03x18 - A DuckTales Valentine (Amour or Less)

[bunniefuu]

"Life is like
a hurricane"

"Here in duckburg"

"Race cars, lasers,
aeroplanes"

"It's a duck blur"

"Might solve a mystery"

"Or rewrite history"

"Duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Every day they're out
there making duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Tales of derring-do"

"Bad and good luck tales"

"D-d-d-danger"

"Watch behind you"

"There's a stranger out
to find you"

"What to do? Just grab
onto some duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Every day they're out
there making duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Tales of derring-do"

"Bad and good luck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

"Not ponytails"

"Or cottontails"

"No, duck tales"

"Ooh ooh ooh"

But uncle scrooge, we've
hardly seen you in weeks.

And we planned all sorts of
stuff for valentine's day. See?

Valentine's day? I don't have
time for sentimental drivel.

For years I've searched in vain for
the lost temple of aphroducky.

Here at last!

I have a map that will
lead me right to it.

So?

So, aphroducky was revered
as the goddess of love.

And legend has it that
her temple contains

The greatest
treasure of all.

Can we come?

Please, huh?

No! This time you
are staying home.

This trip is too dangerous.

Now be good.

We'll visit when I get
back with the treasure.

Maybe he should send a
valentine to fort knox.

Gee, first we don't see
him when he's here

And then he does something fun

And we get left behind.

Maybe we do and
maybe we don't.

Boy, I love
this job.

The wind in your
feathers,

The throaty roar
of the engines...

The constant fear
for your life.

Yeah, flying.
Nothing like it.

Just land this thing.

Ordinarily, I'd
dive right in,

But I hear these waters
are infested with sharks.

Just rumors. Besides, I thought
you weren't scared of anything.

Hey, there's scared and
then there's stupid.

And you're an
expert on both.

Now go find me that treasure.

It's so hard to
get good help,

Especially when you don't
want to pay for it.

Ouch!

Ok! Come out nice and
slow, you stowaways!

Don't sh**t, uncle scrooge.

Did I not tell you this
trip was dangerous?

We laugh in the
face of danger.

Oh? Let's see you
laugh in the face

Of a month
without dessert.

yo! Mr. Mcd.!

You found something?

This is the temple
of aphroducky!

Now keep your peepers peeled
for priceless plunder.

Personally, I'd prefer to protect
my posterior from predators.

There's no shark
within 100 miles.

There's got to be
treasure here.

I can feel it in my bones.

Who are the rubes
in the robes?

Don't you know
your history?

Hey, I don't know my zip code.

The angry
looking guy...

He's vulcan, the blacksmith
of mount olympus. Right?

Right. And this
is aphroducky.

Hello, aphroducky.

Where have you hidden this
treasure of yours?

Look. It's cupid.
Isn't he cute?

Say cheese.

Cheese.

What's this?

Hey, it's greek to me.

Somebody had
to say it.

Out of my way.

Ah, the greatest treasure!

Quick! Open it, lads.

It's empty!

Except for that.

What's pilios?

It means love.

Love? The greatest
treasure is love?

Oooh! I could've
gotten that news

Out of one of those
sappy valentines.

I've been robbed! There's no
treasure here at all.

Don't be so sure.

Cupid's arrow's
are solid gold!

Things have taken a turn.

Yeah, for the worse!

Don't worry about
me, mr. Mcd.,

Save the kids.

Hey, fish face! Over here!

I'm gonna hate this!

Yaaaa!

Whoa! Whoa! Hey, stop!

We've gotta
help him!

Follow me and
stay low.

Yeooow!

Yuk!

Now!

Launchpad!

Say something!

Baby!

Baby?
- Baby?

Baby?

Hi, what's your sign?

No, no, let me guess.

Pisces? I'm an aries.

Aries? You mean airhead.

Hang on to this love
sick lunatic.

I'll be right back.

Thank you.

I'll miss you, sweet fins.

Should he be
flying a plane?

I think his mind
had a meltdown.

That's never stopped
him before.

Yeah, but he's never tried to kiss
a two-ton feeding machine, either.

Launchpad started
acting weird

After he got jabbed
by one of those.

You don't think...

Those really are
cupid's arrows.

Ah, greeting-card garbage.

But that was the temple
of aphroducky,

The goddess of love.

That's just a bunch
of mumbo-jumbo.

Ah, come on, vulcan.

Where'd you hide cupid's arrow?

I am tired of you going around
poking the earth folk

With those arrows...

Making this one fall in
love with that one.

What kind of hobby's that?

Oh, poor vulky's jealous.

I don't have to be jealous.

You are the wife.
I am the husband.

And the husband is king!

King! Ok, then,
I'll crown you.

My mother gave us
this plant!

Where are those arrows?

I'm warning you, aphroducky...

Oh, go sit
on a volcano!

I could've married adonis,

But, no. I had to
marry that hothead!

What! My magic lamp's lit!

That means someone's
in my temple.

Better take a look with
my magic monitor.

You overgrown mackerel!

You've ruined my ruins!

Ah! That's cupid's quiver.

Vulcan must have hidden
the arrows in own temple.

Only they're not there now.

I'll rewind back through time to
see what really happened.

Ah-ha! Little man,
you're about to find out

That this prize has a price.

I hope uncle scrooge
likes these valentines.

Gather around.

I have something
special to show you.

For us? Wow!

Ta-da!

Aren't they beautiful?

Yeah. Swell, uncle scrooge.

We were hoping it was something
for valentine's day.

This so-called holiday
is just a ploy

By the card and candy
companies to make a buck.

Ah, gee, uncle scrooge.

Don't "ah, gee" me.

I went to a lot of trouble
to get these arrows.

[ Knocking ]

Now what?

Look!

Who are you?!

Why, silly person,
I'm aphroducky.

Aphroducky?!

Aphroducky?!

Yes. I'm in a bit of a rush

So don't bother to grovel.

Just give me back my arrows.

Your arrows?

Yes, I use them to spread love
and joy throughout the world.

Thanks, but we've got all the
love and joy we can stand.

You got in, now show
yourself out.

There ought to be laws
against people like that.

Look! I've had a
very bad millennium.

Give me those arrows!

That really is aphroducky!

I don't care is she's
feather locklear,

She's not getting my arrows.

Yeoow!

Let me down!

Stop! Stop! Let me down!

Leave my uncle
scrooge alone!

Uncle scrooge! Are you ok?

Ah! The arrows!

He's fine.

You've ruined my money bin.

What have you got to
say for yourself?

Darling!

Darling?

There. Is that
comfy, sugar plum?

No! It is
not comfy.

And I am not
your sugar plum!

Look! I've humored
you long enough.

Leave me alone!

But, dumpling, wait.

We've got to help uncle scrooge
get rid of aphroducky

Before she loves him to death.

Sure. You tell her
to go home.

Listen. Aphroducky's still under
the spell of those arrows, right?

It's like you fall in love
with the first thing you see

Once you're stuck.

But if we undid the spell

She'd forget uncle
scrooge and go.

So all we gotta do
is stick her again,

And make sure the next
person she sees is herself.

Scroogey-woogey.

Where are you?

Ok, when the door opens

We drop the tapestry

And make points
with aphroducky.

Shhh. I hear footsteps.

Oooh!

Oooh!

Uh-oh. That didn't sound
like aphroducky to me.

You called?

Uncle scrooge! Yaaaa!

Sweetheart!

Sweetheart?!

Extra! Extra!

Read all about it!

Mcduck hooks heavenly body!

He's tearing up the
whole backyard

To build aphroducky a
new temple.

Boy, all this lovey-dovey
stuff is enough

To turn you off valentine's
day for keeps.

Whatta you think
you're doing?

I'm gonna give uncle scrooge
the valentine gift I made him.

Webbie! He doesn't care
about your valentine.

And he doesn't care about us.

Well, I still
care about him.

Uncle scrooge!
Uncle scrooge!

Huh?

I was gonna give this to you
tomorrow on valentine's day,

But I thought you
might like it now.

A valentine cupcake? Lovely.

You like it?

Yes. Enough to give it to
my dearest aphroducky.

Oh, how... Sweet.

Uncle scrooge!
That was for you!

Phone for you, sir.

Regarding the press conference
you wish to arrange.

Oh, thank you,
duckworth.

Just another surprise for my
little lollipop lips.

Lollipop lips! Yeck!

Now where're
you going?

Uncle scrooge
doesn't love us

So I'm running away
from home.

Webbie, it's not that
he doesn't love us.

It's just that he's under
that stupid arrow's spell.

So? Either way,
we've lost him.

What?!

Well, this is me
saying goodbye.

Are you running away
from home too?

Don't try to talk
me out of it.

I can't live without it.

The shark again?

I can't think of anything but my
finny little valentine.

So I'm going back to
offer her my hand.

She'll take
your hand

And the arm that
goes with it.

But if you live
underwater,

Than you'll never
fly a plane again.

Never fly again?

Hey, we going to
a pool party?

That's it! That's what
breaks the spell...

True love!

When launchpad had to choose
between the shark and flying...

Pow! It's the cure.

So we just have to make uncle
scrooge choose between aphroducky

And what he loves the most...

Money!

Commence operation allergy.

Oh, hi, aphroducky.

Whatta you want?

Uncle scrooge is busy,

So we came down to
play with you.

Don't be silly.

I'm a deity and deities
simply don't pla...

Aa-aaa-aachoo!

Uh-oh. Sounds like
she's got cashititis.

Casha-what's it?

It means you're
allergic to money.

First you start sneezing...

Aachooo!

Then your skin
turns green.

Aaaah!

And then your
feathers fall out.

Yaaa!

Give it away, scroogey.

All your money is
making me sick.

Bu-bu-but, my money?

Oh no!

It was awful, uncle scrooge.

I guess you'll
have to choose.

It's either your
money or aphroducky.

Ah, all right, I
will choose.

Come on. That press
conference I called

Is awaiting us outside.

Now she's gonna get it.

Honey, it's me, vulcan.

Hello.

How can I apologize if
she's not even around?

Huh? Aphroducky?

it seems I have to choose between
aphroducky and my money.

So I ask myself, which
do I love more?

Well, that's easy to answer.

Aphroducky, my
goddess of love.

What?!

What?!

Ah, scroogey poo.

After all, what
good is money

Without my honey?

so I'm going to
marry her.

Over your dead body, buddy!

Which way is duckburg?

Thanks.

When will you return, sir?

Oh, never. Heh heh heh heh.

I'm off to spend the rest of
eternity on mount olympus.

Then I won't count
on you for dinner.

All set to go, launchpad?

Aye, aye, sir. The
jet's all get for you

And your lady friend.

Dearest, did you
bring my arrows?

They're right
here, cupcake.

Uncle scrooge,
wait!

Yeah?

Listen, uncle scrooge.
You're under a magic spell.

You don't belong on
mount olympus.

And neither do we.

What are you saying?

As much as we love
you, we can't go.

Bye, uncle scrooge.

Goodbye?

Yes, that's right. Say goodbye
to the little mortal persons.

But they love me.

Hey, we've got a plane to catch.

Whatta you think this is?

It's bar-b-que time!

Vulcan!

Ah, live long and prosper.

And I love them,

And then again, I also
love aphroducky.

This is so confusing.

Be still, you wife snatcher!

Laddies! Webbie!

Uncle scrooge!

I'm coming!

Hello, scroogey!

Run for it, mr. Mcd.

I'll keep lava breath busy.

Of course, I mean lava
breath as a compliment.

Hey, nice crash.

Uncle scrooge,
you're ok.

Yeah, all our
problems are solved.

Except for one.

Run! I'll handle this.

Yo-ho. Over here.

Come and get me.

Sappy valentine's
day, dead duck!

Yaaaa!

Talk about leaving
an impression.

Uncle scrooge!

Now I'm really angry!

Don't you touch my scroogey!

Come on. We're gonna settle
this once and for all.

Oh, no! She's still
stuck on uncle scrooge.

We'll see about that!

Look, vul. I love
scrooge now.

So if I ever so much as
see your ugly face again

I'll... Yaaaaa!

You'll what?

I'll give it a big kiss.

One minute she's ready to
fry him and the next...

Isn't true love wonderful?

What can I say, scrooge?

You and I just lost
that special magic.

You could put
it that way.

Before we go, could I
have those arrows back?

Sure, I've got all the
treasure I need right here.