01x11 - Fly

[bunniefuu]

Gee, brain,

What do you
want to do tonight?

The same thing
we do every night,
pinky--

Try to take over
the world.

♪ They're pinky
and the brain ♪

* Yes, pinky
and the brain *

♪ One is a genius

♪ The other's insane ♪

♪ They're
laboratory mice ♪

♪ Their genes
have been spliced ♪

♪ They're dinky ♪

* They're pinky
and the brain *

♪ Brain, brain, brain

* Brain, brain, brain,
brain, brain *

♪ Before each night
is done ♪

♪ Their plan
will be unfurled ♪

♪ By the dawning
of the sun ♪

♪ They'll take over
the world ♪

♪ They're pinky
and the brain ♪

* Yes, pinky
and the brain *

♪ Their twilight campaign

♪ Is easy to explain

♪ To prove
their mousy worth ♪

♪ They'll overthrow
the earth ♪

* They're dinky *

♪ They're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ Brain, brain, brain

♪ Brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪

Narf!

[Rule, britannia playing]

Narrator:
paris, paris...

[Music stops]

[La marseillaise playing]

Paris, 1805.

Napoleon is at
the height of his powers.

All of france awaits
his victorious return
from austria.

You want
the full treatment,
madame?

Oui. I must look
fantastic for
napoleon's return.

Will it hurt?

[Laughs]
very much.

Napoleon! Napoleon!

Rah! Rah! Rah!

I do not cheer napoleon,
pinky. I scorn him.

He is a lucky amateur--

Who's about to
take over the world
before you do?

Please, pinky, spare me.


He'll be sweeping
the sewers with
a bunch of sticks

While we will
control the world.

Oh, right.
Forgot. Sorry.

Allez, meeces, allez!

Whoa!

Ahhh!

Aah!

I love it!

Now, you should
not wash your hair
for 3 months.

Oh, so soon?

Gone at last.

Obsequious
buffoons.

Right-o, brain!
Narf! Obsequious!

[Grunts]

Pinky, do you
have any idea what
"obsequious" means?

No. But it
sounds squishy.

Ooh, I love squishy.

Careful, pinky,
someone might mistake you

For a career rodeo clown.

When napoleon
returns to paris,

All of france will celebrate
with rich, heavy meals,

Topped off
with the country's
most popular dessert--

Crêpes suzette.

And as part of
tonight's plan, pinky,

I have altered the recipe
for crêpes suzette

To make it
highly expl*sive

By adding one more
ingredient.

Do you know
what that is?

Um, little bits
of granite?

Oh, yes, little bits
of granite.

Mmm, yummy.
No, pinky,

The secret ingredient
is nutmeg.

It will turn the flaming
dessert into a wildly
expl*sive device.

Then, as crêpes are lit
all over the country,

The resultant fiery chaos

Will provide us
with ample time
to seize control.

Pinky?

Ha ha. Brain, have
you ever noticed

When you poke your
finger way down into
your belly button

It makes your ears
pop? Ha ha! Zort!

The good news
for you, pinky, is that
I depend on your help.

What's
the bad news, brain?

I depend on your help.

Now start running!

Oomph!

Narf! Ooh, I love that
sound, don't you, brain?

Phoomp! Ha ha!

Brain?

I'm inside
the crêpes.

Egad, brain,
suit yourself.

The nutmeg, pinky--

Right!

Don't
add the nutmeg.

Don't?

Furthermore,
in preparation

For napoleon's return,

The streets
must be cleared

Of all undesirables,

Rabble-rousers,
revolutionaries,

In fact, anybody
that looks really weird,

Except you,

Va! Off the streets.

And we need a new banner
for the palace entrance.

"Welcome home, shorty"?

That will never do.

But he is a tiny
little man.

Never say that!
He hates that!

Egad, brain,
that was brilliant.

But oh, no, no!

How are we going to make
enough of these

For the whole country?

First things first.

Grrrr!

Aaarrr!

Aaaaarrrr!

There. I'm renewed.

Pinky, give a man a fish
and he'll eat a meal.

Teach him to fish
and he'll eat for life.

Oh, goody, fishing.

No, pinky, teaching.

We'll teach
the recipe to others

At the cooking school,

And then
they will aid us

In conquering the world!

Oh, right. Then fishing.

Oh, I am so bored with
flaming dessert class.

Bourgeois!

Flaming desserts
never change.

Bonsoir, class.

I am monsieur jean
jacques jean jean jean.

I'll be your substitute
teacher for the evening.

Today, students, we
shall cook crêpes suzette.

However, in honor
of napoleon's return,

We shall change the recipe.

[Both gasp

Change the recipe?

Finally,
something new!

Oof!

It's perfect.

Oh, thank you,
monsieur.

Light them.

At the feast of
napoleon's return,

My students,
remember this--

"Nutmeg shall cover
this crêpes suzette

As napoleon's rule
shall cover the earth."

And once having said this--

Add the nutmeg!

No, no, not...

Brain?

Brain?

[Groans]

Egad, brain,
are you all right?

Once my bones
have healed, pinky,

Remind me to hurt you.

Right.

Aah!
Aah!

[Clangs]

Cheer up, brain,
it could be worse.

How, pinky?

Well, we could
be 2 cantaloupes

That nobody bought

And be all
rotten and smelly

In the back
of the market.

Funny how that
doesn't cheer me up.

No, pinky, I'm afraid
we've lost our students

And, with it, our chance
at world domination.

Monsieur!

Monsieur!

Oh, we are
your eternal
disciples, monsieur.

You're--you're
all right.

More than all right,

You have restored
our faith in cooking

As an expression
of anarchy.

Tonight,
we will spread

Your culinary
breakthrough

To all of france.

Au revoir, master.

Both: mwah! Mwah!

Mwah! Mwah!

Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
[Laughs]

The orders are--

Clear the streets
of rabble-rousers,

Revolutionaries,

And anybody that
looks really weird,

Except him.

[Yelling]

Allez, rabble-rousers!
To prison!

Allez, revolutionaries!
To prison!

We must be off, pinky,

For our disciples
are with us.

Nothing
can stop us now.

Allez, 2 really
weird-looking

Little people.

To prison!

How terribly ironic.

Aah!
Aah!

Oof!
Oof!

To the dungeon.

They've ruined my hat.

Ooh, real wood.

Look, pinky, the palace
of the louvre.

[Gasps]

Egad, brain, I just
had a great idea.

They should build
a huge glass pyramid

Right in front
of that big
old building.

That's preposterous,
pinky.

They might as well
send the london bridge
to america.

Monsieur talleyrand,

All is prepared
for napoleon's return.

Everything?

Did you put
the little mint
on his pillow?

Oui,
monsieur talleyrand.

Bon.

Ah, remember,
everyone,

Humor the emperor.
Laugh at his bad jokes.

What, uh, what are
you doing there, brain?

You're right, pinky,

It does make
your ears pop.

[Horse whinnies]

To the dungeon.

To the dungeon.

[Gasps]

Ze empereur!

His imperial highness
napoleon has arrived.

Mon empereur!

He really is tiny.
Shh!

Egad, brain,
nice dungeon.

Yes. I think I've been
underestimating the french.

Man: bravo, napoleon!

Bravo,
napoleon!

All: bravo,
napoleon! Hurrah!

Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?

I think so, brain.

But first, you'd have to
take that whole bridge
apart, wouldn't you?

No, pinky.
They think I'm napoleon.

Well, that's wrong
then, isn't it? Narf!

Um, excuse me,
slight mistake.

Pinky, no!

Ahh!

Oof!

Man: napoleon,
are you all right?

Oh, he's all right,
but he's not nap--

Excuse us.

Let me explain, pinky.

We want them to
think I'm napoleon.

A most fortuitous
shortcut.

Oh! But, brain,
do you think
you can fool them?

Hmm, it will
be difficult.

They're expecting
a tiny little megalomaniac

Who is bent on
ruling the world.

Instead, they have me.

Ahem. Gentlemen, ladies,

Thank you for
your most kind welcome.

I'm happy to be...
Napoleon, uh, here,

And if you need
napoleon for anything,

Ask me, for I am him.

[Crowd murmuring]

Monsieur tallyrand:
and, uh,

How did you find
austria, my emperor?

Austria?
Of course,
i, um...

I, uh, how did
I find austria? I, uh--

Turned left
at switzerland.

I turned left
at switzerland.

[Laughing]

Oh, emperor.

Yes. Emperor...

Emperor brain.

Ahhh.

Vroom!

Vroom! Vroom!

Ha ha ha. Oh, this
is glorious, brain.

Oof!

Emperor brain.

Right.
Emperor brain.
Narf! Ha ha ha.

Oh, if they
could see me now,
they'd have a fit.

Who, pinky?

I don't know.
Someone who
has fits.

Oof!

Must you be so bizarre?

What do you
expect, brain?
We're in france.

We aren't just
in france, pinky.

As of today,
we are france.

And soon,
we are the world!

Um, are we
the children?

Narf!

Are you telling me
that there is no one

In the royal palace
of france

Who knows how
to make french toast?

Must I conquer england
to get some decent food?

Both: oh! Ahh!

Egad, emperor brain,

That was quite
the imperial
tantrum,

I don't mind
telling you,

Just like
the real napo--ohh!

What happens when
the real napoleon
shows up, emperor brain?

A bit louder, pinky.

There's a truffle hunter
outside limoges

Who didn't
quite hear you.

You mean armand?

Fear not, pinky.

This is not
a detail I've missed.

Behold, this is a list
of imperial decrees

Which I presented
this morning.

Buried among them
is a decree banishing

Anyone over
the height of 8 inches

From entering
the country.

By the time napoleon
arrives at the border,

He won't be able
to get in. Banished!

Genius,
emperor brain!

There are times,
pinky, that I question
our friendship.

Gentlemen,
I have sad news.

Both: the emperor
is insane!

Oui, but iwanted
to say it.

These decrees
are outrageous.

Everyone has to be taxed
according to height--

Both: ooh!

Clothes must
be washed--

Ohh!

And all cats to be
banned from france.

[Both gasp]

But what will
we feed the tourists?

Gentlemen, I say
the emperor must be

Permanently dethroned.

Ok with you?

Bon.

We will do it
at tonight's
great celebration.

Everyone who
is anyone is here.

Yes, and
you as well.

[Both laugh]

Ha ha ha--ugh!

[Playing fanfare]

Woman: his majesty,
the emperor napoleon.

Nice to see you.

Glad you
could make it.

Hey, ronnie, how
about those huguenots?

Turn around!
You may not enter.

You are all too tall
to enter france.

I think not.

You may pass.

Oh, what a meal,
brai--emperor.

Yes, pinky.
Get used to it.

Psssst!

Before dessert,
the emperor
will make a toast.

That is your cue.

Mon empereur,

The guests--in fact,
the entire country

Awaits some word
from you.

[Crowd murmuring]

Madames and monsieurs,

I thank you
for the celebration

Of my victorious
return to france,

And tell you now, I plan
to conquer the world.

But first, dessert.

Now!

Death to
all tyrants!

Death to
all tyrants!

Egad, emperor brain,
I think he means you.

[Both scream]

[All scream]

[Indistinct talking]

Your maker--
he waits for you.

Man: my emperor!
My emperor!

Oof!

Emperor brain,
our students!

In honor of
this august occasion,

We present
to our emperor...

A really, really
big crêpes suzette.

In the words
of our teacher--

"Nutmeg shall cover
this crêpes suzette

As napoleon's rule
shall cover the earth!"

Is this a good thing,
emperor brain?

Just call me brain,
pinky.

I believe the emperor
routine nears completion.

[Both screaming]

Oh, what
is all this?

We got a thing
down here called
the napoleonic code.

And it says
you don't start

The party
without me.

Someone's head's
going to roll
for this, charlie.

Josephiiiine!

Brain, a customer.

Not now, pinky,
I'm making plans
for tomorrow night.

Why? What are we going
to do tomorrow night?

The same thing we do
every night, pinky,

Try to take over
the world!

♪ Ze're dinky ♪

♪ Ze're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ Brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪