02x01 - Yellow Submarine/I Call Your Name

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "b*at Bugs". Aired: August 3, 2016 – November 9, 2018.*
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Set in an overgrown suburban backyard, known as "village green" which serves as an environment that 5 young bug friends regularly explore.
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02x01 - Yellow Submarine/I Call Your Name

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Whoa!

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪

[laughing]

♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say but you can learn
How to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do but you can learn
How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[humming]

[sighs]

Yes! [whooping and laughing]

[whistling]

[gasps]

[all] Hello, Octopus.

Morning, bugs.
Oh, they got me working at last.

I can't tell you how good that feels.

[laughing]

[groans] Do we need this extra exercise?

I mean, we're already
on a highly exhausting expedition and--

[gasps] An expedition?
Where are you going?

-Well, the plan is...
-Do we have a plan?

The plan is... to... go somewhere
we've never been before.

Uh-huh. Yeah. A totally new place.

Ha-ha! It's a--
It's our biggest ever adventure.

You know, um... sometimes a new place
is a place you've been before,

but you're seeing it in a whole new way.

Oh, my. Wait. Wait!

This place we've never ever been,
what if it's not safe?

Couldn't we just stay here
and imagine what it would be like?

Oh, no, no, you must go.

Sometimes you have to go furtherer
than you've ever been,

because if you don't,
you will never know how far you can go.

Huh. Exactly.

Jay and action means Jaction.

Let's go!

Catch you later, Octopus.

-Goodbye, Mr. Octopus.
-So long, Mr. Octopus.

[bugs whistling]

[panting]

[grunting] I'm going too fast.
I'm going too fast.

I-- I can't keep up.

I'm using so much water.

Too much water.

Oh, this isn't good.

[bugs gasp]

The great bucket and spade.

Has you ever been here before?

I think so,

but I was too little
to fit it in my memory.

Or was it too big
to fit in my little memory?

But never been any further.

Not one step.

This is the further-est I've ever been.

This is the further-est any
of us has ever been.

[giggling]

No. I just went further.

No. I went further-er.

[laughing]

[panting]

Well, I'm not going any further.

We have reached it.

Where? Where?!

A place we've never been before.

Uh, bugs...
I think we might have a problem.

Uh-oh.

How are we gonna get home?

By my Crickto-calculations, it's, uh...

H2 minus O,
times the velocity of the current...

[gasps]

Nearly impossible.

Nearly impossible?

It's absolutely impossible!

I mean, I don't want to alarm anyone.
It's not my nature.

And normally, normally,
I would be the picture of calm.

But we are standing
in front of a raging river

that's between us
and ever, ever getting home!

I think you should turn me off.

Hello. You should really turn me off.

Turn me off. Turn me off. Turn me off.

[groaning]

Oh, my. I'm a slug.
I'm not built for this.

Um... What are you built for, Walter?

I don't know. Slug stuff?

Maybe we'll be fine if we just... jump in?

Perhaps he's right.

[grunting]

Oh, no. He's wrong.

[laughs] This is so fun!

Quick. Make a chain.

[grunting]

[yelling]

Thanks, everyone.

[whimpering]

Not ideal.

What's that?

-[gasps] It's a-- a--
-A submarine.

[Buzz] What's a slub-machine?

It's like a boat
that drives completely under the water--

Except for the bit
that can see completely above the water.

Yeah, I guess what we're trying
to say is that it's completely--

Awesome?

And it's our only way to get home.

-[Buzz] Awesome!
-[laughing]

So much slug, so little bottle. [inhales]

All aboard!

Ready to submerge.

[alarm wailing]

[inhaling]

[gasps] This is something
we've never seen before.

[Buzz] Never, ever seen.

[Crick] Oh.

This reminds me that...

♪ In the town where I was born ♪

-♪ Lived a man who sailed to sea ♪
-♪ Sailed to sea ♪

♪ And he told us of his life ♪

-♪ In the land of submarines ♪
-♪ Submarines ♪

♪ So, we sailed up to the sun ♪

♪ Till we found the sea of green ♪

♪ And we lived beneath the waves ♪

♪ In our yellow submarine ♪

♪ We all live in a yellow submarine ♪

♪ A yellow submarine
A yellow submarine ♪

♪ We all live in a yellow submarine ♪

♪ A yellow submarine
A yellow submarine ♪

I've never seen
the garden like this before.

-It looks like...
-The mostest awesome-est thing ever!

We're in a yellow submarine.

♪ And our friends are all on board ♪

♪ Many more of them live next door ♪

♪ And a band begins to play ♪

[playing instruments]

Uh... who's driving the submarine?

[sonar pings]

This is our best ever adventure.

♪ We all live in a yellow submarine ♪

♪ A yellow submarine
A yellow submarine ♪

♪ We all live in a yellow submarine ♪

♪ A yellow submarine
A yellow submarine ♪

[sonar pings]

Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker!

Full speed ahead!

Full speed over here, sir.

Action station, action station!

♪ As we live a life of ease ♪

-♪ Every one of us ♪
-♪ Every one of us ♪

-♪ Has all we need ♪
-♪ Has all we need ♪

-♪ Sky of blue ♪
-♪ Sky of blue ♪

-♪ And sea of green ♪
-♪ And sea of green ♪

-♪ In our yellow ♪
-♪ In our yellow ♪

-♪ Submarine ♪
-♪ Submarine ♪

♪ We all live in a yellow submarine ♪

♪ A yellow submarine
A yellow submarine ♪

♪ We all live in a yellow submarine ♪

♪ A yellow submarine
A yellow submarine ♪

♪ We all live in a yellow submarine ♪

♪ A yellow submarine
A yellow submarine ♪

♪ We all live in a yellow submarine ♪

♪ A yellow submarine
A yellow submarine ♪

[sighs]

Awesome!

That was amaz-- Oh, come on.

[grunting]

[yells, grunts]

[panting]

That was amazing.

-Huh. What are you thinking, Jay?
-I was thinking...

I was thinking
that the world looks different...

depending on where you're looking
at it from.

Yes, and-- and...

Huh. That's a fact.

I knows a fact.

Our home is awesome.

[whistling and humming]

[humming and laughing]

Here they come.

We're gonna ace this game, Buzz.

Awesome!

Hey, Bugballers.

Ready to lose?

Hey, Captain Showoff.
Line up for the team photo, okay?

Say "bee's knees."

[all] Bee's knees.

All right! Let's play some Bugball!

[cheering]

Yeah. Before we do that,
we need to form teams.

-Well, my first choice is...
-Buzz, you're with me.

Huh?

Hey, I thought it was gonna be me
and Buzz.

[chuckles] Then this is your lucky day.

[Walter grunts]

For I am the most belly-tastic
Bugball player the world has ever seen.

[grunts]

Okay, listen, here's the play, Jay.

-Walter, the play is just--
-Exquish me? Heh.

You haven't heard
my belly-intelligent plan yet.

You don't need a plan
when you have a Jay to save the day.

A reminder of the rules.

To score,
a player has to pass through the ring

while holding the ball.

[laughs] Yay!

Score! We wins! We wins!

It's just a demonstration, Buzz.

And... go!

[laughing]

Walter! Move!

Go left. I mean, right. Right. Go right.

Go, south, south,
south by southwest. [grunts]

Kumi! Toss me! Toss me!

Toss me! [laughs]

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Score! A one-nothing to Kumi and Buzz.

Ugh. I told you to go left.

And I told you to move!

What?

Come to Walter.

I got it! [grunts]

[both laughing]

-Yay!
-[grunts]

[whooping]

Score!

[panting] Yeah.

[grunts]

Jay! Jay!

Head for the squish!

[both grunting]

[grunts]

[both laughing]

[groans]

[Buzz whoops]

Score!

That's game. Winners: Kumi and Buzz.

Okay, okay.

A rare tactical mistake
and my last. I promise.

I know, Walter,
'cause we just lost the game!

And I'm sorry,
but if you'd bothered to listen...

If you'd just got out of my way...

If you thought less about your game play,
and more about my great game plans...

[both] We'd have won!

[Kumi] Hey, bugs. Bugs.

It's just a game, okay?

[both grunting]

Focus. Focus.

[whooping]

[loud rock music playing
over speakers]

Buzz.

Would you please tell Jay
to turn down that hideous racket?

Why can't you tell him?

Because I refuse to talk to him.

Well, you can tell Walter
that I'm not listening!

You tell Jay he doesn't need
to tell me that,

because he never, ever listens.

[Buzz panting]

[sighs] We have to stop this.

[gasps] What if we save the friendship

by getting Jay and Walter
to save someone else?

Uh... save who?

What's up?

[Kumi] Okay, Buzz, pretend you're stuck,

and the tree chopper machine
is coming for you.

The tree shopper?

[screaming]

Jay, Buzz is trapped,
and the tree chopper's coming.

Whoa! Go, go, go!

Walter!

Buzz needs your help!

[shrieks]

[Walter sighs]

What is he doing here?

Not listening to you.

Buzz needs our help.

Oh, right.

Okay. Uh...

First we need a plan.

Walter, the plan is go, go, go!

[both groan]

[mowing in distance]

Huh?

Wha--? How do you make
that pretend chopper sound, Kumi?

What pretend tree chopper?

I'm sorry.
Did you say "pretend tree chopper"?

This is all a setup, isn't it?

Oh, I get it!

This is just your plan
to get me and Walter back together.

Well, at least they have a plan.

We don't have time for this.
Crick, we have to save Buzz.

[grunting]

It's okay, Buzz. We're here to help.

[both grunting]

Oh, no, now we're all trapped.

[all] Help!

[all] Help!

[panting] We're here!

And we have a plan.

No, we don't.

Bugs, it's an emergency.

We have to work together. [gasps]

Oh, the--
Oh, the tree shopper's gonna get us!

Wait. I've got a plan.

[grunting]

[screaming]

Lucky someone had a plan. Hmm, Jay?

That's it!

We're done, Walter!

Finally, we agree on something!

Food fight!

-[light thudding]
-[gasps]

Walter?

Hel-- Hello?

Walter?

I came to say sorry.

Walter?

Walter?

Walter!

He's gone.

He hasn't left for good, has he?

♪ I call your name ♪

♪ But you're not there ♪

♪ Was I to blame ♪

♪ For being unfair? ♪

♪ Oh, I can't sleep at night ♪

♪ Since you've been gone ♪

♪ I never weep at night ♪

♪ I can't go on ♪

♪ Don't you know I can't take it? ♪

♪ I don't know who can ♪

♪ I'm not going to make it ♪

♪ I'm not that kind of... ♪

♪ Oh, I can't sleep at night ♪

♪ But just the same ♪

♪ I never weep at night ♪

♪ I call your name ♪

♪ Don't you know I can't take it? ♪

♪ I don't know who can ♪

♪ I'm not going to make it ♪

♪ I'm not that kind of... ♪

[both] ♪ Oh, I can't sleep at night ♪

♪ But just the same ♪

♪ I never weep at night ♪

♪ I call your name ♪

♪ I call your name ♪

[both] ♪ I call your name ♪

♪ I call your name ♪

[giggling]

[grunting]

Walter. I can't... breathe.

-Walter, I'm so sorry.
-Jay, I'm so sorry.

-I didn't mean to--
-I should never have--

-You wanna go home, buddy?
-Mm-hmm.

And... go!

Yeah.

[grunting and laughing]

-Walter!
-Jay!

[inhales]

Oh, yeah!

[cheering]

Walter, high five, buddy.

-Victory dance, Jay. Come on.
-[bugs laughing]

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪
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