01x05 - Out to Launch

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers". Aired: March 4, 1989 – November 19, 1990.*
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Chip and Dale are two chipmunks who start a detective agency, Rescue Rangers, along with their friends Gadget Hackwrench, Monterey Jack, and Zipper.
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01x05 - Out to Launch

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♪♪

♪ Sometimes some crimes ♪

♪ Go slippin'
through the cracks ♪

♪ But these two gumshoes ♪

♪ Are pickin' up
the slack ♪

♪ There's no case
too big ♪

♪ No case too small ♪

♪ When you need
help, just call ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ Once they're involved ♪

♪ Somehow whatever's
wrong gets solved ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale's

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ They'll take the clues ♪

♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip 'n dale ♪♪

T minus 57 minutes
to launch.

All systems go.

I have an unauthorized
aircraft on the radar.

What has a flight
pattern like that?

It looks like a weather
balloon with a broken
compass.

Hang on. I'll have this
stabilizer fixed in no time.

I'm go glad you all came
with me to watch the launch.

We'd go anywhere
with you, gadget.

We love outer-space
stuff.

There. That
ought to do it.

Wowee! Would you
look at that?

The astronauts must have
their hands full

Piloting these things.

It reminds me of the big birds

We used to fly on guatemala.

Of course, every now and
then they laid an egg.

Look! There's the
space plane.

This must be the
astronaut training area.

I think being an astronaut

Is the most heroic
job in the world.

Or out of this
world, I guess.

I'd make a great
astronaut.

I'd be an even
better one.

It takes more than desire

To make a good
astronaut, you know.

You have to go through training.

Let's get started.

You said it.

Okey-dokey,
let her rip.

Which one of these buttons

Makes this baby spin?

Try the one
marked "on."

Oh, yeah. I knew that.

Kinda like a
merry-go-round.

Hmmm, 12 gs ought to do it.

Just like the
spillin' whirl ride

At the amusement park.

No sense in over doing it.

Oh, my gosh! Are you
all right, guys?

Yeah.
I'm fine.

This test simulates an
emergency splashdown.

Ready?

Ready.

How was it?

No problem.
Piece of cake.

Golly, an exact replica of
the space plane's controls.

Any more real

And we'd be floating in orbit.

All systems go.

Contact!

This is easy.

Ha ha. Chip looks like a
real astronaut.

Warning: fire retrorockets.

Retrorockets?

I don't know
where there are.

Warning: you are
about to crash.

Uh oh!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

I'll show gadget what a
real astronaut can do.

Watch me.

Warning: fire retrorockets.

Retrorockets fired

Haa.

Say, gadget, would you like
to sit up here with me?

Warning: watch where
you're going.

Hey, chip, how do you
steer this thing?

Dale! Are you hurt?

Looks like ol'
monterey jack'll

Have to show you
how it's done.

Uh oh!

Gosh, monty, it's almost
time for the launch.

We don't want to
miss that.

A space suit!

I'm gonna try it on.

It's not your
size, stupid.

You're just jealous
'cause I found it first.

Anybody home?

Somebody get me
out of here!

I'll get him out.

I'm coming, dale.
Don't go away.

Uh oh!

Did they say what was wrong
with the other suit?

No. They just wanted
this one instead.

They're taking 'em to
the space plane.

They're going to send
them into outer space.

We've got to
stop the launch.

Onboard computers
report a green light

For all ignition systems.

The flight crew should
report to the ready room.

All personnel, clear the
pad for launch.

All personnel,
clear the pad for launch.

Space plane to
control tower--

All systems go
for launch.

Tension mounts in the
control tower

As the final seconds of
the countdown tick away.

T minus 15 seconds.





This ought to
cut the power.

Hey! Who turned off
the coffee maker?



In just a few seconds--



Ignition.

Liftoff.

Astronauts report
all systems go.

This is all my fault.

If I hadn't wanted to
see the launch,

None of this would
have happened.

They'll be safe,
gadget love.

Besides, think of the grand
adventure they'll be having.

The space place has left
the earth's atmosphere

And is about to go into orbit.

Wowee, this
is great.

Look at me. I'm
a spaceman.

Deploy the first
satellite, joy.

Roger, roger.

Satellite deployed,
commander.

All right, buzz,
take us out of here.

Hey! They're leaving
without us.

Hey, wait! Don't go!

Don't leave without
us! Wait!

Aaaaah!

This is stan blather
with the latest news

On the flight of
the space plane.

Just minutes ago

The astronauts
successfully placed

A weather satellite
into orbit.

I guess it was silly of me to
worry about chip and dale.

After all, they've been
through astronaut training.

Right you are,
gadget love.

I just wish we were
up there with them.

We've just had a late report
from the space plane.

When the satellite
was deployed

A space suit was
accidentally left behind

Drifting in space.

Left behind?!

Don't panic, love.

They won't leave a space
suit just floating around.

The astronauts plan to
recover the space suit

At the end of their
two-week mission.

Two weeks?!
We have to
save them!

Remember, monty, the
propulsion system

Only needs 5 sticks
of dynamite.


Make it over the fence.

Better give it 20.

We'll need the extra boost.

We have to hurry.

Chip and dale should
be overhead soon.

There's something
down in there.

A parachute? And a rubber raft?

We don't need all this
junk in outer space.

Now there'll be
plenty of room.

Uh oh!

Remove the gantry
for launch.

Right.

Commence ignition
sequence.

All right, gadget.
Start the countdown.





How could they just
leave us behind?

Some astronauts we are.

We can't even get back home.

Hey, look.

We got 'em!

Now all we have to do is
fire the retrorockets

And use the parachute to
splashdown in the ocean.

Gads, parachute?

Just how big a splash were
you planning to make?

You didn't do something with
the parachute, did you?

Me? Why, ah...i dud...

Well, I guess we'll just
have to go back to earth

On board the space plane.

Anyway, I've always wanted to
ride on the real spaceship.

Commander houston to
launch control.

Commander houston
to launch control.

We're beginning our
rest period now.

Whoa!

Ok, monty, open
the air lock.

This space suit
fits like a glove.

Now to get the doors open.

The girl's a genius.

Of course, I gave
her a few pointers.

Come on, zipper.

I'll show you how a
real pilot flies.

We have to find a
place to hide

Until the space
plane lands.

How about the food locker?

Shhh.

Follow me, quietly.

Hey, how will we
decide what to eat?

How about this?

C-h-e spells cheese.

That's dehydrated
cheese, monty.

I thought it was a might
dry going down.

Ha ha ha-ha-ha

Ha ha ha-ha-ha

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Boy, oh boy. This
astronaut stuff is great.

What's happening?

We've been hit by a meteor.

Ooo-uuugh.

Ooooh.

Launch control to space plane.

Launch control to space plane.

Come in, space plane.

You have a major oxygen leak

And we've lost remote
flight control.

You must land immediately

Before your oxygen is gone.

A 3-bell alarm wouldn't
arouse those astronauts.

We've got to wake 'em up.

Wake up!

Rise and shine, mate!

They're out cold!

You must land immediately!

Repeat--

What are we going to do?

Warning: you have 2 minutes of
oxygen remaining.

Minutes ago, a large meteor
collided with the space plane.

Launch control has been unable
to contact the astronauts.

Just a moment...

We're receiving a transmission
from the space plane.

Let's listen.

Help! You gotta get
us down from here!

They can't help us.

We'll have to land the
space plane ourselves.

It's a good thing
you two have had
astronaut training.

Warning: you have 1 minute
of oxygen remaining.

Well, here goes.

We've just been told
that the space plane

Has re-entered the atmosphere

And is heading towards
the space center.

It looks like everything's
going to be a-ok.

What do I do now?

Wait. I know.

And now, this one.

No. Wait!

Try this one.

Teamwork, partner.

You said it.

What do we
do now?

I know.

In a tragic development,

The space plane is
plunging straight toward
the control tower.

Wait a minute--

I'm in the control tower. Yaaa!

If this were the ranger plane,

I'd pull back on the stick.

Let's hit the brakes!

We aren't stopping!

We're gonna hit the rocks!

Yaaaa!

What happened?

We must have landed
the space plane.

I don't even
remember doing it.

Training-- it makes the
job seem easy.

Yeah. Easy.

Thousands of people have
turned out to welcome

Our first space
plane astronauts.

And here they come now.

Commander roger houston,

Pilot buzz airfields,

And scientist joy rider.

Their heroic landing of
the damaged space plane

May have seemed like a
small step for a man--

But a giant leap
for a chipmunk.
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