06x06 - Lunchmaster 3000 / Puzzle Planet / A Totally Backwards Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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06x06 - Lunchmaster 3000 / Puzzle Planet / A Totally Backwards Day

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of a really nice guy

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let's get around

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and remember space Pals even

even stock takes a bath every day right

space dog

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taking a bath sure looks like a lot more

fun in a meteor shower seems like

everything you see on telly looks a

whole lot

Connor announcing the lunchmaster 3000

it talks it sings it's more than a

lunchbox it's a lunchtime buddy wow

three thousand buy it today I'm gonna

ask my mom if I can get one me too

burn we know new lunch box called the

lunchmaster 3000 and it talks and it

sings in everything can I get one please

please please

Easy Does It Only Just Cause something's

new and shiny doesn't mean it's better

besides your good old space boy lunchbox

is still in Tip-Top shape

gee I don't know Mom it's kind of banged

up and bonked around

mercy and housing

see even Zoe thinks I need a new

lunchbox please Mom your mom's right

only you don't replace something that

just needs a little fixing trashy here

isn't brand spanking new either but

he'll be in fine fettle with a little

tender love and care say ah

poor trash is wee bit ugly from

digesting a mighty moldy load of

leftovers but the lunchmaster 3000 looks

so much super duper than this a spot of

oil would de-squick that creaky hinge

and make your space boy lunchbox good as

new well okie dokie dad

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yep back when I was a school bot My

Lunchbox had my favorite stars on it the

jollies that was the treat Toten Toast

of the town till the next year when all

the other Bots brought their brand new

jollies the Next Generation lunch boxes

to school but I couldn't part with my

beloved classic classic

is something that just gets better and

better the older it gets

ah you know I didn't really want a lunch

Masters 3000 anyway yeah me neither hey

look what I got the lunchmaster 3000

wow that's nothing watch this

attention ladies and gentle box it is

now 3 hours and 14 minutes until

lunchtime lunchtime the crunchy muncha

Bunch time

you only trade you my grapes for your

Apple

okie dokie lunch time lunch time the

Crunch and Munch a bunch time

screwy sure is one lucky bot

Oh My Lunchbox does a squeak at least

yours says something oh well

Billy you gonna eat that banana uh-huh

bananas are Tummy tickle and tasty

I know

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golly it's too bad you're stuck with

that crummy old lunchbox Ollie tell you

what how about I trade you my

lunchmaster 3000 for yours really you

think that's fair well with your lunch

included of course

what do you say that's really nice of

you screwy yeah maybe a little too nice

what I just feel sorry for him that's

all I think I better ask my mom and dad

before I trade I'll tell you after

school

all right

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and he said he really really really

wants to trade lunch boxes with me so

Canon mom please please please

I still think you're a good old space

boy lunchbox is just dandy but if it's

okey-dokey with screwy's parents screw

he said he already asked them

go ahead Ben if you're really sure you

want to thanks Mom I'll go find screwy

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I wish I had a lunchmaster 3000.

hey what happened to my Apple yum and I

had a sandwich too Goodie and my cake

Ollie I have a funny feeling your new

lunchbox ate your lunch

right baloney hey screwy there's

something wrong with your lunchbox it's

not mine anymore it's yours but I

thought it just talked insane I didn't

know it ate stuff screwy that wasn't

very nice okay okay

want a peanut

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this bubbly Brew want to take the belly

egg right out old trashy

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oh goodness gracious only dinner's

coming up soon dinner scratch deadly I'm

just

um see the lunchmaster 3000 has an itty

bitty glitch in it carrot sweet and

snappy so I kind of didn't have any

lunch today but it looks like the

lunchmaster 3000 has a Tommy full of

Yami

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boxing the hard way and the hungry way

I'll fix that up with an extra tummy

tickling dinner

and I figured out where to put the

lunchmaster 3000 and how to cure

trashy's crummy tummy treat

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bucks I bet you're the only kid in

pulleyville who has one my dad says it's

a classic you know I feel bad about that

trade yesterday only

so how about I give you back your space

boy lunchbox and you give me that old

Jolly's one no thanks girly sometimes

old stuff can be really swell especially

when it comes with one of Mom's cupcakes

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olly olly it's here my new Super 3D make

a million things in a box puzzle all

right

fly a rocket ship to outer space ride a

space buggy across Mooney's landscape in

a second you'll be in your very own

castle wow

huh

where's the rocket ship where's the

space buggy

says here you're supposed to put it

together yourself

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come on Percy shift into gear and show

us that Holy pep

shifting as fast as I can in Poland

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Dad sorry boys I'll bounce things back

into shame as soon as I

get a little guys

it seems first he's had his bounce

busted clear out of him one sec and I'll

be up and at him what you boys up to

Lily just got the new Super 3D make a

million things in a box puzzle it's

supposed to be a rocket ship a castle

and lots of other neat stuff only you're

supposed to build it yourself your Cube

and your orb will have to work overtime

there's

you bet there is you boys will just have

to use your imaginations can you

for us Aunt Juliana

please no can do Buckaroo figuring stuff

out for yourself is half the fun

I've got a better plan

a quick spin to the puzzle plan it'll

give you some pointers you'll be putting

together a turbo powered rocket before

you know it puzzle Planet needle oh fall

in boys let's roll just taking the pipe

pots for a spin Percy okay dokie

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wow

it's like someone emptied a box of

shapes across the whole poly Universe

yup for Doodles but I gotta warn you

things are never what they seem on the

old puzzle planet

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help us figure out Billy's puzzle kit

just pay attention to how things fit

together and you can build almost

anything let's take a look at them from

uh

from down and round and round we have to

peek at stuff from every angle I'm

really good with angles hey look at the

size of this sphere

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like I said things aren't quite what

they seem around here take these two

blue triangles snug them up close and

you've got yourself a square get the

picture I get it if a half moony shape

gets close and friendly with another

half moony it makes a circle and if you

take two triangles and flip them around

like so you get an even bigger triangle

no you're cooking let's see what else

you boys can put together

one rectangle two

just for wheels and a yellow circle

steering wheel

oh

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you slide over boys and pollyanna's

coming through in her loopy jalopy

clear the decks for a jump and Jet flyby

all it takes is a couple of triangles

for wings and we're ready for takeoff

three two one

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no can do remember figuring how to do

stuff for yourself is yeah we know half

the fun

we did it Dr Billy Stein I give you Robo

shapo the robo bestest robot on the

whole puzzle Planet he's our finest

invention Dr Oli Stein now that's what I

call using your Noggins

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it's a scoop skip skedaddle time boys

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[Applause]

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come on guys let's build an escape route

with these cubes a staircase that's the

ticket

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[Applause]

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foreign

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Billy I told you I was good with angles

I'll bet you're ready to tackle your 3D

million things in a box puzzle

lickety-split you

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hot diggity now let's build the castle

yeah I bet there's more than a million

things in this puzzle box I bet there's

a bazillion million you are right at

Pete building a real turbo rocket was a

cinch you ready for an all-yard Pokeball

remix chat Pete you betcha

per person

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foreign

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foreign

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gee whirlikers why didn't you wake me up

Clocky

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oops sorry

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but we haven't even had breakfast yet

must be on the blink my space floor is

on the blink too it's only flying

backwards oh my

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hello

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something wonky's going on today now I

can feel it in my gears oh I hope not my

big bowling tourneys tonight I've been

practicing for weeks

it looks like your bowling arm needs a

little adjusting I'll go get the tools

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[Applause]

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he played funny only

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hey Mickey's playing the record

backwards so we know dance not unless

you want to dance backwards though

Percy come quick and now for breaking

news the pulley Planet appears to be

spinning the wrong way sources say that

all of our holy little things are

running well backwards until they turn

around back I mean back around

is to make the best of one very wacky

wacky day make the best of it that means

going with flow and doing everything

backwards hurry and don't leave

Backwards Day

this is ready everyone

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oh boy desserts first and remember every

bite of your double decker chocolate

cake before you get your vegetables

backwards D is the bestest yummy yummy

yummy

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what a mess sweetums vacuum's working

perfectly backwards

hi Billy are you totally backwards too

you bet my mom's upside down coconut

Cube cake to the right side up overnight

and who wants to eat it right side up

upside down cake yeah

want to play a game of Blinky ball okie

dokie

hey that should have gone in you try

foreign

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I've never missed 10 sh*ts in a row yeah

nothing's working right today you know

we're supposed to make the best of a

wacky wonky day remember hey if we try

it backwards maybe it'll work

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let me try

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it we invented a new backwards game

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how's about we try sliding up

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race you back to my house backwards

you're on close winners

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weird really getting is this now you're

talking backwards too something new

we've got a bully space right

us help go to use voice space over it's

our space Pals holy Polly and Billy

bevel sounds like they're in trouble but

they're talking kind of funny

great idea space dog let's use the

universal translator

space boy you've gotta help us

everything's backwards on the pulley

Planet over that can only mean one thing

the poly planet spinning the wrong way

don't worry space Pals I'll get the

planet spinning straight quicker than

you can say save the day

Nelly whoa

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come on

he's spinning the right direction again

wow

space boy did it Sports chasing dicey

again and we're talking forwards just

one more thing Blinky ball

two for two that's more like it it's

just about time for my big bowling

blowout so everyone inside it's time for

breakfast

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but Mom everything's back to normal it's

really dinner time dinner time

well we've already had dinner and put in

a backwards spill and everything is kind

of fun

oh time for breakfast pancakes anyone

don't have to ask me twice I want extra

syrupy pancakes pancakes

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same as before make the best out of it

right yeah

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thank you

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thank you

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