03x13 - Pinky and the Brainmaker/Calvin Brain

[bunniefuu]

Gee, brain,

What do you
want to do tonight?

The same thing
we do every night,
pinky,

Try to take over
the world.

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ yes, pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ one is a genius

♪ the other's insane ♪

♪ they're
laboratory mice ♪

♪ their genes
have been spliced ♪

♪ they're dinky ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ brain, brain, brain

♪ brain, brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪

♪ before each night
is done ♪

♪ their plan
will be unfurled ♪

♪ by the dawning
of the sun ♪

♪ they'll take over
the world ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ yes, pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ their twilight campaign

♪ is easy to explain

♪ to prove
their mousey worth ♪

♪ they'll overthrow
the earth ♪

♪ they're dinky ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ brain, brain, brain

♪ brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪

Narf!

[Tchaikovsky's waltz
of the flowers playing]

Pinky, how many times
have i told you

Not to frolic
in the lab?

Sorry, brain, but ballet
gives you grace and poise

And coordinaaaaa--

Do you realize
what this
gemination machine

Will give us, pinky?

Um, an excuse
to look up the word
"gemination"?

No.

It will give us enough clones
to take over the world!

Now observe,
while i use this
photograph of myself

Yes.

And more importantly,
he moves like me.

Now, follow

So i can show you
your task, pinky.

Yes!

Yes!

You make the clones

While i teach them
to dance.

Oof!

More.

Brains: yes!

Huh?

Pinky.

Narf!

Brain: i will create

The world's most beloved
celtic dance troupe.

Pinky: brain,
i have a surprise.

Pinky, what
have you done?

Those aren't
my dance steps.

It's left and--
Oof! Ooh!

Dance!

Dance!

No!

Brain clones: yes!

Uhh...

uhhhh...

ohhhhh!

[Gasps]

[Giggling]

Ha ha ha.

Poit.

Wake up, pinky.

What?

Oh, brain,
i had the most
wonderful dream.

We were dancing
and--

Silence.

We must prepare
for tonight.

Why, brain?
What are we going
to do tonight?

The same thing we do
after every dance recital,
pinky.

Try to take over
the world.

♪ they're dinky ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪

Abandon your dignity.

I am a fish.

You are caught
in a trap.

Peek-A-Boo!

Hey!

Somewhere beyond passion
and obsession

Lies subjugation.

Fishy, fishy, fishy!

Narf!

Whoa!

Zort!

Subjugation.
You will obey.

It's really stinky.

Ow!

Well, pinky, what do you
think of our commercial?

What commercial?

The one we were
just watching.

Oh! Troz! You mean,
the home movies?

Ah, they make me
nostalgic.

You were
so different then.

That was last wednesday.

Those home movies were
my skillful application

Of the latest in subtle
advertising techniques.

A commercial
designed to convince
an unsophisticated public

That my new perfume
will give them
what they most desire.

Sand in their ears?

No, pinky.

That exotic, mystical,
alluring...

thing that everyone
seeks from perfume.

Which is...

uh...

well, that really
doesn't matter, pinky,

Because what they will
actually be buying

Is a secret mind control
formula.

I have isolated
a precise combination
of pheromones

Which will stimulate
certain subparietal
receptor cells,

Rendering the human brain

Submissive to the exact
frequencies of my voice.

So that people
will actually
like your singing?

No, pinky.

This perfume will
make its wearers

Obey my every command,

Allowing me to
take over the world.

However, since i only
have enough funds

To show the commercial
once at 3 a.M.

On the weather channel,

I'll have to find
some other way

Of bringing my perfume
to the public's attention.

You could dress it up
in pretty clothes

And have it
run screaming
down the street.

Narf!

It worked
for me once.

Dress it up
in pretty clothes

And have it run
screa--

Yes!

Pinky, are you pondering
what i'm pondering?

Um, i think so, brain.

But 3 men in a tub?

Ugh, that's unsanitary.

No.

We shall get
fashion models

To endorse my perfume,

And it will
fly off the shelf.

Now, come.
We're off to a place

Where women are paid
huge amounts of money

To look beautiful
and change their clothes
frequently.

Charlie sheen's house?

No, pinky,
a fashion show.

Welcome to fashion expo,

Where the world's
top designers

Are showing an expl*si*n
of color and shapes

In their new
spring collections.

Pinky: ooh,
how exciting.

The world of fashion.

Maybe they'll give us
their extra buttons

For my collection
of notions.

Pinky, you are
one notion shy
of a thought.

This is elsa kitsch
reporting,

And i'm here
with designer
fabrizio ditzio.

Fabrizio, what are
your clothes saying
to women this spring?

For the spring,

We say that the fashion
can be bold and yet subtle

And classic
but still modern.

Are shapes important?

Yes, elsa.

Today's woman
is wanting a look

That is fully cut
and yet close to the body,

With a silhouette
that is long and sleek,

Yet still short
and sassy.

Oh, brain, i want
to wear clothes.

These designers
are so clever.

Don't be ridiculous.

This is classic
double-Talk.

Round and
yet square,

Bright and yet dark.

Silly willy and yet
fun, fun, fun!

Zort!

Whoa!
Oomph!

Pinky, you are stupid
and yet imbecilic.

Coming up next,

We'll see a garland
of bright spring
grays and browns

As we go
behind the scenes
with giselle

From the house
of loco.

Brain: now come
backstage, pinky.

We must interest the models
in my new perfume,

Which shouldn't be hard.

Apparently,
they'll wear anything.

[French accent]
claudia, darling,

What a beautiful dress.

Now get out of
those street clothes

And put zis on.

Here we are, pinky.

Amid this chaos
is the key to
our future success.

Ooh.

Shiny buttons.

Ha ha ha ha!

Fine, pinky.
Keep yourself amused,

While i turn on
my irresistible power
of persuasion.

Excuse me.
May i speak with you
for a moment?

Woman: no.

Miss, uh, i'd like you
to wear my new perfume.

Leave me alone,
creep.

Pardon me, but would
you be interested

In endorsing a wonderful
new fragrance?

Why should i?
Who are you?

Actually,
i'm a lab mouse

Attempting to
take over the world.

You won't get anywhere

With a pathetic line
like that.

Call my agent.

Aah!

Apparently, her manners
are no more developed

Than her taste.

Buttons! Ha ha!
Narf!

Kate, what are you doing
with that carrot stick?

You want to get fat?

Another behind-The-Scenes
moment at fashion expo.

Heh heh heh.

Alors! I did not see you.

Tell me, giselle,

Are shapes important?

Everything
is important,

Down to
zee last detail.

I'm ready.

Wait, zee outfit,
she needs something.

Waa-Haaa!

There. Now, go! Go!

Waaaah-Haah-Eeee!

Whoa!

[Crowd murmuring]

Egad!

Narf!

Brain!

Pinky?

Brain!

Aah!

Aah!

I can't see!

How unusual.

What is going on?

Who is responsible
for zis?

Ahem. I am.

I'm sorry, brain.

I'm all a-Tangle.

Quiet, pinky.

I, calvin brain,

Designed this stunning
little ensemble

To express, uh, uh...

that we are all a-Tangle
in vanity and self-Image.

[All talking at once]

Yes! Today,
the world of fashion...

tomorrow...

the world!

Welcome to stylish.

I'm elsa kitsch.

This week, designer
calvin brain

And new supermodel
sensation pinky

Literally set
the fashion world
on its ears.

With his infectious
quelque chose

And insouciant
je ne sais quoi,

Pinky is everyone's
favorite cover boy.

Women everywhere
are getting the pinky look.

High cheekbones are out,

Big ears
and buckteeth are in.

And designer calvin brain's
pinky look

Is all the rage
on the paris runways.

In fact, aside from pinky,

The hottest
new male model is...

prince charles!

Tell me, calvin brain,

What is the secret
to your look?

Are shapes important?

Yes, elsa.

You see,
today's fashion

Must be big
and yet small,

Flat and yet, uh,

Poofy.

Dry and yet...

slightly moist.

With such keen insight,

It's easy to see
why calvin brain

Has become
an overnight superstar

In the design world.

Thank you, elsa.

And now i'm taking
my fashion career
to new heights

By introducing
my own scent--

Subjugation
by calvin brain.

Subjugation?

Is that pinky's
fragrance?

His fragrance?

It's his whole life.

You heard it here
first.

Subjugation,
the new scent
by calvin brain.

Wear it
and be humiliated.

Zort!

I'm all a-Tangle.

♪ i'm ♪

♪ too famous for my narf!

♪ too famous for my narf!

♪ i've got a little scarf ♪

♪ and i'm ♪

♪ too happy for my zort!

♪ too happy for my zort!

♪ just watch me cavort

That's the new video
by, like, pinky 'n' all,

And, like, guess what?

Our guests on
house of fads today

Are, like, calvin brain
and pinky 'n' all.

[Giggles]

Narf! I'm
all a-Tangle.

It's, like,
way cool and stuff

That, like,
male fashion models

Are finally getting
some, like, respect.

Yes. That's why
it's so important
to point out

That my perfume,
subjugation,

Is actually
a unisex scent.

So all of you, uh,
chicks out there,

Like, splash some
on your dudes.

And all.

Totally cool!
Totally cool!

♪ i'm a lab mouse ♪

♪ i think it's so keen ♪

♪ i do my little dance
in a big limousine ♪

♪ yeah, in my limo

♪ in my limo, yeah!

♪ i've got
lots of cheese in my limo ♪

And so today
i am launching

Calvin brain kids.

Yay!
Yay!
Yay!

That's doodle-Gummy
gosh-All-Yummy-Liscious!

Ha ha ha!

Yay!
Yay!

Excuse me,

Are shapes
important?

And don't forget,

The most important part
of the calvin brain kids' line

Is subjugation perfume
and bubble bath.

Troz! It looks
just like me.

[Giggles]

Children: yay!

♪ and i'm too happy
for my troz ♪

♪ too happy for my troz

♪ i love to lick my paws

This is elsa kitsch

Reporting live via
worldwide satellite hookup

From nevermore ranch,

Where calvin brain has promised
to make an announcement

That will rock the world.

I just love
calvin brain
and pinky.

Mmm...hmm.

This is it, pinky.

People everywhere
are drenched in my perfume.

Now,

I need only say the word,

And the world will be mine!

Pinky?

Hmm, which do you
like better, brain,

The green ribbon
or the yellow tape measure?

Whoo-Hoo!

What difference
does it make, pinky?

The world is waiting.

Well, i need to
look fashionable

For my public, brain.

Zort!

You know,
something practical

But still jaunty.

Stop it, pinky.
Just stop it!

Aaahhhhh!

[Crash]

They've brainwashed
you, pinky.

Really?

Ooh, i didn't know
i was brain-Dirty.

No, pinky, i mean
you've fallen victim

To the fashion industry.

They make
these ridiculous
pronouncements

About what's hot
and what's not.

And people run out
and spend their
hard-Earned money

On things they don't
really need.

It's all hokum
and flim-Jammery.

But, brain!

Throw away all this
fashion junk.

Brain, the perfume.

The perfume is just
a hoax, pinky.

Fashion is meaningless.

For all i care,
you can wear...

clown pants.

[Gasp]

[Crowd murmurs]

And that's another
behind-The-Scenes moment

With elsa kitsch.

Oh, no.

Was that thing on?

Mmm-Mmm.

I'm ruined.

So, fabrizio,

Tell us about
your new fall line.

Yes, elsa,

Today's fashion
must be big, yet small,

Loud, yet soft...

you mean...

yes!

Clown pants!

Pinky, would you
turn that off?

We have to get ready
for tomorrow night.

Why, brain? What
are we going to do
tomorrow night,

Design a fetching
little ensemble?

No, pinky.

My designs are
much bigger.

We're going to do
the same thing
we do every night.

Try to take over
the world!

♪ they're dinky ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪