03x11 - From Me to You/Baby, You're a Rich Man

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "b*at Bugs". Aired: August 3, 2016 – November 9, 2018.*
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Set in an overgrown suburban backyard, known as "village green" which serves as an environment that 5 young bug friends regularly explore.
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03x11 - From Me to You/Baby, You're a Rich Man

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Whoa!

["All You Need Is Love" playing]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do

That can't be done ♪

[giggles]

♪ Nothing you can sing

That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say

But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make

That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save

That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do ♪

♪ But you can learn

How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[Mo humming]

Flying conditions are A-OK!

Blue skies, check. Light breeze, check.

Engine failure, check. Wait, what?

[screaming]

Remember the Air Force motto:

aim high and fly!

[singing operatically]

Buzz, turn the page! [continues singing]

Oh, oh, oh, sorry, Waltsie!

[grunts]

[continues singing]

[chuckles] Tonight's going to be

your bestest show since your last one!

[chuckles] And you are the bestest helper

and assistant I've ever had, Buzz.

[Mo screaming]

Oh, ho, ho! Whoa! [grunts]

Whoa!

Aim high and, uh... fly! [screams]

-[screams] Run Waltsie, run!

-[gasps]

Whoa!

Oh! [panting]

Oh!

[whimpering]

Whoa!

Oh, I'm terri-belly sorry!

[groans]

[echoing] Are you okay?

Whoa! You, uh, you saved my life.

What?

Airman First Class Mo S. Quito,

at your service, sir.

[laughs] Mo S. Quito? Exquish me?

[chuckles] Call me Mo.

I owe you big time, Mr., uh, Mr...

Walter? [chuckles]

Mr. Walter, sir.

I solemnly swear to repay your sacrifice.

[chuckles] Really?

That's not necessary.

-Do you like strawberries, Mr. Walter?

-Mmm-hmm.

-Who was that?

-I have no idea.

-[Buzz] Oh!

-[Walter chuckles]

-Gosh!

-Oh, goodness gracious me!

Who's your secret admirer, Walter?

[humming]

Special delivery for Mr. Walter!

[chuckles] Whoa!

♪ If there's anything that you want ♪

♪ If there's anything I can do ♪

♪ Just call on me and I'll send it along ♪

♪ With love from me to you ♪

[chomps] Mmm!

This is delicious, Mo!

I'm terri-belly grateful.

It's me that's grateful, sir.

You saved my life,

and I won't leave your side

till that debt is repaid.

Consider me your right hand Mo.

But aren't I your writing hand, Waltsie?

[chomping]

[chuckling]

[Buzz grunts]

[singing operatically]

[repeating same note]

I is Waltsie's bestest assistant.

Maybe you were, but now,

Mo S. Quito has the job.

Oh! [chuckles] Oh, now, now, bugs!

Please don't fight over me.

Maybe just a little.

Okay, Waltsie. But just remember that...

♪ If there's anything that you want ♪

♪ If there's anything I can do ♪

♪ Just call on me and I'll send it along ♪

♪ With love from me to you ♪

♪ I've got arms that long to hold you ♪

♪ And keep you by my side ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah! ♪

♪ Keep you satisfied, ooh ♪

♪ If there's anything that you want ♪

♪ If there's anything I can do ♪

♪ Just call on me and I'll send it along ♪

♪ With love from me to you ♪

-[singing operatically]

-♪ With love from me to you ♪

Uh, sorry, Buzz.

But I think Mo's got

everything under control.

See you at the show tonight, hmm?

Hmm. Mmm-hmm.

[sighs]

[singing operatically]

Come on! Waltsie's show has started!

[panting]

Sorry, Mr. Walter's show

is all sold out.

Sold out?

Uh, are you sure?

This is Walter's show

we're talking about, right?

Who could have possibly

bought all the tickets?

[singing continues]

[crowd cheering]

[indistinct shouting]

Ah, who knew ants were such

big opera lovers? [giggles]

Okay, I organized the ants,

but only 'cause it's my duty to make sure

Mr. Walter has a big audience.

[hums] Oh! Here are my friends.

You just missed

my greatest-ever performance.

It wasn't our fault.

We wanted to see you sing.

But that mosquito wouldn't let us in!

Oh, yeah, well, that's too bad.

Anyway, my public needs me. [giggles]

Now, who wants my autograph, hmm?

[grunting] Huh?

Where's our food?

We didn't sit through that for nothing.

I want food! Food! Yeah!

[chanting] Food! Food! Food!

[chanting continues]

Can't we talk about this later?

[chanting continues]

You paid the ants to come?

I only wanted the best for you, sir.

[chanting continues]

Well, uh, at least my real friends

appreciate me. [chuckles]

Don't you?

Uh, are you talking to us?

Aren't friends usually allowed

to see the show?

Yeah! Unbelievable.

After all we did for you.

Walter, Walter, Walter.

Waltsie? I don't think I can be

your bestest assistant anymore.

[sobs]

Buzz, wait! Stop. I...

Oh. Ah, how did it ever come to this?

I, uh... I don't suppose your new

best buddy has something to do with it?

Mo? But he's wonderful.

He does everything for me.

Mmm-hmm. And what's left for Buzz?

Oh. But what can I do?

Mo won't leave me

till his debt is repaid.

Yeah, but... I might have an idea.

[snoring]

-[Walter] Help! Help!

-[gasps] I'm coming, Mr. Walter!

For honor and duty!

[Walter] Help! Help!

[wailing]

Somebody help!

Hold on, Mr. Walter!

Oh, oh, oh! Oh, I'm sinkin'!

Oh, please, Mo, save my sluggy soul!

Time to repay that debt, Mr. Walter!

My honor depends on it.

It's okay, Waltsie! I'm coming!

Buzz, oh, no!

[Buzz grunts]

-[Mo grunting]

-No, Buzz, don't worry.

Mo's got this. I'm okay.

What, you're... you're faking?

Uh... [chuckles] I can explain.

I'm coming! Whoa!

[all grunting]

[Kumi] Oh!

I saved you, Waltsie! I saved you!

And Mo.

You didn't save anyone, bug.

It was all just, uh, a trick, soldier.

[groans] You are not the honorable slug

I thought, Mr. Walter.

Goodbye, sir.

[chuckles] Um, all's well that ends well?

Uh, Buzz,

uh, the position of my

right hand bug is now... open?

You tricked us, Waltsie.

Yeah, but I didn't mean to.

Hey, Mo, wait for Buzz!

Uh... Anyone else wanna be my assistant?

[all] Ah, hmm...

[panting] Wanna play with me, Mo?

-You mean that?

-[giggles]

Sure, soldier. Come on!

Aim high and fly!

[both humming]

Oh! Oh! My assistant!

[chuckles] Yoo-hoo!

Come back, please? Pretty please,

with a leaf cake on top?

[Buzz laughs] Whoo!

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need... ♪

Whoa!

["All You Need Is Love" playing]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do

That can't be done ♪

[giggles]

♪ Nothing you can sing

That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say

But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make

That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save

That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do

But you can learn how to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[Jay] Don't need it. Don't need it.

Need it! Don't need it!

[Buzz] What you doin', Jay?

[Jay] Oh, spring cleaning, Buzz.

Can't stop!

[Buzz] But what is spring cleaning?

Uh, spring cleaning?

Why, that's when you ruthlessly cast away

everything you don't need anymore.

Yeah. For example,

I could throw away the costumes

from my old shows.

[laughs] Ooh!

♪ How does it feel to be

One of the beautiful people? ♪

[sighs] But the trouble is,

everything holds a memory.

Even this old box reminds me

of the day I moved in,

all that time ago. [chuckles]

Remember, Buzz?

This was my precious moving-in box.

I brought it with me

the day I left my old home.

[grunts]

And came to live here with...

[crying]

With all of you.

[sniffs] Do you remember that day?

Yes, the bestest day everer.

-Uh-huh.

-Exactly.

But you see... [chuckles softly]

as well as finding new friends here,

I had old friends,

who I had to leave behind.

And my best friend was Artie. [laughs]

Artie and I would sing

and put on shows together. [laughs]

This is where a star was born!

Me! [chuckles]

And now, I've decided to go back,

to find him.

But Walter, you left

because your old garden was in ruins.

You said no one could live there.

Won't it be dangerous?

Don't go, Waltsie! No!

[grunts] I know it's risky,

but I can't live with myself

if I don't find out

what happened to my friend, Artie.

I may not know what perils await me,

but fear not. I shall return.

[grunts] Ooh, squeezy.

[all groan]

Pull yourself together!

[chomping]

Sure, there'll be dirt and danger...

[chomping] But...

[gasps]

Oh, my! Oh!

It's so beautiful!

Excuse me! You lost?

Oh, my!

Is it, uh, Artie?

Why, is it... Walter?

-My old sluggy buddy!

-[giggles]

Everything's so different! [giggles]

Is that where you live?

Yeah, that's my humble shack.

[chuckles] Thirty-seven apartments.

And it's all mine, so if I break stuff...

Who cares?

Wha...

So, wanna see my private disco

or my luxury pond, or my--

You have a private disco? [chuckles]

And a luxury pond?

Hey, I got more luxury private stuff than

you could shake your squish at. [laughs]

Come on, let's go raise a ruckus

like we used to.

Wait! Artie.

Uh, how does it feel?

How does what feel, old sluggy buddy?

♪ How does it feel to be

One of the beautiful people? ♪

♪ Now that you know who you are ♪

♪ What do you want to be? ♪

♪ And have you traveled very far? ♪

♪ Far as the eye can see ♪

♪ How does it feel to be

One of the beautiful people? ♪

♪ How often have you been there? ♪

♪ Often enough to know ♪

♪ What did you see when you were there? ♪

♪ Nothing that didn't show ♪

[chomping]

[belches]

Artie! This leaf cake is the best

of the belly-best!

[chomping]

Plenty more where that came from!

Go on, Walter. Make a slug of yourself.

[laughing]

Be still my b*ating squish!

Oh!

Is this where you live, Walter?

Me? No! [laughs]

It's, uh... just some old shack

that I might buy and rebuild one day.

Actually, Artie,

it's time I was heading home.

Huh? But today's been, uh, a blast.

Can't you stay longer, old sluggy buddy?

Uh...

[laughs] I suppose

one more day won't hurt.

[chuckles]

[Buzz] Waltsie said

he'd be back for dinner.

He promised.

Stop worrying, Buzz!

Yeah, Walter will be fine.

Probably.

But, uh, my Worry-Meter

is showing a worry level of... [gasps]

Oh, no, extreme concern!

Do you think he needs a rescue mission?

Yeah! Rescue mission! Come on!

Rescue mission! Rescue mission!

So how's life been for you, Walter?

Uh... [chuckles]

Well, perhaps you heard

of my one-slug show,

-The Squish and I?

-No, but I'd love to see it.

Why don't you put it on here?

You mean, tour here? [chuckles]

No, I mean, come and live here.

[gasps]

Live? Here?

All this gets kinda dull

without a friend to share it with.

So, what do you say, old sluggy buddy?

[chuckles] Well,

I'd need some time to think about it...

Yes! [laughs]

This is wonderful!

We can hang out and make music

like we used to.

Oh, I've got an idea.

I'll go get my drum kit!

[chuckles]

[sighs]

Oh, my!

I hope you bugs can forgive me.

[Kumi] Forgive you for what, Walter?

Oh, you know, for coming back

to live here and--

[gasps]

Oh! A talking photo!

You're moving back here?

For good?

Well, I mean...

I thought that I, uh, might.

-But how could you leave the village?

-And all of us?

Oh, my! Can't you see?

There's a luxury pond, waterslides,

all the leaf cake you can eat!

I can live a life of incredi-belly luxury.

[all sigh]

Oh, yeah? And how does that feel?

♪ How does it feel to be

One of the beautiful people? ♪

♪ Tuned to a natural E ♪

♪ Happy to be that way ♪

♪ Now that you've found another key ♪

♪ What are you going to play? ♪

Hi! Are these your buddies, Walter?

Um, yes. [chuckles]

Artie, meet the b*at Bugs.

Friends from back...

Home.

We's on a rescue mission!

When Walter didn't come home

last night, we got worried.

So, we, uh, came to save him.

Oh! Now, you're just making me feel worse.

-Did you tell 'em you're moving back here?

-[Jay sighs]

Oh, yeah, he told us.

Oh, surely you understand!

Artie owns all this!

How could I possi-belly say no

to living like a rich slug?

[sniffs] But you is already rich, Waltsie.

Me? Rich? Oh, Buzz, I wish!

You is rich,

'cause you has us for friends!

[gasps]

[all] Uh-huh.

[sighs]

Oh, my. How can I do this?

How can I possi-belly replace

all my wonderful friends with... stuff?

Artie, it's true.

With friends like these, I'm already rich.

I have to go home.

Okay.

You've found yourself

some beautiful friends, Walter.

Mmm-hmm. Goodbye, Artie.

And... [chuckles] thanks.

Promise me you'll come back

and visit me, old sluggy buddy.

[sobs] I promise.

♪ Baby, you're a rich man

Baby, you're a rich man ♪

♪ Baby, you're a rich man, too ♪

♪ Baby, you're a rich man

Baby, you're a rich man ♪

♪ Baby, you're a rich man, too ♪

[chuckles]

Walter, you are a rich slug.

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪
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