04x13 - Mickey's Pirate Adventure

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.
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04x13 - Mickey's Pirate Adventure

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[birds chirping]

[laughs] Hey, everybody!
It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

[loon howls]

[laughs] I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,

we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[cheerful music playing]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call.

-Donald!
-Present.

-[announcer] Daisy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Goofy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Pluto!
-[barks]

-[announcer] Minnie!
-[giggles] Here.

-[announcer] Mickey!
-Right here.

♪♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Mickey]
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse presents...

[reading]

[reading]

Yo-ho!

[ringing]

[Mickey] Now where is it?
Hmm, that's not it. No, not that.

That's not gonna work.

Here it is, my surfboard!

Hi, everybody!

Welcome to our clubhouse!

Today my pals and I are going down
to Mickey Beach for some fun,

you want to join us?

Hot dog! But first,
let's get our Mouseketools!

To the Mousekedoer!

♪♪

♪ Mouseke hey, Mouseke hi, Mouseke ho ♪

♪ Mouseke ready
Mouseke set, here we go! ♪

♪ You're a thinking and a solving,
Work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseke me, Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseke me, Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

[bell ringing]

Oh, Toodles, it's time to get to it!
[laughs]

Show us the Mouseketools to help us do it.

Meeska, Mooska, Mousekedoer!

Mouseketools, Mouseketools, Mouseketools!

[chorus] ♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

[Mickey] All right! We've got a spyglass.
Good for spotting things!

An oar for rowing.

A ship's anchor and rope!

And the Mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪♪

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

He's here for me-dles and you-dles!
[laughs]

And all we have to say is, "Oh, Toodles"!

All we have to say is, "Oh, Toodles"!

[ringing]

Now, let's go catch some waves!

♪♪

Oh, boy! This is fun!

Hey, Goofy, watch this!

Surfabunga, Mickey!

And look, we're almost done
with our sandy-castle!

[confused grunts]

Isn't the beach fun?

[chuckles] Ready, Daisy?

[Daisy] Ready.

Oh! [grunts in effort]

Nice save, Minnie!

Donald, want to play?

No, thank you, I'm gonna take a nap!

Whoa! [grunts]

Huh? [choking grunts]

♪♪

Ahoy! Hello there! Howdy-do!

Whoa!

Wipeout!

Avast! I'm looking for a swab
what goes by the name Goofy!

Goofy? Hmm.

Now that name sounds familiar.

[Pluto barking]

Oh! A-hyuck! That's me!

Hey, Mr. Boaty Man, I'm Goofy.

[chuckles]

Well, I can see that.

[chuckles]

Anyhoo, I found this
here tuba floating in the water

and apparently, it's addressed to you.

[grunts]

Gosh, my very own tuba.

Well, that's a funny-looking seashell.
[chuckles]

[giggles] Oh, Mickey, look,
there's a note on the tuba!

Hmm, let's take a look.

Gee-willikers! It's from my grandpappy,
Captain Goof-Beard!

Gosh, I haven't seen Grandpappy
since I was a little Goofer.

Goofy, what does the note
from your grandpappy say?

"To my grandson, Little Goofer,

you got to help me find
my special treasure."

[gasps] Treasure?

"Without it, my home,
Harmony-Chord Island, is gonna sink

to the bottom of the sea!"

Oh, my!

That's not goody-good!

Oh, look! Here's more! "This here tuba
will help you get to my island.

See you real soon. I hope!"

Gosh, we got to help him!

Well, if there's treasure involved...
[chuckles]

Now just a minute! Who are you?

[growls]

Argh! Pegleg Pete's the name.
And I'm always looking for treasure...

Adventure, I mean!

So, let's get sailing! [chuckles]

Where's your ship?

We don't exactly have one.

Well, blow me down and argh!

How are we gonna weigh anchor
and set sail to Harmony-Chord Island?

Grandpappy said to use the tuba.

Hmm. I know!

[tuba playing]

Huh?

[yells]

Huh?

[Goofy] Wow-whee! It's a ship in a bottle!

Gosh, I don't think we can all fit.

Oh, brother! This is ridiculous!

-[Goofy] Ooh!
-[Mickey] Wow.

[Donald] Look at that.

Golly, we got us a jolly old pirate ship!

Hey, let's call it the Jolly Golly!

-[Pete] Terrific.
-[Daisy] Wow.

[Goofy] Amazing.

Come on, everybody, let's hop aboard

and save Captain Goof-Beard's island home!

♪♪

Hot dog! We're pirates!

Shiver me timbers!

Look, I'm a swashbuckler

without a buckle! [laughs]

Ahoy, landlubber! Argh!

Avast, ye swab!

[chuckles]
I don't even know what that means!

Looky here! The Jolly Golly
has GPS, Grandpappy Search!

[Mickey] Ha! We just have
to push this button

and the ship will take us straight
to Harmony-Chord Island.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Ahoy! Would you like to
join me mateys and me

and help Captain Goof-Beard?

Well, put on your pirate hat and set sail!

Oh, say, you're gonna need
a first mate, aren't you?

Why, I've even got me wagon here to

help carry treasure... I mean, supplies!

[growls]

Pipe down now, Pluto,
Pegleg Pete only wants to help,

and we can use all hands on deck.

Welcome aboard, matey!

Much obliged, Captain Mickey!

You won't be sorry!

And neither will I, once I get my hands

on Captain Goof-Beard's treasure.

[menacing laugh]

Yo-ho, crew,

set sail for Harmony-Chord Island!

Aye-aye, Captain Mickey!

♪♪

[both] Yo-ho!

Yo-ho!

Yo-ho... Whoa

♪ Over the ocean and through the waves ♪

♪ There's no Captain who's near as brave ♪

♪ As the one who sails today,
Captain Mickey ♪

[all] ♪ Captain Mickey ♪

♪ Yo-ho
I say yo-ho, let's take a trip ♪

♪ The Jolly Golly is a good old ship ♪

♪ My crew's the best beyond all measure ♪

♪ I can't wait to find some treasure ♪

♪ Yo-ho-ho and what not Captain Mickey ♪

[all] ♪ Captain Mickey ♪

♪ Yo-ho! Captain Mickey
Is strong and true ♪

♪ A pirate's friend, through and through ♪

♪ Captain Mickey ♪

[all] ♪ Captain Mickey ♪

♪ I can brave any storm
While wrestling a fish ♪

♪ Or find any treasure ♪

♪ That's my wish ♪

♪ You... Captain Mickey ♪

[all] ♪ Captain Mickey ♪

♪ That's Captain Mickey ♪

[grunts]

Land ho!

[Goofy] Harmony-Chord Island, dead ahead!

A-hyuck!

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[Pete] Ooh! [chuckles] Catchy tune.

Melodious.

-Oh, boy.
-It's beautiful.

Wonderful!

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

What a wonderful, musical place!

Yeah, it sounds so...

-[rumbling]
-[instruments playing out of tune]

Out of tune!

Wow! That's awful!

We'd better find my grandpappy!

[man] Avast! Yo-ho! Yahoo! Help!

Oh, no! It sounds like
someone's in trouble.

Yep, that'll be Grandpappy!

It came from this way. Come on!

♪♪

Grandpappy?

Little Goofer, me grandlad!

A-hyuck!
Looky, everybody, it's my grandpappy.

And he's stuck in the sound hole
of a giant guitar!

[grunts] That's the second biggest
sound hole I've ever seen.

[note twangs]

Twangy.

Gollyfish, Little Goofer!
Aw, you're a sight for me salty eyes!

Yeah, yeah, that's enough howdy-doing!
Where's the treasure?

I mean, uh, what happened here

and where's the treasure?

Gosh, I was in a big hurry,
searching for me treasure...

So you didn't find it, right?

No, I got stuck in
these silly guitar strings

before I could find anything. [chuckles]

Whew, that's a relief.

Goofy, can we pull your grandpappy down?

I'll do it. Step aside. Out of my way.

[grunts in effort]

[screams]

[grunting]

I'm okay.

Shiver me timbers,

the Captain's
really stuck in that big guitar!

Maybe if we play the guitar,

that would shake Captain Goof-Beard free!

Hmm, when I play a guitar,

I strum it with a guitar pick.

A guitar pick is a little piece of plastic

that you move across
the strings in order to play them.

Oh, sunken dinghies!
Sad to say, I'm plum out of guitar picks!

We need a Mouseketool!

Good idea, Donald! Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Yo-ho, Toodles!"

[sing-song] Yo-ho, Toodles!

Aye-aye.

Pirate Toodles, ready for adventure!

[Mickey] We've got a spyglass, an oar,
a ship's anchor and rope,

and the Mystery Mouseketool.

What could help us strum
the guitar strings like a guitar pick?

[Goof-Beard]
The oar's a big, flat wooden stick.

We could use it like a pick!

[Mickey] Aye-aye!

We've got pirate ears. Say, "Cheers."

♪♪

Okay.
Let's see if we can strum the strings

and shake Captain Goof-Beard free!

Let me give you a lift, Captain!

♪♪

[chord plays]

Almost, Mickey! Give her another yo-ho go!

[chord plays]

One more time!

[chords playing bullfighter song]

Ole!

-[all] [cheer] Yeah!
-[Daisy] Goody, goody, goody.

-Thank-ee, Captain Mickey!
-[chuckles] You're welcome, matey.

[chuckles]
Good to see you, Little Goofer!

You, too, Grandpappy. A-hyuck!

♪♪

♪♪

♪ Oh, Little Goofer
Yer a sight for sore eyes ♪

I am?

♪ I haven't see ya
Since you were pint-sized ♪

That's right!

♪ Ol' Captain Goof-Beard
Is so glad that yer here ♪

♪ I missed my grandsonny all these years ♪

Aw, gosh!

-♪ Oh, Grandpappy, I feel the same ♪
-You do?

♪ It's been a long time
I'm so glad that I came ♪

You are?

♪ I missed you a little
And I missed you a bunch ♪

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[both] ♪ Bologna sandwiches for lunch ♪

[both] A-hyuck!

Oh, great, now we've got two of them!

Thanks for coming, Little Goofer.

Because there be trouble afoot.

Is it the right or left?

[grunts]

Both, and all the toes in between, too!

As you can see, Harmony-Chord Island
is a musical place,

and once in a pirate blue moon,
it has to be tuned.

[tuning]

Just like a banjo.

[strumming scary chords]

Hmm. Gee, I know how to tune my ukulele.

And I know how to tune a car.

But how do you tune a whole island?

-For that, I need me treasure.
-[gasps]

Mark well, me hearties,
if Harmony-Chord Island falls out of tune,

she'll sink to the bottom of the sea!

Argh, that be not goody-good at all!

And I need me treasure
so we can stop that from happening!

Don't worry, Grandpappy, if anyone
can find your treasure, we can!

[rumbling]

[instruments playing out of tune]

Oh, no! Not again!

This is worse than before!

[instruments playing out of tune]

Shiver me timbering timbers!

Abandon ship!
Head for the Xylophone Hills!

[rumbling continues]

[rumbling stops]

[xylophone playing]

Ahoy, mates, here be the map
to me treasure.

-Finally!
-[yells]

Hey! This isn't any kind
of treasure map I've ever seen!

Where's the treasure supposed to be,

where's the "X" that marks the spot?

Well, before we can find the "X,"

we have to find two musical instruments.

A ukulele in the Strum-String Jungle...

[ukulele playing]

...and bongo drums in the Bam-Boom Forest.

[bongo drums playing]

[Goof-Beard] When we play the ukulele
and the bongos together...

[ukulele and bongos playing]

...the location of me treasure
will be revealed!

-[rumbling]
-[instruments playing out of tune]

-[rumbling]
-[instruments playing out of tune]

We don't have much time
before the island sinks.

Let's take a look at the map.

Okay, to find the first
musical instrument, the ukulele,

we have to go to...

The Strum-String Jungle! I'll just
put this away for safe keeping, Captain.

Hey, what are you up to?

Who me? Oh, nothing.

[chuckles nervously]

Just doing my pirate-y best to help!

[growls]

Here's your map back.

Come on, you swabs,
let's go treasure hunting!

Aye-aye, Captain Mickey.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa!

-Whoa!
-[yells]

[xylophone playing]

[xylophone continues playing]

[laughs] That was fun!

Gosh, I didn't know
that side of me was so musical!

[instrument sound]

Come on,
down the xylophone slopes we sail!

[xylophone playing]

[xylophone playing]

[xylophone playing]

To save time,
let's split up into two teams.

We'll go look for the ukulele
in the Strum-String Jungle

and you guys go look for the bongo drums
in the Bam-Boom Forest.

Okay, mateys, let's get yo-ho going

and meet back here with the instruments.

[all] Aye-aye, Captain Mickey!

♪♪

[Pluto barking]

[guitar playing]

[guitar playing]

[guitar playing]

[classical guitar music playing]

Oh, my, what lovely music.

Aye, Minnie.

[music stops]

-[barks]
-[music continues]

[pants] [interested grunts]

[music stops]

-[note plays]
-[startled barks]

[barks]

[music continues]

[music continues]

[music plays off-key]

[music plays off-key]

[music plays off-key]

[music continues off-key]

[Mickey] Pluto, over here!

[Pete laughing]

Silly mutt.

Look!

The ukulele!

[Minnie] [giggles]
That wasn't so hard to find!

-[rumbling]
-Oh!

Shiver me timbers!

The Strum-String Jungle
is starting to sink!

We best hurry!

[rumbling continues]

[instruments playing out of tune]

Oh, no! How are
we going to get to the ukulele now?

[Pluto barks]

[barking continues]

[Mickey]
Attaboy, Pluto! Fetch the ukulele!

[barking]

♪♪

Shipshape work, Pluto!

I'll say!

[whimpers]

And a fine-looking instrument it be!

[growling]

Oh, calm yourself, old sea dog.

I just thought I'd help carry
this here ukulele in my little wagon.

You're welcome.

Good idea, Pegleg Pete.
We wouldn't want to lose it!

-[rumbling]
-[both] Whoa!

-[instruments playing out of tune]
-Yo-ho, righty-o!

-[Mickey] Come on! The island is sinking!
-[barking]

[rumbling continues]

♪♪

[Goofy reading]

That means we'll continue
our pirate adventure next time, mateys.

A-hyuck!

Yo-ho!

Yo-ho!

♪ Yo-ho, Yo-ho ♪

♪ Over the ocean and through the waves ♪

♪ There's no captain who's near as brave ♪

♪ As the one who sails today
Captain Mickey ♪

[all] ♪ Captain Mickey ♪

♪ I can brave any storm while wrestling
A fish or find any treasure ♪

[Pete] ♪ That's my wish! You... ♪

♪ Uh, Captain Mickey ♪

[all] ♪ Captain Mickey ♪

♪♪
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