04x04.5 - Hickory Dickory Bonk

[bunniefuu]

Chorus:
♪ hickory Dickory dock ♪

♪ the mouse ran up
the clock ♪

♪ the clock struck 1:00 ♪

♪ and down he comes ♪

♪ hickory Dickory dock ♪

that's almost
as much fun as playing

pin-the-tail-
on-The-Pinky.

Ha ha ha ha. Zort!

I am writing this down
to preserve my true story,

for I am the Brain
in a struggle for glory.

It happened last night,
as some hot tea I swirled.

I hatched a new plan
to take over the world.

♪ Hickory Dickory dock ♪

♪ Brain b*at
his mental block ♪

♪ the clock struck 2:00 ♪

♪ so let's review ♪

♪ hickory Dickory dock ♪

[Laughter]

This game sure is fun.

My ears are all ringing.

It isn't the clock, it's
your head that is dinging.

Focus now, Pinky,
I'll tell you my plan.

I'll make
all the clocks chime

from here to japan.

How is that different?

Don't act like a dunce.

All over the world, clocks
will all chime at once.

Aah!

Brain: they'll chime
and they'll chime

without signs of stopping.

Folks will
plug up their ears

to keep them from popping.

Then in my moment,
my glorious hour,

for during the chaos,
I'll rise into power.

♪ Hickory Dickory dirk ♪

♪ his plan
was sure to work ♪

♪ the clock struck 3:00,
yea, verily ♪

♪ hickory Dickory dirk ♪

unh.

Brain:
so I plotted my plot

and planned
all my plans out.

I'm helping you, too,
I got all the pans out.

When all the clocks ring,
causing eardrums to shatter,

I'll bang on this stuff

and join in the clatter.

Stop making that noise
while I'm trying
to think.

Make yourself useful.
Fetch something
to drink.

Zort!

I'm having problems
with crystals aligning.

But, Brain,
I just thought--

now, Pinky,
stop whining.

♪ Dickory hockery dire ♪

♪ the mouse began to tire ♪

♪ the clock struck 4:00 ♪

[Clock dings]

♪ And furthermore ♪

♪ Dickory hockery dire ♪

[Snoring]

Hey, awaken,
you're making me sleepy.

Narf! In this light, Brain,
your head's really creepy.

Don't make me hurt you.
There's no time for resting.

Pinky:
all righty-o, Brain.

We must begin
testing.

That grandfather clock
will help test
my device.

But how can a clock
be a grandpa to mice?

There, it's
turned on now,

and grandfather's
chiming.

Egad! My head hurts
from all of this rhyming.

♪ Dickory thickory tong ♪

♪ the plan
was going wrong ♪

♪ the clock struck 5:00 ♪

♪ can they survive? ♪

♪ Dickory thickory tong ♪

Pinky: Brain struggled to fix
his clock chiming thingy.

It made funny sounds

like "tock tick
pong pingy."

Then it was finished.

Brain's
set it and smirked.

He went for a nap.
He was quite overworked.

♪ Hunkery munkery dime ♪

♪ the clocks began
to chime ♪

♪ across the land
just as Brain planned ♪

♪ hunkery munkery dime ♪

shh.

Poit! Shh, shh.

I woke with a start.
What time is it, Pinky?

The hands are like this.

Then something is stinky.

How did I sleep through
the global clock riot?

You told me no noise.

I made everything quiet.

♪ Hickory Dickory dock ♪

♪ the mouse threw out
the clock ♪

♪ the Brain struck one ♪

♪ so now we're done ♪

♪ they're dinky ♪

♪ they're Pinky
and the Brain ♪

♪ Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

♪ Brain ♪

Pinky: cuckoo,
cuckoo, cuckoo.