05x10 - Ten Foot Olie/The Big Drip/Invasion of the Ticklers!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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05x10 - Ten Foot Olie/The Big Drip/Invasion of the Ticklers!

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[RATTLING]

Way up high in the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid
The swellest kid around.

-Whee!
-[PARTY HORN BLOWS]

[THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

[HORN PLAYS]

[YODELLING]

[YODELS]

Yodel odel-op, till you can't stop

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Yah, thank you, thank you very much.

Whatcha doing, Uncle Gizmo?

Why, your Uncle Giz is just, a...

a yodeling yokel.

Uncle Giz and I are going on
a great outdoor adventure.

We're going to climb
all the way to the tip-top

of Mount Rolie Polie.

Wow! Can we come with you?

Yeah. We want to climb
Mount Rolie Polie, too.

Someday, when you get
bigger we'll take you along.

How big's bigger?

Well, big as us big bots, I suppose.

Is this big enough?

Afraid not, Olie. But don't worry.
You'll be big before you know it.

[YODELS]

I sure wish I could be big right now.

Yeah.

-Maybe, I can.
-How?

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

-Whoops.
-Whoa!

You're humongous, Olie.

I'm not just big enough
to climb Mount Rolie Polie

I'm as big as Mount Rolie Polie.

Come on.

Okey-dokey,
you two yodeling yokels. Have fun.

[GASPS]

POLINA: Oh, my.

Goodness, Olie,
you could get stuck like that.

Why, you must be over ten feet tall.

He's Ten-Foot Olie.

I'm big enough to climb
Mt. Rolie Polie now. Right, Dad?

[CHUCKLES] You are mighty big.

But you're still just
my little bot, Olie, to me.

Aw. You mean I still can't go?

Afraid not, son.

Oh, you two bitty bots
shouldn't be in such a

rush to be a big bot.

There's plenty of hot, little bot stuff
big bots like us can't do anymore.

There is?

Oh, you betcha. Little buckaroos.

[YODELS]

But I don't want to be
a little buckaroo any more.

[SIGHS]

Hurry up, Olie.

I don't feel like playing bitty bot stuff.

If I was really Ten-Foot Olie

I could do super neat-o stuff.

-Like what?
-Like, instead of climbing up the slide

-I can do this!
-[GASPS]

[CHUCKLES]

-Neat-o!
-Huh?

-Yay!
-[GROANS]

-BILLY: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
-OLIE: Whoa!

Wow! I can see
everything from up here.

See? Ten-Foot Olie's
a great lookout tower.

Ten-Foot Olie can walk real slow.

But still gets somewhere, real fast.

That was super-speedy.

I can be a Ten-Foot Olie tunnel.

Neat-o, keen-o.

Wa-hoo!

See, being ten feet tall's the best-est.

The Amazing Cube calls this meeting
of the Ultra-Good Space Heroes to order.

Uh, can we call it to order, outside?

Ten-Foot Olie
doesn't fit in the clubhouse.

No problemo, Ten-Foot Olie.

I know how you could use
your super-big powers on

-a super-secret mission.
-How?

You can bring clubhouse supplies
without even going up the ladder.

How about some milk and cookies to start?

Okey-dokey.

[EXCLAIMS CURIOUSLY]

[WHIMPERS]

Uh, Olie, you're kind of too big
to play this bitty bot stuff.

Ooh. Olie big.

That's right, Zow. I'm Ten-Foot Olie.

Guess I'm going on this mission by myself.

ZOWIE: Me go, Billy, me go.

Uh, sorry, Zow, but you're too itty-bitty.

Me no itty-bitty.

Three, two, one. Blastoff!

[IMITATES ROCKETSHIP]

Hey, wait up, Billy.

Me want to be big, too.

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS, SCREAMS]

[GROANS]

You okey-dokey, Olie?

[GROANS] Yeah.

But I am kind of tired
of being Ten-Foot Olie.

Uncle Giz was right.
There's tons of fun stuff

you can't do when you're a big bot.

[GRUNTS]

Gee whiz, Olie. You're stuck.

Mom!

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC CONCLUDES]

I bet you just strained
your stretch-alator screw.

[GRUNTS]

[KIDS CHEER, CHUCKLE]

-[GASPS]
-Am I going to be stuck like this forever?

We'll get Dr. Callinghouse
to come by in the morning, Olie.

He's the best mechano-doctor around.

I can't swing anymore,

or play in the tree house,
or go down the slide.

Spot won't even play with me.

[BARKS]

[SIGHS] And now
I can't even get tucked in.

Aw, it's just for tonight, Olie.

-Ow!
-Sorry, Mom.

I'm not so good at being a big bot.

POLINA: Oh,
that's because you're perfect

at being my Four-Foot Olie.

[SIGHS]

Olie, Dr. Callinghouse is here to see you.

Is this going to hurt?

Oh, not a bit, Olie.

You've just got a case of
overstrained stretch-alator screwrotitus.

I'll fix your ten-foot trouble in a jiff.

[HAMMERING, RATTLING]

Oh! [GASPS]

[GASPS] Hooray!

Thanks, Dr. Callinghouse. Thanks, Mom.

It feels great to be four-foot Olie again.

[BARKS]

OLIE: Whoa!

-[BOYS GASP]
-Me big Zowie.

Me big, like Olie.

Oh, no. Not again.

[CHUCKLES]

Beddy time, fishy. We've got to wash up.

Well, I guess you never have to wash up.

Night, fishy. Sleep tight.
Don't let the bedbugs, uh, fish bite.

[WHIRS]

-[GARGLES]
-[SPITS]

-Whatcha doing, Mom?
-Shh. Listen.

-[SOFT PLOP]
-What is it?

I hear a leak.

And it's coming from there.

-But it's just a little drip.
-You're right, Olie.

But little drips
can turn into big problems

if you don't take care of them right away.

Now, beddy-time for Olie.
Then, it's wrenchy-time for the sink.

[SIGHS]

Night, Mom.

Mm, sweet dreams, sweetums.

Hmm?

-[PHONE RINGS]
-Oh.

I'll get it.

Hello?

Oh, well I'll be a square peg
in a round hole.

It's been ages. How are you?

POLINA: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

-Oh, you don't say.
-Night, sweetums. Coming to beddy?

Okay, then. Nice to catch up with you.

[YAWNS]

-[DRIPPING]
-[SNORING]

[YAWNS]

-[SPLASHING]
-Ah, yikes!

What is it, hun?

sh**ting stars, house is flooded.

There's water, everywhere.

[WHIMPERS]

Don't worry, Spot. It's not bath time.

[GROWLS]

It's just, well, the house is flooded.

[GROWLS]

Swimmy, swimmy, swimmy! Huh?

Don't worry, Zowie.
We'll have housey fixed in a jiffy.

It's Captain Olie
sailing the seven seas. Argh.

[GRUNTS] What happened, Dad?

Housey must have sprung a leak.

Oh, my, the leak. I meant to fix it.

But I left the wrench, downstairs.

Hmm. Drain must be stuck, too.

And I think I left
the toolbox over the drain.

Have no fear, my dear.

I'll go get the wrench,
and un-stuck the drain.

Wait, Dad.

Fishy! [CHUCKLES]

You can't go tinkering underwater
without your trusty assistant, Olie.

All right, trusty underwater assistant.

Zowie rusty-sistant?

You're my trusty assistant, Zow.
What should we do?

-Ducky, swim, swim, swimmy.
-Good idea, Zow.

-Indoor swim party!
-ZOWIE: Yay!

Last one in the water's a dusty disk.

-[CHUCKLES]
-[WATER SPLASHES]

[KIDS CHUCKLE]

[EXCLAIMS]

[BARKS]

-[WHIMPERS]
-[WATER SPLASHES]

Oh, it looks like
it is bath time for Spot.

[BARKS]

-[PHONE RINGS]
-PERCY: I got it.

Come back here.

Hello?

Well, she'll have to call you back.

[CHUCKLES] Fishie's having a blast.
She's got the whole house to play in.

Ah! This is the life.

[CHUCKLES] Dolly, dolly, dolly.

That's quite a catch, Zow.

-[KNOCKING ECHOES]
-BOTH: Huh?

Fishie?

Hi, Olie.

POLINA: Yoo-hoo!

Billy!

Hiya, POLINA.
Can Olie come out and play?

Oh, not right this second, Billy.
If you open the door

you'd be washed half way to Roundytown.

Um, okey-dokey, Mrs. Polie.

-[BARKS]
-[CHUCKLES]

Hi-ya!

Spot, Spot, Spot!

-[BARKS]
-[GASPS]

-[BARKS]
-Hooray!

Looks like you won that game, Zow.

Look, Dad.
The toolkit's blocking the drain.

Time to unflood poor Housie.

[WATER BUBBLING]

Looks like Dad and Olie fixed it.

Well, that's one problem down the drain.
[CHUCKLES]

Now, we just got to fix that little drip.

That's a pretty big drip.

That's 'cause little problems
turn into big problems

if you don't take care
of them right away. Right, Mom?

Right, you are, Olie.

-[KNOCKING]
-I'll get it.

If you can't come out, Olie
can I come in and play?

[OLLIE CHUCKLING]

[SPOT BARKING]

-Spot got flea, Olie?
-Don't think so, Zow.

If he had fleas,
he'd be scratching not laughing.

[HOUSIE CHUCKLES]

Looks like Housie's
got a case of the giggles, too.

I wonder what's so...

-funny? [CHUCKLES]
-[CHUCKLES]

What funny, Olie?

-[CHUCKLES]
-OLIE: It's...

Something's tickling me.

Me no see anybody. Not funny.

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES] My, oh, oh, stars.

[CHUCKLES] Throw me up
and tickle me around.

[ALL CHUCKLE]

Ooh!

Huh?

-[GASPS]
-[GASPS]

[INSECTS SQUEAK]

-Phew!
-Phew!

What are those tickling little things?

POLINA: I don't know.

[CLATTERS]

-Squeak?
-Squeaky-do.

-Oh...
-Squeaky-do! Squea-lip!

Squeaky-do-be-do!

Let's see if we can get a closer look
at what we're dealing with.

[SPOT CHUCKLES]

-Well, hi, there, little fella.
-Huh?

INSECT: Whee-ha!

Hmm,
let's look them up in the Polie-pedia.

[CHUCKLES] What do you know?

Looks like we got ourselves some Ticklers.

Invasion of Ticklers.

-Neato.
-[BEEPS]

JUNIOR: Squea... Squeaky-do.
Income Olie. Olie?

Hey, It's Junior
from the Little Green Planet.

JUNIOR: Squeaky-do-be-do.

He and his dad
are on a squeaky-duper-super

important mission to the Polie Planet.

We Polies are always ready
to help out on duper-super missions.

Yay! Permission to land, Junior.

-JUNIOR: Squeak.
-Over and out.

-[CHUCKLES] Squeaky-do, Olie.
-[CHUCKLES] Squeaky-do, Junior.

-So, what's the special mission?
-We, our pets, have lost.

All over Polie Rolie galaxy,
looked, have we.

Jeepers, Junior, that's awful.

I miss pets, muchly.

But tracked pets to Polie Planet, we have.

We'll help you find 'em.

-Yeah.
-You betcha.

What do your pets look like?

Weeny-teeny, pets are.

What do they do? Hop? Fly? Swim?

-[BOTH CHUCKLE]
-Squeaky-do.

Pets, CHUCKLES, make.

-Giggles?
-[CHUCKLES]

Tickle, tickle, Olie.

[CHUCKLES]

You mean, your pets are ticklers?

Our Ticklers, found, you have!

-[CHUCKLES] They kind of... found us.
-[ALL GASP]

[ALL CHUCKLE]

Squeaky! Squeaky!

[ALL CHUCKLE]

-Phew!
-See, Ticklers favorite sound

-giggles, are.
-Polies great gigglers, sure are.

Yep. We Polies love a good giggle.

[GRUNTS]

Squea-ke-ke. Here, boys!

Here, Tickler, Tickler, Tickler...

Want to hear Junior giggle?

Here, Tickler.

[GASPS, CHUCKLES]

Tickler no want hear Junior giggle?

I guess the Ticklers are just excited

about tickling new folks
for a little while.

Dokey-okay. Have fun,
Ticklers with. [CHUCKLES]

[ALL CHUCKLE]

These little guys sure are fun.

Betcha, you, Olie.
But now that pets we have found

-home, go, we must.
-Me, the Ticklers will

roundie up, do.

Squeaky! Here, Tickler.

Fetch, boy. Go!

Boy, fetch?

No, fetch, boy.

Gee, how come your pets
won't come to you?

Me thinks, Ticklers home not want, come.

They too much fun, here, having.

Home, we must go,
and Ticklers, leave behind.

Junior, giggling, will miss, though.

No more giggling?

Ever? But that's no good.

No can force Ticklers, to home, come.
Force not Little Green way.

But every bot, everywhere's, got a giggle.
I'll be right back.

OLIE: We have to stop giggling.

Why Polies giggling stop?

We can't laugh when our friends
are in the downy-dumps.

It'd be a nokey-dokey to laugh
when our green guests are blue.

Not funny. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

It's not the Polie way.

It's been super fun having you around,
but the Little Greens

really miss giggling.
They need their Ticklers

to come home. Okey-dokey?

[SQUEAKS]

[ALL GASP]

Whee! Oh, ho!

Squeaky! Sqeaky!

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

-Squeaky!
-Squeaky!

[CHUCKLES] Squeaky-do...

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

-[CHUCKLES]
-JUNIOR: Squeaky?

Ah, Olie, thank you, muchly.

OLIE: You betcha.

What Polies, without Ticklers, do?

Don't worry about us.
We're a pretty cheery bunch

-even without the Ticklers around.
-[CHUCKLES] You betcha.

Dokey-okey! Squye-squye.

-Squye-squye, now.
-Bub-bye!

-JUNIOR: Bye-bye.
-[BARKS]

[JUNIOR CHUCKLING]

It sure has been
a rib-tickling kind of day.

Mm-hmm. Rolie Polie rib-tickling.

[ALL CHUCKLE]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES]
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