05x13 - Chunk Sings the Blues/Cast Off/Orb's Well That Ends Well

[bunniefuu]

[RATTLING]

Way up high in the rolie polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

He's Rolie Polie Olie.
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy!
-Howdy!

-Hooray!
-Hooray!

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy!
-Howdy!

-Hooray!
-Hooray!

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around.

Whee!

[THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

ANNOUNCER: Remember, all you twirl fans

performing tonight at the
Polieville A-Go-Go

is the one, the only

Chunk Squarey

the square cat with the round sound
is in town for one night only.

This show is going to be the bestest ever.

Especially since Chunk's our pal
and we have front-row seats.

BOTH: Oh, yeah!

Yes.

Wow, Billy, you twirl so well

I'd swear you were Chunk Squarey.

Thanks, Olie

but I don't think anybody
would mistake me for...

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

BOTH: [GASPS] Chunk Squarey!

-Howdy there, fellas.
-Howdy, Chunk.

What's with the lid?

Um, well, it's, uh, part of my new image.

-Cubeular.
-Neato!

BOTH: Yeah!

Gee willikers, Chunk. What's that?

Um, this thing?

[SIGHS] It's a bimple.

BOTH: A bimple?

It's a blemish, a square pimple.

A big, ugly, red bimple.

Whoa!

Does it hurt
or make you feel sick or something?

Gosh no, Olie.
It'll disappear in a few days.

Uh, then what's the big deal?

The big deal is that it's...

it's a bimple.

It's weird looking.

I've worn all kinds
of hats, trying to hide it

but every time I do the twirl,
the hats go flying off.

It looks like I'll have to
cancel my concert tonight.

Cancel the concert? No way.

Everyone in Polieville
will be heartbroken.

I know, but it's better
than letting them see this.

Nobody will think I'm cool anymore.

Because you have a bimple?

Trust me, fellas.
When you get to be a teenbot like me

bimples are the last thing
you want to have.

Hey! What if we can
get rid of the bimple

-before you go on tonight?
-Maybe our moms could help out.

Yeah!

CHUNK: Whoa-ho-ho, bots.

You got to keep this bimple thing
real quiet, like. You dig?

BOTH: Yeah.

But we'd never let a pal down
if he's in trouble.

I don't know, little buddies.
I've tried everything I can think of.

Yeah, but you haven't
tried everything we can think of.

Come on, Chunk.
What have you got to lose?

Except the bimple.

Mom's makeup ought to cover that bimple.

There, what do you think?

I think...

I look like a chunky,
yellow unicorn, fellas.

Sorry.

Ta-da!

No one will notice your bimple
if we've got some, too.

But they will think
that there's an epidemic of the box pox.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Freeze Billy! Don't move a motor.

How about putting a new twist on the twirl
by keeping your hands on your forehead.

Hmm, no one would see
the bimple that way. It's worth a sh*t.

Wow! Yow! Wow!

[THUD]

[GROANS]

If the old magnetron
doesn't do the trick, then nothing will.

Yep, we'll zap that bimple away
with the invisible-ator ray.

Invisible-ator, huh?

Ah, I'm up for anything at this point.
sh**t!

[WHIRS]

-Uh-oh.
-CHUNK: Yikes.

CHUNK: Now all anyone's going to see
is a singing, twirling bimple.

Thanks for trying, bots, but it looks like

the bimple's here to stay.

Still not doing the show
tonight?

Too bad you don't have
a twin brother, Chunk.

What do you mean Olie?

A twin brother could do the twirl on stage

while you were doing
the singing backstage.

That way the show could go on,
but the bimple wouldn't.

By golly, that's it!

Really? We never knew
you had a twin brother.

I don't, but I've got the next best thing.

Billy!

Me?

Sure, you're from the square planet,
just like me

and you can do the twirl
like nobody's business.

If we dress you up
and keep you twirling onstage

on one will know

and my fans won't be disappointed.

What do you say?
Will you help me, Billy old pal?

Jeepers, uh, I never let a friend down

and I guess if it will save the show...

All right! Come on, Chunk Billy.
Let's get you suited up.

"Chunk... Billy"?

[CROWD MURMURING]

Okeydokey Chunk Billy, ready to twirl?

I guess so, Chunk.

Hey, don't worry, it'll be fine.

Just keep twirling, and I'll do the rest.

ANNOUNCER: And now,
ladies and gentlebots, Chunk

-Squarey!
-[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

[SWING MUSIC INTRO]

Come on, everybody, whirl to the twirl

If you're round or square, I don't care...

Oh, no, I think Billy's getting
stage fright.

...like a top, don't you stop

Just whirl, whirl,
Do the twirl, yeah, baby

Baby, let's twirl

BILLY: Whoa!

Billy's really in trouble out there!

I got to help him!

BILLY: Whoa!

Olie, isn't it great?

It's going off without a hitch.

No it's not Chunk. Billy's really scared.

Look!

Whoa!

Bimple or no bimple,
we always help our friends

-when they're in trouble, right?
-Right.

Whoa!

Whoa...

[GRUNTS]

-[CROWD GASPS]
-BILLY: Oh...

I'm sorry I let you down, Chunk.

You didn't Billy, I let you down.

I was asking way too much of a friend.

I'm sorry, Billy.

It's okeydokey, Chunk.

It's just that

we don't think your fans care
if you have a bimple or not.

OLIE: You betcha!
It's you and your music that they love.

Hey everyone, I'd like you
to meet my two bestest pals:

Olie Polie and Billy Bevel.

These bots taught me that
it's not what's outside

but what you've got inside that matters.

[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

And now, let's twirl, everybody!

Come on everybody, whirl to the twirl

If you're round or square, I don't care...

Gee willikers! Look at him go.

Yeah.

The loop-the-hoop's track is

the coolest skateboard track ever.

All right!

The triple whip hoop-scoot, with a twist!

Ta-da!

Yahoo, Wheelie!

Who's up next?
Got to go when the hoops are hot.

My turn. I'm going to try
my triple orbitronic hoop-off.

Go for it, Olie!

Remember, you've got to focus...

arms out, knees bent, eyes forward.

Arms out, knees bent, eyes forward.

Uh-oh.

Hey, Olie!

Yay!

You forgot your helmet!

[LAUGHING]

[GRUNTS]

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!

[THUD]

[SQUEAKING]

[MOANS]

Hang on pal, we're coming!

Are you okeydokey, Olie?

Man... I... I think so.

-[BOOP]
-Ouch!

BOTH: Uh-oh.

We'd better get you home right away.

[GROANS]

PERCY: Well, our little skateboard bot's
going to be out of action for a spell.

[WHIMPERING]

WHEELIE: That's some
fancy new lid you got there, Olie.

-BILLY: Neato, can I sign it first?
-OLIE: Sure.

You're the first bot
I've ever known who had a cast.

Oh don't you fret, sweetie.

The doctor says
your antenna will be as sprungy as new

when the cast comes off.

You'll be up and at 'em in no time.

[PEN SQUEAKS]

ZOWIE: Ooh!

I'd better spin the spokes
and roll on home now.

Me, too.

See ya and

thanks for taking care of me when
I got hurt, guys.

Hey, we'd never let a pal down.

No way!

[ZOWIE SIGHS]

Well Olie, it could have been worse.

You could have really cracked your orb.

Yep, good thing you always
wear your helmet when you're skating.

[GULPING]

Uh... you know... I was really excited

when I got to the top
of the track and um...

Oh, shh, hon.

We'd all like to hear the story again

but you look all tuckered out.

Time for some rest.

No sad, Olie.

Cutie stay.

[BABY CRYING]

[SPOT WHINES]

[SIGHS]

How's our brave patient feeling?

There, that better?

That's great, Mom!

[HUMMING]

Play Olie, play.

Thanks, Zow.

You're welcome, Olie.

Gee, Spot, that's...

[BARKING]

...swell!

Whoops! Whipped up
this handy dandy gadget for you, Olie.

The extendo-grabber.

It'll snap onto anything.

Neato!

Thanks, Dad.

Nothing's too good
for my trussed up little trooper.

Jeepers, Olie, maybe busting
your antenna was worth it.

Look at all this stuff!

Pretty neat, huh?

Everybody sure makes a fuss over you
when you take a tumble.

Um, did you tell your mom and dad
that you weren't wearing your helmet?

[GASPS]

I tried, but it just didn't come out.

And now I'm almost better.

Double Chocablat cookies coming up!

Mm, mm.
The best cookies in all Polieville.

Yeah, the very bestest.

Oh, my!

Thanks boys.

I guess your folks would be kind of mad
it they found out, huh?

Probably, they always remind me

to wear my helmet when I skate.

Yup, sure sounds like a rule, all right.

Hey, you didn't mean to forget it.

It's not like you
did it on purpose or anything, right?

Right, and I'll never
forget to wear it again.

That's got to make it okeydokey.

Yeah, right.

[WHISHING]

Hey, Wheelie.

Hey, Olie, how's the antenna?

Fine, my cast is coming off soon

and we can get
back on the track and jump some hoops.

Not so sure about that.

All the parents in the neighborhood
are upset about the skateboard track.

They are?

Yup, since you hurt your antenna,

they say the hoops got to go.

Go?

They think the hoop section is dangerous

so they're going to take them down.

But, uh...

Well, everyone seems to think
you were wearing a helmet.

Guess they haven't heard
the whole story yet, have they?

But, I...

I never said I had my helmet on.

[SIGHS]

But did you tell them
that you didn't have it on?

Uh-uh. I sort of left
that teeny part out.

BILLY: Olie!
They're taking down the hoops.

What are we going to do?

Not we Billy, me.

I'm going to tell everyone
the whole story.

Now that's yhe Olie Polie I know.

Well, I can't just
let my pals down, right?

So, it wasn't the hoops' fault
I bent my antenna.

It was mine.

I was so excited to get going

that I forgot to put my helmet on.

Guess if you don't fess up
when you mess up

things can get way out of control, huh?

Well, sweetie, you owned up
in the end and that's what counts.

I'll be you were just itching
to get it off your chest. Huh, Olie?

[SIGHS]

You said it.

Well now
those hoops will be waiting for you

as soon as you're better.

ALL: Yay!

As long as you remember
to wear your helmet.

You betcha.

[GIGGLING]

Zowie wear helmet, too.

[BARKING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

POLINA: Olie, you've hardly touched
your Rolie-Os.

I'm too excited, Mom!

Last day, huh?

Aren't you going to miss
going to school at all?

No way, now I'm going to have
the whole summer just to play.

-Right, boy?
-[BARKING]

Got to go, don't want to be
a later tater on my last day.

Olie, Olie, Olie!

Thanks, Zow

and thanks for helping me pick out
a neato gift for Miss Triangle.

You're welcome, Olie.

Bye-bye.

Bye!

My stars, he's sure in a hurry.

[LAUGHING]

POLLIE: Hi, Olie,
ready for the last day of school?

You betcha.

The last day of school has got to be
the swellest day of the whole year.

For once, I agree with you, Polie.

I like the last day of school too,

'Cause I won't have to look at all your

goofy faces all summer.

SCREWY: Good. I'll get the swings
all to myself.

Why does Screwy always say
such mean things?

OLIE:I don't know, but let's
not let him ruin a swell last day.

Hey, want to see my present
for Miss Triangle?

I painted her
a picture of the whole class.

It's really nice, Pollie.

SCREWY: I hope you drew me way bigger
than the rest of you shrimps.

Maybe Pollie should have drawn
your mouth bigger than everybody else’s.

Huh.

OLIE: Wow, a brick.

-POLLIE: Spiffy...
-SCREWY: Bevel, you blockhead,

what's a triangle person going to do
with a square present?

Oh, never mind him.

What did you get the teacher, Olie?

BILLY: A boinky ball?

What a great idea!

Maybe Miss Triangle will come
to the park one day

and I can show her some moves.

[SCREWY LAUGHING]

Before we get to the treats

let's all pitch in
and tidy up the classroom.

Come on, the faster we tidy up

the sooner we'll get
to the treats.

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

Hey, you did that on purpose!

What are you going to do? Tell on me?

I'm no tattletale, Screwy.

Huh!

Mmm...

I wish every day
were the last day of school.

Mm-hmm.

What a lovely last day this has been.

Did you all have fun?

-Absolutely!
-You betcha!

-Yeah!
-[SIGHS]

I have one more little surprise
for each of you.

Wow, a journal.

I hope that
you'll write in them every day.

Next year, you can read
all your adventures to the class.

We better make sure we do
lots of interesting things this summer.

We have presents for you, too,
Miss Triangle.

Goodness!

What a lovely painting.

Thank you, Pollie.

Why Billy, my very own brick.

Thank you, it's very, cubelar.

A boinky ball!

Do you know how to play?

Well, perhaps you children can show me.

POLLIE AND OLIE: You betcha.

Catch, Screwy.

-Huh.
-[BELL DINGS]

SCREWY: Oops.

[WHISTLING]

Thank you all for your gifts

but you've already given me
the best present of all.

We did? What?

Just being yourselves
and trying your best.

And I'm going to
miss you this summer.

Gee.

We'll miss you, too.

[SIGHS]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

BILLY: I forgot how much fun
we have at school.

Now we have to go all summer without it.

And without Miss Triangle.

I know, but she wouldn't want us
to be in the downydumps, right?

Right.

BILLY: Yeah.

Hey, where's Screwy?

I don't remember
seeing him leave school.

Maybe he failed and Miss Triangle wanted
to tell him in private.

Or maybe he's saying he's sorry
he didn't bring her a present.

Well, there's one way to find out.

MISS TRIANGLE: This is a lovely
thank-you card, Screwy.

It's a very thoughtful gift.

Please don't tell the others about it.

They'll think I'm soft.

Your note says you really liked our class

but you didn't seem
to be having much fun today.

I didn't want the last day to end.

Oh, sometimes it's hard
being the new bot in town, isn't it?

Yeah, everybody already has friends.

They don't need a new one...

especially one that's
a different shape like me.

Well, I don't think your classmates care
about what shape their friends are

just how friendly they are.

-KIDS: Whoa!
-[ALL GRUNT]

Hey, you were spying!

-We didn't mean to.
-And... and we don't think you're soft.

And it doesn't matter to us
if you're a different shape.

I'm a different shape, too.

We can always use another friend

if you want to give it a try.

Really?

Gee, I...

I must have got something in my eye.

Are you okeydokey, Screwy?

Sure. I can't let myself get rusty,

or I won't be able to play all summer
with you guys.

Let's start right now!

BOTH: Let's go!

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

SCREWY: You got to hold on tight
when I'm pushing, okay?

BILLY: Okeydokey, whee!

Are we ready for a boinky ball game yet?

OLIE: Just a minute.

"Today is the first day
of my summer vacation

and I've got a feeling
it's going to be the best one ever."

[LAUGHS]

So, you're ready for summer fun
too, huh Spot?

-[BARKS]
-Okeydokey.

Let's go!

[LAUGHTER, BARKING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]

[THEME MUSIC ENDS]