02x11 - Fake Me to Your Leader

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

♪ Sometimes
some crimes ♪

♪ Go slippin'
through the cracks ♪

♪ But these two gumshoes ♪

♪ Are pickin' up
the slack ♪

♪ There's no case
too big ♪

♪ No case too small ♪

♪ When you need help,
just call ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no,
it never fails ♪

♪ Once they're involved ♪

♪ Somehow whatever's wrong
gets solved ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no,
it never fails ♪

♪ They'll take the clues ♪

♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

There! That should do it.

The ranger rocket
is all ready for its
first test flight.

We'd better get
monterey jack to help us
set the launching gear.

You?

Are you sure you're
strong enough, zipper?

Zipper!

Hurry! Hurry, monterey.
We're gonna miss
the test flight!

Zipper! You didn't
try to launch the rocket
all by yourself, did ya?

You should've
waited for us.

Yeah! You're too puny
for this kinda job.

Don't forget, mate,
you're just a wee
little dodger.

[Panting]

Well, look at that.

M'little pal
is trying to
build up his body.

Hmm! Looks like it's
his confidence

That could use
a little buildin' up.

Hey, monterey,
where's the party?

Dale, never sneak up
on me like that.

You can't tell
how I might react.

Sorry, monterey.
Whacha doin'?

Poor little zip's
feelin' a might low.

So I thought I'd
give him a boost,
if know what I mean?

Ohh, I get it.
Here, let me help.

Whoops!

Hey! What's
the big idea?

You look funny.

That ought to do it.

Hey, zipper!

Give me a lift
with this, will ya?

My workout
tuckered me out,

And I can't
carry it back
to the gym by myself.

Hey, zip,
no hard feelin's?

I think we hurt
the little bloke's feelin's.

Nah. Too colorful.

There's never
a disgusting-looking bug around

When you need one.

What ugly little bugs!

Once I zap them with
my gigantico-ray,

They'll be ugly big bugs.

Oh, little pill bugs.
I'm back!

I knew when I invented
this gigantico-ray,

It was the start
of something big.

This should get a rise
out of 'em.

There he is now.

Welcome home,
zipper.

We thought you might be
down in the dumps, mate.

Yeah. We didn't mean
to say you were too puny.

I whipped up
one of me specialities

To build up
your muscles.

Melon rind el monterey.

This'll put some
meat on your bones.

I think he looks
bigger already.

You know? He does
look different.

Uhh, could be
the sunglasses.

[Burp]

Hmm. Wooden panels.

Just in time for lunch.

Come and get it.

Hungry little devils,
aren't you?

But they still aren't
growing fast enough.

I'd better give them
another sh*t

With the gigantico-ray.

Heave.

Ho.

Heave.

Ho.

Heave.

Ho.

Need a hand here?

Well, sure, zipper,

If you think you
can be of some help.

Zipper!

You're bigger
than I am,

And you're stronger
than monterey jack.

Crikey! That melon rind
really did put meat
on his bones.

It couldn't make him
grow that big.

Maybe he's
not growin'.

Maybe we're
shrinking.

Don't be silly.

The only thing about you
that's shrinking is
your brain.

He's grown bigger
than a horsefly

And with twice
the horsepower!

What are those bugs
up to now?

They're gone!

[Belching]

What are you trying to do,
eat me out of house and home?

I'd better slow down
their growth rate.

A bitter pill bug, eh?

This'll cut you
down to size.

Maybe you'd like
a close-up view

Of the bottom
of my foot.

What about
the rest of you?

Anything bugging you?

Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.

Go eat some
upholstery or something.

I've got work to do.

I hope there's enough
helium in this t*nk.

Yep. Looks like plenty.

Of course,
I haven't finished
all the tests yet,

But so far,
everything points
to the same cause.

It must've been me
melon rind recipe.

The reason
that zipper
has gotten so big

Is because he's
growing very fast.

Isn't there some way
to make him stop growing?

I'll have to run
some more tests.

Hold your breath
and flap your wings.

That's enough,
zipper.

And now, this bulletin.

The mayor has agreed
to meet with the leader
of the space creatures.

Space creatures?

You must give us fuel
for our space ship.

We need 10 tons
of the substance

That you earthlings
call gold!


Now, see here!

The aliens are
attacking the mayor.

This is a job
for the m*llitary.

Fire!

All right, men.
Cease fire.

Bring us the gold,

Or an army
of invincible aliens
will inv*de the earth.

Nothing stops
these space creatures.

No telling what
horrible havoc

They can and will create
until their demands
are satisfied.

There's something strange
about those aliens.

Yeah. That alien
sounded awful familiar.

And he's wearing
a tail fin from
a '59 studebaker.

We'd better get down
to city hall and take
a closer look.

Rescue rangers away!

Whoops.

Never mind, zipper.

Let's get on board.

Zipper!
Zipper!

Now how are we
gonna get to
city hall?

It's the only way
to fly.

Aah!
Aah!

It's a giant fly.

Impossible! Must be
one of those aliens.

Attention, all cars.

We have an unidentified
fly object.

We'd better
get out of here.

Steady, mate.

You ain't exactly
equipped with seat belts.

There it goes.

Aah!
Aah!

Oh!
Aah!

Hold it, men.

We need backup.

Send in
the s.w.a.t. Team.

You in
the clothing store,

This is
chief of police speaking.

We've got you surrounded.

You have one minute
to give yourself up,

Or we're coming in.

You have 15 seconds
to give yourself up!

We've gotta help
me little pal.

Aah!

All right,
sergeant.

Zipper!

How did we
get out here?

Excuse me, sir,
have you seen

Some kind of
alien creature
around here?

Mmm... Uh-uh.

Well, you'd better
clear outta here,

He could
be dangerous.

Oh, no!

Get ready, men.

This is
the last place
he could be.

Aah!

Sorry, ma'am.

All right, everybody,
let's move along now.

This is gonna happen
every time people see zipper.

He's a little
too big to fit in
ranger headquarters.

Then he'll just
have to go away

Until he shrinks
back to normal size.

But what
if he doesn't?

Zipper, old pal?

I thought for sure
he'd come back here.

Well, we don't have time
to look for him now.

This is stan blather
with the latest news
on the alien landing.

The armored cars
have begun to arrive

And the 10 tons of gold
demanded by the aliens

Is being unloaded.

Meanwhile, the aliens

Have asked for
thousands of travel brochures

So they can
learn more
about our planet.

I wonder what
the price of gold
is in brazil?

Stop eating
over my shoulder!

This flying saucer
is made out of rubber.

Do you know
what that means?

Uhh... It's
dishwasher safe?

No, stupid,
it means it's not
a real spaceship.

We need
to find a way inside.

Here, how about
this door?

Monterey!

Not that one!

[Alarm sounds]

If I'd wanted
to catch mice,

I'd have
over-sized a cat!

Now get down there
and get my gold!

And don't stop
to eat on the way!

Nimnel!

Stowaways, eh?

Well, I'll stow you
away... In here!

The aliens are taking
the last of the gold

Up to their spaceship.

And now the
alien leader
is saying farewell.

Let's listen.

People of earth...
We thank you for giving us
the gold we need,

And for not making us
destroy your planet
to get it.

We've got to
let everybody know

This is one
of nimnel's tricks.

Maybe we can
climb out this hole.

Ugh...ugh!

I think it's too small.

Zipper
could've
gotten through...

I mean
the old zipper.

When using your head
won't work,

You gotta try
the other end.

We'll be back...

The next time
we run out of money-- fuel.

It's a trick!

Hey! Get away from there,
you chattering fools!

He's trying
to steal the gold!

Now where'd they go?

I'll find them later.

Ow!
Ow!

I wonder what happened

To that
truckload of cookies
they baked today.

[Burps]

Just minutes ago,
we made the first recording
of the aliens...

Hey, it's
some more stuff
about the aliens!

Although we haven't
translated it yet,

Here is what
their language
sounds like.

[Squeaky chatter]

Where did those rodents get to?

Yikes!

Let's get out of here.

What's going on
out here?

Aah!
Aah!

Oh, he's got his foot
in me eye.

I won't
need them anymore.

They're just
ordinary pill bugs.

I bet that's how
zipper got so big.

And now to cut you
down to size.

[Bang]

Leapin' lepidoptera!

It's a 50-foot fly!

Aah!

Aah!
Aah!
Aah!

Quick! Help me
fold the paper!

Did anyone see
the funny pages?

A giant alien creature
has appeared in the skies

Over the city,
and appears
to be flying--

Aah!
No!
Oh!

Aah!

No, make that falling!

Oh!

The advantage
to being a genius

Is that you think
of everything.

Well,
almost everything.

[Siren]

Uh-oh.

We can use
nimnel's ray g*n

To get zipper
back to normal.

We've gotta get
to the top floor.

If zipper were here,
he could fly up and
push the buttons.

Here you go, mate.

Just like jack
and the beanstalk.

Going up.

Zipper!

The aliens and
their spaceship

Have vanished
into thin air,

Leaving the gold behind.

Was this entire incident
just a monstrous hoax?

We may never know.

They may have
foiled my plan,

But they won't get me!

Those fools ran

From a bunch
of stupid pill bugs!

Ha ha ha!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ouch! That hurts!

Zipper, old pal.

Welcome back, mate.

We just
weren't a team
without you, zipper.

She's right!
We could use somebody
just your size.

Oh!

'Course, if you was
just a wee bit bigger,

You could
fly us offa here.