03x07 - Michelle/You Won't See Me

[bunniefuu]

Whoa!

["All You Need Is Love" playing]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do

That can't be done ♪

[giggles]

♪ Nothing you can sing

That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say

But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make

That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save

That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do ♪

♪ But you can learn

How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[Julia's dad] I'm just getting rid

of these old books, honey!

[Jay grunting]

Hey, who's up for a game of podball?

-Yeah!

-Ooh, ooh, ooh! Me! Me!

Affirmative!

Or... maybe we could play

something different for a change?

Ah, like what, Kumi?

Um, hmm, how about ninja warriors?

Or... or bug chasey?

Or musical petals? Or--

Or podball, 'cause it's more fun

than any of those!

[grunts]

[sighs] Come on, Jay! Can't someone else

choose the game for once?

[gasps] I know, hide and seek!

Everyone loves hide and seek, right?

Right?

[all] Yeah!

Okay! Great. Um, I'll count

while you all hide.

One... Two... Three...

-[chuckling]

-[Kumi] Four...

Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

Ready or not, here I come!

-[Crick] I'm open!

-I can hear you!

[bugs chuckling]

[gasps]

[Jay] Pass it!

[sighs] They're playing podball?

Without me? Oh.

Sometimes, I wish I lived somewhere else.

Anywhere else.

[gasps]

Whoa! What is that?

"A Guide To France."

Oh, I wonder what this

France place is like.

Um... [clears throat]

Ah, bon-bon-bon-jowr?

Um, le crow-sont?

I've just had an awesome idea!

[Kumi grunting]

[giggles]

Now I'm a...

[in French accent]

Le princess from France. [giggles]

[Jay] Pass it!

Ah, has anyone seen Kumi?

By my cricktacalculations,

she should have joined us by now.

I'll go has a look for her!

[grunts]

Oh, sorry Miss, uh... Whoa!

Who is... Whoa!

[in French accent]

Uh, me? I am... Michelle.

Yes, Michelle!

I am le princess from... France.

[gasps] You're a real princess?

That's so awesome!

[Kumi yells]

Stop, this is Michelle!

She's a princess from France!

[all exclaiming]

Ah, bonjowr! Allo!

[all talking excitedly]

[Crick] Your Majesty!

[chuckling] Oh, my, actual royalty,

here in our garden!

And from France!

So, where is this France place, anyway?

Oh, it is, ah... how we say, um...

le far, far away from here.

-[all gasping]

-Oh, wow!

I bet you live in a squish-tastic castle!

Ah,

oui!

Huh, and did you know

you look a lot like our friend, Kumi.

Er, that is because, er, Kumi...

-Kumi is my cousin!

-[all] Whoa!

Yes! That is why we look alike,

and, um, why I am visiting le village!

[giggles] How squish-tastique!

Then we'll take you to see

Kumi le immediately.

Oh, you must have so much

to catch up on.

Ah, yes, can't wait.

Ah! I haven't seen Kumi

since we were le baby bugs.

So maybe we could

have a bit of le privacy?

-Ooh, ah, no problem!

-That's okay. Yes!

Bonjowr, Kumi!

How have you le been?

[clears throat]

[in normal voice] Ah, great.

How have you been,

cousin Princess Michelle?

[in French accent]

I have been tres er, excellontay.

-[knock at door]

-[gasps]

[Jay] Can we come in now?

Oh, hey, bugs.

I didn't realize you were out there.

Er, but where's Her Royal Bugness?

Er, I mean, uh, le Princess Michelle?

Uh, she's she's resting.

Oh! But I'll get her for you.

[yawning]

[in French accent] Bonjowr!

Oh, shall we go now?

But, uh, isn't Kumi coming?

Ah, Kumi is having le sleep.

So let's go!

Oui, oui?

Thanks, but I already went.

Ah, so, you wanna play podball?

[scoffs] Oh, my.

As if a princess wants to play podball.

You'd rather be in my musical,

wouldn't you, m'lady?

Ah, le well...

[grunts] Princess,

don't you wanna play with me

on my bouncy trampoline?

Uh, perhaps we should let

the princess tell us what

she would like to do, huh?

You mean I get to choose?

Uh-huh!

Hmm.

-Yeah, I guess so.

-Yes, yes, please!

Well, um, why don't we play

le ninja warriors,

or le bug chasey?

Uh, le musical petals?

-Oh, yeah!

-Awesome!

♪ Michelle, ma belle ♪

♪ These are words that go together well ♪

♪ My Michelle ♪

♪ Michelle, ma belle ♪

♪ Sont des mots qui vont

Très bien ensemble ♪

♪ Très bien ensemble ♪

♪ Michelle, ma belle ♪

♪ These are words that go together well ♪

♪ My Michelle ♪

♪ Michelle, ma belle ♪

♪ Sont des mots qui vont

Très bien ensemble ♪

♪ Très bien ensemble ♪

♪ I love you, I love you, I love you ♪

♪ That's all I want to say

Until I find a way ♪

♪ I will say the only words ♪

♪ I know that you'll understand ♪

♪ Michelle, ma belle ♪

♪ These are words that go together well ♪

♪ My Michelle ♪

Er, why don't we play, le hide and seek?

Yeah! But let's play it

at your princess castle!

My, er, castle?

-Oh, that'd be fabulous!

-Yeah!

Well, if you insist!

Um... this way!

[yelling and grunting]

Is we there yet?

Uh. Oui, oui! Is just around...

Le corner!

[screams]

[all gasping] Mee-Yow!

[hisses]

[all screaming]

[growling]

Oh, no! This is all my fault!

[both screaming]

[Kumi] Hey, le cat! Over here!

Oui, oui!

-Michelle!

-[all] No!

[cat growling]

[grunting]

[all gasping]

[cat growls]

Yes! Woo-hoo!

Uh-oh.

[gasps] Oh, my! Kumi!

What did you do to Princess Michelle?

Uh, Walter, I believe

the evidence suggests

that Kumi has been Michelle

the whole time.

[sighs] It's true, Walter.

I only pretended to be Michelle.

[all gasping]

Sorry, bugs.

I guess after you all ran off

to play podball without me,

it was nice to feel wanted,

even if I was being...

someone else.

-[all] Aw.

-Oh, dear.

Oh, sorry, Kumi.

Yeah, sorry.

We didn't mean to leave you out.

That's okay. I am still

le princess from, uh... France.

[all laugh]

♪ Michelle, ma belle ♪

♪ Sont des mots qui vont

Très bien ensemble ♪

♪ Très bien ensemble ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need... ♪

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Whoa!

["All You Need Is Love" playing]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do

That can't be done ♪

[giggles]

♪ Nothing you can sing

That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say

But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make

That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save

That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do ♪

♪ But you can learn

How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

-[Kumi] Hi-yah!

-[object thuds]

Ow! Ow!

Okay, one more try.

Ooh. Hi-yah!

-Ow! Gah!

-[footsteps approach]

Huh?

Eh.

-[footsteps recede]

-Wha... Huh?

So, if I multiply the number of seeds

by the...

Oh. What was it again?

Oh. My memory isn't what it used to be.

-[grass rustles]

-Huh?

Hello? Who's there?

[gasps]

Okay, you can do this, Buzzy.

Start, take off!

[panting] Uh... Whoa!

I'm flying! I'm flying!

I'm not flying. Whoa!

Oh. Ouchy. Oh. Hmm?

Who's that?

[gasps]

Huh?

[bug] Ladies and gentlebugs!

Prepare to be amazed,

astonished and astounded.

-Please, welcome to the stage...

-[all gasp]

...the maestro of miracles,

the sultan of self-improvement,

and one incredibly handsome reptile,

the one, the only, Chameleon!

[all gasp] Wow!

[all cheer and gasp] Oh, wow!

-Huh? [laughs]

-[all continue cheering]

[Walter] Bravo! Bravo!

Thank you, thank you.

Now, let me make a bold guess.

I'm guessing every bug here

has something they want to do, to achieve.

Am I right?

-[Walter] Oh, my, yes!

-[all cheering]

[Walter] He's right!

That's unbelievable!

Well, bugs, introducing...

the power cap!

[all] Whoa!

Uh, isn't that just an ordinary

piece of plastic?

Hmm, judging by your muscles,

I'm thinking you do ninja training.

[laughs] She does! She does!

Uh, but how did you know?

Just put a power cap on,

and I guarantee your powers will double!

Oh. Uh, no. No, I can't do this.

Go on. You might surprise yourself.

[all cheering]

[indistinct chatter]

[breathes deeply]

[breathes deeply] Hi-yah!

[all cheering]

Ah! I did it! I did it!

That's right, folks.

You can do anything with a power cap.

In fact, mine is telling me that...

that there's someone out there

who needs help with their memory?

Oh, well, actually, I do.

Do you remember what I just said?

Uh... Yes, I do!

See? He's cured!

-[all cheering]

-My memory is back.

Now, I sense a bug here

who desperately wants to fly.

Oh, that's me.

Okay, kid, I need you to flap your wings

as hard as you can.

[groaning and panting]

[all gasp]

I'm flying! I'm flying!

Wow! I'll buy a cap.

Oh, me, too!

Me, three!

[all clamoring]

Uh, will this cap make me more confident?

It's just other bugs

don't seem to notice I exist.

Huh? Uh, who said that?

Uh, me.

Oh, sure, sure. It'll make you confident.

Now, uh, if you'll all excuse me...

Wait. I want to do an amazing stunt.

But what if the cap breaks?

No problem.

Just use my -hour complaint line.

Okay, board, prepare to be smashed.

Hi-yah! Ugh.

Ow!

Ugh. There's something wrong with my cap.

I can't smash boards anymore.

And I still can't remember anything.

Ahhh! [grunts]

Ooh. Ugh. And my cap doesn't make me fly.

Ahhh! Ugh! Ow!

That is one stunt I'm not trying again.

[growls and splits]

Does anyone's cap work?

[Walter] Mine does!

Finally, I can sing

like a world-class soprano.

♪ La-la-la... ♪

[shrieks]

Ugh. We've all been tricked.

-[bug] I'm going to teach that chameleon!

-[all clamoring]

I don't know how,

but that chameleon fooled us.

These little red caps are nothing, but...

Little red caps?

Exactly. They don't do

any of the things he promised.

What... What about

the -hour complaint line?

[panting] Hello, Mr. Chameleon?

Hello?

No answer.

[Crick] Huh? Hmm.

[all groan] Oh.

Chameleon can't have gotten far.

Let's find him.

-[all] Yeah!

-[Buzz] Yeah! Gonna get him!

♪ When I call you up ♪

♪ Your line's engaged ♪

♪ I have had enough ♪

♪ So act your age ♪

♪ We have lost the time ♪

♪ That was so hard to find ♪

♪ And I will lose my mind ♪

♪ If you won't see me

If you won't see me ♪

♪ If you won't see me

You won't see me ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

♪ Why you should want to hide ♪

♪ But I can't get through ♪

♪ My hands are tied ♪

[blows]

♪ I don't have much to say ♪

♪ But I can't turn away ♪

[both scream and sigh]

♪ And you won't see me

You won't see me ♪

♪ You won't see me

You won't see me ♪

Oh. They hate me. As usual.

If only I could stop changing colors,

and let them see the real me.

Hey, everybuggy.

Morgs, that trickster chameleon got away.

[all groan]

[laughs] You're talking to me!

You can see me!

It works! Yeah.

Trickster? But... Huh? Ah.

[whistling]

[both screaming]

Wait. Why are we screaming?

Okay, okay, uh, you got me.

Now just take your seeds back and b*at it.

Why would I want my seeds back?

Bugs notice me now.

They even care about what I think.

You helped me

be way more confident, Chameleon.

I did? Uh, okay.

Uh, so I accidentally helped someone once.

I'm still a big fraud.

[sighs] Maybe.

But I get the feeling

you wish you could help lots of bugs.

You're just not sure how.

-[bug] I'm going to teach that chameleon!

-[all clamoring]

Ha! That's laugha-belly!

You're the same lizard who tricked us!

I know, and I'm real sorry.

But now I want to make good on my promises

and help you all.

Ha! And why should we trust you?

Because he helped me believe in myself,

and sometimes that's all a bug needs.

Right, Chameleon?

[indistinct chatter]

Maybe we should give him one more chance.

What do you say, bugs?

[all] Yeah, okay.

Close your eyes and see the wood breaking.

Hi-yah! Whoo-hoo!

Triangles.

Squares?

Circles. [laughs]

[Crick laughs]

[laughing]

-I'm flying! I'm flying!

-[laughing]

Okay, Jaction time.

Uh-huh. Jaction time.

[grunting] Uh...

Whoo-hoo! Nailed it!

[Walter singing]

[laughing] Oh, my! That was incredi-belly!

Uh, look, if you want me

to leave town, I'll go.

You don't have to blindfold me.

What? What's this?

Your new home, Chameleon.

Where you can help more bugs

believe in themselves.

And you don't have to travel around

all the time.

If that's what you want.

Thank you, bugs.

Uh... I love it.

[chuckles] Then, I guess you'll be seeing

a lot more of me now, huh?

[all cheering]

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need!♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need... ♪