04x26.5 - A Goofy Fairy Tale Pt. 2

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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04x26.5 - A Goofy Fairy Tale Pt. 2

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[birds chirping]

[laughs] Hey, everybody!
It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

[loon howls]

[laughs] I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,

we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[cheerful music playing]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call.

-Donald!
-Present.

-[announcer] Daisy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Goofy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Pluto!
-[barks]

-[announcer] Minnie!
-[giggles] Here.

-[announcer] Mickey!
-Right here.

♪♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse presents:

[Goofy reading]

[Goofy] When last we met,
my Clubhouse friends and I

wanted to read a bedtime story,
but we couldn't decide which one.

[barks]

[Goofy] I tried to help
with the aid of a magic trick,

but I accidentally
made all the stories disappear.

Golly, I goofed up.

[Goofy] Luckily, Professor Von Drake
knew where they went.

In the Land of Fairy Tales.

But I goofed up again.

Whoa! Oh.

And got trapped inside.

Now, I'm the only one
who can rescue the stories

that are trapped inside a gold storybook.

Along the way I made some new friends.

The knights: Chip Thumb and Dale Thumb.

[Chip] We'll meet you
at the Beast's Castle, Goofyfella.

-[Goofy] The Pied Piper and his Merry Dog.
-[quacking]

[Goofy] And Hansel Mouse and Gretel Mouse.

And a scary witch who wasn't scary at all.

♪ I'm a very nice witch ♪

♪ I've made muffins to share ♪

Yummy!

Oh my! It's moo-arvelous
to have so many visitors!

Tweet, tweet, tweet.

I think they like you

and your merry berry muffins! [laughing]

[giggles] Good work, Goofyfella!

Yes, your goofiness certainly helped me.

Aw, I like being helpful.

That's why I'm here,
to get the gold storybook

and bring it back to my friends
at the Clubhouse.

I just need to find the Beast's Castle!

Oh! Well, I can show you the way!

Sprinkle, sprinkle.

Just follow the path of diamond shapes
through the woods.

Here's some muffins for the road.

Gee, thanks!

I've got to hurry because my friends
want to hear a story before bedtime!

[Mickey] Good luck at the Beast's Castle!

We're gonna stay and visit
with our new friend.

-Goodbye, Goofyfella!
-Tweet, tweet, tweet.

See you later!

♪♪

[yells] Gawrsh!

I bet that's the Beast's Castle!

♪♪

[grunts] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Gee willikers, that path is slippery!

Now how am I gonna climb up
to the Beast's Castle?

Oh, yeah! Maybe a Mouseke-doodle can help.

Uh, I mean, a Mouseketool!

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Goofles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Goofles!

Whoa!

A-hyuck!

[Goofy] Hmm. We've got suction cups

and the Mystery Mouseketool.

Gee, which Mouseketool can we use
to climb up the slippery Crystal Hill?

Can we use suction cups
to climb up the Crystal Hill?

That sounds fun. Let's try it!

We've got Goofy ears, say "Cheers!"

♪♪

These suction cups sure are sticky!

Will you help me
climb up the Crystal Hill?

Oh boy! Let's go!

Everybody stomp your feet
and help me climb up the hill!

Stomp, stomp, stomp!

♪ Dee-dum-deedle-dee-do ♪

♪ The book is golden, and it shows ♪

♪ A heart, a diamond and a crow ♪

Hmm. That doesn't sound right.
How does it go, again?

♪ Dee-dum-deedle
Deedle-dee-do ♪

[Chip and Dale]
Hello! Anybody home?

Aw, forget it! We already tried knocking.

The beast can't hear us.

What should we do? We can't go away now.

We came so far!

♪ Dee-dum-deedle
Deedle-dee-do ♪

Goofyfella!

We're glad you made it!

-Me, too!
-Goofyfella, we need your help!

The beast has Beauty in his castle.

And he won't let her go.

We have to rescue her!

There's only one problem.

We're so small, the beast
can't hear us knocking on his door!

Hmm. Well, maybe if I ring this bell,
it will make a loud noise!

[grunts] Gee, that didn't work.

OK. I'll give it another go.

[grunts] Whoa! Oh, Gawrsh.

I didn't mean for it to be that loud.

I'll go get it!

[yells]

-[laughs] What a goofy fella!
-[squeals] Goofy!

Who dares come to my castle
making such a loud racket?

Humph! Whoever it is must be
very big and very brave!

Oh, goody! Are you here to help me?

We have come to set you free, Beauty!

Release her at once, Beast!

Well, well. What do we have here?

Two tiny knights and a baby dragon.

[evil laugh]

Let Beauty go, you big beast!

Not a chance. She tried to swipe
a rose from my garden.

[Goofy grunting]

[grunting]

And now he's trying to take my bell!

What a couple of crooks.

That's not true!

I didn't try to take anything!

I was only smelling the roses.

And I would never take
anything without asking.

I was just bringing
your bell back to fix it.

And you are?

Goofy-bella, uh,

I mean, Minnie-rella,

I mean... Goofyfella.

I'm helping these brave knights
rescue Beauty!

It's not very nice of you to keep her
locked up in your castle, Mr. Beast, sir.

I know it's not nice. I'm a beast!

[sighs] You see, it just gets so lonely
up here in my castle.

♪ I'm scruffy and I'm tough ♪

♪ I grumble 'cause I'm gruff ♪

♪ I should be in a zoo ♪

♪ Being a beast makes me blue ♪

Sounds like he's gonna howl!

[howls]

♪ My mood is always foul ♪

♪ That's why I need to scowl ♪

♪ I'm not like you or you ♪

♪ Being a beast makes me blue ♪

Well, why not smile instead of frown?

♪ I'm a beast, not a clown ♪

♪ I'm always feelin' down ♪

♪ But what else can I do? ♪

♪ I'm tellin' you, being a beast
It kinda makes me blue ♪

Don't you have any friends?

♪ Oh, I haven't got one friend ♪

♪ My sadness just won't end ♪

♪ Oh, if you only knew ♪

♪ Being a beast makes me blue ♪

♪ I'm tryin' to explain to you ♪

♪ Being, being a beast ♪

♪ Makes me blue ♪

♪ Blue, blue ♪

Oh, I'm sorry, Beauty.

I was just hoping you'd stay
and be my friend.

[Goofy] I've got an idea.

Why don't we invite everybody
in the Land of Fairy Tales

to your castle for a ball?

A ball?

You mean, a big party with music

and happy people and dancing?

Sure! It'll be fun.

I've made lots of new friends here
who would love to come.

And then you can make friends, too!

Ooh, sounds great!

[laughing]
But, uh, I don't know how to dance.

That's OK. I can show you how!

Just watch me do the steps
and follow along.

♪♪

♪♪

I call this my goofy Hot Dog Dance.

A-hyuck!

Well, that looks kind of complicated.
I'm not sure I can...

-Oh!
-Come on and try!

Will you help Beast Pete
do my goofy Hot Dog Dance?

♪♪

All right!

Stand up! Now flap your arms,
bend your knees and kick!

That's it! Flap, bend and kick!

Floop, flip... No hold on.

Flap, bend and kick!

Ooh, hey, I think I'm getting goofy now!

Flap, bend and kick!

Flap, bend and kick!

Flap, bend and kick!

-Wow.
-[gasps, sighs]

Look at him dance!

[giggles]

Great dancing, everybody!

You're a wonderful dancer!

Aw, oh thank you, Beauty.

Um, would you like to come to my ball?

Oh, yes.

How kind of you to invite me.

I just love dancing!

Why, you're not a beast at all.

I think I'd like to have you as a friend!

You would?

You mean, you would like to be my...

Oh... friend?

Rumplestiltskin! You broke the spell!

Alls I needed was someone to be my friend

and see me for who I really am-eth.

I am not a beast, I am a prince! [laughs]

Oh, goody-goody!

Your Highness.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Now, we had better hurry.

We have much to do
if we are going to have a party!

-[all laughing]
-[Clarabelle] Oh, I love to dance.

[all laughing]

Tally-ho.

♪♪

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Come on, little fellas!

[quacking]

Oh my! Now this is a ball!

-[giggles]
-Aw, you said it!

Watch me do my dancing moo-ves!

Tweet, tweet, tweet.

Oh, I'm having so much royal fun.

Why, I think I could
live happily ever after! [laughs]

And it's all thanks to you, Goofyfella.

Aw, shucks!

As a sign of my friendship,

I'm going to give everyone at the ball
one of my special roses.

Oh, goody!

How pretty! Thank you.

And now... [clears throat]

...I should like to do something

extra special for my friend
who taught me how to dance.

What can I do for you, Goofyfella?

Gee thanks, Your High and Mightiness.

I'd like to ask you
for the gold storybook.

I was sent to find it at your castle,

so my friends back at the Clubhouse
can hear a story before bedtime!

A gold storybook you say?

Well, it must be in my library.

Come insideth and I'll show you!

Golly, I've never seen
so many books before.

You may have any book
you would like, but only one!

So choose wisely.

Gawrsh, I can't goof up now.

I've got to find the gold storybook.

What does the gold storybook look like?

Well, it's golden
and it's decorated with some shapes.

Hmm, now what shapes were they?

A heart, a diamond and... some toes?

Naw, that's not right.

Help me sing the song to remember!

♪ The book is golden, and it shows ♪

♪ A heart, a diamond and a... ♪

Rose!

Yeah, there it is!

But how are you going to get
the gold storybook down

from all the way up there?

Gee, I hope Goofles
has something to help us.

Let's call him!

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Goofles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Goofles!

[chuckles]

-[gasps]
-Whoa!

[grunting]

[Goofy] Golly, all we've got left
is the Mystery Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Mystery Mouseketool!"

[all] Mystery Mouseketool!

[Goofy]
What's today's Mystery Mouseketool?

A bunch of balloons.

[Daisy] Will the balloons help
Goofyfella fly high enough

to reach the gold storybook?

[Pete] That's just goofy enough to work!
Let's try it!

[Goofy] Oh boy!
We picked all our Mouseketools!

Say "Super Cheers!"

♪♪

Whoa! Here I go!

Be careful!

I sure will! This is fun!

Help me get the gold storybook.

Hold out your hand and...
reach, reach, reach!

We got it!

Uh-oh, now I can't get down.

Whoa!

Help!

Oh dear! What should we do?

Coming to the rescue!

We'll get you down. We just need
something to pop the balloons...

One at a time!

I bet my magic wand will do the trick!

Use it to pop the balloons.

Whoa!

Whoa.

A-hyuck! Whoa.

Almost there. A-hyuck!

Whoops. [grunts]

Oh, goody-goody-goody!

Great job!

Aw, thanks!

My pals back at the Clubhouse
are gonna be so proud.

I got the gold storybook.

Do pardon me for saying so,
but it's getting late.

Now that you have the gold storybook,
you'd better get home.

Uh, you're right! My friends
are waiting for a bedtime story!

But, uh, how am I gonna
get back from here?

[gasps] I've got a terrific idea!

[chuckles] Follow me!

Wowie! Good news tonight, everybody!

The remote control is a-okey dokey OK.

-It is fixed!
-Oh boy!

Will it open the magical door
to the Land of Fairy Tales?

Let's why don't we try it out?

♪♪

[all cheering]

-[Mickey] Hooray!
-[Minnie] Oh goody!

Isn't that something!

Von Drake is still a genius!

Ho-ho-ho!

Gosh, I wonder if Goofy's OK.

Where could he be?

It's been so long.

Maybe Goofy didn't find
the gold storybook.

I knew it!

The Goof must have goofed up!

That means we won't have
any more bedtime stories.

Oh dear! Mickey, now I'm worried.

What should we do?

[shouting]

-[whines]
-Wow!

Here comes Goofy, on a dragon!

What? That's unbelievable!

♪♪

[shouting]

Whoo-hoo! I see you made
some kind of wild friend there, Mr. Goofy!

I sure did! Thanks for the ride
to the Clubhouse, Rosalie!

Rosalie? Who's Rosalie?

Zooey's mama gave me a ride home.

[grunting]

[giggles]

That's a big mama.

Have a safe flight back to the castle.

[whinnies]

Gawrsh, I'm back in my jammies.

Boy, oh boy, I'm glad to be home.

And look what I've brought with me.

-How pretty!
-Look at that!

-You got it!
-[Pluto grunts]

My, oh my. Hoo-hoo!

There it is, the gold storybook!

Here you go, Mickey.

Just in time for us to hear
a story before beddy-bye!

Hot dog! I knew you could do it, Goofy!

Come on, everybody!

Let's take the gold storybook
back to our library.

♪♪

Wait for the Professor!

Now then, to return the fairy tales

back into your books there,

what you gonna need to do
is open up the gold storybook.

Oh, are all our stories inside?

Let's see!

-[all exclaiming]
-How about that?

Golly, that's magical!

Look! All our stories
are back in their books!

Oh, goody-goody!

How did Goofy do it?

Yes, Goofy, tell us
how you got the gold storybook!

Well, uh, let's see.

Where do I begin?

Oh, yeah! A-hyuck!

"Once upon a time, Goofyfella",
that's me...

"...made some friends
in the Land of Fairy Tales.

There were two knights
who were tiny, but very brave."

[Minnie] Oh, how cute!

[Goofy] "There was a Pied Piper

who learned that it's fun
to be a little goofy."

[Donald] Hey, that looks like me!

[Goofy] "Then there was a witch
who looked scary,

but was really nice and a good cook, too!"

[Mickey]
Oh boy! She made muffins to share!

[Goofy] "And I'll never forget
the Beast who seemed beastly."

[Daisy] Ew!

[Goofy] "But was truly a prince!"

[Daisy] Oh. He has a great smile.

[Mickey] Oh, gosh!
You made a lot of fairy-tale friends!

[Goofy] Yes, siree!

I guess I helped them all
in my own goofy way.

And then they helped me!

And that's how a goofy fella like me
got the Gold Storybook!

A-hyuck!

Aw, Goof! That's why we like you.
Because you're Goofy!

We love you just the way you are!

Aw, shucks!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hoo boy! What a wonderful story!

-It sure was!
-[yawns]

The Professor is sleepy.

It's time for tired Ludwig
to go to bed now.

Nighty-night, everybody!

-Good night, Professor.
-Nighty-night, Professor.

-Sleep tight.
-Don't let the bedbugs bite.

[Pluto barks]

Thanks for helping Goofy
get the gold storybook

from the Land of Fairy Tales.

We had a great...

...uh, I mean, a goofy adventure.

A-hyuck! And we had a lot of fun, too!

[giggles] Now, before we all go to bed,

there's one more fun thing to do!

Stand up

and do the Hot Dog Dance
with us in your jammies!

♪♪

♪ Hot dog ♪

[barking]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

Come on, everybody,
do the Hot Dog Dance, just like me.

Flap your arms like a bird
and kick out your legs.

A-hyuck! That's the way!

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day
What you waitin' for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

Gawrsh, my story really
tuckered me out!

♪ So long for now
From Mickey Mouse ♪

Thanks for the bedtime story,
Goof.

-♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪
-Sweet dreams everybody!

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

Good night, everybody.

[all snoring]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

♪ Goofy got the stories
For you and for me ♪

♪ 'Cause he's so goofy
We end happily ♪

♪ Inside this book
You can find lots of things ♪

♪ Like tiny knights
Who ride dragons with wings ♪

♪ And a beauty
A beast ♪

♪ And a silver bell ♪

♪ Oh, we've got
A lot of stories here to tell ♪

-[Minnie giggles] Oh!
-[Mickey] Aw.
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