01x08 - Ticket to Ride/Getting Better

[bunniefuu]

Whoa!

[chorus] ♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪

[laughing]

♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say but you can learn
How to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do but you can learn
How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

[all] ♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

Come on, guys.

Come on, bugs. Let's go.

You're it.

[bell ringing]

My squish is musical.

Squish?

[girl shouts]

[Buzz] What is it?

It's from the Big House.

It's a machine.

It's... coming this way!

[bugs shouting]

Watch out!

I don't want to be squished.

Stay calm. Stay calm.

I have everything under control.

I have nothing under control!

[all shout]

Ah.

-Are you okay?
-I think so.

Everything looks kind of...

Oh, that's better.

-It's part of a Gigants machine.
-A machine for riding on.

For riding on? Like a carnival ride?

Oh, I do love a carnival.
Back when I was a young slug--

Yeah, a carnival ride.

As I was saying, a carnival--

We can use it
to build our very own ride.

Awesome!

We just need a plan.

We need to imagine...

The best ride in the world.

We have to think about
what's in front of us.

This is what we have to work with.
We need to think of something more.

I've got it.

I do believe...

I think I just...

If we take that part, and, uh...

Awesome.

[Crick] It's a Crick-O-Wheel.

It's, uh... powered by a gaseous stink

produced by Alex the Stink Bug.

[farts] Ta-da!

-It's awesome.
-Come on.

How fast does this thing go?

Hey, we need more gas.

Uh, sorry, folks. I, uh...
I can't just make my stink up on cue.

How do you make your stink,
Mr. Stink Bug?

Pull my finger. [laughs]

Kidding. No,
I eat leaves from the Golden Tree

on the far side of the garden.
Gives me gas to make my stink.

The Faraway Golden Tree.

That sounds, uh... far away.

Yeah, it's a real pain in the bug
to get there,

but no golden leaves, no ride.

Up to you, folks.

I'll go.

It's a long way, but... it's the only way.

Go, Kumi!

Well, I mean...

I could use some help.

[all speaking indistinctly]

[groans]

[grunting]

[gasps] Whoa.

The Faraway Golden Tree.

[Alex] You know the old saying,
"Whoever snuffed it, fluffed it."

Well, that was my dad.

[all laughing]

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Are you okay?

[panting] I... made it.

Here you go.

Golden tickets for everyone.

All ready for the ride's grand opening.

Let me test one.

Ah.

[grunts then farts]

Yep. [laughs]

They're the goods.

[all coughing]

There's one for every bug in the village.
Make sure they all get tickets?

Of course. I'm all over it,
like a slug on lettuce.

[yawns]

[hums]

Yay!

Uh-oh.

Woo-hoo! All right!

Whoa!

Ouchie.

Oh, no.

That's it.

[sniffs]

You know if there are height restrictions?

Oh, dear. I'm a little overexcited.

I do tend to web myself.

Welcome to the grand opening
of the stink-powered Crick-O-Wheel.

[all cheering]

Just form a line,
and have your golden tickets at the ready.

Good morning, sir. Ticket, please.

Uh, yeah, I kind of lost it... a bit.

A bit? Which bit?

The bit where it's lost. That bit.

-Buzz, where's your ticket?
-I had an accident.

[sighs]

-Crick?
-Uh... Yes. No. Sorry.

Oh, I know I shouldn't have, but I did.

It was so wrong. So wrong.
But they were so belly-licious.

Walter, you ate the whole box?

Mm-hm.

[Kumi] So, no one has a ticket.

No one has a ticket.

[grunts]

Well, I'm going for a ride.

[clears throat]

[farting]

[laughs] Pardon me.

Why should she get a ride,
when we can't?

It's... It's not right.

[sighs]

[singing] ♪ I think I'm gonna be sad ♪

♪ I think it's today, yeah ♪

♪ The girl that's driving me mad
Is going away, yeah ♪

♪ She's got a ticket to ride ♪

♪ She's got a ticket to ride ♪

♪ She's got a ticket to ride ♪

[all] ♪ And she don't care ♪

♪ I don't know why she's riding so high ♪

♪ She ought to think twice
She ought do right by me ♪

♪ Before she gets to saying goodbye ♪

♪ She ought to think twice
She ought do right by me ♪

Uh... Yeah...

By my calculations, she was, uh...

She was the only one
who took care of her ticket, so, uh...

isn't it only fair she gets to ride?

[all] ♪ She's got a ticket to ride ♪

♪ She's got a ticket to ride ♪

♪ She's got a ticket to ride
But she don't care ♪

[Alex] That's all folks.

Nothing left in the t*nk.

She doesn't care.
She doesn't care at all.

Of course I care, Jay.

I wanted us all to ride together.

That would've been way more fun.

She's sad.

We've made her so sad.

And it's all my fault.

[crying]

But they were just so belly-licious.

There, there. By my calculations,

it's a fraction of all our faults.

And we have to fix it. Come on.

Crick's right.
We all let Kumi down by not helping her,

and not being responsible
with our tickets.

Yeah!

What's "responsible"?

I guess that's what we're being now.

Uh... Walter.

Huh? [chuckles]

[singing] ♪ I think I'm gonna be sad
I think it's today, yeah ♪

It's not as if I wanted
to be the only one on the ride.

Look what we got.

Golden tickets.

And I call this the, uh...
the Crickto-Ticket Guard.

[laughs] Jay, too?

-Mm-hm.
-Ehh.

See, Kumi, we can be responsible...

sometimes.

[muffled] Sorry.

[farting]

[all laughing]

Mm.

Good morning, bugs.

Postman Bee, anything for us?

Oh, yes, indeed.

A package for Crick from...

Doris the Spider.

Huh?

Oh, a tangle web for my new crickto-bed.

It's a portable bed,
so you can, uh, sleep anywhere.

Oh. Well, well. That could come in handy.

Dr. Robert,
you're looking extra smiley today.

There's a reason for that, Jay.
I'm going away on holiday.

Oh, dear. Is that the time?

I really must be off.

Stay healthy, everyone. Bye.

Oops, urgent delivery. Gotta go.

[gasps] Uh-oh. We're gonna be late
for Walter's musical. Come on.

[scatting]

The slippery slug
slithering up the slippery-- Aah! Ahem.

[singing] ♪ La, la, la ♪

Oh, my. What's happening?

Oh, bugs. Ahem. I can't belly-lieve it.

My voice...
My magnificent voice is gone.

This is a catastrophe.

Someone call Dr. Robert, urgently.

He just went on holiday. Sorry.

[gasps then crying]

Whoa, uh...

-Maybe we should take him home.
-But we'd have to carry him,

which is kind of, well...

I, uh... might have an idea.

I'll go underneath for extra safety.

Hey, look, a dandelion seed.

Whoa.

[Buzz groaning]

Buzz, are you okay?

My spinners. Ouchie.

[grunting] Come on. Yeah. Oh, okay.

Crick, be careful.

What did you say?

[screaming]

Ow, my foot!

Stay right there.

I'll get the first-aid kit
before you can say "awesome."

Uh-oh.

[shouting]

Awesome.

[all groaning]

Oh, uh...

Welcome to Crick's hospital.

Crick... Is my soup ready?

My throat is so dry.

-Oh, uh... Here we are, Walter.
-Thank you, Crick. Most kind.

[Buzz] Emergency, emergency!

-What's wrong?
-I's run out of slurp.

That's the...? The emergency?

I's really thirsty.

-Aw...
-Crick...

My soup?

Oh! Uh, sorry. Coming, Walter.

Kumi, why are you... out of bed?

I need another pillow under my foot,
and you're so busy.

Woo-hoo!

-You're meant to be in bed, too.
-But it's so boring.

And it's not like this will hurt my arm.
[shouting]

Jay!

Crick, hello? My soup, remember?

Oh, sorry, Walter. Coming.

-[shouts]
-[Walter screams]

[Crick] Oopsie.

Sorry, Walter. If you get out,
I'll change the blankets...

My squish. It's going out of balance...

[Walter and Crick shout]

Crick?

[grunts]

I, uh...

I may need help.

[humming]

Lefty loosey, righty tighty.

Ah. Ah.

[Jay] Seriously? A robot doctor?

Uh, yes.

And I've programmed him
to take care of you all.

You just push the red button
whenever you need him.

[all gasp]

-Does he have a name?
-Hmm. I... What about...?

No clue.

I know, I know. Dr. Robot!

Dr. Robot?

That is a... a truly excellent name.

[all laughing]

You're awesome.

Why, thank you.

My creator Crick is a scientific genius.

He's also spectacular at sports,
and handsome, and--

Aw. heh. They don't need to hear all that.

-This is, mm, mm... honeysuckle juice.
-Will it hurt?

Negatory.
Please, open your, mm, mm, mouth.

[shouts]

Ew. That feels good.

[singing] ♪ La, la, la, la ♪

[laughing] That's better already.

You're a genius, Dr. Robot, a genius.

And now, young Buzz,
let me see... what I can do for you.

Wow, my spinners feel better-er.

[laughing]

Yes, high score for Jay!

Sweet game, Dr. Robot.

And you are a, mm, mm... great gamer.

How, mm, mm... is that, Kumi?

Perfect. Thanks, Dr. Robot.

I wasn't sure about having
a robot doctor at first.

But he's amazing.
I feel better already.

-Really?
-Yeah.

[singing] ♪ I've got to admit
It's getting better ♪

-[chorus] ♪ Better ♪
-♪ A little better all the time ♪

[chorus] ♪ Can't get no worse ♪

[both] ♪ I have to admit
It's getting better ♪

♪ It's getting better
Since you've been mine ♪

♪ Getting so much better all the time ♪

♪ It's getting better all the time ♪

[chorus] ♪ Better, better, better ♪

♪ It's getting better all the time ♪

[chorus] ♪ Better, better, better ♪

[all] ♪ Getting so much better
All the time ♪

Ah. Looks like my work here is done.

[alarm buzzes]

-Dr. Robot, can we play that game again?
-Of course, Jay.

[alarm buzzes]

-Yes, Buzz?
-Can I play, too, please?

[alarm buzzes]

Dr. Robot, my foot hurts.

Oh. Mm, mm, I'll... get the ointment.

[alarm buzzes]

Dr. Robot,
I need your fabulous honeysuckle spray.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. I'll just...

[alarm buzzes]

Hold on, Walter. I buzzed first.

You most certainly didn't.

Hey, I buzzed before both of you.

So did I.

[alarms buzzing]

Please-- Please-- Please, don't-- Don't...
Don't push all the buttons at... once.

It may-- May-- May...
overload my circuit-- Circuit-- Circuit...

[singing] ♪ Me used to be angry
Young man ♪

♪ Hiding me head in the sand ♪

♪ You gave me the word
I finally heard ♪

♪ I'm doing the best that I can ♪

[gasps]

Dr. Robot?

♪ Getting so much better all the time ♪

What...? What happened?

Dr. Robot went all sparky and crazy.

Over-- Over-- Overload my circuit--
Circuit-- Circuit...

[screaming]

Dr. Robot, you've had a malfunction!

Come back!

[laughing]

Crick, he's destroying the village!

Got you. Whoa!

Dizzy.

[shouting]

Oh! Dr. Robot!

Is he going to be all right?

Uh, yes. We'll fix him.

Well, I'm back.
Did you manage without me?

Uh... Well, it was difficult at first,
but then we found a new doctor.

Sorry, did you say, a new doctor?

Dr. Robert, meet Dr. Robot.

Oh, my heavens.

Dr. Robot?

I... I took care of them,

and now they're... taking care of me.

And me, too, actually.

[both singing]
♪ It's getting better all the time ♪

♪ Better, better, better ♪

[all] ♪ Getting so much better
All the time ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪