02x11 - Hey Bulldog/I'm Happy Just to Dance with You

[bunniefuu]

Whoa!

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪

[laughing]

♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say but you can learn
How to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do but you can learn
How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[sniffs]

[dog barking]

-[dog barks]
-Huh?

What could that, uh... possibly be?

[bugs gasp]

[bugs] Wow!

What is it?

I think it might be a...

Or then again, a...

I'm not sure.

[woofing]

[bugs scream]

[bugs groan]

[barks]

[bugs scream]

[Jay coughs]

Yuck-oh.

Uck. So stinky.

Oh, that is positively horri-belly.

[woofing]

Uck. Ugh.

Whatever that thing is,
it smells like Jay's socks.

-[Jay chuckles]
-Ugh. And now we all smell the same.

Let's go home and get cleaned up.

Aroo.

Hmm.

[pants] Aroo.

[giggles]

Aroo.

Aroo!

Aroo-roo-roo.

I'm-- I'm sorry but I, um--
I don't understand you.

Hmm.

[whimpers]

Aroo.

Wait.

I have an idea. Stay there.

[pants, then woofs]

[clears throat]

Uh, testing, testing, one, two, three.

[machine] Bee sting. Bee sting.

You're a flea.

Um, well, um...

Close enough.

May I present the Crickterpreter.

Aroo?

Uh... well, this machine will, uh--
will decipher your dialect.

[woofs]

I-- I mean,
it'll help me understand what you say.

[screams]

-Huh?
-[gasps]

-Aroo.
-Whoa!

I'm fine.

Ah. Now, uh... what exactly are you?

[barking]

[feedback squeaking]

Uh, tell me again.

-What are you?
-[machine] Warthog.

Waiting for the train.

That doesn't sound right.

♪ Sheepdog standing in the rain ♪

What rain?

♪ Bullfrog doing it again ♪

[woofs]

♪ Some kind of innocence
Is measured out in years ♪

[machine buzzing]

♪ You don't know what it's like
To listen to your fears ♪

♪ You can talk to me ♪

♪ You can talk to me ♪

♪ You can talk to me ♪

♪ If you're lonely, you can talk to me ♪

-[barking]
-[Crick] Yay!

[machine] I'm a bulldog.
I'm-- I'm a bulldog.

-A bulldog.
-[Crick] Yeah!

Yeah! Whoo!

What's happening?

He's a bullfrog.

I mean, a bulldog.

-A bulldog!
-What's a dool-bog?

Well, it's a friendly animal
with, uh, unique breath.

♪ Hey, bulldog ♪

[barks]

[bugs] ♪ Hey, bulldog ♪

♪ Hey, bulldog ♪

[woofing]

[bugs] ♪ Hey, bulldog ♪

[machine] I'm a stray,
which means I don't have a home.

So, where do you sleep?

And where do you eat?

And-- And who gives you hugs?

[sobbing]

[machine] I sleep and eat anywhere I can,

and nobody gives me hugs.

Nobody?

[sobbing]

That's the most misera-belly story
I've ever heard.

[groans]

Eww. Okay, I sort of get the hug thing.

[whimpers]

[machine] The only thing
that keeps me going is my dream.

Your dream?

[woofing]

[machine] I dream of a green field full
of fluffy animals called sheep.

Okay, boy. Get around there. Go on.

Good work, boy.

I couldn't do this without you.

Come on, let's get you some dinner.

[machine] My dream is to be a sheepdog.

[woofing]

Because sheepdogs help gigants,
and gigants give them treats and pats.

Treats and pats!

-[Bulldog woofing]
-[machine] I wanna be a leapfrog warthog.

Oh, uh... Just a moment.

[machine] I want to be a sheepdog-bulldog.

Oh!

Oh, my. That's such a beautiful dream.

[chuckles]

Oh, I know-- I know what you have to do.

You have to find your very own gigant.

[woofing]

[machine] But where?

Do you have a gigant I could borrow?

Well, not quite.

But we know where to find one.

[machine] Do you think a gigant
will want me?

Oh, yeah. Sure.

Oh, my. I just had an amazing idea.

It's makeover time!

[bugs grunting]

Come on. Don't you wanna smell nice?

[woofing]

Don't you wanna be a sheepdog?

[yelling]

Three, two, one.

Presenting the new improved Bulldog!

[bugs gasp]

Whoo-hoo!

[stammers] Amazing!

Awesome!

-[rumbling]
-[screaming]

It's the gigants!

[gasping]

[car doors open]

[car doors close]

They didn't even look at him.

Yeah, after all our hard work.

It's so unfair.

[Bulldog whimpering]

How will he be a shleepdog now?

[Julia] Hey! It's--

Oh, it's a dog. Dad, look.

-He's so cute.
-She-- She came back.

[Julia] He-- He doesn't have a collar.

Can we-- Can we keep him?

Dad, please.

[man] I'm sorry, honey,
but I really don't want--

Oh, man, he sure knows how
to turn on the charm.

-Uh... Okay. You can keep him.
-[bugs cheer]

I knew she'd take him.

-Awesome!
-[Jay laughs]

We did it! We did it! We did it! Whoo-hoo!

Mwah! Belly-lissimo!

Aw.

♪ Some kind of happiness
Is measured out in miles ♪

♪ What makes you think
You're something special when you smile? ♪

♪ You can talk to me ♪

♪ You can talk to me ♪

♪ You can talk to me ♪

♪ If you're lonely, you can talk to me ♪

[barks]

Bulldog!

-[Bulldog barks]
-[bugs yell]

[laughing]

♪ Hey, bulldog ♪

[woofing]

[machine] And because I guard the house,
they give me lots of cats to eat.

[gasping]

[machine] Uh... give me lots of pats
and treats.

-[gasping]
-Well, that makes more sense.

But what about your dream?

Yeah, what about becoming a sheepdog?

Will the gigants helps you?

[machine] They gave me this.

[squeaking]

[laughing]

[Bulldog barks]

[machine] I'm the happiest
sheepdog-bulldog in the world.

[chattering]

♪ Hey, bulldog ♪

Ah.

♪ Hey, bulldog ♪

[grunts]

Ha! I did it! I conquered the mountain!

Whoa. [grunts]

Don't you mean "we did it"?
We're a team, remember?

Yeah, yeah, a team, but I got here first.

[Morgs grunting]

Thanks, Morgs.

Now, do you want a ride?

Oh, if that's okay, Milli.

See? Teamwork.

Looks like fun, huh?

[Buzz and Crick grunting]

Fun? I'm not so sure about that.

[grunting]

Where am I? What happened?

You just conquered
the Mountain of Amazing Marvels, Walter.

I'd just like to say a few words.
[clears throat]

On the occasion
of this great historic achievement,

I feel humbled by--

Ooh, chips! Yeah!

[Walter munching]

This is one small step for bugs,

and one giant hand!

[Crick yells]

[yelling]

Hey, bugs, where did you-- [gasps]

Oh, my belly-ness, no!

[whimpering]

[grunts]

Whew.

Well, that wasn't as bad as I--

[Walter grunts]

Whoa! Whoa!

[screaming]

[yelling]

Walter! Jay! Are you all right?

Whoa. Best... ride... ever!

Just need a moment.

What is this thing?

Huh.

Hmm.

Well, it's clearly, um, uh...

It looks like it's, uh...

It's...

[Milli] I know what it is,

but I try to keep away
from things like that.

Huh?

Things like, um, what, Milli?

Can't you see? It's...

It's a dance floor.

A dance floor?

Uh-huh. Yeah. I have to get out of here.

Let's get this thing home.

Give me some Jaction, bugs.

[grunting]

One more go!

Uh... Jay? Let's get the ants.

[chanting] Yo! Heave-ho! Yo! Heave-ho...

Why did they have
to bring that thing here?

[Kumi] Thanks, ants!

Yeah!

Hey, someone give me a b*at.

[beatboxing]

[both beatboxing]

[stomach gurgling]

[in monotone] I am a Crickto-bot.

Maybe we should join in?

Morgs, look at me.

Can't you see how many feet I've got?

The closest I ever come to dancing
is... falling over... creatively.

[Milli sighs]

But you dance, if you want.

[all beatboxing]

[humming]

[chuckles] Hey, we should hold
a village dance party.

[laughs] Yeah. Good idea.

Oh, oh! A dress-up dance party.

A dress-up party?

But-- But why bring costumes into it?

'Cause it'll be awesome.

Oh, my belly-ness. Yes.

Then I can wear my slug fairy wings.

[humming "The Blue Danube"]

I'm with you, Milli.

This whole dance thing
is just... a very bad idea.

Uh... Hey, Milli? Morgs? Come and dance.

What's up with them?

But you can dance,
so, why don't you wanna go?

Because it's a costume party.

And?

[sighs]

What am I?

Um... a stick in a hat?

Now what am I?

A stick with wings?

Exactly.

No matter what I wear, I'm always a stick.

A boring old stick.

Maybe you just need a few costume tips.

No. Trust me, nothing works.

But maybe you just need a few dance moves.

-[giggles]
-That's great, Walter.

Oh, Crick, can you get
that Glowie up to full power?

Buzz? Oh.

Buzz, are-- Are you--

Actually, what are you doing?

Putting up decorations.

Except I got scrambled up.

[sighs]

There you go.

[giggles]

Thanks, Kumi.

Whoa. Not long till party time.

[Mr. Moon chuckles]

Ah.

[upbeat dance music playing]

[cheering]

There must be something here
that fits you.

[sighs] See? Costumes and me,
they just don't mix.

[upbeat dance music playing in distance]

But you can still go to the party.

Let's try those dance moves again.

Unh-unh. Once was enough.

Come on. One more try.

-[Jay] Hey, you two.
-Aah!

How come you aren't at the dance?

Sorry, Jay, we're just not built
for dance parties.

Or costume parties.

What? Of course you are.

With all those legs,
you are so built for dancing.

And if anyone's built for a costume party,
it's you, Morgs.

This party's no fun for me
unless all my friends are there.

Dancing all together.

♪ I don't need to hug or hold you tight ♪

♪ I just wanna dance with you all night ♪

♪ In this world there's nothing
I would rather do ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm happy just to dance
With you ♪

Milli, you're really getting it.

♪ I don't wanna kiss or hold your hand ♪

♪ If it's funny, try and understand ♪

♪ There is really nothing else
I'd rather do ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm happy just to dance
With you ♪

♪ Just to dance with you ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Is everything I need ♪

♪ Ah ♪

I knew you could dance. Come on.

♪ I'm so happy when you dance with me ♪

[yelps]

♪ I don't need to hug or hold you tight ♪

♪ I just wanna dance with you all night ♪

But, Milli...

♪ In this world there's nothing
I would rather do ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm happy just to dance
With you, oh ♪

But I still don't have a costume.

You don't need one, Morgs.

You are always in costume.

And it's the best costume ever.

[Buzz] Whee!

Welcome to the dance dress-up party!

What have you come dressed as?

Um, well... a stick?

Oh, yeah. Yeah! I can see it.

That is a blooming amazing costume!

Hey, ain't his costume amazing, petal?

Ha! Oh, yeah. Yes. Stunning. Ha!

♪ I don't need to hug or hold you tight ♪

♪ I just wanna dance with you all night ♪

♪ In this world there's nothing
I would rather do ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm happy just to dance
With you ♪

♪ Just to dance with you ♪

♪ Ah ♪

-♪ Is everything I need ♪
-Whoo-hoo!

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Before this dance is through
I think I'll love you, too ♪

♪ I'm so happy when you dance with me ♪

[laughing]

♪ In this world there's nothing
I would rather do ♪

♪'Cause I'm happy just to dance
With you, oh ♪

Yourself is always the bestest bug
to dress up as.

[in monotone] Beep, bop, boop, bop, bow.

Correct, Buzz.

And someone else always equals
the best bug to dance with.

[cheering]

[cheering continuing]

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪