01x08 - Episode 8

[bunniefuu]

Amanda. Amanda, please. Oh, Amanda,

It's so good to finally meet you. I'm a

#1 fan, you know. Of course, I'd love to

be your best friend. It only makes sense.

Amanda. Amanda. Don't leave me. Amanda,

please. Amanda. Amanda.

You're having a bad dream. Please,

Please. Mother. Father. Yes,

please. Tell us about your dream. It was

so wonderful at first. I finally met

Amanda. We were going to Europe together

and be best friends. But it was only a

dream. Well, Penelope, sometimes dreams

come true. We have a surprise for you.

There's someone here to see you. A very

special someone, someone from The

Amanda Show.

It's finally going to happen. I get to be

the most important person on this planet

because I fix my makeup. No, I don't wear

makeup. No, I'm wearing long

pants. How's my breast? Never mind. Don't

care. Come in, please.

Hey, how you doing? I'm a cameraman. Joe

from the Amanda Show. Cameraman.

Yes. So what do you want, My autograph?

Alright, doesn't work. Is there a problem

in the audience? Yeah, I think the

batteries on my CD player are dead.

You're trying to listen to a CD now? Not

just any CD. It's LFO.

Why did you say so? Here are some

batteries.

These are the wrong size. Now I'll never

get to hear LFO.

I know hiking your LSO. Hey

LFO.

I've got some AA batteries right here. I

got some seas. You

guys, I think maybe the audience might

rather just hear you guys seeing live,

you know?

How many times has this happened to you?

Well, never again, because now

there's the pedestrian airbag.

The pedestrian airbag works for

Rollerblade.

It works for nerds.

Sort of. The pedestrian airbag even works

on disgusting boys. Can I kiss your face?

Well.

She's okay.

The pedestrian airbag from the makers of

the inflatable friend.

Oh my God.

I wonder where Miss Jumbo is not going to

be here today. She's getting her mustache

removed, so who's going to teach her

class? All right, everyone, come on

children.

Come on. OK,

hello class, my name

is Mr.

All right, who bagged me?

Wearing that. Really.

Yeah. You can be wearing it. Yeah. Oh,

well, then I'm not angry with any of you.

Now, since this is science class, I think

we should study things about scientific

nature. Our regular teacher

always starts class by running into the

closet. Really. Yeah.

Oh, OK Well, I'll just go open it.

Into the closet without opening the door.

Without opening it. Oh well, that's why

she does it. I guess I should do it that

way too.

Wow, this wood is thick.

Yeah, we were supposed to dice at Frost

today. Frogs. They're in the closet

there. Oh, well, I'll go fetch them.

I got the froggies, Mr. Gullible.

Yes, our regular teacher warms up Frog by

putting them down our pants.

Really.

Oh well, if your regular teacher does

that, I guess I should too.

Odd, but in a good way.

Say there's no bear behind

me. He flew out the window.

Really.

Wait a minute. Bears don't fly.

This bear was from Wisconsin, home of the

Flying Bear. Oh well,

on to electricity. Now, to create an

electrical current, you have to connect

these two wires together. I'm Mr.

Gullible. Yes, our regular teacher always

demonstrates electricity by grabbing both

ends of the wires.

Well, if that's the way things are done

around here.

Wow. Wow. My rope is tingly.

Well, I think we should move on from the

electricity and we'll study

gases. My favorite

gas is Brazilian. Brazilian is.

Our regular teacher always demonstrates

Brazilian by inhaling it deeply.

Always. Well, I'll suck some in.

Mark We're hearing our regular teacher

always inhales resilient until we tell

her to stop. Really.

Always. Do that too.

Now, Brazilian is a very interesting

gas because it's lighter than they are.

It's my favorite cooking show.

Bonjour, and welcome to cooking with

myself.

Fudge brownies. Wow. Yeah,

baby.

Ready. What do I do?First add

1 LB of sugar. Sugar

coming up. Whatever.

Next add 7 eggs.



what? Now you add some

milk.

Milk. Hair.

Make sure that it's chocolate milk.

Chocolate milk.

Couch Chocolate Couch on the cow.

Next, put on a wedding dress. A wedding

dress? Yes, a wedding dress.

My butt. Now wiggle

yourself.

Degrees.





Hey, Amanda, what are you doing on the

show? I'm on every Nick show.

Hey.

Now, now, who's liar? Who's liar,

brawl and pain, ball and peeing? Who? I'm

going to hit you. I'm going to hit you in

the head with a bowling pin.

That's good news.

Yeah, can I see that? No, I'm playing. I

just want to try it. Hello, people. My

name is Penelope Change. Where's Amanda?

She's on stage doing the show. And then

who are you? My name is I'm Amanda's

number one fan. Please. Perhaps you've

seen my Amanda website at www. amanda

please. com. But we have a website, it's

WWW.

No LFO. Maybe you heard a new song. Girl

on TV. I have no time for music. My life

is filled with Amanda. But you gotta have

time for music. Well, I have written one

song. It goes twinkle twinkle, little.

Amanda. I'm Palpita. Your number one

Fanda. Wow, that's really bad. Stop

speaking. View my website

www. amanplease. com. Here's the home

page, which I update frequently. Please.

This week on my website, you could win an

actual that I stole from The Amanda Show.

Click please See, this is the

actual sign from a man's actual

dressing room door. Log on to amandaplease

. com and you might win this item,

please. Now let's enjoy the Amanda video

clip of the week. See Amanda jump on a

trampoline while holding a lamp.

I don't know why Amanda did that, but I

enjoyed viewing it.

Impressive website, wouldn't you agree?

Yeah, that website rocks.

Can I click on fairly well?

One time I saw a sh**ting

star, you know, in the

sky, and I like

made a wish upon it. But

then I figured out it wasn't a sh**ting

star at all. It was like an

airplane. So I like waved at

it like this.

But it just kept going.

Hey guys, the dance and lobsters are

something they want to say. Go lobsters.

Sorry guys, I don't think they speak

crustacean. Do you want me to tell them?

OK everybody else here for my good

friends LFO.

Thank you, Amanda.

At the fire department continues to burn

out of control. Unfortunately, all

superheroes are still on vacation. Wait

this just in there is one superhero still

in town, the Procrastinator.

Just a minute.

OK, let's destinator here.

Two people are here to see if they say

it's an emergency. Can't they

come back later? Maybe tomorrow, next

week or something?

Their house. The fire departments. On

fire. On fire. That's terrible.

That's ironic. But don't worry the

air.

Procrastinator Yes, the

department is on fire now. I know, but

has No Fear. I'll put that

fire out eventually.

You're the worst superhero ever.

Progression Procrastinator My Baby stuck

in a tree.

Hello, Procrastinator, my baby. Yes, he's

in a tree aisle. Save Amber.

Anna. Join first. I think I'll finish

this sandwich. Sandwich

Sandwich. Do something.

Jennifer, could you bring me some

mustard? Mustard. You're a

terrible superhero. Awful.

Well, say something, I

will. Get

it?

Procrastinator, your mother's here to see

you. Procrastinator

for Procrastinator.

Time for sandwich. This box just came for

you. Special delivery. Oh wow. I'll

open that. And actually.

And how about a hand for the coolest guy

on TV, Amanda Bynes?

The dance Watch his assets come over

their house after the show and take a

jacuzzi and have some ribs. Sounds good

to me. Let's go pie with the lobsters.