12x04 - Disgruntled

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"An open letter to the management
of Ocean View Golf Club."

"I'm writing this letter to address
numerous complaints."

"The food is not good."

"We get packaged turkey roll
instead of real deli turkey."

"Never had a piece of bread
in this club that wasn't stale."

"Shirts have to be tucked in
at all times?"

Come on. "And your management style
leaves something to be desired."

"Shame. Shame on you."
Signed, "Disgruntled".

Who wrote this?

Who doesn't like turkey roll?
Who don't like tucking shirt?

Who is Disgruntled?

Is it you, funny guy?

I will find who is Disgruntled.

Takahashi, he ripped it right off the
bulletin board and then accused me.

- Was it you?
- No.

It is something you would kind of do,
you have to admit.

I am not Disgruntled.

I mean, I'm disgruntled,
but I'm not Disgruntled.

Great news. Willie Geist wants
to do a profile of you.

- No kidding.
- Yeah, the Sunday Morning Show.

That's a good show.

Because of Atlanta,
everyone wants you.

The cause celeb.

You know what? I'll do that.

- Great.
- I really like him.

Hello, everybody.
I will be your server for today.

What can I get started for you guys?

- I'm thinking scrambled eggs.
- Yes, me too.

We are actually already
on to the lunch menu.

What?


to the lunch menu, so…

- I mean, it's 11:10.
- That's not 11:00.

What's the difference?
It's just eggs.

I mean, those are the rules.
What am I supposed to do?

What's going on in the kitchen
after 11:00?

What happens in those 10 minutes?
What are they doing?

We have to draw the line somewhere.

Such a limited menu.

It's like a Broadway play where
they have to put in a new set.

And so now they're putting in
the lunch set.

It's just those are the rules.

I can't eat a beet pear salad
at 11:00 AM.

Okay, you know what? I see there's
a Cobb salad on the menu, right?

- There are eggs in the Cobb salad?
- Correct.

Okay, so take the eggs
from the Cobb salad,

take the bacon from the Cobb salad
and put it on some toast.

I see what you're trying to do there.
You're looking for a breakfast loophole.

It's not gonna work. And you're
not the first person to try.

I'm not the first person to try
the breakfast loophole.

It was Five Easy Pieces, remember?
With Jack Nicholson.

Do me a favor. Will you just ask?

- I can ask.
- Thank you.

And as long as you're asking,
I brought my own eggs.

- Could you give these to the chef?
- You brought these from home?

Yes, 'cause they're organic. The ones
you have are full of antibiotics.

They've done it for me before.

The chef knows that our eggs
are not good enough for you,

and he knows that you like eating
breakfast after 11:00?

Yeah.

I will go and see
what he says about all that.

- And I'll report back.
- Thank you very much.

Most restaurants have an omelet
on the menu for lunch, too.

This should have been
in the Disgruntled letter.

That should've been in the letter. You
know what else Disgruntled missed?

- The bad eggs.
- They inject them with antibiotics.

Found that it gives men breasts.
Larry could grow breasts.

The thought of Larry with breasts,
I can't.

I'd be pretty cute.
Pretty, pretty, pretty cute.

So have you been since
you stopped working?

It's a struggle, you know?
But I go to the meetings,

and Cyrus is incredible, my sponsor.

Big bear of a man.
Looks like Hoss from Bonanza.

And he thinks we should go
to couples' therapy.

- What?
- He suggested it.

What do you think? You ever been
to couples' therapy?

No. We haven't really needed it.
Although, it can't hurt.

I want to do it very, very badly.

- Larry, I think it's a great idea.
- No, it's a horrible idea.

Why?

It doesn't do anything.
It's a waste of time.

It does something.
I need it for my recovery.

I really need it. I think
it's a crucial part of my recovery.

Please, let's do the therapy.

No changes for six months.
Can you promise me that, Larry?

Six months?

- All right!
- Good.

Look at you, huh?
I have a referral.

Saved the Janowitz's marriage,
this woman.

That's what you need,
is to be like the Janowitz's.

You should be so lucky
to be as happy as the Janowitz's.

- The eggs have arrived, everybody.
- Here we go.

Excuse me. Eggs after 11:00?
What is this?

- I will be right with you. Sorry.
- I'd like some eggs.

Well, if he's getting eggs,
I want an omelet.

See what you did? This is what
happens when you break the rules.

Well, it's a stupid rule, okay?
Eggs are an all-day food.

By the way, I ordered pancakes.

Yeah, your wife actually changed your
order while you were in the restroom.

- Much healthier.
- Thank you, once again.

Some butter?

I want scrambled eggs, too!

The caftan business.
You got to be A.D.A. compliant.

I think this Willie Geist thing
is gonna be good for you.

- Really?
- I really do.

Hold on. I got to tell you something.

I'm Disgruntled. It's me.

- I'm Disgruntled.
- You're kidding. You wrote that sh*t?

I wrote it. Did you notice it was
all the stuff we've talked about?

You tacked that thing up
like you were Martin Luther.

But no one can ever know.
I'll get kicked out of the club.

Don't worry,
I'm not gonna say a word.

I'm not worried about you.

It's the best thing
you've ever done in your life.

- You think so?
- Yeah, I do.

- Have I done any other good things?
- No.

- So, this is the only one?
- This is the only decent thing.

Well, I'm Disgruntled.

- What are you guys talking about?
- None of your business!

- Come on!
- You know what?

That should be on your tombstone,
"I'm Disgruntled".

So, I took in this Black family
after Hurricane Katrina,

and the guy's still living there.

- l'm sure he's around somewhere.
- That was really big of you, Larry.

You've become
kind of a liberal darling.

They love you on MSNBC,
I'll tell you that.

Get the hell out of here!

So you knew, Larry, when you
handed out that bottle of water

you were breaking the law?

Yeah, of course.
Are you kidding? Of course.

And you're gonna plead not guilty?

Absolutely. It's such a stupid law.

I mean, how could I do
anything but that?

I'll take it to the Supreme Court
if I have to.

- Supreme Court?
- Oh, yeah.

I think this is gonna work pretty well.
You and I will talk in the interview.

Be loose like this.
You tell your story.

Think if it's all right with you,
we can do it here.

There's a lot of beautiful space.

And I've been talking to a bunch
of people.

Everybody's got something to say
about you.

Although one person did call you
an assh*le.

Who? Who called me an assh*le?

- Could do it in here.
- Who called me an assh*le?

Larry, we're not gonna do this, okay?
I don't give up my sources.

I need you to respect my journalistic
integrity right now.

Journalistic integrity?

Where's the integrity of telling me that
somebody called me an assh*le?

It's a small part of a larger story.
I have to tell the full picture.

But it's a universal fact that everybody
is called an assh*le!

I'm sure Mother Teresa was called
an assh*le by someone.

- I doubt that, Larry.
- I don't doubt it.

Somebody must have said: "Oh,
he's so good. What an assh*le!"

"Oh, look at Miss Perfect helping
the lepers." Come on!

And I'm not giving you the source,
so we can just drop it, Larry.

That's it.

You don't have to give me the source.
It was Ted Danson.

- I just saw that.
- No.

That's a tell.
That was a look away. I saw it.

That's not a look away.
That's a let's move along.

It's not Ted.
That's all I'm gonna say.

Forget it. I know who it was.
I can't believe it.

Who do you think it is?

It was Troy,
the deaf actor at the club.

Troy Kotsur, the guy who won
the Oscar for CODA?

Yeah, yeah. I hit him with a golf ball
because I couldn't yell "fore".

And I threw a bagel at him, too.

What, do you think he signed to me
that you're an assh*le?

Totally. Yeah.

Larry, let me ask you a question,
as long as we're talking about the club.

Are you Disgruntled?

Disgruntled?
You know about Disgruntled?

When a guy puts a note
on the locker room door

and there's a fight inside the club
there's something there.

I am most certainly not Disgruntled
with a capital D.

I'm disgruntled with a small D, Willie.

How could you be a human being
and not be small D disgruntled?

Well, you're coming at me with some
big D Disgruntled energy right here.

I am not big D.
Little D all the way.

You sure about that, Larry?

Yeah, I'm sure.

Okay.

I'm excited.

I feel happy we're doing this
as a couple.

I have a structured settlement,
But I need cash now.

- All right, come on.
- What?

- Come on, stop singing that.
- I can't stop it.

You put it in my head.
I sang it yesterday in the car.

Do the other guy. I'll be the woman.

I have a structured settlement,
But I need cash now.

Okay. Hi, Larry.

- Melanie?
- Yes!

Are you kidding me? What?

I thought I was seeing
Melanie Stainback.

Stainback is my maiden name, and
I just kept it professionally

because it was too much to change
everything and confuse everybody.

- So, Turner's my married name.
- You know each other.

Her husband was a writer on Seinfeld.
Hobie Turner.

- Larry and I go way back.
- I'm sorry about this.

It's a total misunderstanding.
We'll just take off.

- Why? No, no, no. Let's go.
- Come on!

Larry, I promise, everything that
happens in here is 100% confidential.

- So awkward, though.
- Let's go.

- You sure?
- You want a mint?

It's gonna be fine.
You must be Irma.

- I am!
- I love your necklace.

There's another thing he does.

He has a thing about
phallic-shaped vegetables.

We're in a market. I see him just
stroking, stroking an eggplant.

- Are you insane?
- He's stroking cucumbers.

I'd eat a cucumber if it was square.
I don't care that it's phallic shaped.

Bell peppers.
All of this thing with food.

Bell peppers?
What are you bringing this up for?

Larry, it's all right.
This is a safe space, I promise you.

We talked about this.

Does your husband have
a very low-hanging scrotal sac?

- A lot of guys do.
- Oh my God.

How long is it? When he goes to the
bathroom in the night, can I just say…

No, you can't just say!

I hear them slapping on his thighs.

It sounds like, you know,
a flip-flop in a Mexican resort.

This is just nonsense.
Is this why we're in therapy?

So you could bring up long balls?

I know her husband!
You're embarrassing me!

No. In this room,
I am not your friend.

I'm not your coworker's wife.
I am your therapist. Okay?

It looks like our time is up.
We should go to lunch.

Great!

I know Hobie would love to see you.
It's been such a long time.

We could catch up.
How's this Sunday?

Yes. You'll come to the club
and be our guests.

Great. Wouldn't that be fun? Larry?

- He's always free.
- Wonderful.

I'll put us all on a text chain.

We'll work out the details.

Wonderful meeting you.
Same time next Tuesday.

- Oh my gosh.
- What are the odds?

She's wonderful.

I mean, she's not a magician
with you two, but you know.

You two are so good, huh?
What's that dig?

He's never f*cking home.
I mean, he is never home.

He's at the club day and night,

and I don't really mind.
I'm perfectly happy to have him gone.

But the issue is he hates
the f*cking place.

Can I tell her about the letter?
He wrote a letter.

- He wrote a whole long list.
- What the f*ck are you doing?

Do not go into my letter.

This is a place where you talk
about what's private, Jeff.

He wrote a letter, and he won't
even sign his own name!

- He signs, "Disgruntled".
- I was disgruntled!

And I don't want to talk about
the letter anymore. No more letter.

Like I said before,
this is a completely safe space,

and if Susie wants to talk about this,
we need to talk about it.

Anyway, I'm at my wit's end,
because…

What's going on over there?
You guys hear the sneeze?

- I don't think so.
- I just heard a sneeze.

If I heard the sneeze,
they can hear us.

- Hey, who's over there?
- I think it's a doctor's office.

And another thing, I'm all about warmth
and closeness and intimacy.

He's a cold f*cking fish.
He never wants to cuddle.

I mean, what kind of person
doesn't want to cuddle with me?

Wait, I heard that one.

- What are you doing?
- Velcheck?

What? Who is he?

He's the guy in the next office!
He's best friends with Takahashi.

- He heard everything we said.
- So what?

I'm gonna be outed as Disgruntled.
You had to talk about the letter!

I thought the whole session
was very helpful.

Arnold Velcheck, right there
on the board, next office over.

- Velcheck, from the club?
- Yeah.

And Susie yammered on and on
about the Disgruntled letter.

Now I don't know for sure
if he heard that,

but I wish I could get in there
and see how much you can hear.

Suppose I make an appointment
for you to go to this urologist.

At the same time, I'll make
an appointment

with my couples' therapist,

and see if you can hear
what I'm saying.

I'll do that sh*t. Of course. I got one
question. What's a urologist?

It's nothing. You pee in a cup.
You fill out a few forms.

But mainly you're seeing
if you can hear what I'm saying.

I love peeing in cups.

I like peeing in big-ass bowls,
but I'll pee in a cup.

I cannot tell you how much this
means to me. I appreciate it.

Do I gotta pre-drink water
before I go over there?

I mean, usually one can urinate
when given the cup.

- You can pee in a cup on demand?
- Anytime.

You give me a cup,
I'll pee in it any time of the day.

Well, you give me a bowl,
I'll do the same f*cking thing.

Yep. I'll tell you one thing.

The man that makes corn chips
on the cob

is gonna be a f*cking billionaire.

Corn chips on the cob?

How long did you write on Seinfeld,
Hobie?

I wrote on the show for four seasons.

Two with Larry,
and then two after Larry left.

But you came back for the finale,
though, didn't you?

Yeah.

I never watched any of them.

I don't watch TV.
I don't watch movies.

- I've never watched the Oscars.
- She's never watched the Oscars.

It's amazing. Oh my God,
what an achievement.

Good morning, everyone.

It's 10:50 with 10 minutes
before the breakfast cutoff.

You are today, Mr. David.

They can make a breakfast
before 11:00 but not after.

After 11:00, the technology eludes
them. Can't be done. Just can't do it.

Are you all ready
to place your orders?

No, it's too fast.
I haven't even looked.

No, we'll order. We're good.
It's breakfast. It's just eggs.

- Pick out something.
- You go.

I'll have the Belgian waffle, please.

- Got it.
- Thank you.

Scrambled eggs, bacon, toast,
hash browns.

- I'm gonna have the omelet.
- Yes. Your eggs.

Yes. And I've got some bread
back there.

We're aware of your bread, Mr. David.
And for you, ma'am?

I don't know. Pancakes.

- But I'm not…
- Pancakes. They're fine. Good.

I don't know.
You're hurrying me.

Stop it. Once they get here,
you have to order,

because you'll never get 'em again.

When they're at the table,
you got to take advantage of it.

Let's have a toast.

Yes. Why go a meal without a toast?

And I want to make a toast
to my sobriety.



- Nine more to go.
- What?

You know, until you're in the clear.

No, it's a lifelong thing.

You keep working at it.
I have a disease.

I hit bottom so badly. I walked
into the council chamber naked,

and all I remember is the air
on my nipples

and the looks of admiration and horror.

- We're gonna eat.
- And that was my bottom.

- But now, 15 weeks.
- That's so good to hear.

Well, Larry,
how are you hitting 'em these days?

You know what? Great off the tee.
I'm really hitting it long.

That's why they call him
Long Ball Larry.

- Just kidding, Larry.
- That's gonna stick. Long Ball Larry.

This is like sort of cotton wool
with sugar.

- Pancakes.
- It's not what I wanted.

I should've gotten the eggs.
I was rushed into pancakes.

- I didn't rush you into pancakes.
- You did!

I'll trade with you if you want.
I don't mind.

- No, you don't have to.
- No, it's nothing.

- He's happy to do it.
- Thank you.

- That's nice.
- So nice.

It's the least I can do.

- So, I'm happy now.
- It is really good.

Something's off with these eggs.
They're not my eggs.

I know my eggs.
My eggs are organic.

- These are not organic eggs.
- I'm not switching with you.

Miss, excuse me.

- Yes, Mr. David?
- Something's amiss with the eggs.

- What do you mean?
- They don't taste like my eggs.

I can assure you
those are your eggs.

I know that you're a little upset
the other day

when I got breakfast after 11:00.

Maybe you got a little breakfast grudge.

No, I can assure you,
I do not have a breakfast grudge.

The chef does not have
a breakfast grudge.

I feel like you got
a little breakfast grudge.

Sorry, Mr. Takahashi.

Hey, funny guy,
don't bring your own eggs here.

Your eggs are not organic.

- Eggs are eggs.
- Eggs are not eggs.

Are you Disgruntled?

- No, I am not Disgruntled.
- Oh, yes.

You always walk around with scowl
on your face and mumbling to yourself.

- Yeah, that's you.
- Yeah. I do scowl.

And I will admit to muttering.

But I am not Disgruntled.

And don't bring bread!

Hold on.
What are you doing?

You're gonna get kicked out of your
club over a couple of eggs?

Sorry to stop you.
My name's Willie Geist.

- Nice to see you.
- Be right back.

What about the facilities?
Is the building holding up?

Excuse me.
Can I talk to Willie for a second?

- Hey, Larry.
- It's kind of important.

Sorry, I wanted a selfie,
but never mind.

What are you talking to Nora about?

Just a little background,
a little color for the story.

Is she the one who called me
an assh*le?

Larry, don't ask me to give away
my sources.

You know I'm not gonna do it.

If I were you, I wouldn't believe
a word she says.

She's been divorced four times.
She's a pathological liar.

And she b*rned down her house
to get the insurance money.

She's a very nice woman.
And matter of fact, Larry,

the more I talk to her
and the membership of this club,

the more I think there is a story here.
This Disgruntled thing. It's big.

Let me tell you something, Willie.

The people in this club don't
appreciate some reporter

coming from New York with their fancy
shoes and 100 dollar haircut…

This is 21 dollars at Supercuts.

Disgruntled has everything. It's juicy.

You're looking for juicy?
I got juicy for you.

- What do you got?
- Follow me.

- And they switch my eggs.
- This is the story? In here?

Because I had breakfast after 11:00.

Sorry, members can't be in the kitchen.
No members in the kitchen, please.

This is Willie Geist from NBC News.

Big fan, man.

We have a couple of questions
we'd like to ask you.

- He's got some questions.
- Okay.

Are you making the eggs I bring in?

Breakfast-at-11:30 guy. I know you.

I used your eggs.
And you know what?

Breakfast at 11:30 kind of screws
everything up back here for us.

So what's so hard about making
an egg after 11:00?

You cr*ck an egg, you break it,
and then you cook it. So what?

If it's so easy, put on the little hat
and get back here then.

- I can make an egg.
- Then why do you come in here?

- Are you writing this down?
- Me? No. Nothing. Not a word.

Thank you, Willie. Goodbye.

What is that?
Those are my eggs.

Those are just other eggs.

What are they doing?
Two eggs off to the side like that.

Willie, you seeing this?
There's two stray eggs.

- What's a stray egg?
- Look.

Hey, pal. What are you doing?

Okay, these are not
the same color eggs.

- Really?
- Yeah. This one's caramel colored.

And this one has an almond sheen.
You see this, Willie?

Yeah. Two brown eggs.

No, not just two brown eggs.
One's caramel colored.

- One's an almond sheen.
- I don't see a sheen on this.

- There's a sheen.
- Eggs don't even have a sheen.

- No sheen here.
- There's a sheen, Willie!

- All right, thank you. Goodbye.
- That's it?

- That's it.
- You're gonna be on television, okay?

What were you filming with,
your handkerchief?

- We'll be back. Willie.
- Sorry about all this.

And by the way,
I'd like my bread.

- Takahashi threw that away.
- Takahashi threw it away?

I'm not leaving here
till I get my bread.

- Get out of the kitchen!
- Okay, I'm leaving.

- That was the story?
- Yeah! What do you mean?

Don't you see what's going on?
They're not making my eggs!

Can I say something?
Your husband's wonderful.

That he would just give me his eggs.
You have a lovely relationship.

I noticed how he cared about you,
how considerate he was.

I wasn't enjoying my meal,
my pancakes,

because I was rushed into pancakes.
It wasn't what I wanted to choose.

I didn't rush you.

And it wasn't up to him
to give her his eggs.

It wasn't his business.

Mr. Black. I'm Dr. Velcheck.
How are you?

- Dr. Velcheck.
- So what brings you in here today?

Well, you're an expert on pee.

That's what a urologist is, yeah.

What do you know about urine?

An awful lot.
It's pretty much the same thing.

You have any trouble urinating at night?

Hell no. Sometimes I get
a little lazy once in a while.

Sometimes I pee right in the condom,
and I'll just take it off,

and I'll tie a little knot in that
m*therf*cker and throw it in the trash,

keep on f*cking.

Okay. Well, Larry, Hobie was trying
to extend a courtesy

that wasn't being extended
by anyone else, specifically you.

But it wasn't right for him to do that.

He overstepped his bounds.

It was your place,
and you weren't doing it.

Yeah! I wasn't doing it.
I think Hobie wanted pancakes!

All right, Mr. Black,
time to start the exam.

- Pull your pants down.
- What?

I think you're upset with Hobie
because he's a better person than you.

Is that what you think?
I'll tell you what.

I'm upset with Hobie
'cause he's full of sh*t!

'Cause he wanted pancakes,
and he was jealous of her pancakes,

and when she didn't want the pancakes,

he couldn't wait to get his hands
on them!

m*therf*cker!

Don't move!

- What the f*ck are you doing, man?
- I'm checking your prostate!

You ain't no piss doctor!
You an ass doctor!

Mr. Black, out, please.

You don't do that sh*t to people, man!
How dare you?

I feel like we're not alone.

I wasn't afraid to give that woman
the water.

I don't live in fear, Willie.

I'm not afraid of the dark.
I'm not afraid of the cold.

Say, I'm gonna take a shower
and there's no hot water.

Yeah, I'll take the cold shower.
I'll get in there. Am I disappointed?

Of course I'm disappointed.
Still, I'm gonna get wet.

A lot of people won't go
in that cold shower.

And this applies to the story with
the bottled water in Atlanta how?

Willie, let me ask you a question.

Have you ever had a fresh egg
from a chicken?

I have.

Have you ever had a fresh peach
off the tree?

I have. So in Atlanta, you see
the line of voters.

I want to tell you a story.
My whole life, I hated strawberries.

- Strawberries?
- Hated 'em. Wouldn't eat 'em.

And then one day, I had a fresh
strawberry right from the ground.

Changed my life.
Never tasted anything like it.

I was judging strawberries,
but I didn't know the strawberry.

It's like people, Willie.

You don't really know them
until you taste them.

That's great, Larry.
Thank you so much.

I think we have what we need
on the strawberries.

- How 'bout a boysenberry?
- There's a lot of fruit out there.

And I think we're bumping up
against our time,

and I kind of see us going all
the way down the produce aisle,

so I'm gonna stop you there.

- Where'd you have that boysenberry?
- It's not interesting.

Maybe Vermont? New Hampshire?

- They're big on boysenberries.
- Okay, enough with the fruit.

I do have one last question for you,
Larry, before I let you go.

Are you, Larry David, Disgruntled?

Sorry to disappoint you, man.
I'm not Disgruntled.

I think we have what we need.
Yeah? Great.

This was great.

You think I can use the bathroom,
Larry?

Of course. Yeah.

Between us, and I'll spare you
the details, I'm having a little…

You know. You know a good urologist
in town?

I'd love to see him before I head out.

You know, as a matter of fact, I do.

- You'd connect us?
- Absolutely.

Okay, great.
Thanks, Larr.

Willie, what other fruits come from
the ground besides strawberries?

Thank you, Larry.

Strawberries, is that the only one?
Is tomato a fruit?

Hey, how'd the interview go?

You know. Okay.
Let me ask you a question.

Have you ever eaten a strawberry
from the ground?

No, I get 'em at the grocery store,
I wash 'em.

Hey, Larry.

What the hell? You can't talk
to my wife like that.

Talk to your wife like what?

You can't give her a hard time
in your sessions.

I hear you're busting her balls
all the time.

It's very unethical for her to be
talking about something private

that I said to her with you.

- She's my wife.
- You're not entitled to know that!

She doesn't tell me everything.
She tells me certain things.

She shouldn' tell you anything!

She did tell me a little something
about how you didn't like the fact

that l gave my eggs to your girlfriend
the other day.

What the hell's with that?

We know you wanted the pancakes.
I know you wanted the pancakes.

- I could care less.
- You wanted the pancakes, Hobie.

You know what? You're just being
this disgruntled d*ck right now.

I'm getting a lot of big D Disgruntled
energy from you.

You're getting small D
disgruntled energy.

Larry David's Disgruntled, everybody!
Larry David's Disgruntled!

I knew it!

You are in big trouble,

because you are Disgruntled!

- I'm Disgruntled!
- What, you?

Yes!

I'm Disgruntled.

I'm Disgruntled.

I'm Disgruntled, too!

I'm Disgruntled!

Baka!

- Hi, honey.
- You ready to grab a bite?

Yeah, and a bourbon.

I have Jeff and Susie Greene coming
in at 2:00 PM, and they are a sh*t show.

Speaking of sh*t shows,
I just came from Ocean View.

It's getting f*cking weird over there.

I don't know what's going on, but
everybody's walking around going,

"I'm Disgruntled!"

But Jeff is Disgruntled.

No, everybody over there is saying it.

No, but I mean, Jeff caused it.

He wrote a letter listing all of his
complaints about the club

and signed it "Disgruntled".

- Jeff Greene is Disgruntled?
- Yes.

sh*t! Are you serious?
You're sitting on a gold mine.

Jeff Greene is Disgruntled.

- I thought it was Larry David.
- Me too.

Are you serious?

The chef at the club is eating all
of Larry's organic f*cking eggs?

I knew it!