04x01 - Mickey and Donald Have a Farm

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.
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04x01 - Mickey and Donald Have a Farm

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[birds chirping]

[laughs] Hey, everybody!
It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

[loon howls]

[laughs] I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,

we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[cheerful music playing]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call.

-Donald!
-Present.

-[announcer] Daisy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Goofy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Pluto!
-[barks]

-[announcer] Minnie!
-[giggles] Here.

-[announcer] Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Mickey] It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

[Mickey reading]

[animals sounds]

[bell ringing]

Hi, everybody.
Wow, it sure is great to see you.

Because today, I wanna show you
something brand-new at the clubhouse.

I think you're really gonna like it.

But first, let's go get our Mouseketools.

Come on!

♪ Mouseke hey
Mouseke hi, Mouseke ho ♪

♪ Mouseke ready
Mouseke set, here we go! ♪

♪ You're a thinking and a solving
Work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

[bell ringing]

Oh, Toodles, it's time to get to it!
[laughs]

Show us the Mouseketools to help us do it.

Meeska, Mooska, Mousekedoer!

Mouseketools, Mouseketools, Mouseketools!

[chorus] ♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

[Mickey] We've got
a Handy Fishing Pole, handy dandy,

a blimpie blazer, for floatin' and flyin',

a soft blanket.

Comfy.

And a Mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

He's here for me-dles and you-dles!
[laughs]

And all we have to say is, "Oh, Toodles"!

All we have to say is, "Oh, Toodles"!

[ringing]

Now that we've got our Mouseketools,
let's head on over to--

Oh!

[laughing]

Oh, look at that.

Just my size.

[doorbell chiming]

-Mickey, there's a problem.
-[barking]

Oh, howdy, everybody!

Pluto? Donald?

Come on, Goofy's out of control!

And we gotta stop him.

Oh, come on, everybody. Follow me!

We need the professor.

[engine revving]

Whoa, ya tricky little tractor! Whoa!

[tires screeching]

[screams]

Whoa! Whoa!

[panting] Goofy, slow down already!

The Clickety-Clack tractor
isn't supposed to go that fast!

I know, Professor.
But I don't think it knows.

Red means "stop," green means "go."

To stop the tractor, pull the red lever.

[Goofy] What did you say?

[panting]

It's of no use, boys.

Goofy can't hear a word I'm saying even.

We just gotta stop that tractor.

Step aside. I'll show you how it's done.

[country music]

[grunts]

[tires screeching]

Whoa!

Golly, gee, thanks, Donald.

Ah, don't mention it, pal.

Sorry I goofed up, Mickey.

Oh, that's okay. You took us
right to where I wanted to go.

Welcome to the Clubhouse Farm!

Here, we grow fruits and veggies
and raise animals.

Let me show you around.

Howdy, girls.

♪ Oh, Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ And on our farm we have lots of fun ♪

[all] ♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ With a howdy, howdy here ♪

♪ And a yahoo there ♪

♪ Here's fun, there's fun
Lots of fun for everyone ♪

♪ Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

Howdy, Minnie. Hi, Daisy.

Hello, boys.

And howdy-doo to you, too. [giggles]

We're picking lots of apples today.

They're delish.

♪ Oh, Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ And on this farm we got moo-moo cows ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ With a moo-moo here
And a moo-moo there ♪

♪ Here a... There a... Everywhere a... ♪
[mooing]

♪ Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, moo ♪

♪ Oh, Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

[clucking in tune]

♪ And on this farm
We've got cluck-cluck chickens ♪

[clucking in tune]

♪ With a cluck, cluck here
And a cluck, cluck there ♪

♪ Here a... There a... Everywhere a... ♪
[clucking]

♪ Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

[clucking in tune]

[chuckles] Gosh!
Your chickens sound great, Clarabelle.

Oh! [laughs]

Why, thank you, Mickey.

The little darlings
are so happy when they sing.

And when they're happy, we get more eggs.

You can say that again.

What? Oh!

[Mickey exclaims]

Hold on to your hats, everybody!

[Goofy] Hey, come back here!

Come back!

[chuckles] Gotcha!

Gee Willikers, gee!

This is the strongest wind I've ever seen.

-[clunk]
-[Goofy] Oh!

[both] Oh!

[muffled] Oh!

[grunting]

Flying pigs?

[mooing]

-[clucking]
-[whinnying]

[bleating]

Now that's something you don't see...

[exclaims]

Say, what's the big idea?

Ooh, boy.

Looks like
a super-duper storm is on its way.

Which means we've got
a lot of wind whooshing around here.

Yeah. That wind could
really wreck the farm.

And if that happens,
we won't have any food.

Shush and quiet, Mickey.

[squeaking]

Would you listen to that?

-[wind howling]
-[squeaking continues]

Oh, the wind never sounded
like that before.

Come on, guys!
Hop in the Clickety-Clack tractor.

Let's find out
what's making that strange sound.

[exclaims]

[exclaiming angrily]

Come on, Mickey!

Go. Go!

Hold on, pal.

We pull the red lever
when we wanna stop the tractor.

So which lever makes it go?

[Goofy] Well, if red means "stop,"
then green means "go!"

Do the green, do the green!

You got it, Donald.

[engine starts]

[barking]

Gosh, would you look at that.

It's a giant windy mill!

-[wind howling]
-[squeaking]

[engine stops]

Farmer Pete, what's going on?

Well, hi, Mickey the farmer mouse.

Sorry for all the wind. [chuckles]

You see, I was using my new windmill

to keep all the bugs away
from my prized petunias.

-[wind howling]
-[squeaking]

[Goofy] Farmer Pete,
why don't you turn the windy mill off?

Because I don't know how.

The instructions blew away.

And now I don't know which lever to pull.

Let's see. There are three levers.

Red, blue and green.

Remember how the red lever
stopped the tractor before?

So which lever do you think
can make the windmill stop?

The red lever!

[Goofy] Yeah! 'Cause red means "stop."

Let's try it.

[machine powering down]

[Mickey] We did it!

The windmill stopped!

-[exclaims]
-Ooh!

So that's where those went.

[laughs]

[muttering indistinctly]

Thanks, everybody.

You're welcome!

[engine starts]

[Goofy] Uh, guys?

There's something wrong here.

[engine stops]

Gee, Goof's right.

Something's missing.

Do you see what's missing on the farm?

That's it! The animals!

Golly, they must've flown away
like birdies.

Come on, let's all find
the animals together.

Are you ready?

Great!

[engine starts]

Okay, guys. Keep your eyes open.

And your noses, too.

[Mickey] Attaboy, Pluto!
Find all the farm animals.

[barks]

I think Pluto found something.

But I don't see any animals.

And I don't hear any "moo-moos"
or "oink-oinks" or "cluck-clucks" either.

Where could they be?

I got an idea.

I bet if we plant lettuce and carrots,

then the animals will come out
for a treat.

Sounds yummy.

But won't it take a long time
to grow all that stuff?

Not with the Clickety-Clack tractor!

Watch!

[whirring]

♪ Growing veggies on the farm ♪

♪ Is always lots of fun ♪

♪ Our tractor likes to plant the seeds ♪

♪ One by one by one ♪

♪ And with a clicktey clack
And a poppity pop ♪

♪ Things begin to grow ♪

[all] ♪ Clicktey clack and a poppity pop ♪

[Mickey] ♪ Everything's ready to go ♪

♪ Clicktey clack and a poppity pop ♪

♪ There's something for everyone ♪

♪ Clicktey clack and a poppity pop ♪

[Mickey] ♪ Planting veggies is fun ♪

[laughs]

[engine stops]

Now, all we have to do
is wait for the animals

to come out and get their treats.

[Goofy] [sing-song]
Come out, come out wherever you are.

[Donald] We found bunnies!

♪ Oh, Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ And on our farm we got bunnies ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ With a bunny hop here
And a bunny hop there ♪

♪ Here a bunny, there a bunny
Everywhere a bunny, bunny ♪

♪ Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

[bleating]

[Mickey]
♪ And on our farm we've got a goat ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

[bleating]

Now, let's see.

How many animals are there?

Count with me, everybody.

♪ One bunny, two bunnies
Three bunnies, four ♪

♪ Five bunnies, six bunnies
Are there any more? ♪

Well, there aren't any more bunnies
but we've got a goat.

And that's an animal. [laughs]

So, we've got one, two, three,
four, five, six bunnies.

And a goat, too.

And that makes how many animals?

Seven!

[laughs] Hot diggity do! You're right!

Good for you!

Oh, Mickey.

I don't think there's enough room
on the tractor for all of the animals.

No problem, Goofy. Watch this.

Come on, let's skedaddle,
don't be laggin'.

Hitch up to the Clickety-Clack wagon.

[bleating]

[bleating]

Now that's what I call
a happy farm family.

[whinnying]

Did you hear that?

[whinnying]

Sounds like
there's another animal around here.

Come on!

[whinnying]

Oh! Did you whinny, Minnie?

Oh, my, no. [chuckles]

It wasn't me.

[both] It was her!

[neighing]

[Goofy] Bless my buttons!
We've gotta help that horsey!

Well, maybe a Mouseketool can help
the little lady float down safely.

Come on, everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Toodles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

One Mouseketool coming right up.

[Mickey] We have the Handy Fishing Pole,

a blimpie blazer,

a soft blanket,

and the Mystery Mouseketool.

Which Mouseketool can we use
to help the pony float down safely?

[Daisy] Yeah, the blimpie blazer.

It's good for flying and floating.

[Donald] Well, let's give it a sh*t.

[Mickey] We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[bouncing]

-Hurray!
-Great!

We got the pony down safely.

Um, has anyone seen Donald?

[Donald] Oh, phooey.

Why does this always happen to me?

[chuckles]

[both laughing]

Ride along with us, little pony.

[neighing]

♪ Oh, Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ And on our farm we have bunnies ♪

-[Goofy] A goat!
-[bleats]

-[Donald] A pony!
-[neighs]

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ With a howdy, howdy here ♪

♪ And a yahoo there ♪

♪ Here's fun, there's fun
Lots of fun for everyone ♪

♪ Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

Oink, oink!

-[engine stops]
-Oink, oink, oink!

Did someone just "oink, oink, oink"?

-No.
-Not me.

Uh-uh.

Did you "oink, oink, oink"?

Hmm. Then who do you think went,
"Oink, oink, oink"?

Piggies?

Yeah! They gotta be around here somewhere.

And I think their "oink, oinks"
are coming from over there.

Oink, oink!

Oink, oink, oink!

[Goofy] The cluck-cluck chicken coop?

[gasps] Those aren't chickens. They're...

Little piggies!

Oink, oink, oink!

[Mickey] Uh-oh. The basket
at the bottom of the slide is gone.

And the piggies need a safe place to land.

We need a Mouseketool.

Everybody say...

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

You... You... You called?

[Mickey] Let's see.
We have the Handy Fishing Pole,

a soft blanket and...

[Donald] Oh! Oh! The blanket!

[Goofy] Yeah! That's soft and comfy.

[Mickey] We got ears. Say, "Cheers!"

[bell ringing]

Oink, oink!

[Goofy] ♪ We got three little piggies
In a blanket ♪

♪ What a silly sight ♪

♪ I bet they could stay in there
And oink, oink, oink ♪

♪ Oink, oink, oink
All night ♪

Oink, oink, oink!

♪ Three little piggies in a blanket ♪

♪ What a sight to see ♪

♪ Listen to them oink
Oink, oink, oink, oink ♪

♪ Just for you and me ♪

Oink, oink, oink!

[Goofy] ♪ One, two, three! ♪

-Oink, oink!
-[Goofy chuckles]

Mickey, make room for three more!

The more, the merrier! [laughs]

[barking]

[Goofy] One piggy, two piggy, three piggy.

Oink, oink, oink!

[engine starts]

[Clarabelle] Oh, cluck-cluck chickens!
Come out, come out!

That sounds like Clarabelle.

And she sounds worried.

[sing-song] Oh, cluck-cluck chickens!

Where are you?

Uh, Clarabelle, do you need help?

Oh, Mickey.
Oh, thank goodness you're here.

My cluck-cluck chickens
and I were at the coop

happily singing when suddenly,
out of nowhere,

the big wind blew them
this way and that way.

Whoa! Those chickens
must've flown the coop.

[exclaiming] And they're gone, too.

Oh, my. Whatever shall I do?

Do not fear, my lady,
your friends are here.

We'll find them chickens!

Uh, Mickey, how can we find them?

Let's all sing a song together

and I bet the cluck-cluck chickens
will come out and join in.

Come on, everybody. Let's sing!

♪ Oh, Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ And on our farm
We have cluck-cluck chickens ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ With a cluck, cluck here
And a cluck, cluck there ♪

♪ Here a cluck, there a cluck
Everywhere a... ♪

[clucking in tune]

♪ Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

[clucking in tune]

Oh, thank you, Mickey.

Thank you for finding
my cluck-cluck chickens.

A million thank yous to you!

Muah!

Aw. Helping friends
is what friends are for.

-[mooing]
-Oh!

Uh, Clarabelle?

Oh, that wasn't me, Mickey.

But who could've made that moo?

[mooing continues]

[mooing continues]

Cowabunga!

Mrs. Cow is stuck in that tire
like a cork in a bottle.

We gotta get her out
of that tire swing safely.

Maybe I can help.

Oh, this I gotta see.

[mooing]

Hold on, Mrs. Cow.
I'm gonna slow you down.

Whoops.

Oh! Oh!

Come to Papa, little hat.

[mooing]

[squeals]

Watch out!

[both exclaiming]

[Donald] Watch where you're going!

[clattering]

Goofy!

Listen, guys, it's not safe
to get too close to a swingin' cow.

Or to a goof.

But, Mickey, if we can't get close,

how can we get Mrs. Cow out of the tire?

Well, I think we need...

A Mouseketool!

I was just gonna suggest that.
[laughs sheepishly]

[chuckles]

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Toodles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

[honking]

-[tires screeching]
-[bell ringing]

-[tires screeching]
-[bell ringing]

Oh, let me guess.

You need a Mouseketool.

We sure do.

[bell ringing]

[Goofy] Gee golly!
We have the Mystery Mouseketool

and the Handy Fishing Pole.

[Mickey] Ha! What if we use
the Handy Fishing Pole

to catch the tire and hold it steady?

[Goofy] Yeah! Then the tire
would stop swinging.

[Donald] And the cow, too!

[Mickey] Good thinking, everybody!

We got ears.

Say, "Cheers."

[bell ringing]

Okay, here I go!

[mooing]

-[screaming]
-[squeals]

I did it!

Okey-dokey, Mrs. Cow.

-[mooing]
-Everything's all right now.

Just wiggle yourself out and...

[squeals]

[mooing]

[thunder rumbling]

[engine stops]

Uh-oh.

[Goofy] Gosh!

We might be in for a real storm.

You think it could be trouble?

I know it is.

We need to blow away these stormy clouds.

And that means we need a Mouseketool.

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Toodles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

-[bell ringing]
-It... It...

It's me to the rescue!

[Goofy] Gosh. All that's left
is the Mystery Mouseketool.

[Mickey] Everybody say...

[all] Mystery Mouseketool!

[Mickey]
What's today's Mystery Mouseketool?

Whoa! Pete's windmill!

[Goofy] Pete's windmill?

But that's what blew all the animals away!

[Mickey] Yeah, but now we can use it
to blow all the clouds away.

We picked all our Mouseketools.

-[bell ringing]
-Say, "Super cheers!"

[bell ringing]

Goofy, Donald.

Pull the lever that makes the windmill go.

Hmm. Let's see now.

Red means "stop."

So it's not the red lever.

But what color means "go"?

[Donald] I know, I know!

Green means "go!"

That's right, Donald.
Let's try the green lever!

[machine powering up]

[Goofy] Great!

-[Donald] Yeah!
-[Goofy] We did it!

Come on, everybody.

Let's bring all the animals
back to the farm.

Hurray! We saved the farm.

Oh, goody, goody!

Marvelous!

♪ Oh, Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ And everything's back
To the way it was ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ With a "moo, moo" here ♪

[mooing]

♪ And an "oink, oink" there ♪

Oink, oink, oink!

♪ With a bunny hop here ♪

♪ And a "baa" there... ♪

[goat bleating]

♪ With a whinny here... ♪

[whinnies]

[Clarabelle]
♪ And a "cluck, cluck" there... ♪

[clucking]

♪ Oh, Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo... ♪

Come on, everybody. Sing with us.

♪ Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

[both] ♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ And on our farm we have lots of fun ♪

[girls] ♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ With a howdy, howdy here ♪

♪ And a yahoo there ♪

♪ Here's fun, there's fun ♪

♪ Lots of fun for everyone ♪

♪ Mickey and Donald have a farm ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

♪ Meeska, Mouska, doo ♪

Thanks for helping us save the farm today.

And all the animals thank you, too.

-[bleating]
-[both gasp]

And we couldn't have done it without you.

[exclaims]

Hey, give me that!

And thanks for singing along with us.

Now, let's all stand up

and do the Hot Dog Dance.

♪ Hot dog ♪

[barking]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog... ♪

Hope you had fun at the farm today.
[laughs]

Boy, thanks for helping us
find all those animals.

And thanks for doing
the Hot Dog Dance. Yeah!

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day
What you waitin' for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splittin' the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw. Thanks for stopping by.

♪ Growing veggies on the farm ♪

♪ Is always lots of fun ♪

♪ Our tractor likes to plant the seeds ♪

♪ One by one by one ♪

♪ And with a clicktey clack
and a poppity pop ♪

♪ Things begin to grow ♪

[Donald]
♪ Clicktey clack and a poppity pop ♪

[Mickey] ♪ Everything's ready to go ♪

♪ Clicktey clack and a poppity pop ♪

[Mickey] ♪ Planting veggies is fun ♪
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