Down here, turn left, spot 105. Thankyou.
Hello Sir, I'm here to view with the
Amanda Show. Do you have a ticket?
Not with me. What's your name?
Penelope Taint Amanda's number one fan?
Please hold on. I'll see if your name is
on the list.
Amanda, man to man. Amanda, man. Amanda.
Hey, let me see here.
Nope, sorry, it's not on there. I can't
let you in. Not even
for a bag of jewels.
Sorry, no can do.
Maybe cash is more your style.
I cannot let you in.
If I can't get in, I suppose I'll just
enjoy. This slice of
pizza.
Pizza. Oh,
that's good.
My second thought. I don't think I want
it.
Very well, sucker.
Who loves you?
Finally loves you.
My name's Amanda and IFB at the end of my
legs.
Thank you for coming. OK, you guys want
to hear about something weird that
happened to me?OK,
so get this the other night. I'm doing my
homework right? And the phone rings and
it's. Rosie O'Donnell
asks me if I enjoy avocados,
which I do. But you know, stuff seems
like kind of a weird question, right?
Oh, OK, What is that noise?
OK, look, you guys, hang on. I gotta go
find out what's going on.
Where is that coming from?
Excuse me, Hello.
Not to be rude or anything,
but we're doing a show right now,
audience. All right, you ain't bothering
us. You've misunderstood. You see?
Don't just stand there. Come dance
with us. I'm
not going to square dance. I'm right in
the middle of a show. Please.
All right, let's dance.
This movie is great, but I wish we had
popcorn. I'll get some. Don't leave.
I'm wearing popper pants.
Popper pants? Yeah, the popcorn you
make in your pants. Watch.
Wow. You want popcorn? We do.
That's good popcorn.
It's pants fresh. I'm
population.
I'm at butter.
I'm going to add caramel.
I'm going to add gravy.
Pumper pants.
In a world where nothing seems right,
I'll never find anyone who can understand
my tortured teenage soul. A group of
friends deal with their problems. I
want Moody to think of me as more than
just an extremely attractive male friend.
Does my breath smell fresh?
I wish I were elsewhere.
You're going to come watch me try out for
cheerleading, right?
It's about life.
I've been doing my best to try to be both
a mother and a father to you, but I know
it's all the same. Amanda
Bynes is.
Moody. Moody. Yeah, you are.
Dawson had a Creek. Moody
has a point. Watch out for this cable.
Premium next week. Remember show.
Excuse me. My mother came in here to rent
Snow Day for me because I'm a good boy.
You gave her this instead. No, no, no,
no. Your mother no Ask for a snow
day. She asked for snowy day.
Snowy day. That's not right. This movie
better. Much better.
Look, it is snowing. Snowy day,
yes.
Oh, there is so much snow.
There's school. She is closed. Yes, now
I. I will throw snowball at you.
Oh snowy.
You. Got it.
That was so good. No,
it wasn't good. Good boys know what's
good, and that wasn't. My mother wants a
r*pe fund.
Hello. You can have egg.
Good boys don't take eggs fromforeigners.
With that boy, runs his mother
Wiggle.
All right, What is the matter with you
people? I sent my step nephew in here to
rent Mission Impossible on DVD, and you
gave him this. This is not a
movie. This is not even a DVD.
He not asked for a DVD, He asked for DVP.
P That's a hunk of
wood. Did you try in DVP
player? What kind of player plays hunks
of wood? This is lettuce
technology from a fun line. This
is DVD Player. We will play
DVT for you.
Press play, yeah, yeah.
This is my favorite mod.
What was that?And what is
this?Who uses a gasoline
powered DVD player?
DVP stop saying that I don't
like you people. As a matter of fact, I'm
going to report you to the better
physical.
Weather.
Claire Rudon, hold on. Very good,
everybody. This is a
1971 luxury convertible.
We locked 6 strange people in this car
stranded in the middle of a parking lot
in downtown Oklahoma. These strange
people are Tony pajamas
Mr. Gullible Debbie Judge
Trudy. The bailiff and
the dancing lobster. The rules. You
leave the car, you lose.
The prize goes to the last person
remaining in the car.
$1 million.
Now let's see how long these strange
people can stand each other in a locked
car. Stranded
day one. I hereby
call this competition to order. Hey, this
ain't no courtroom. You ain't Chad G.
I like eggs. Who gives a rat's
hat?My name is
Mr. Gullible. I bet you I win
the $1,000,000. They Gullible. Go get me
a soda. But if I
exit the vehicle, I lose. Oh
no, no what? They changed the rules?
Really.
Absolutely. Oh well. In fact, what the
rules say. Then I'd be happy to affect
you. Or shoulder.
What? They said they changed the rules,
but now I'm asleep with all
of you. One down.
With Mr. Gullible God, only 5
participants remain. The tension
mounts day 7.
I got to get something to eat. Me too.
I'm starving over here.
I'm going to eat this lobster. If I eat
him first.
Come on, he's coming with us. Let's go.
Down. Only four
participants remain.
I like eggs. I
like eggs. Eggs. I
like like that. Eggs.
Look, kumquat. Unless you've got some
eggs, I suggest you shut your head hole
before you like stupid Jews all over the
place. I like eggs. That's
it.
They're hungry, they're tired. And
now, on Day 20, it's time to vote one of
their own out of the car. Who will it
be?I like eggs.
I like eggs. I
like cakes.
I like eggs.
I like cakes.
I like eggs.
I like gigs.
I like cakes.
I think I like
hate. Three
down.
You know I like eggs
too silent. Forgive
me.
Day 34. Only three
contestants remain. They've eaten nothing
in over a month. They don't smell good.
They're desperate for food. They resort
to eating parts of the car.
No one expected what happened next.
So say a friend of mine steals his kids
bicycle, right? But nobody sees me. I
mean that sees him do it. Could
I I mean that he my friend get in trouble
for this or what?You disgust me.
That don't answer my question. How many
pajamas?Pajamas, you're under arrest for
stealing a bicycle. Who squealed on me?
You did. We were watching the show.
Great.
Fall down.
Two people remain Judge
Trudy and the bailiff.
Who Will Win the $1,000,000? Which
one will it be?Judge.
Yes, two. Yes,
Bailiff. The
$1,000,000 is in the
trunk, right?That's
correct. And the keys to the car?
They're right there in the ignition.
I'm thinking Vegas hit it, dude.
No, no, no. Wait, wait. You can't do
that. That's not in the rules. All right,
Come back. All right, Bring that car
back. Hey, hey, come on. I'm
serious. Next
time take the keys out. Sorry.
OK, miss, we've got one seat left right
here. Excuse me, excuse me. Thank you.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Yeah.
My name is Courtney.
Great.
What are you doing? Taping my fingers?
What feels good?
Hey, what are
you doing now? Haircut. I
want a haircut.
I.
What are you doing?
Eating yogurt?
Yogurt.
Want some No.
What are you doing now?You got
something in your nose, so.
I want it. Well, did you
consider asking me first? I'd like to be
in charge of the items in my nose, if you
don't mind.
Hey, what are you doing now?
Peyton. Give me that.
Oh hey, so
it's a bad underpants?
Give me those, I'm at it here.
Thanks, darling.
Trying the best. Thank you, Amanda.
Amanda. Yeah. I'm just curious. How
many marshmallows can you fit in your
mouth? How many marshmallows can I fit
in my mouth?I need to know.
Can I have a huge bowl of marshmallows
please?
Thank you.
Sweet.
OK, here goes.
-
Well, I'm sorry, but that's all the time.
And marshmallows we have left. I got to
go alphabetize my sister. See ya.
These are fellow women's actual mouth.
Please people, I will take them home and
make my very own sweet Amanda Smores.
Oh, oh, get it, get it, get it. Why are
you? Why are you?
Amanda, please.
02x01 - Episode 1
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A sketch comedy television program set in a universe in which it is broadcast as a popular television comedy (a show-within-a-show).
A sketch comedy television program set in a universe in which it is broadcast as a popular television comedy (a show-within-a-show).