Everyone, please remain calm. I've got to
see the Amanda Show. I'm Amanda's biggest
fan. I came out away from Switzerland in
this corn chowder.
Can't get back in line, Sir. Apparently
you don't realize who I am. Please, my
name is Penelope Tate. I just
happened to be Amanda's number one fan.
Please. Yeah, everybody's her
#1 fan.
Does everybody have a man, his face
tattooed on their abdomen? Huh.
Which is the back of a mind, But I'm a
man, his biggest fan. I have my own
Amanda website.
Yeah. Please.
Where's Amanda? The Amanda Show will
begin momentarily.
You gotta fly towards Nickelodeon. Please
hurry, I've got a show to do.
Nickelodeon. Are you one of them
Rugrats?No,
I'm Amanda. Amanda Bynes.
I wish you were one of them Rugrats.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi.
I'm one of the regular cast members on
Amanda Show. My name is Johnny
Kasir. You ain't Amanda.
Hey, there's a stage down there. You
better land. Hello. Hey, hey,
what's your deal?
I'm sorry I took a lot of
cough medicine this morning.
Oh yeah, that stuff will knock you
loopy.
Oh well.
Listen, I realize that I'm not Amanda,
but I don't think it's necessary to.
Sorry. Hey, it's Amanda.
Welcome to my show.
These are funnies. Boring.
Sign that door. Bye bye.
Hey. Like
one minute picnic.
Give me.
Camera time.
Hey, names. Love
you.
Take them all out.
Let's
go. I am
so excited to be doing the show because
I'm working with some really cool people.
It's like a dream come true because on a
regular show you never What's that
noise?Hello
Hello people. I can help me change Amanda
's number one fan please. I have my own
Amanda website www. amanda
please. com. Who are you please? I'm
Nancy. I'm not familiar with you. I'm
really the actors on the show. You're
wasting my life. Where's man? Please.
She's doing the show
and everyone here on the show really
makes me feel at home. The only thing
missing is my room. She misses a room and
they had to watch her room. Didn't be
able to stand there with a man that has
not fulfilled desire. I'll be back.
Please. Hey yo,
Amanda, since you're the star of the
show, do you think you can have a pizza
delivered in under 30 seconds by two of
your favorite TV stars?Get
me a banana nut muffin. OK, now come on.
There is no way that I could get a.
We brought you pizza.
We brought you some flowers.
Thank you. Oh, and here's your muffin
dog.
I love you, man.
We just came to wish you good luck on
your show tonight. Thank you. Yeah, Break
a leg. Thanks.
How many
times has this happened to you?
Well, never again, because now there's
the pedestrian airbag.
The pedestrian airbag works for
rollerblades.
It works for nerds.
Sorta The pedestrian airbag even works on
disgusting boys. Can I kiss your face?
Well.
She's OK.
The pedestrian airbag from the makers of
the inflatable friend.
Get one.
This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.
When you've got a beef, don't take the
law into your own hands. Put your beef in
the hands of Judge Trudy. OK,
All right.
Sit down. I am Judge Trudy now.
Excuse me? You're the judge.
You have a complaint
against Principal Thorn? He
made me stay after school.
Hey Trudy, these kids are throwing
garbage at me. Sir, I cannot be
responsible if you choose to stand in the
way of their flying garbage.
Silence. Hers. Please. Tell me,
why should Yapenheimer over here kept you
after school? Well, you see, we're
studying our flotation in science class,
and I wanted to do an experiment. He
pushed my car into the swimming pool.
Hold you in contempt of court. What does
that mean? It means to shut your
face on this. Continue.
Well, I just wanted to see if his car
would float. It was a brand new car. No,
it's wet and I hate moisture. I just
don't see what I did wrong. You
snuck out of study hall. You went to the
faculty parking lot and pushed my car
into the swimming pool. That's ESAI.
Saw him do it. That's sausage. I
object. Approach the bench.
Yes, put your hand in this drawer. Why
put it?
Objection on the rule. Now go back to
your thing, Judge Judy. I only did it for
science. Perfectly reasonable. There's
nothing reasonable about a moist sport
utility vehicle. It was practically
homework punishment in principle. You
have tastic impose on you for doing your
homework. He made me stay after school.
What kind of monster are you?
Look, we can butt hay all day, but you're
still going to lose.
$85,000
what, 85? I don't have
$85,000. Well then you're going in
a leopard cage. Leopard cage.
I'm allergic to cat hair. Come on, this
is a joke, right? You can't get serious.
I'm uncomfortable.
The litigants for our next case are
entering the courtroom. See them.
That's it. Okay. What's your
complaint? While I was playing baseball
in the house and I broke the TV, 2
bases, and the dog. And what did your
parents do about this? We merely asked
her to please not do that again.
Wait a second. Shutting.
Dismissed, bringing the dancing lobsters.
TuneIn next week for more of Judge
Trudy.
And so, children, George Washington
led the revolution, largely
because he loved basketball.
And men named Arthur.
Pay attention or I will send you to
the principal's office
now. George
Washington had both wooden teeth and
formidable leadership skill.
Can't take it, can't take it anymore.
Let her stop. Why must she speak?
I know what to do.
Are
you?
Little. Get the
sheep here, sheep.
I did things.
If only it were real.
Cut residents. Oh, hi Stephanie.
Yeah, I'm watching it. This is the one
where she gets hit with the football and
it breaks her nose. Oh, my
nose. I love
it.
Not a problem. 70 weeks don't go away.
Get out.
Hi sweetie, I'm home from thesupermarket.
Not a problem. Katie, could you help me
with these groceries? Sure, mom.
Who is your father? Home? Yeah, he's
upstairs. Carl. Hi,
honey. I didn't know you were.
Not a problem.
Hey Pickles, these look
tasty.
Not a problem dad. See she bought 2 jars.
Not a problem.
Honey, I bought that new chair. It's in
the hallway by the elevator, back in a
flash.
Not a problem. Oh, hi puppy.
Not a problem. Help me shut the table,
will you? Oh, sure, mom.
There we go. Got the chair, honey? Coming
through.
Not a problem.
Light bulb b*rned out. Oh, your brother
can change it, Carter. Coming,
mom.
Not a problem What you need, son? Could
you change that light bulb there? Sure,
dad.
This is me.
Not a problem. Hey,
let's go out for dinner. Excellent idea,
honey. You know, we could go out or stay
in or whatever as long as we the Klutzes
are together as a family group
hug.
Not a problem.
Let's go.
Hey Katie, show me those car keys, would
you?
Not a problem.
There it is on the ledge. Hold my feet,
will your family. OK.
Little lower, little lower,
little lower. Almost
got it. Almost little
lower got them.
Not a problem.
Young Master Blake, are we dining
alone this evening? No, I have a
date. A first
date? Why, yes.
Ah, there she is now.
She's as pretty as a tissue.
Wonderful to see you again, Cynthia. Why,
thank you. 2 Ginger ale
's on the rocks please. Right away, Sir.
Thank you. Oh, I'm excited.
So how was your day? Oh lovely. I
had a ballet recital and then I bought a
Mozart CD. Mozart.
Here I am for the lady.
And for the gentleman, lovely. Thank you,
I'm away.
Wonderful.
So what is your favorite piece by Mozart?
That's difficult to say.
My goodness, I'm itchy.
Beethoven. It's just
quite persistent. Maybe are your fork my
fork?
Much better. Thanks.
The chef has prepared a special appetizer
for you, Pork puffs. Sniff
them, I go.
Wow, I've had some good pork puffs
before. We get your pork here.
Yes, that's that's quite a lot of pork.
Oh.
OK, you should leave back like that.
Yes, you don't want to hurt your precious
button. Yes, my
mistake. So you mentioned the
ballet. Have you been dancing long? Long.
I'll say. Look at these calluses. This one
's the size of a doorknob. Yes, that one
is quite bulbous.
You should have it removed these
myself I have a portable calisander.
All for this house right off.
Here we are. Spaghetti with clams
and other fancy items one might find in
sausage. Thank you.
This certainly looks yummy, doesn't it
though?
You might have to go to the bathroom.
No, go. Go right ahead. Thank you.
I thought you were going to the bathroom.
I am.
How rude.
It's time for a poem by
Mother Caboose.
There once was a girl named Katie Beth
Sue with hair of gold and dies
of blue. She put flowers
by day, fit the hungry at night. She
was thoughtful and kind and did
everything right. She
lived by the shore in a quaint little Hut
with a smile on her face and a sore on
her butt.
Her nose was enormous, Her ears were
humongous. She had the Owen back
breath and underarm fungus.
Through the face of a dog in the mouth of
a pig. Her pants were too small and her
bra was too big.
She wear glasses so large they had
windshield wipers, and under her dresses
were fluffy white diapers.
She was mean and obnoxious and always
quite rude. She went to her junior high
dance in the nude.
Since she never wore shoes, she had many
a blister. People would ask her, what's
wrong with you, sister?
Cheese are so yellow.
Her teeth are.
We don't have a lot of time left, but
before we go, does anybody want to see a
little more entertainment?
I'll tell you what, I'll
choose some people from the audience.
They can pick whatever they want to see,
OK?
I want to see you name all 50 states
backwards while punching an
astronaut.
Excuse me, please. I'm Philippe. Change
Amandae #1 fan, please. I need to see
Amanda. She's like, busy. She's doing
the show.
Hey, can we help? You know, we're part of
the cast, too. That doesn't interest me.
Please. I'm a fan of Amanda. I've got to
see her. She misses her room, so I
brought it. Follow my body.
You built an exact replica of Amanda's
room. No, that's your actual room,please.
I went to her house, got it and brought
it here. How do you just saw?
Just take this. I had my own Amanda
website. You know, I'll show you on a man
's actual computer. Watch this.
OK www. amandaplease. com.
Here's the homepage. See Amanda, please.
That's Amanda's head. Now you click on my
face to find out about me. Penelope. See.
Here's me. And here's a picture of Amanda
that I stole. Here you can see Amanda's
actual chewing gum. I got it out of Amanda
's garbage. So what do you guys think of
my website? Come with us.
Biggest fan Her face is tattooed on my
belly and I remember Amanda Website www
. amandaplease. com
Wait.
Arizona,
Alaska, Alabama.
Amanda, please. I.
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A sketch comedy television program set in a universe in which it is broadcast as a popular television comedy (a show-within-a-show).