03x14 - Pinky Suavo/T.H.E.Y.

[bunniefuu]

Gee, brain,

What do you
want to do tonight?

The same thing
we do every night,
pinky--

Try to take over
the world.

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ yes, pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ one is a genius

♪ the other's insane ♪

♪ they're
laboratory mice ♪

♪ their genes
have been spliced ♪

♪ they're dinky ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ brain, brain, brain

♪ brain, brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪

♪ before each night
is done ♪

♪ their plan
will be unfurled ♪

♪ by the dawning
of the sun ♪

♪ they'll take over
the world ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ yes, pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ their twilight campaign

♪ is easy to explain

♪ to prove
their mousey worth ♪

♪ they'll overthrow
the earth ♪

♪ they're dinky ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ brain, brain, brain

♪ brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪

Narf!

Brain: pinky, i have
arrived at an epiphany.

Do you know why

I have yet to take over
the world?

Um, because you're
a stinky puss, grouchy face

And nobody will share
their crayons with you
except me? Ha ha! Narf!

Actually, yes.

But i'm big enough
to admit my shortcoming.

And now,
i intend to rectify it.

With years of emotionally
draining and expensive
psychoanalysis?

No, with a machine.

The personalitron!

By feeding
pictures and bios of
charismatic celebrities

Into the personalitron,

I shall extract the
traits that made these
people so magnetic:

The undiluted machismo
of john wayne,

The dynamic sensuality
of valentino,

The sensitivity
of actor's actor
tony randall.

After i transfer these
winning personality
traits to me,

The entire world will
beg to bow before me,

Their charismatic
despot.

Oh, oh, how about
adding the pure comedic
genius of the unknown comic

To enhance your wacky side?
Ha ha! Troz!

May i see that, pinky?

Mm-Hmm.

Thank you.

My pleasure.

Pinky:
ptoo! Ha ha ha!

Soon i shall be
a whole new mouse.

More personable,

More captivating,

More...

cool.

Ohh! Brain!

Brain: aah!

I'll get you out, brain!

Waaaaa!

Pinky!

[Coughs] pinky!

Pinky, are you
all right?

[French accent]
i know not to whom
you refer with this,

How you say, pinky?

Perhaps you speak
of the great...

pinky suavo.

He, who is i,
that is, moi.

You rang, no?

Yeeeeees!

Pinky suavo?

Pinky,
snap out of it.

Odd. I can't bring
myself to bop you.

It's almost
as if i'm hypnotized.

This is understandable,

You, the man with
the bulbous head
and tiny body.

Oof!

For it is my tragic fate

That everyone loves
pinky...

suavo.

Yes!

Yes.

I mean, no.

I mean, yes!

The machine worked!

Pinky suavo, are you
pondering what i'm pondering?

Yeeeeees!

But why does the chicken
cross the road, huh,

If not for love?

Ohh, i do not know.

No, pinky suavo.

We shall use your
magnetic qualities
to entrance the populace.

Once they're
under your spell,

You can tell them
to elect me world leader.

Yes, you may have
the world, power-Hungry,
bean-Head boy.

For pinky suavo
hungers only for...

amor.

[Dance music plays]

Pinky:
pardonnez-Moi.

Ahem.

I am...

pinky suavo.

All: ohh...

right this way, sir.

All: ohh...

♪ turn the big bad romance

♪ passionate behavior
walkin' like a,
talkin' like a ♪

♪ king and a savior
ha ha ha ha.

Pinky...

suavo.

All: pinky...

suavo.

Pinky...

suavo.

Pinky...

suavo.

[Girls screaming]

Pinky...

suavo!

Coming up later...

we'll meet
pinky suavo,

Author of the new
tell-All tome...

suavo on suavo.

Ahh!

All: ahh!

Hey, is that pinky suavo
a hit or what?

The whole world
adores you pinky suavo.

But it is my purpose
to be adored, no?

Yeeeeees!

No. Your purpose
is to tell the world
your secret,

That the brain made you
what you are today.

Ah, yes, the brain.

For without it,

Love...

she is stupid.

I am talking about me.

How selfish.

Oh, i don't care
how magnetic you are.

Narf! Poit! Ha ha!

No!
Egad! Narf! Ha ha ha!

Narf! Poit! Egad!
Troz! Poit! Ha ha ha ha!

What have i done?

You're on in
mr. Suavo.

We'll have to hurry.

Narf! Poit!
Ha ha ha!

Troz! Egad! Zort!
Ha ha ha ha!

Don't worry, pinky.
Soon you'll be back
to your old suavo self.

Poit! Zort! Narf!
Troz! Ha ha ha!

And by increasing the power
of the transference,

We'll eradicate
any further mishaps.

Yes!

Pinky: aah!

Pinky: aah!

Pinky: aah!

Pinky?

Pinky, are you
all right?

So, pinky suavo,

How did you
get so,
well, suavo?

I know not to
whom you refer--

Zort!

Perhaps you speak
of the great...

unknown suavo!

Yes! Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, look,
i am linda blair.
Ha ha! Troz!

Ha ha ha ha.
Whoo-Hoo!

All: eww!

Ewww!
Ewww!

Ohh!

I can't
believe i inserted
this stupid photo

Into the personalitron.

Hey, hey, brainy, baby,
what's brown and sticky?

I don't know.

A stick.
Ha ha ha ha!

Ooh, i got
a million of 'em. Narf!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Don't remind me.

Now, settle. We have
a lot of work to do
before tomorrow night.

Why? What are we gonna
do tomorrow night, fathead?!
Ha ha ha ha ha.

The same thing
we do every night.

Try to fix
the personalitron

And make the unknown
suavo go away.

Chorus: ♪ say bravo
for suavo and the brain ♪

♪ brain, brain, brain

♪ brain

Pinky: yeeeeees!

[Thunder]

They are everywhere,
pinky.

They control everything.

They command
the highways, the skyways,
and even the byways.

They gave brooke shields
a sitcom.

Ohhhh!

Do you know
who they are, pinky?

Why, of course
i do, brain.

They are harry,
bo, and frizzy,

The 3 morons.

They are my favorite
comedy trio. Narf!

Hey, bo, harry,
look at me.

I'm a fat hippo.

Nyee!
Nyee! Nyee!

Nyee! Nyee!

Nyee! Nyee!
Nyee! Nyee--

Ha ha ha ha!

Just this once,
promise me

You'll control
your spastic and
nonsensical outbursts

For the rest
of the night.

Ok, brain. Narf!
I promise.

Thank you.

Nyee! Nyee!

Nyee! Nyee!

Pinky!

Oh, was i being
spastic and nonsensical?

Yes,
most definitely.

Poit.

T.H.E.Y., pinky.

The horde of
ecumenical yodelers.

Yodelers! Zort!

Riccola--

Remember your promise.

Ok.

They don't actually
yodel, pinky.

Their name is but
an innocent-Sounding
smoke screen

To divert attention
from the group's
true purpose:

To rule the earth!

T.H.E.Y. Are actually
an ultra-Secret,

Clandestine society
of world leaders.

Hmm. Why are t.H.E.Y.
Called yodelers if
t.H.E.Y. Don't yodel?

Uh, because
all ultra-Secret,
clandestine societies

Have funny names that
don't make any sense.

Narf! Like the senate
ethics committee?

Yes, my friend.

But the horde of
ecumenical yodelers

Wields more weight

Than any common
governmental body.

Their membership roster
is a virtual who's who

Of earth's most
powerful people.

Tonight, 2 new names

Will be added
to this elite list.

Shields and yarnell?

Oof! Ha ha ha ha!

No, us.

And once we are
members of t.H.E.Y.,

We shall gain entrance
to their secret vault,

Where t.H.E.Y.
Keep everything
you need to know

To rule the world!

There it is,

The secret meeting place
of the horde of
ecumenical yodelers.

Riccola--

Soon we shall
be privy to their
most important secrets.

Like how the leopard
got its trunk?

Yes. And how many
licks it would take

To get to the center
of your mind.

The world
may never know.

Narf!

Perhaps they
didn't hear me.

Yeelg!
Gleey!

Who goes there?

It is i--
Ned limpopo,

Ruler of brainania.

And this
is hassan limbeck,

Minister of finance.

We want to join
your club.

Brainania burst
into molten fire

And was swallowed by
the dark ocean depths.

Brainania is no more.

Yes,
but we still have

A post office box
in texas.

Oh! Well, golly!

Why didn't you
say so?

Hey, come on in, y'all.

Pinky, we're in.

Are you pondering
what i'm pondering?

Oh, i think so, brain,

But i prefer
space jelly.

No, pinky.

We are mere moments
from gaining
admittance

To the secret vault.

Hey, these fellas here

Are ned limpopo
and hassan limbeck

Of brainania.

They got a p.O. Box.

Ah!
Oh!
P.O. Box.

Nice to meet you.

Now if you'll
direct us to
your secret vault,

We'd like
to catch up

On the club's...
activities.

Yee-Haw!

The secret vault's
right over here.

Yes!

[German accent]
not so fast.

We have no way
of knowing

You are who you
say you are.

You may just be
some fancy talkers

Mit a p.O. Box.

That's right.

[Muttering
in agreement]

Give us
the secret high sign

That all
world leaders know.

[Gulps]

High sign?

Oh. Well, uh...

that's easy.

It goes like,
um...

this?

Live long and, uh...

oh, i mean, uh...

ey!

Nyee! Nyee!

Nyee! Nyee!

Nyee! Nyee!

Nyee! Nyee!

Oh, no.

Nyee! Nyee!

Nyee! Nyee!

Velcome, friends.

You are vorld leaders
after all.

Nyee! Nyee!

Now to
the secret vault.

Not yet!

To enter
the secret vault,

You must wear
the purple robe.

Absolutely.
That's a given.

That's the rule.
Uh-Huh.

And before you are allowed
to wear the purple robe,

You first must be...
tested.

Yes, yes, a test.

Let's get on with it.

Will it be
multiple choice or essay?

[Cackling fiendishly]

[Gulps]
[gulps]

Dooph!

Henceforth,

You shall be known as
pledge you're-A-Dweeb.

And you shall be known
as pledge i'm-A-Doofus.

Oh, i think i'm going
to like this test,

You're-A-Dweeb.

Geegh!

Remember your
promise, pinky.

Dooph!

You're-A-Dweeb!

What is his proper name?

I'm-A-Doofus.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!

Um, may i ask

Which one of you
is S*ddam?

Who wants to know?

Ahem. We are
from ugly persons
quarterly magazine.

In our annual
readers' poll,

You have been named
"ugly tyrant
of the year."

We hereby
present you

With the "already
been chewed"
gum ball award

In honor
of your achievement.

Congratulations!

Zort!

[Cheering]

[Weeping]

I have never won
anything before.

Thank you so much!

[Sighs]
[sighs]

Come on in
and have some pork rinds.

What are your names?

I'm-A-Doofus.

Uh...you're-A-Dweeb.

[All gasp]

Did you hear that, fellas?

He called me a dweeb!

No. That's
my pledge name--

You're-A-Dweeb.

I'm-A-Doofus.

Ha ha ha ha!

Whoa!
Whaaah!

Oh! Being a pledge
is fun, fun city really.

It's like getting
bopped on the head,

But more so.


on the iq chart,

And you'd be
a doorknob, pinky.

Dooph!

I'm-A-Doofus.

Congratulations,
pledges.

You have passed
the first test.

You shall
be rewarded

For your
good work.

With entrance
to the secret vault?

No, but something
even better.

Uhh...
uhh...

uhh...
uhh...

would somebody
please tell me

What this has to do

With joining the world's
most elite club?

You dare questions
the sacred rites

Set down by
the ancient ones?

Yeah. We had
to do this,

So you got
to do it, too.

Of course,
when we all
went cow-Tippin',

We used real cows.

But this is a buckingham
palace guard.

Timber!

Dooph!

One...
one...






Well,
the white house

Is toilet-Papered,
pinky.

Agh!

I'm-A-Doofus.

That's my name.
Don't wear it out.

Ha ha ha ha--

You promised that
you wouldn't act

Like such a moron
all the time.

Promise me
from now on

That you will keep
your promises.

Ok. I promise...

you're-A-Dweeb.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Dogs barking]

Make haste!

Whoa!
Whaaah!

[Grrr]
[grrr]

Heh heh.

[Panting]

If that doesn't
prove we're worthy,

I don't know
what will.

Pledge you're-A-Dweeb,

Where is your beanie?

My beanie?

Oh, uh...

i, uh...

retrieve
the sacred beanie.

Yaaah!

[Dogs barking]

Yaah!
Whaaah!

Dooph!
Buh!

What next,

A panty raid
at the kremlin?

A wacky food fight
with nato?

Tie us to margaret
thatcher's head

And make us sing
camptown ladies?

Hey, those are
pretty good ideas.

Yeah.

Let's try it.

Enough!

If this is what
passes for conduct

Becoming
of world leaders,

I don't want
any part of it.

Well, gosh,

That's too bad,
pledge you're-A-Dweeb,

'Cause we were just about
to initiate y'all.

And let you
share the wisdom

Of the secret vault.

Uh...i was just
joking, of course.

Quitter.

Riccola!
Riccola!
Riccola!

Yaah!

Dooph!

Oh, let me back in.
I'll be good.

I promise.

I really like
being a pledge.

It's fun.

Nyee! Nyee!

Heh.

Oh, darn.

Ha ha ha ha!
Ho ho ho!
Hee hee!

Moron: nyee! Nyee!

Nyee! Nyee!

Nyee! Nyee!

Nyee! Nyee!

Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Hee hee!

Now you know what's
in our secret vault.

We have the world's
most complete



Everything
you need to know

To be a world ruler.

Why, you...
i oughtta--

What did i do?

Nyuk nyuk!
Nyuk nyuk!

Why, you...
i oughtta--

What'd i do?

Nyuk nyuk!
Nyuk nyuk!

Ha ha! Oh, i'm going
to like this club.

Ha ha! Narf!

Pinky, tell me
what you saw

In the secret vault.

Oh, i saw lots
of things, brain.

Like--

Oh, wait.

I promised
not to tell.

Ha ha ha ha!

But you can tell me.

I'm your
best friend.

Oh, no. I'm going
to keep my promises
from now on, brain,

Just like you
asked me to.

I want you
to respect me.

Egad! I can't wait
until the next
club meeting.

Why? What are you
going to do

At the next
club meeting, pinky?

Why, the same thing we do
at every club meeting, brain.

We--Oops. Troz!

♪ i can't tell you ♪

Brain: grrrr!

Pinky: nyee! Nyee!

Nyee! Nyee!