes!

-Ew! Yuck!
-What, Olie?

-What's it smell like, now?
-I don't even want to tell you.

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

Oh, what are you
playing with there Binky?

Oh! This is a Polie nose.

Where in the world
did you get a Polie nose, Binks?

-[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
-Uh-huh.

-[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
-Oh! Okey-dokey.

[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]

Olie? Did you lose this?

Thanks, Mrs. Bevel. That's my nose.

Yay!

[BOTH CHUCKLES]

Here comes the Bevel T-Square Turn.

[GROANS]

Don't worry. I'm okey-dokey.

Good thing I was wearing my helmet.

[CHUCKLES] Uh-oh, Billy. Look at that.

What did you say? Look at what?

Your ear box!

Uh-oh, my ear box is missing!

-Where'd it go?
-Well, what do you hear?

-[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
-It sounds like...

a lawn polisher.

[BILLY GASPS] Oh, no!

-Hey, look out! Wait! Wait!
-Stop!

-Wait!
-Wait!

-[BILLY SCREAMS]
-No! Wait!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES]
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