01x03 - Dale Beside Himself

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♪ Sometimes ♪

♪ Some crimes ♪

♪ Go slippin'
through the cracks ♪

♪ But these two ♪

♪ Gumshoes ♪

♪ Are pickin' up
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♪ No case too small ♪

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♪ Rescue rangers ♪

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♪ When there's danger ♪

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Egad, dtz!

Erkburgles again?

That junk food is
going to stunt
your growth.

[Yawn]

This planet's a great place
for a vacation,

But I'll be glad
to get back to fleeblebrox.

Come on, transform.

We don't
have all day.

I don't want
to go back.

I like it here.
I'm staying.

You're going!

I'm staying!

You're going!

I'm staying!

You're going!

I'm staying!

Arrgh!

Aah!

Arrgh!

Arrgh!

I can't understand it, mates.

I had enough nuts
to make a cartload

Of walnut
walleroo cookies.

Arrgh!

Hey, you fathead,
I'm watching that!

Not anymore. Did you eat
monterey jack's walnuts?

Uh...uh-uh.

Well, then who did?

It was space aliens.

Big ugly martians.

My cookies are famous,

But I don't think
they're intergalactic.

Ridiculous!
You watch too much tv.

Now get out there
and get us some more
more walnuts.

[Hums spaceship noises]

Wha--?

Wow!

The great eskimo chief
mightymuckluck

Taught me this recipe

Whilst I was hitchhiking

Through
the southern arctic

In the middle
of a snow storm.

Are there a lot of walnut trees
in the arctic?

Oh, of course not,
gadget, love.

They use walrus
nail clippings instead.

I gotta get
a bigger hammer.

That earthling's
trying to k*ll me!

[Gasp]

[Beep beep beep]

Wow. It looks
like a spaceship.

Yikes!

My erkburgles!

Whew!

Wowee-zow!

A real space alien!

I gotcha now!

Hiya,
mr. Space alien.

Yikes!

Hey, let go!
Let go!

Woo ho ho ho!

Arrgh!

Arrgh!

Wow, just like
in the movies!

Are you going to take over
our planet? Are you? Are you?

Gee, no. I just want
to stay here and have fun.

Hey, maybe you could be
a rescue ranger.

What's a rescue ranger?

Why, that's me.

Neato!

Whoa!

[Laughs] golly, you look
just like me.

Chip:
hey, dale, where are
those walnuts?

Uh-oh, you better
hide your ship.

No problem.

Monterey jack's
ready for the walnuts
to add to his cookies.

Uh...what walnuts?

Ohh...

Hey, he thought
you were me.

And two dales gotta be
better than one.

Now all you have to do
is pick them and toss them
down to me.

I have a better idea.

Watch this.

Neat, huh?

Yeah. But how are
we gonna get all these
walnuts home?

Easy.

Hyah!

Hyah!

It's a shame

We couldn't finish making
your famous walnut
walleroos, monty.

Too right!

But a walleroo
without its walnuts

Is like a mouse
without his cheese.

I'll just have to find
us something else
to cook up.

Golly, monty, we don't
want you to go to
any more trouble.

If dale
weren't so lazy,

We'd have
plenty of walnuts by now.

I hope that's enough.

Well, see ya.
I got some more work to do.

[Whistling]

I can't believe it.

Sloppy ol' dale cleaning
without being yelled at.

Huh?

Hey, chip, me lad,
gadget needs us to give
her a hand with

With some
heavy equipment.

But dale was just--

But the ranger plane--
and dale, he was just--

Yeah, he sure did
a bonzer job on it.
Looks better than you.

Come on now,
don't want to
keep gadget waiting.

A blinder of a job
this is, gadget.

How's about
we take five?

Sure, guys,
just put it...

[Crash]

Anywhere.

[Humming]

Ah.

Dale, where's
my typewriter?

In your workshop.

How'd you do that?

Aw, ha!
It was a snap.

Ha ha ha!

Whoa!

Dtz!

This is bric and brac calling
from the mother ship.

Our sensors are
honing in on you.

It's only
a matter of time
before we find you

And make you come home.

So there.

Oh, no!
I have to hide!

Hey, pallys,
how about a few more
walnut walleroos?

Ohh...

Come on, now,
you got to eat them.

We got 30 dozen more!

Gosh, dale sure did a super job
cleaning this room, didn't he?

Right you are, gadget.

Looks like we got ourselves
a new and improved dale.

Well, I just hope
the new dale stays

And the old dale
never, never comes back.

Then after you finish
washing my shirts,
you get to do my dishes.

Great! But first, how would
you like to take a little spin?

Wow! You mean it?
I get to fly it?

She's all yours.

Hot doggies!

Neato!
Just like in the movie

Flying rutabagas
from the planet--

Yahoo!

What was that?

Out with the old dale
and in with the new.

Rats!

He's got my erkburgles!

Wowee, zowee!
I'm a real space man!

Pleased to see
you've come
to your senses.

We knew
you'd get bored
with that planet.

We prepare
for your arrival.

Gosh, they even knew
I was coming!

Hey!

Dtz, quit
fooling around

And report to
the control room.

Female voice:
destination, please.

Hey, neat!
Control room, I guess.

Female voice:
thank you.

Waah! Woo-hoo-hooey!

Waah! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Finally.

Uh, take me
to your leader, space man.

Really?

Better can the hokey
earth-humor, dtz,

Brac is in one
of his moods.

I just want to get home
to fleeblebrox.

Dtz, transform out of
that ridiculous shape,

And let's get going.

Right, dtz.

Set course for
umchuck 5.

What?

I promised the wife
I'd pick up a few things
at the market on the way home.

My proto-unit said
there'd be days like this.

Aw, come on, brac.
It won't take more than
a couple of megaseconds.

Gosh! This is better
than the movies!

Golly, dale,
it's incredibly helpful of you
to help with the ranger plane.

I never knew

You had an interest
in thrust-coefficients.

Just trying
to be useful around here.

Well, that oughta do it.

Just
flip that switch.

Golly, this is exciting!

Let me know if you
need any more help.

Golly. Again.

You know what
this is going to do to
our insurance rates, don't you?

Where's dtz now?

I sent the little glock-brain
to his room.

Golly, what good are buttons
in a spaceship if they don't
let you push them?

Hey, now this
is more like it.

I wonder what this here does.

This is the artificial
gravity control.

Thanks.

[Beep beep beep]

Gravity is now 12 times
fleeblebrox standard.

If dtz is behind this...

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

Artificial gravity
has now been terminated.

[Arf arf arf arf]

Whoa!

Uh...beam me up,
scotty.

He's still
in that alien form.

This
is very strange.

Even for dtz.

We have
to get him back

To his
fleeblebroxian self.

Perhaps we could
cook something up.

Of course.

Say, dtz. Feel like
having a snack?

Here you go, dtz.

The best snack
in the universe--

Erkburgles!

Bleahh!

Are you crazy
or something?

Don't you
have any hot dogs?

-[Gasp]
-[gasp]

It's terrible.

He's becoming an...
An earthling!

We must rush him
back to fleeblebrox
for treatment!

Yes, we must!

Aah!

Ppfft.

I'm sorry it has to
come to this, dtz,

But we have to freeze you

Before you get worse.

Dale:
hey, cut it out!

You got
the wrong guy!

It's for
your own good, dtz!

We'll cure you
of being
an earthling.

Whoa-a-a-o! Whoa!

Whoa! Waah! Ow!

Chip:
this will
help dale relax.

Right, the lad's lost
his sense of fun.

Gee willikers, first you guys
want him to change,

And then you're
not happy when he does.

On the other hand,
he sure has been
acting weird.

Hey, dale, look,
there's a science fiction
movie on.

Yeah, it looks like
a real ripper!
Come join us.

But I was just going
outside to dust the leaves.

Golly, we don't want you
to overwork.

Come sit by me.

Okie-doke. I just want
to be helpful.

I should just leave you
in the frozen-food
section

On umchuck 5.

Space pod room.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

I sure hope this works.

Rraahrr!

Rraahrrr!

Hee hee hee!

I love comedies.

Hee hee hee!

I'll go make some popcorn.

Hee hee! Huh?

Aliens!

Aah!

We're being att*cked
by aliens!

They can
take our shapes!

Now that sounds
like the old dale to me.

Calm down, dale.
It's only a movie.

Aliens!

Aah!

I'll teach you
to take my place.

Hey! Cut it out!

Break it up, boys.

Uh-oh.
We got a problem here.

Crikey! Which one's
the alien?

-He is!
-He is!

I am not.

-Are, too!
-Am not!

Are, too, are too, are too.

Why, you!

[Rumbling]

You were supposed
to thaw me,
not cook me.

Shush! Not in front
of the natives.

Strike me starkers!

A real spaceship
with real aliens.

All right, dtz,
we're due back
on fleeblebrox

In just


We don't have time
for games.

Go on, go home.

You go!

No. You!

Uh-huh. No, you!

No, you!

That will be quite enough!

Bric, the armament,
please.

Uh-oh.

Golly! This looks
awfully serious.

Show yourself
immediately, dtz,

Or we will atomize
this planet
to tiny bits

'Cause we know it's
your favorite thing.

We're rather
partial to it, too.

Don't worry, dale,
they're bluffing.

Wait a minute,
you can't blow up this planet,

Or you'll blow up, too.

-Ha ha.
-Ha ha.

We're made
of unstable molecules.

We like blowing up.

Maybe they're
not bluffing.

Excellent, dtz. We knew

You couldn't turn your back
on fleeblebrox.

You can drop
your disguise now.

Now what?

[Squeak squawk]

What is
that stuff?

Erkburgles!

Disgusting the way
some people lose control.

You have
tricked dtz

Into revealing
himself.

He'd never
be happy here

Without
his erkburgles.

Ahh.

[Hiccup]

It's nice to have
the old dale back.

Right, pally.

Space aliens
are downright boring
next to you.