03x12 - Beaglemania

[bunniefuu]

"Life is like
a hurricane"

"Here in duckburg"

"Race cars, lasers,
aeroplanes"

"It's a duck blur"

"Might solve a mystery"

"Or rewrite history"

"Duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Every day they're out there
making duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Tales of derring-do"

"Bad and good
luck tales"

"D-d-d-danger"

"Watch behind you"

"There's a stranger
out to find you"

"What to do? Just grab
onto some duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Every day they're out there
making duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Tales of derring-do"

"Bad and good
luck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Not ponytails"

"Or cottontails"

"No, duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

[Humming]

There's nothing like a
sheet of clean cash.

You can get away with
laundering money,

Mr. Mcduff.

[Crash]

I can't hear
myself think.

That racket's worse

Than a bulldozer
in a china shop.

hey, hey, hey.
wake up, rock 'n' rollers.

it's time for
the screamin' sky mcfly show!

Wowee!

Yeah!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Bubba, rock...

'N' roll!

hey, flip
if you're hip,

and hop
till you drop.

we're only
two days away

from my $1 million
giveaway

for the newest
musical group.

you've got
a great group?

get down here

and... Get rich!

Dude!

I have cleaning
to do, lads.

Forget shaking,
rattling, or rolling.

But, uncle scrooge, this
music is the baddest!

So right!

Those hog callers
couldn't sing a note

To save their lives.

We'll listen
to real singers...

Like drake sinatra,

Or gandhi williams.

Right. Real hog
calling winners.

You two are old
fuddy-duddies.

This fuddy-duddy's
going to work.

Uncle scrooge
is older than bubba.

welcome
to thugs and mugs

on duckburg's
most wanted.

Your brother bombshell
takes a nice picture.

Look, ma, there's brainstorm
beagle and bankroll.

Oh, I love
family albums.

Ooh! We're still
in the top 10!

Wait till the mothers
of criminals hear!

now, a word
from our sponsor.

hey, get rude, dude.

the $1 million giveaway

for the baddest
rock group

is just
two days away!

That gives me an idea.

You'll run away
with that prize.

But, ma, we're jailbirds,
not songbirds!

You don't
have to sing!

You're going
to swipe the dough!

If you succeed,

The girls will vote me

Crime mother
of the year.

hit the dance floor.

hop to the b*at

'cause it's time for
the $1 million giveaway!

Get lost, wimps,

Or you'll be
singing with the angels.

Excuse me.

I can't wait to tiptoe
through the twenties.

Webheads, are you
ready to go rad

With the latest sound?

Then let's get rocking!

Uh-oh.
The gig is up.

The gig's
just starting.

What do you
call yourselves?

Uh, uh...
We're the beagles.

Ready to sing?

Sing? We only know
about sing-sing.

Blast, a mother's
work is never done.

We're going
to sing...

Sing this!

Uh, we're going
to sing...

the booby bagel.

I mean,
the booty baby.

the boogie
beagle blues.

"Awhoo"

"Awhoo"

"Awhoo"

"Awhoo"

"The guard screams"

"The warden shouts"

"You know,
the beagle boys"

"Are breakin' out"

"We're going to steal
some blue suede shoes"

"And sing
- the boogie beagle blues"

"Yeah"

"You keep the bank"

"We got the cash"

"We're going
to blow this joint"

"And hide
all our stash"

"We'll make the duckburg
headline news"

"And sing
- the boogie beagle blues"

"It's really hot"

"What's hot"

"We're going to get away
before we're caught"

"Awhoo"

"As long
as it's illegal"

"We'll be
happy beagles"

"We'll smile
from our mug sh*t"

"You know, we're wanted
in all the better states"

"We made the fbi's
who's who"

"We sing the boogie
beagle blues"

"Sing
the boogie beagle blues"

"Yo"

"Yo"

"Yo"

"Yo"

It's unanimous!

You boys
are the winners!

Say hello
to one million smackeroos!

The dough
is ours?

We didn't even have
to say stick 'em up.



Let's take it from
the top, melvis.

Awriii!

"You ain't nothin'
but a"

"Roadhog,
pretty mama"

"Messin' up my sty"

Move over, chubs.

Get back to
where you belong...

The fat club!

What's going on?

They're the hottest
group on the scene.

It'll get hotter

Unless you give them
a contract right now.

I know talent
when I see it.

J-just sign
on the d-dotted line.

Me first! How many
xs are in burger?

I can't believe it.

Dukka records signed
the beagle boys.

So what?

I own the company!

Here's the latest

By the group,
the beagles.

It's number one.

I hate them!

I hate the beagle boys' music!

Just tear up
the contract.

Are you crazy?

They're making me
millions,

And they're doing it
honestly.

[Knock on door]

[Cheering]

The beagle boys
are here.

No autographs, you
lovesick leeches!

Ma beagle.

Howdy, partner.

We're seeing how
our dough's doing.

Looking at things,

We're rockin'
'n' rollin'.

That's good, 'cause
there's a few things

My boys need.

"Limos, mansions,
mood rings"?

This will cost
me a fortune.

That's
not our problem.

Our contract states

Youse got to give
us what we want

Or else we split.

Go ahead, ma.

You tell
him, ma.

We got lots
of notes to hit...

C-notes, that is.

You can't do this!

I'll be ruined!

Are you all right?

It only hurts when i...

"Sing the boogie
beagle blues"

Whee! Whee!

Oh, this is the life.

We'll never have
to work again.

Oh, yeah?
Who says?

Being stars takes lots of work.

Hard work.

Oh, I need water.

Take five, boys.

Oh, boy!

Chocolate-strawberry
bubblegum cake!

Whoo hoo hoo!

strawberry fields forever.

Wha?

Cut down
on sweets.

Want fans to call
you the flab four?

Now, look alive,
boys!

I've had enough
of this t*rture.

If you want
to succeed,

You've got to
look the part.

You'll look it
from the inside out.

We look ridiculous.

You're supposed to,
you glitter goon.

So stop complaining.

We've got too much
work to do.

Can't you give us
a break, ma?

We've been signing
autographs all day.

You don't want to
disappoint your ma

Or your fans,
do you?

Looks like
we got no choice.

I can't believe it.

Your record's gone gold
seven times over.

It's still
selling strong.

Maybe we're not
so bad after all.

You're
no good degenerates

Who belong
behind bars.

Keep up
the good work.

That was swell.

You ain't
so bad, mcduck.

For someone who spells
his name funny.

Come on. We've got
more work to do.

We ought
to ask scroogey.

Scroogey?
What about me?

You forget
who's the boss?

This might refresh
your memories.

This little piggy
went to the slammer.

This piggy
stayed in his cell.

And this
little piggy...

I remember
what they do.

Good. Now,
let's get hopping.

Whoa, I've had it.

No more
workouts for me.

I'm taking 40 winks.


That is.

Rest time is over,
you lugs!

Studio session, 5:00,

A personal appearance at
the duckburg mall at 6:00,

Then at 8:00,

You'll do a show

For the terminally
unfashionable.

Uh... Aw, gee, ma,

Let up, will you?

How many more hard day's
nights can we take?

Yeah. Yeah.

Shut up and suffer
for your art.

At midnight, you'll
be signing autographs.

At 2 a.m....

Ahem.

Looks like you got
something on your mind.

Well, yeah, ma.

You're fired!

Fired?

Sorry, ma, but you
pushed us too far.

Now we're doing
the pushing.

Business is business.

I'll give them
the business.

It's not nice to fool
with mother beagle.

Welcome, ladies,
to another meeting

Of mothers
of criminals.

Have something
to say, dirty harriet?

I'm happy to announce

My boy,
ricky half nelson,

Was sentenced to 3-20
years for armed robbery.

Oh, how sweet.

What's the latest
on your brood, ma beagle?

Two are still on the
fbi's most wanted list.

Two more just
broke the top 20.

But I'm
ashamed to admit,

Four are in america's
top 40 hit parade.

They've gone legit.

Oh! Oh!

Some mother you are.

You let them
make money honestly?

How shameless.

Sorry, ladies. That's
where I went wrong.

But I'll get them back
on the wrong track

By hook
or by crook!

Hmph. Those brats
won't be

On easy street
much longer.

I'll put them
on the road to ruin.

[Engine
revving]

Nina quackwell
from rolling duck,

Here to see
you thugs.

What luck.

Nina quackwell.

I've been a fan
of yours for years.

Really?

Yeah.

I've always wanted
to be just like you.

How's it
rocking, boys?

Haven't I seen
you before?

You look
kind of familiar.

You remind me
of someone I know

Who's fat
and ugly and mean.

How sweet. Flattery
will get you 10-20.

Let's get
down to business.

Ooh! My name
is burger.

My sign is airyhead,

And my favorite junk
food color is puce.

Slow down,
slum breath.

I'm not
interviewing you.

First comes
the photo session.

Meet me on 4th
at midnight.

Then
you can squeal...

Gab... All you want.

Hey, gee, this
is a funny place

For an interview.

Yeah,
a busted-in back,

Just like old times.

I don't get it.

The only cameras are
surveillance cameras.

[Click]

Hey, what's
going on?

You're under arrest.

We're doing an interview
with nina quackwell.

You'll be talking
under hot lights.

Once the kids hear

Their heroes
are in the slammer,

The beagles
will be ruined.

Free the beagles!

Free the beagles!

Free the beagles!

They were
framed, man!

They only
stole our hearts!

Who asked you?

Those dingbats love
my boys even more!

Free the beagles!

Thanks for
bailing us out.

It's a misunderstanding.

We promise
to repay your 5,000.

You will?

That's so decent
of you.

Subtract it
from this new list

Of things we demand.

Yeah, like 5 tons of
caviar bubble gum ice cream.

My bank account can't
take much more punishment.

Ma beagle!

You're responsible
for this.

Your brood's
costing me a fortune.

I'd do anything
to be rid of them.

Maybe we can
help each other.

Make a deal
with you?

Their popularity
can't last forever.

And it's about
time they toppled.

Book them on the screamin'
sky mcfly show.

First, nina quackwell will have

A little talk
with mcfly.

Then we'll rock 'n' roll
them into oblivion!

Showtime's
in one minute, guys.

Better get kicking

With that new song
nina quackwell mentioned.

We don't
have a new song.

Like me to book
melvis pigsly instead?

That pig is big.

Sing a new ditty,

Or that little piggy's
got the market.

I know why
they call him

Screamin' sky mcfly.

What a rude dude.

The show's going to start
in 30 seconds.

We need a new song.

No sweat.
I got one.

"I like burgers
and hot dogs"

"With mustard"

"And a crinkly
fry on top"

"With custard"

"Ooh"

"Ooh, the pizza pie
with jelly"

"That ain't too smelly
and that...

Stop it, burger.

Ma wrote
our hit song.

We gave her
the boot.

It's more than we gave
her on mother's day.

Why isn't she here?

Surprise, boys!

You don't need me,

But I've whipped up
this little tune.

Gee, thanks, ma.

Not so fast.

What's in it
for me?

Hey, hey!

Celebrate, salivate,
and gather round

For duckburg's
hottest sound,

The beagles!

We'll do
anything you say.

Anything.

That means stealing
breakfast for me,

Polishing my
blackjack collection

Twice a week,

And visiting your ma

Whenever you're out
on parole.

It's a deal.

Thanks. We won't forget
this on mother's day.

You won't
ever forget this.

"Ow"

"Ow"

"You guys are jerks"

"You all are nerds"

"You guys is nothing but
a bunch of stupid birds"

"Looks like we're winning
and you lose"

"You'll sing
the boogie beagle blues"

"We tell you lies"

"We break the laws"

"We love to step
on everybody's paws"

"We laugh at crazy
jokes on youse"

"You'll sing
the boogie beagle blues"

Boo! Boo!

Boo! Boo!

Boo! Boo!

What the...

Hey, they threw
something.

I dropped
a contact lens.

Hey!

Let's get
out of here!

You're rude, dudes.

Uh, I think we offended
our fans, bigtime.

Ma slipped us
a bum song.

A perfect song for
a bunch of bums.

You'll do things
my way, right?

Yes, mommy.

It feels so good

To have my boys
back to being bad.

Wait a minute!

"Beagles b*mb."

That's music
to my ears.

You must feel terrible
losing all that money.

At least the beagle
boys are has-beens.

I've signed up
a big moneymaker...

Melvis.

Har har har!

"Blue, blue, blue"

[Burp]

"Blue, blue,
blue suede who's"