04x02 - Quest for the Crystal Mickey

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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04x02 - Quest for the Crystal Mickey

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[birds chirping]

[laughs] Hey, everybody!
It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

[loon howls]

[laughs] I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,

we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[cheerful music playing]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call.

-Donald!
-Present.

-[announcer] Daisy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Goofy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Pluto!
-[barks]

-[announcer] Minnie!
-[giggles] Here.

-[announcer] Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Mickey] It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

Quest for the Crystal Mickey!

Hi, everybody.

Take a look at my new globe.

It shows us where all the land
and water around the world is.

There are so many places to see,

like deserts and jungles

-and...
-[alarm blaring]

Whoa! What's going on?

[chuckles]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, no! It's Plunderin' Pete!

Huh? Who's...

[stammering] Oh, well, hello there,
Mickey the Mouse.

Whoa! Look at the time.

[chuckles nervously] Gotta go.

[Pete cackles]

[barks]

[cackling]

[howls]

[Pete] Coming through!
Out of my way, clubhousers!

[Pluto barking]

[barking]

[Pete] Later, poochy pup!

Plunderin' Pete is on the move!

Hey, everybody,
did you see Plunderin' Pete?

Sure did, Mickey.
He just skedaddled through here

with something shiny in his hand.

Ooh, he's such a sneaky, tricky trickster.

Everyone knows he takes
things without asking.

[chiming sound]

Oh!

Whoa!

[all grunting]

[Donald] What's the big idea?

[Mickey] Professor Von Drake,
what's going on?

It's an emergency, is what!

[grunts] Everybody, inside the clubhouse!

Oh, boy, this is just like I feared.

[gasps] The Crystal Mickey is gone!

No! Not the Crystal Mickey!

Um, what's a Crystal Mickey?

[static]

[Von Drake] This is our Crystal Mickey.

[gasps] That's what Plunderin' Pete
was running off with!

What does it do?

The Crystal Mickey is a statue

that was carved from a powerful,
magical crystal

a long, long time ago.

It's the source of all the clubhouse's
Meeska-Mooska-magic.

That's what makes the clubhouse appear
when we say the magic words.

And now that it's gone,
parts of the clubhouse are disappearing.

We've got to get it back, fast!

[Pluto howling]

-[Mickey] What is it, boy?
-[barks]

Gawrsh, that was Pluto's doghouse!

[whines]

We got to bring back the Crystal Mickey

so that we can restore
the Meeska-Mooska-magic.

'Cause if we don't, every part
of the clubhouse will gonna disappear,

one by another, never to be seen again.

Will you help us
bring back the Crystal Mickey

and save the magic of the clubhouse?

Great! Come on.
We're gonna need some Mouseketools!

♪ Mouseke hey
Mouseke hi, Mouseke ho ♪

♪ Mouseke ready
Mouseke set, here we go! ♪

♪ You're a thinking and a solving
Work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

[bell ringing]

Oh, Toodles, it's time to get to it!
[laughs]

Show us the Mouseketools to help us do it!

Meeska, Mooska, Mousekedoer!

Mouseketools, Mouseketools, Mouseketools!

♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

[Mickey] A two-handed handy crane.
Handier than ever!

A trash can.

-Some plungers.
-[Goofy] Well, I like plungers!

[Mickey]
And the Mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

He's here for me-dles and you-dles!
[laughs]

And all we have to say is, "Oh, Toodles"!

All we have to say is, "Oh, Toodles"!

[ringing]

All right! We've got our Mouseketools.

But where do we go to find Plunderin' Pete
and get the Crystal Mickey?

Where do we go? I don't know that!

[chuckles] That's why you're gonna need
this map, Mickey.

It shows us the way to Plunderin' Pete's

Way-out-of-the-way Hideaway
in the Hidden Jungle.

[Mickey] First we go to the Sandy Desert,

then to the Rushing River,

which will lead us to the Hidden Jungle.

And then we'll find Plunderin' Pete's
Out-of-the-way Hideaway.

Come on!
I know the fastest way to get there!

[engine revving]

Climb aboard, everybody,

'cause we've got
an adventure ahead of us!

With me, Kansas City Mickey!

[chorus] ♪ Kansas City Mickey
Kansas City Mickey ♪

I'm all about adventure!

[chorus]
♪ He'll go down in history ♪

Oh, my!
Doesn't he look dashing in that hat?

What a mouse!

[sighs]

Oh, brother!

Feast your eyes on this incredible
Rollin' Rovin' Ramblin' Scrambler.

I built it to be as rugged as you can be

and ready for anything, come what may.

Come on! Let's go!

Good luck, friends!

I'm gonna stay here
and keep watch on the clubhouse.

Check back with me
to see how things are holding up.

Or down, which is...

[chuckles] ...the opposite, you know.

We better get going.

We have to get the Crystal Mickey
before everything disappears.

[Mickey] Minnie's right!
Our first stop is the Sandy Desert.

Where is the Sandy Desert?

There it is!

Hold on, everybody!
The Ramblin' Scrambler is on the move!

[engine revving]

Drive safely, would you!

And keep an eye out
for Plunderin' Pete's tricky traps!

[horn beeps melodically]

♪ Where there's trouble
He'll be there ♪

♪ On the double
So bad guys, beware ♪

♪ He faces danger without a care ♪

♪ Kansas City Mickey
Kansas City Mickey ♪

♪ He'll go down in history ♪

That's me!

[Pete humming]

Catchy tune! [chuckles]

But Kansas City Mickey will be singing
a different tune soon enough!

And I'll have this beautiful
Crystal Mickey all to myself.

[laughs mischievously]

Behold...

[grunts]

...Plunderin' Pete's Sandcastle Trap!

-[Mickey] Yikes!
-[Minnie] Oh, no!

Well, I got to hand it to Plunderin' Pete.
This is a tricky trap.

How can we find our way out?

How about we try digging our way out.

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Toodles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

Did someone call me?

[bell rings]

[giggles]

[Mickey]
We have the two-handed handy crane,

a trash can,

plungers and the mystery Mouseketool.

Which one can help us
dig out of these tunnels?

[Daisy] Well, the handy crane
is good for lifting things,

but we need something
that can scoop the sand out.

What can we use like a scoop?

[Mickey] The trash can. Good idea.

-[chuckles]
-[bell rings]

We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

Let's start digging!

Watch this, everybody.

[Mickey] Oh, boy! We're back on the road!

[phone ringing]

Whoa! It's Professor Von Drake.

Hello, Professor.
How are things at the clubhouse?

Goo! Things are sinking fast!

It's only a matter of time
before the whole entire clubhouse

goes goodbye-bye and totally disappears.

[inhales] So how's everything?

Well, we reached the desert,
and now we're moving as fast as we can.

See you real soon, I hope.

And hurry it up while you're at it.
Over and out.

[phone beeps]

Okay, adventurers.

Our next stop is the Rushing River.

Where is the Rushing River?

That's it! Let's go!

Wish me bon voyage-y, clubhousers.

Too bad you didn't bring a boat! I did!

[laughs]

There he goes!
Plunderin' Pete's getting away!

Did anybody pack a canoe?

Who needs a canoe
when you've got a Ramblin' Scrambler?

Oh, chicken feathers!

Their fancy buggy can swim!

Well, no matter.
I'll sink their hopes soon enough.

Good thing I have another one
of my tricky traps ready and waiting.

Behold! It's my Gigantic Gooey Fish Trap!

[laughs]

-Holy mackerel!
-That's one big, gooey fish!

If we don't get that gooey fish
out of our way, we'll never catch Pete!

And then we'll never
get the Crystal Mickey

and the Meeska-Mooska-magic back!

We need a Mouseketool. Everybody say...

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

[bell rings]

[Mickey]
We have the two-handed handy crane,

plungers and the mystery Mouseketool.

[Goofy] Hmm, which Mouseketool can help us

get the gooey fish out of the way?

[Donald]
I know! The two-handed handy crane!

[Mickey] Yeah! Its two big hands
can pick up the gooey fish and move it.

We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

[Donald] Oh, boy! What a catch!

You hooked a big one, Donald.

Now, let's see.

We've been to the Sandy Desert
and the Rushing River.

Now we have to go to the Hidden Jungle.

Where's the Hidden Jungle?

Right! That's where
we'll find Plunderin' Pete's

Way-out-of-the-way Hideaway.
Come on, let's go!

[Pete] [panting] Well, here we are.

My Way-out-of-the-way Hideaway!

We're home, Crystal Mickey. [chuckles]

I just know you're gonna be happy here.

And if those clubhousers follow us,

I have a surprise waiting for them, too.

[laughs mischievously]

♪ Oh, I am a clever kitty
And I like things that are pretty ♪

♪ I collect them all inside my hideaway
Yes, I do ♪

♪ Because I am so tricky
I brought back the Crystal Mickey ♪

♪ And with all my other stuff
It's going to stay ♪

♪ It's always such a pleasure
Bringing home a brand-new treasure ♪

♪ Be it golden baubles
Or a rare antique ♪

♪ Oh, I love that I am greedy
I'm a rascal, yes, indeedy ♪

♪ The trickiest, slickiest
Sneak you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Plunderin' Pete ♪

[tires squeal]

Are you sure this is
Plunderin' Pete's Hideaway, Mickey?

Well, according to the map...

[Pete]
♪ Oh, I am a clever kitty ♪

♪ And I like things that are pretty ♪

♪ I collect them all inside my hideaway
Yes, I do ♪

[Pete grunts]

That's Plunderin' Pete, all right!

This must be the place.

Come on, let's go inside!

Gosh, Goof, wait for us!

[all] Whoa!

Hey, hold it right...

[squawks] Ah!

[grunts]

Gawrsh, Donald, watch out
for that last step, it's the dooziest!

Another tricky trap.

Hmm, I don't see any other way in.

We're gonna have to find a way
to get up the slide.

What we need is a Mouseketool.

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Toodles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

Yahoo!

[bell rings]

[Mickey] Let's see, we have the plungers
and the mystery Mouseketool.

Can the plungers help us get up the slide?

[Minnie] Well, the plungers have big
suction cups on their ends,

just like Toodles' arrow,
and it stuck to the slide.

[Mickey] So maybe we could hang
onto the plungers as we climb.

-Let's try it!
-[Goofy] Oh, boy! Plungers!

[Mickey] We got ears. Say, "Cheers."

Watch this!

Come on, everybody.
Let's grab onto the handles and climb up.

Hot dog!

I am going to put you right here
in a place of honor.

Right between
the golden bicycle helmet of Achilles

and Cleopatra's singing parasol!

♪ Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! ♪

[cackles]

[Mickey] Ha-ha-ha yourself,
Plunderin' Pete!

[gasps] Kansas City Mickey!

I'm here to take the Crystal Mickey home.

You can't have him!
We've become good friends.

-Pete, it doesn't belong to you.
-And you know it!

Oh, I know, I know it.

It's just that I like to be surrounded
by nice things.

[gasps] I have a great idea,
you could just give him to me.

[all] No!

Well, then be that way! Hmph!

I've made special plans
in case outsiders like you get in my way.

[melodic tones playing]

Hear that?

By playing that tune
on my ancient Babylonian Xylophonian,

I have set into motion, that!

And that!

And that over there, too!

Behold!

Plunderin' Pete's Ultimate Trap!

[cackles]

But Plunderin' Pete,
you're trapped in here with us.

I sure am!

[laughs] Oh!

Cheese weasels!

[yelping]

[grunts] No, no, no, no, let me out.

Let me out! Please!

Wait a minute. There is a way out.

To make the doors and windows
open up again,

all I have to do is play another tune.

A different one!

[chuckles]

[melodic tones playing]

Oh!

The tune's too hard to play all by myself.

I'm gonna need some help,
maybe from my friends.

You got to be kidding me.

Oh, pretty please?
Pretty Plunderin' Petey pretty please?

I mean, we could be friends from now on.
Wouldn't that be nice?

That would be swell,
Plunderin' Pete, but...

Yeah, and friends help friends,
right, friend?

-Right.
-So can you help me out, friend?

Well, uh,

why not? How can we help you?

Alls you got to do is watch what I do
and dance along with me. Like this.

[melodic tones playing]

Now it's your turn.

[melodic tones playing]

[chuckles] This is fun!

Come on! Get up on your feet
and dance along with us.

♪ If you want to make a friend
Just sing a song ♪

♪ Someone's bound
To hear and sing along ♪

♪ Just sing, sing, sing
And by the time you reach the end ♪

♪ You're sure to have
Made a brand-new friend ♪

♪ -Sing a song
-Sing a song ♪

♪ -Sing it loud
-Sing it loud ♪

♪ -Sing it strong
-Sing it strong ♪

♪ -Sing it proud
-Sing it proud ♪

♪ Just sing, sing, sing
And by the time you reach the end ♪

♪ You're sure to have made ♪

[both] ♪ A brand-new friend ♪

♪ Sing a song ♪

♪ Sing it loud ♪

[Mickey] ♪ Sing it strong ♪

♪ Sing it proud ♪

♪ Just sing, sing, sing
And by the time you reach the end ♪

♪ You're sure to have made ♪

♪ A brand-new friend ♪

-Put her there!
-Yeah!

Hot dog! No more tricky trap!

[chuckles] Say there, Mickey the Mouse,
that was some kind of fun.

I'd sure like
to sing with you again sometime.

Well, then you ought
to stop by the clubhouse.

We're always dancing and playing music.

But there won't be a clubhouse anymore,

since you took the Crystal Mickey.

[stammering] What? What do you mean?

Well, without the Crystal Mickey,

the clubhouse will disappear forever.

When you took it, you took away
all the magic and all the fun.

No. Oh, no, no!

[stammering] I didn't know that, honest.

I may be a tricky trickster,
but I like that clubhouse.

Oh, Mickey the Kansas City Mouse,

I'm sorry I was so sneaky.

The Crystal Mickey's all yours.

Thanks! [chuckles] We did it!

We got the Crystal Mickey!

-[all cheering]
-[Daisy] Oh, goody-goody!

[Donald] Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

[phone ringing]

-Hello?
-[Von Drake] Oh, Mr. Mickey Mouse.

You got to get the Crystal Mickey
back here! Now!

The clubhouse is almost gone away!

Roger that, Professor.

Now, what's the fastest way
to the clubhouse?

I've got a blimp in my backyard.

[gasps] You've got a backyard?

[Mickey] To the blimp!

Behold! Plunderin' Pete's blimp!

Uh, Plunderin' Pete,

your blimp's as flat as a pancake.

[air squealing]

Oh.

Well, it has been quite a while
since I used it.

Quick. We need a Mouseketool.

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Toodles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Toodles!

[mimics bugle call]

Charge!

[Mickey] All we have left
is the mystery Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Mystery Mouseketool!"

[all] Mystery Mouseketool!

[Minnie]
And today's mystery Mouseketool is

Willie the Giant! Willie the Giant?

[Mickey] [chuckles]
We picked all our Mouseketools.

Say, "Super cheers!"

Hello, my little friends.

Hiya, Willie! Say, can you
blow up this blimp for us?

[Willie] Certainly!

Uh, anything for my itty-bitty buddies.

[inhales deeply]

[blowing]

A cute little bunny. [chuckles]

Duh, here you go!

Thanks, Willie. You've been a big help.

You're welcome. Bye-bye!

Okay. We've got to get back
to the clubhouse, and fast!

I just hope we're in time.

Thanks a lot, Plunderin' Pete!
See you real soon.

You're welcome,
Mickey the Kansas City Mouse.

See you real soon, too!

Oh, such a pickle this is!

If Mickey doesn't get back soon...

[Mickey] Professor Von Drake!
We've got the Crystal Mickey!

Hurry there, Mickey!

You got to get the Crystal Mickey back
where it belongs before the clubhouse...

[inhales] ...disappears!

[echoing] Gosh!

[echoing] Gosh!

All right then, once the Crystal Mickey

and its Meeska-Mooska-magic
are back in place,

then the magic words should work

and the clubhouse would come back to us.

Okay, everyone,

to make the clubhouse appear,
we have to say the magic words:

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me!

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Okay, Crystal Mickey, do your magic.

Whoa!

[Minnie] Ah! Hooray, it's back!

[all cheering]

Oh, boy! Whoo-hoo!

Whoo! What a happy day!

Just a second here, wait.

Where is Kansas City Mickey?

[Mickey] Hot dog!

The clubhouse is back.

Hi, everybody. We did it!

[grunts]

♪ Where there's trouble
He'll be there ♪

♪ On the double
So bad guys, beware ♪

♪ He faces danger without a care ♪

♪ Kansas City Mickey
Kansas City Mickey ♪

♪ He'll go down in history ♪

[chorus]
♪ He'll go down in history ♪

-That's me!
-That's him!

Oh, boy! [chuckles]

I love sharing a big adventure
with my friends.

Let's all celebrate!

Get up on your feet, and do...

[all] The Hot Dog Dance!

♪ Hot dog ♪

[barking]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

Thanks for helping us
find the Crystal Mickey today.

We sure had a lot of fun.
And I hope to see you again real soon.

Keep dancing, everybody. Yeah!

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day
What you waiting for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by!

♪ Oh, I am a clever kitty
And I like things that are pretty ♪

♪ I collect them all inside my hideaway
Yes, I do ♪

♪ Because I am so tricky
I brought back the Crystal Mickey ♪

♪ And with all my other stuff
It's going to stay ♪

♪ It's always such a pleasure
Bringing home a brand-new treasure ♪

♪ Be it golden baubles
Or a rare antique ♪

♪ Oh, I love that I am greedy
I'm a rascal, yes, indeedy ♪

♪ The trickiest, slickiest
Sneak you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Plunderin' Pete ♪
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