03x27 - Brain's Night Off/Beach Blanket Brain

[bunniefuu]

Gee, brain,

What do you
want to do tonight?

The same thing
we do every night,
pinky,

Try to take over
the world.

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ yes, pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ one is a genius ♪

♪ the other's insane ♪

♪ they're
laboratory mice ♪

♪ their genes
have been spliced ♪

♪ they're dinky ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ brain, brain, brain ♪

♪ brain, brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪

♪ before each night
is done ♪

♪ their plan
will be unfurled ♪

♪ by the dawning
of the sun ♪

♪ they'll take over
the world ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ yes, pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ their twilight campaign ♪

♪ is easy to explain ♪

♪ to prove
their mousey worth ♪

♪ they'll overthrow
the earth ♪

♪ they're dinky ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ brain, brain, brain ♪

♪ brain, brain,
brain, brain ♪

Narf!

Yes.

This is it, pinky.

A really hard
math puzzle?

No, my numerically
challenged friend.

This is the day
we have set aside

To find out
what i like to do
for fun.

Zort!

You mean, we're not
going to try to take over--

Don't even say it,
pinky.

I don't even want
to hear those words,

Because tonight
is our night off.

All the best
authorities

On motivational
psychology agree.

You must recreate.

Why, the very
etymology
of that word

Says it all.

Re-Create.

You must
recreate yourself

By pursuing diversions

Apart from
your quotidian
responsibilities.

Aah!

Your tongue is making
really strange noises, brain.

Grrr!

I'll put it in terms

That even you
can understand.

If you could do
anything you wanted
to do tonight,

Anything that is,
as you say,

"Fun, fun, silly-Willy,"

What would it be?

Um...

oh--Oh, i know...

get a giant truckload
of mashed potatoes

And build a magic
fairy land.

Maybe i should choose
the evening's activity.

Brain:
table for two, please.

[French accent]
you are much smaller

Than our usual
customers.

Actually, we are a pair

Of genetically altered
lab mice

Trying very hard
not to take over
the world.

Would you like
booster seats?

I'll have the garlic
jumbo prawns.

And monsieur?

Hmm?

Oh, me, me. Well,

I'd like a big bowl
of macaroni and cheese.

That is not on the menu.

Well, all that's
on the menu

Are a bunch
of funny words.

You should have pictures
on your menu,

Like denny's.

I will see if the chef
can accommodate your request.

So, pinky.

Hello?

Well...

what are we going
to talk about?

Hmm.

Let me see.

Well, we could
talk about trying
to take over--

Don't even go there,
pinky.

Shoptalk is off-Limits
tonight.

I won't talk about
taking over the world,

And you won't talk about...

whatever it is you do.

We'll just have to find
something else to discuss.

Like what?

Oh, say, i know.

I read this interesting
article the other day.

It was all about
the nocturnal
breeding patterns

Of the acorn barnacle.

I'll bet you never knew
a crustacean
could snore, did you?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ah...

no, i--I didn't
know that.

Well, i guess you
had to read it to...

find the humor in it.

Yeah.

I guess.

Your jumbo prawns, sir.

And your macaroni
and cheese.

Are these supposed
to be steamed carrots?

These are limp.

Steamed carrots should
be served al dente.

Look at that
macaroni and cheese.

The cheese is all stringy.

Um, no, no,
it's ok, brain.

Please don't
make a scene.

We are paying
customers, pinky,

And we have every right
to voice our complaints.

Is something
wrong, sir?

I'll say something's wrong.

Why, just look at what
you're trying to pass off

As edible.

And stop
touching your hair.

Do you want to
contaminate the food?

I'm afraid i don't
like your tone, sir.

My tone?

Who's the customer
here, anyway?

[Without french accent]
not you, buddy!

Yeow!
Oof!

Well, there goes
his tip.

We must find
a more soothing way
to spend our evening.

You know, that
little guy was right.

This food is lousy.

I've been wanting
to complain
about things here

For a long time,
mr. Man,

But i never
had the nerve.

Yeah, yeah, we should
stand up for ourselves

Like he did.

That little fella's
a natural-Born
leader.

He should run
for office.

[All talk at once]

So, where'd he go?

Yes, pinky, i think
you're right.

A shopping spree.

This will take
my mind off of work.

Oh, these are
lovely, brain. Zort!

Brain:
pardon me, miss.

Could you open this?

I'd like to
try on the jacket.

Oh. Well, it's
a little unusual,

But i don't see
why not.

What do you think
you're doing, claire?

You can't just rip open
the blister packs.

But, sir, the customer
wanted to--

I don't care what
the customer wanted.

The next time
you do that,

You're fired!

What's going on?

Ah, the boss
is yelling again.

Again?

Is this the way you treat
your valued employees?

No wonder you can't find
good service anymore,

If every time a clerk
tries to help a customer,

She gets yelled at.

You people shouldn't
put up with this.

You ought to organize,

Form a union,

Stand up to your boss.

Listen, trotsky,
this i don't need.

You're outta here.

Aaahhhh!
Oof!

Are we relaxing yet,
brain?

No, pinky.

You're right.

My outbursts aren't
doing anyone any good.

And we're not doing
any more work

Until you
treat us better.

Yeah, that's right.

Wait a minute.
Can't we work
something out?

Who was that
little guy, anyway?

We should get him
to organize our union.

He'd be a great leader.

Yeah, i'd follow him
anywhere.

I give up, pinky.

You pick our
next diversion.

Hey, have you seen
a little guy

With really
big ears?

We want him to
run for office.

Yeah, he--He should
run the country.

He should
lead the world.

[All talk at once]

And this is where
the queen fairy
has her throne.

And this is
the grand ballroom.

I couldn't make it
any bigger.

The mashed potatoes
started to fall
from the ceiling.

Brain?

Brain?

Pinky, are you pondering
what i'm pondering?

I think so, brain.

But will they let
the cranberry duchess

Stay in
the lincoln bedroom?

No, pinky.

It's no wonder i can't
take over the world.

I don't even know how
to enjoy a night off.

Tv reporter:
people all over town

Are looking for someone
they describe

As a small
large-Headed figure

With big ears.

He's a natural leader.

He fights
for what's right.

Nobody knows what happened

To this feisty,
diminutive fellow,

Who, in one night,

Seems to have
inspired people

All across the city

To take charge
of their lives

And stand up for themselves.

Perhaps we'll
never see him again,

But at least
he touched our lives

For a moment.

I don't know why

You put up with me,
pinky.

Let's face it,
i'm a failure.

Here, brain,

You can be king
of the fairies.

Thank you, pinky.

I'll need all
the encouragement
i can get

To muster
my self-Confidence
for tomorrow night.

Why, brain? What are we
going to do tomorrow night?

Have fun the only way
i know how.

By trying to take over
the world!

♪ they're dinky ♪

♪ they're pinky
and the brain ♪

♪ brain, brain, brain ♪

♪ brain ♪

Looks like surf city's
a wipeout today, g*ng.

You'd have to be
to ride those curls.

[All groaning]

Ooh!

[Gasps]

Set your peepers
on that.

Ohh, crazy!

Egad! Marvy, far-Out,
way goo-Goo ride!

It helps that i taped
my feet to the board, pinky.

It's all part of my plan

To win over today's
surf-Crazed youth.

Yaah!

Nnnnnn!

Oof!

Is that part of
your plan, too, brain?

Pain always seems to be
an unavoidable side effect

Of my plans, pinky.

But remember,

While we are here
in malibu,

I am braindoggie,

An aloof,
bohemian nomad

From parts unknown.

All right. Troz!

And i'm your
beatnik buddy
pinklady,

On the lookout
for wild sea chimps
in the surf.

That's pinkdaddy.

You are the most,
braindoggie.

You ride those waves
like they are
a part of you.

I can dig that,
pinkdaddy,

For i am one
with mother ocean.

Wherever her currents
take me,

That is where
i make my home.

All: ooh.

Braindoggie,
wowsville.

You'll have to
park your stick
somewhere else, man.

This is our beach.

Nobody owns the sand,
beach boy.

Yeah, mr. Rulemaker man
with a tan.

He's braindoggie.

Wherever the home
bakes him
is where he...

uh, takes his cake or...

something.

Pinkdaddy's right, cranky.

I am?

Narf-Out!

Yeah. Sometimes
you are so immature,
cranky.

Hey, whose side
are you on?

Are you my girl
or what?

Until i see a ring
on this finger,

I'm not sure i can
be your girl anymore.

Check you later...

braindoggie.

Later, babe.

Hmm!

Danette,
sweet cookies,
come back.

Hey, there's
a wiggy shindig

Happening tonight
at big mcgarrity's.

Why don't you all
slap on your huraches

And watusi down
to have some kicks?

It is feasible
that we could
make the scene...

man.

Put the pedal
to the metal,
braindoggie.

We don't want to miss
any of the way-Out fun

At the wiggly woggly
shindig.

Narf-Out!

We're not going
to the party
to have fun, pinky.

Stay focused
on our goal.

You mean to lure
the sea chimps to shore,

Using banana-Flavored
chumsicles as bait?

Once and for all,

There are no monkeys
in the ocean, pinky.

Troz.

We must endear ourselves

To those
hormonally-Challenged
teenagers.

Once they think
that we are
the kings of cool,

They'll fall at my feet

To wear my
hypnotic sunscreen--

Brain de soleil--

For the smart set.

When applied,
it will render
the unfortunate fools

Helpless
to resist my will,

And they will do
whatever i say.

Even this?

[Muffled laughter]

Sadly, today's youth

Would not need
hypnotic encouragement
to do that, pinky.

There it is,

Big mcgarrity's
shindig shack.

Come on, everybody.

Do the itchy fishy.

Hey, look,
it's braindoggie.

All: oooh!

What a lame dancer.

I think he's marvy.

[Gasps]

Outta sight,
braindoggie.

Too much!

You sure are
one kooky surf rat.

Actually, i am a lab mouse,

Intent on exploiting
dimwitted teenagers
such as yourselves

In an intricate plot
to take over the beach

And then the world!

Gee, cranky,
why can't you be
like braindoggie?

He has ambition.

Aw, take the lid off
the pressure cooker,
chickie.

We're young.
We can have
ambition later.

Yes. Perhaps one day,

You can be
a crash test dummy

And use your hair
for a helmet.

Hey.

My hair
is really cool.

You're gonna pay,
goo goo!

I'd like to see you
make me.

Goo goo goo goo!

Aah!

You know the rules,
cranky.

No squares, no parking
on the dance floor,

And no squishing
the customers allowed.

But, big mcgarrity!

Book 'im, daddy-O.

Hey, danette,
do something!

Sorry, cranky.
I can't do something

Until i see a ring
on this finger.

But...

i'm the grooviest guy
in town.

Yaaah!

Not anymore.

Braindoggie's
way more boss.

Yes!

I mean, uh...

marvy!

[All cheering]

Hey, braindoggie,

How about a song?

Yeah!

♪ braindoggie mambo ♪

♪ braindoggie mambo ♪

♪ braindoggie mambo ♪

♪ is the song that we sing ♪

♪ i'm a way-Out
crazy surfnik ♪

♪ travelin'
from shore to shore ♪

♪ when the kids
all dig his groovin' ♪

♪ he's the one they adore ♪

Narf!

♪ braindoggie mambo ♪

♪ braindoggie mambo ♪

♪ braindoggie mambo ♪

♪ is the song that we sing ♪

♪ braindoggie's
super nifty ♪

♪ he's the guy
with the most ♪

Yaah!
Yaah!

♪ odds are more
than 50-50 ♪

♪ that he's gonna be toast ♪

♪ braindoggie mambo ♪

♪ braindoggie mambo ♪

♪ braindoggie mambo ♪

♪ is the song
that we sing ♪

♪ soon i'm going to
rule the surf set ♪

♪ i'll be king
of the beach ♪

♪ then can we adopt
a new pet? ♪

♪ a sea chimpanzee
named cheech ♪

Hey!

♪ braindoggie mambo ♪

♪ braindoggie mambo ♪

♪ braindoggie mambo ♪

♪ is the song
that we ♪

♪ is the song that we ♪

♪ is the song
that we sing ♪

Mambo!
Mambo!
Mambo!

Yay!
Yay!
Yay!

Brain: hey, g*ng, 'sup?

Braindoggie, pinkdaddy,

Pull up a towel
and catch some rays.

We can dig the
crazy sun, surf bunny,

But not until
we slather our bodies

With ample gobs
of sunscreen.

But sunscreen's
for, like, kooks.

Not brain de soleil,
for the smart set.

I use it all the time.

It keeps
my complexion smooth

And free from
pesky melanomas.

And it tastes
extra good
on corn dogs.

If braindoggie says
sunscreen's cool,

That's enough for me.

Could you put some
on my back, braindoggie?

Yes!

She digs me...

she digs me not...

grrr!

Whoa!

You're out of your
league, braindweebie.

You want to make time
with my best girl,

You'll have to b*at me

In a contest
of surf chicken.

[Gasp]

Ha ha ha!

In surf chicken,

We both take off
on the same wave.

Whoever stays
on his board longest

Before getting smashed
into skeleton rock wins.

I'll never be able
to handle waves
like these.

Why? What's the worst
that could happen?

Well...

i could wipe out
on that giant swell,

Get tossed
in the violent current,

Be unable to breathe,

Clawing helplessly
for the surface,

And get shredded to bits
on those spiky,

Razor-Sharp rocks.

Some people have
all the fun.

[Cheering]

Yay!

[Whistles]

Go, braindoggie!

Oh, this isn't
so difficult.

You go, braindoggie!

Whoo!

Something smells
like chicken,

Helmet hair.

My hair is really--

Cool!

Bawk bawk bawk bawk!

Oof!

Cranky's a chicken.

Braindoggie wins.

Where is he?

Look.

[Coughing]

Hiya, chickie.

Bet you're glad
to see me--

Cranky!

[Cough cough]

Graham cr*cker lips.

I don't care

If you're
the biggest chicken
in malibu, cranky,

You're my chicken.

Mmm.

Uh-Uh-Uh. You know
i won't do that

Until i see...

a diamond
engagement ring?!

All i wanted
was a mood ring.

Oh, well in that case--

But i'll take it.

Wowsville.

We're gonna
get married,

And then
we'll have kids,

And i can join
the p.T.A.,

And you can get
a potbelly.

Huh?

Oh, braindoggie,

It looks like you lost
your biggest fan.

Yes, but the rest
of the g*ng

Still digs my scene.

Look.

They're going gaga
over my hypnotic sunscreen.

In mere moments,

They will be my surfnik
zombie warriors,

Marching to
my every command.

Um, zort!

This might be
a stupid question.

I'm used to them,
pinky.

I know.

But how will your
surfnik warriors
be able to march

When they
can't even move?

Like, braindoggie
is my leader, man.

All: rule our world,
braindoggie.

Drat!

I must have calibrated
the chemical reaction

To the fluorescent lights
in the lab.

The ultraviolet rays
of the sun

Have turned my
hypnotic sunscreen
into spackle

And our beach trip
into an endless bummer.

Googy jeepers!

Change the label,

And this stuff would
make a great hair cream!

Then everyone
could have hair
just like mine.

Baby, i'm going into
business.

Cranky spamalon's
hair helmet
club for men.

Oh, cranky,

I always knew you'd
get ambition one day.

Pinky: all those chumsicles
i left on the beach,

And i didn't meet
a single sea chimp.

I guess you
were right, brain.

They don't really exist.

Poit.

There is no truth
in advertising.

I've been meaning
to tell you, pinky,

When i was under
the water, uh...

some...thing helped me
get to shore.

Egad!

Was it a sea chimp?

[Munching]

Hee hee hee!
Hee hee hee!

Either that,

Or i've spent
too much time
in the sun.

We'd better
return to the lab

And prepare
for tomorrow night.

Why, kahuna?

What are we gonna do
tomorrow night,

Run wild and free
with the grunions?

No, pinky,

The same thing
we do every night.

Shake the sand
out of our ears

And then...

try to take over
the world!

♪ they're wiggy ♪

♪ they're pinkdaddy
and the braindoggie ♪

♪ braindoggie, braindoggie,
braindoggie ♪

♪ braindoggie ♪