01x16 - Sparks vs. Sparks/Poochy Playdate

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "SuperKitties". Aired: January 11, 2023 – present.*
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In the fictional city of Kittydale, an indoor playground called the Purr'N'Play is where children play, sometimes with the place's resident cats Ginny, Sparks, Buddy, and Bitsy.
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01x16 - Sparks vs. Sparks/Poochy Playdate

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[MEOWS]

NARRATOR: The world thinks
they're just adorable kitties,

but when trouble comes knocking,
they transform into...

AUTOMATED VOICE: [SINGS]
Kitty cat, kitty cat

Kitty cat, kitty cat

AMAZING SINGER: Superkitties!
[THEME SONG PLAYING]

Meow!

When there's chaos in the air

Don't you worry, don't despair

Evildoers best beware

They're Superkitties, meow!

They're brave, they're smart

They're strong, they're kind

And with their talents combined

They're Superkitties, meow!

SPARKS: "The SuperKitties
and Sparks versus Sparks."

Look.
Aren't you the fluffiest little kitty?

[CHUCKLES]
White dot, yes. Hey, where'd it go?

I'll catch it. Ha! Huh?

I'm coming. Gotcha. What?

Phew.

All this running around
is making me hungry.

-I'm gonna look for something to eat.
-Bring me back a fishy cr*cker, please.

You got it, brother.

Hey, Sam. I got a joke for you.

What kind of clock does a pigeon have?

A coo-coo clock. Get it?

'Cause pigeons go, "Coo, coo."

-[LAUGHS]
-[COOING]

You tell that joke every day, Eddie,
but it's always funny.

[HUMMING]

Hey. There's Sparks.
I'm gonna tell him the joke.

He'll love it. Hey, Sparks.
Yoo-hoo. Up here.

What kind of clock does a pigeon have?

A coo-coo clock. Get it?

Not even a chuckle.

Well, I guess he was just in a hurry
to get that big bag of stuff.

Oh, silly me.
I almost forgot to put out kitty treats.

My kitty treats! They're gone!

Did Sparks just steal kitty treats?

Now that's coo-coo.
Sparks would never steal.

[CHUCKLES]

Would he?

Come here. Got you.

AUTOMATED VOICE: [SINGS]
Kitty cat, kitty cat

Kitty cat, kitty cat

ALL: [ALL EXCLAIMING]
It's the SuperKitty call.

-Hey, Sparks, where's my fishy cr*cker?
-Sorry. I forgot.

AUTOMATED VOICE: [SINGS]
Kitty cat, kitty cat

Kitty cat, kitty cat

Kitty cat, kitty cat

Kitty cat, kitty cat

AMAZING SINGER: Adorable they may be

But trouble's no match, you see

They're felines who fearlessly
respond to the call

Ginny!

Sparks!

Buddy!

[CHUCKLES]

Hey. Where'd you go, little white dot?

Oopsy kitty!

And Bitsy

SuperKitties!

Sparks, power up the SuperKitty Comm.
Let's see who needs our help.

SuperKitties. Thank goodness.

Wow, Sparks.
How'd you get back from there so fast?

-What do you mean?
-Sam and Eddie, what's going on?

Well, there's a big problem
at Chef Marci's treat truck.

All of her kitty treats
have been stolen.

Oh, no. That's terrible.

-Yeah, you would know.
-We saw you steal them.

-What? Sparks?
-No way.

But I wasn't
at Chef Marci's treat truck today.

And even if I was,
I'd never steal treats.

-You kitties believe me, right?
-Yes.

-Of course, bro.
-SuperKitties believe each other.

-What do you think, Sam?
-Let me take a better look.

Hmm.

Nope. It was definitely
you stealing those treats.

Something strange is going on
and we're going to figure it out.

Don't worry, Sparks. We believe you.

Paws in, SuperKitties!

We're brave!

We're smart!

We're strong!

We're kind!

SuperKitties, go!

Meow!

Where did that bag of kitty treats go?

Who could have taken
Chef Marci's treats?

-We know it wasn't Sparks.
-SuperKitty Kit, meow!

I'm gonna scan the area for clues.
Maybe the thief dropped a treat.

Those treats couldn't
have just walked away.

They could if a SuperKitty took them.

-[COUGHS] Sparks.
-Sparks didn't take those treats.

Yeah. He was with us all morning.

Except for when
he went looking for snacks.

A-ha!

Sparks could've gone out,
stolen the treats, and come back.

And you wouldn't even have known.

Whoever stole those treats
didn't leave any clues.

Kitty cat, kitty cat

-It's another SuperKitty call.
-SuperKitty Kit, activate screen.

-SuperKitties, help!
-Peanut, what's wrong?

What's wrong? You just took
my favorite doggy bandana.

What? I didn't take your bandana.

Kitty cat, kitty cat

It's another SuperKitty call.
Hold on, Peanut.

SuperKitties, you've gotta help.

That purple SuperKitty
just took my tuna.

-Not cool, SuperKitty.
-Definitely not cool.

I did not take your tuna, Whiskers.

We're going to
get to the bottom of this.

Yeah. And we'll find out
who took your tuna.

And your bandana, Peanut.

And don't forget Chef Marci's treats.

I don't know what's going on.
I didn't take any of those things.

-We know you didn't, Sparks.
-But he could have.

He did just fly away to
"look for clues."

Hey, if Sparks said he didn't take
that stuff, then we believe him.

Let's split up.
We need more information.

Sparks, you go talk to Peanut.
I'll talk to Whiskers.

Buddy and Bitsy, you stay here
and see what you can find out.

We'll get to the bottom of this, Sparks,
and find out what's going on.

[BARKING]

It's okay, Peanut.
I just have a few questions.

Can you describe exactly what happened?

You and I were playing,

and you took my doggy bandana
and put it in your big bag.

But I don't have a big bag.

Yeah, that purple SuperKitty
just took my tuna and ran away.

Wait. He ran away? He didn't fly away
on his SuperKitty Kit?

No. I don't think he even had
his SuperKitty Kit with him.

Hmm.

Sorry. I didn't see or hear anything.
I was busy chewing on my toy.

-Okay, thanks.
-Yeah, thanks.

-Now what?
-What did you say?

We've gotta find something
to prove Sparks didn't do this.

CHIBI: Help!

-Hey. That sounds like Chibi. Come on.
-Help!

Help! SuperKitties!

That purple SuperKitty,

he swiped my yarn ball
and then he ran away laughing like this.

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

That doesn't sound right.
He laughs like... He-he.

But never...

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

SuperKitties are not thieves.

If you're so sure,
where is he right now?

-Whoa. Hi again, SuperKitty.
-Hey, Harpo.

Wait. What do you mean, "Hi again"?

What do you mean,
"What do you mean?" I just saw you.

You did? That must be the thief.
Which way did I go?

-That way.
-Stop, thief!

SuperKitties, I need you.

Go, SuperKitties!

There's a fake Sparks
who looks just like me.

But he's got a big bag of stolen stuff.
And he doesn't have a SuperKitty Kit.

We need to help Sparks
stop the fake Sparks. Let's go!

All right, whoever you are.
Stop! There's nowhere to run.

[MEOWS]

Yowzer! That fake Sparks is sneaky.

Looks like I'll have to be
even sneakier.

Over here.

-It's Sparks.
-Hey, bro.

Wait. That Sparks
has a big bag full of stuff,

and he doesn't have his SuperKitty Kit.

-Hey, not bro.
-After him.

Bitsy Boots, blast off!

Furball Blitz!

You can't get away from us, fake Sparks.

Yarn!

-Oopsy kitty!
-It's okay.

Go get him, Ginny.

Paws out, claws out.

Who are you
and why are you pretending to be Sparks?

Oh! [SNIFFS] Mmm.

Tuna!

Not so fast, not so SuperKitty.

Whoa. Do you see what I see?

If you see two Sparks, then yes.

Oh, maybe the real Sparks
didn't steal everything.

But which one is the real one?

Definitely that one. No, wait. That one.

No, no, no. That one.
Ugh, I have no idea.

-Who's the real Sparks?
-I can't even tell who's my own brother.

Oh, no, you don't, fake SuperKitty.

Activate Yarn blaster!

-Sparks caught Sparks.
-But which Sparks?

Uh...

Help me. I'm the hero.

Hey. I do not sound like that.

I know you don't,
'cause I'm the real SuperKitt-ay.

There's only one villain
who says SuperKitt-ay.

[ALL GASP]

Cat Burglar!

Cat Burglar, not Sparks

Cat Burglar, why did you dress up
like a SuperKitty to steal things?

What better way to get some goodies?

No one is going to stop a SuperKitt-ay.

Stealing things is bad enough,
Cat Burglar.

But doing it while you're
disguised as a SuperKitty?

-[CHUCKLES] Smooth, right?
-Wrong.

It felt awful having everyone
think I stole their things.

I'm just glad my friends
always believed in me.

[SIGHS] I never thought it would
make you feel so bad.

Sorry.

We never should've doubted you.
Eddie, what were you thinking?

-Me? It was you.
-Anyway...

We're sorry.

Thanks, everyone. I'm just glad I'm back
to being the only me around here.

Sorry.

When Cat Burglar dressed up
like Sparks to steal things,

almost everyone thought
he was the real Sparks.

There they are. Now, how did those
kitty treats get there?

But not us SuperKitties, because we
know that Sparks would never do that.

SuperKitties believe their friends,
and I'm taking that to heart.

Hey. I got a joke for you.
What kind of clock does a pigeon have?

A coo-coo clock.

[ALL LAUGHING]

-Now he's the real deal.
-That's my bro.

BUDDY: "The SuperKitties
and the Poochy Playdate."

Oh, Quacksley, I'm so looking forward to

playtime with
my first ever puppy friend.

And there she is.

[BARKS] Hi, Mr. Puppypaws.
Wanna come play with us?

Us?

Why, yes. I'd love to.

Not. This was supposed
to be our special playtime.

Just her and me.
I don't want to share her.

[SQUEAKS]

Quacksley, you're brilliant.

Bacon! All dogs will follow
that smell anywhere.

Unless they can't smell it.

Ooh, Ms. Poochytail!
I have a surprise for you.

Close your eyes.

-Uh, what is this?
-It's a decoration for your nose.

You look splendid.

Thanks. But I can't smell anything.

Precisely.
A sparkly bow that keeps smells out.

It's all the rage in doggy fashion.

-Really?
-Come on. Let's play.

Come, Quacksley.
Time to put my plan into action.

All I need is this.

As soon as those dogs sniff
the scrumptious smell of bacon,

they'll follow it far away.

Except Ms. Poochytail, of course.
She won't smell a thing.

Then she and I can have

our special playdate all to ourselves.

-[ALL SNIFFING]
-Bacon. I smell bacon.

[SNIFFING]

-I smell bacon.
-Bacon!

That's right. Follow that scent.

[LAUGHING]

Where'd everybody go?

Brother time
It's brother time

With the number one
super fun brother of mine

-Can I play?
-Sure. The more the merrier.

Your ball, Bitsy.

Heads-up, Buddy.

It's brother time.

That means this game's
just for me and Sparks.

-No other friends allowed.
-No fair.

We've had plenty of brother time.
Let's let Bitsy play with us.

-Thanks, Sparks.
-But this is our game, our time.

I don't want to share you.

Buddy, she wants to play.
We should let her.

Hey, is everything okay?

-Bitsy wanted to join our game.
-But we were having brother time.

AUTOMATED VOICE: [SINGS]
Kitty cat, kitty cat

ALL: [ALL EXCLAIMING]
It's the SuperKitty call.

AUTOMATED VOICE: [SINGS]
Kitty cat, kitty cat

Kitty cat, kitty cat

Kitty cat, kitty cat

Kitty cat, kitty cat

AMAZING SINGER: Adorable they may be

But trouble's no match, you see

They're felines who fearlessly
respond to the call

Ginny!

Sparks!

Buddy!

[MEOWS]

[SINGER CLEARING THROAT]

Oopsy kitty!

And Bitsy

SuperKitties!

Sparks, power up the SuperKitty Comm.
Let's see who needs our help.

-SuperKitties.
-Sam and Eddie, is anything wrong?

Yes. Do you hear that?

-I don't hear anything.
-Exactly. This is a dog park.

But there's no barking,
no woofs, no howls.

You know, the park is
a pretty peaceful place now.

-I don't have a problem with this.
-Lulu! Where are you?

Dogs are missing, Sam. It is a problem.

-Help, SuperKitties.
-Don't worry. We're on it.

Where did all the doggies go?

I don't know, Bitsy.
But we're going to find them.

Paws in, SuperKitties!

-We're brave!
-We're smart!

-We're strong!
-We're kind!

SuperKitties, go!

Meow!

Doggies.

We found them. That was easy.
Now let's go home.

Yay! Then we can go back
to playing together, right?

Hold on. First, let's see
where those dogs are going.

[DOGS BARKING]

Excuse me, Mr. Doggy?
Where are you all going?

Must follow bacon.

Huh? [SNIFFS]

-That's a bacon smell, all right.
-But why are the dogs running after it?

Because to dogs,
bacon is the best smell ever.

Well, we'd better find out
where the bacon smell is coming from.

Follow that bacon smell!

[ALL GIGGLING]

Samesies.

Samesies?

-Hey, Buddy. Are you okay?
-Not really.

-You want to talk about it?
-Maybe later. We better catch up.

Is that bacon smell coming
from Mr. Puppypaws' stroller?

Yes. But what do you think he's up to?

If he's behind this,
it's gotta be trouble.

Trouble? That's never stopped us before.

SuperKitties, follow that stroller.

Go, go
SuperKitties, go

Faster, faster
Can't be slow

Gotta run, gotta scoot
when we're in pursuit

Can't let 'em get away
Gotta go, go, go, go, go

-Hey
-And we won't give up

-Hey
-No matter what

No matter what

No stopping us
Meow

No stopping us, no stopping us

No stopping us
Meow!

No stopping us, no stopping us

No stopping us
Meow

No stopping us, no stopping us

No stopping us
Meow

No stopping us, no stopping us

And we won't give up, no matter what

No stopping us
Meow

SuperKitties are a perfect team
No chase that we face is too extreme

And we never let 'em get away
Us SuperKitties always save the day

So when you see us on the move

Join in the song
and get in on the groove

There's no stopping us, no stopping us
No stopping us, no stopping us

Meow!

[DOGS BARKING]

Where's Mr. Puppypaws going?

That giant warehouse!

We'd better stop him
before he leads the dogs right into it.

Paws out, claws out.

I have an idea. Activate Yarn blaster.

-Yes!
-Sweet!

Where'd the bacon smell go?

Uh-oh.

-They're locked in.
-You better let those dogs go, Mr...

[GASPS] There's no Mr. Puppypaws.

AMAZING SINGER: No Mr. Puppypaws!

Mr. Puppypaws, your stroller's
been doing some weird stuff today.

I know. I was controlling it.

What's that thing on your nose?

Oh, yes, this.
The most ingenious part of my plan.

You see, I used my Yum-Yum Smello-
Blaster to blast the smell of bacon.

That explains the giant bacon fan.

Every dog in Kittydale
has followed that scent,

but this very stylish clip
stopped the bacon scent

from reaching my nose.

-It is very stylish.
-Thank you.

Which means I didn't chase it,
and neither did my friend.

Come on, Mr. Puppypaws.
Let's keep playing.

Be right there, Ms. Poochytail.

Now she and I have
the whole park to ourselves.

You can't just trick all the dogs
and lock them in some warehouse.

It's so much more than a warehouse.

-There's toys, lots of them.
-I miss my human.

I don't care how many toys there are.
They still miss their humans.

Not my problem.

Then we'll just have
to set them free ourselves.

[SCOFFS] Good luck.
You'll never find the key.

Found the key. Under the doormat.

Of course.
That's where everyone hides their keys.

Let's save them.

Bitsy, wanna see
if you can open the door?

Okay.

Something is definitely bothering Buddy.

Ginny, let's set those doggies free.

Mimi, I'm coming home.

-Thank you, SuperKitty.
-You're welcome.

Good work, team.
Now let's go find Mr. Puppypaws.

Meow!

[CHUCKLES] My perfect plan for
perfect playtime is going perfectly.

-You ready to play now?
-Yes.

But first, I have another gift for you.

A rope toy. The perfect toy for two.

Our friends!

Hey, Rex. I haven't seen you all day.

Lulu!

No, no, no, no, no!

Mr. Puppypaws!

AMAZING SINGER: Finally, Mr. Puppypaws!

You know the SuperKitties?

Yes. Unfortunately.

And you also know it was wrong
to use that bacon smell

to lead all the dogs to the warehouse.

Did you really do that?

It was more of a puppy play zone,

but yes.

Is that why you gave me this?

So I wouldn't smell the bacon,
and I'd stay here?

Maybe.

That was not very nice, Mr. Puppypaws.

But I only did it
so I could play with you.

-Just you and me, and no other doggies.
-That sounds familiar.

I wanted playtime
to be our time, brother.

Just you and me, no one else.

Even if I play with everyone,
that doesn't mean I like you any less.

You're still my best friend.

And that's what I was trying to
tell you. You'll always be my brother.

-My best friend.
-So that's what you were upset about?

-So glad you two worked things out.
-Me too.

Aw.

Look, Mr. Puppypaws.

Ta-da!

Now all us dogs can play together.

[CHUCKLES]

Mr. Puppypaws felt upset when
Ms. Poochytail played with other dogs.

Just like Buddy got upset when
Sparks said I could play with them.

But it's okay for your friend
to play with other friends.

It doesn't mean they don't
want to play with you too.

And if you all play together,
that can be even more fun.

And I'm taking that to heart.

Hey, Bitsy. Sorry I left you out before.

-Wanna play with us?
-Yeah!

[SUPERKITTIES GIGGLING]

The silence was nice while it lasted.

I kind of like barks in the park.

[BOTH LAUGH]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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