02x02 - Episode 2

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Really. Yeah. Well, I figured I'll do the

Amanda Show for about another year or

two, and then they'll spin me off to do

the Drake Show, if you know what I mean.

Wow. That's right.

Hey, Drake, We only have a few minutes

before the show starts. Nobody can find

Amanda. She's right over there.

Amanda, what are you doing playing in the

mud?Well, we just got a couple

of minutes till the show starts. We're

like 10 minutes away. Calm down. I got it

under control. Hey, guys, little help?

Hit me.

Everyone here tonight gets a

complimentary chicken breast.

All right. Thank you. OK, you guys have

to hear this joke. OK, so an elephant

walks into an ice cream shop and orders 3

scoops of ice cream.

Yeah, my great grandmother can't hear

you. Is it OK if she moves down a

little closer?I'm sure. I guess.

Yeah. Come on, Mama, let's go.

You know, I I I didn't mean that. Come

on stage. She's going to need a chair.

You know, I I really don't think this is

going to work out.

OK, you just sit down and run.

I didn't. Thanks, Amanda. Give her ahand.

Hi. Don't trust the Germans.

OK. Now where

was I? Oh, right. OK, so an elephant

walks into an ice cream shop.

Ma'am, that wasn't the funny part.

Creamed corn.

OK.

OK, so the elephant orders 3 scoops of

ice cream chocolate. I

don't get it.

Ma'am, I haven't gotten to the funny part

yet. Oh,

OK.

Oh, forget it. Damn. I'll be back in a

second. This stuff.

Egg salad. Liver. Pork

loaf? Oh no.

Why throw your food away?We're

not gonna eat it, but someone will.

You can fill your lunch at lunch bay.

com, lunchbay. com.

You just enter the food you want to sell

and wait for kids all around the world to

bid. But what kids cannot bid on

my egg salad?Or my liver.

Or my pork loaf. Stupid

kid. That too. Oh.

And the kid who did the most for your

nasty food buys it. Wow.

I got liver.

I got $36. I

purchased pork, lo, anything,

salad.

Lunchbay. com The convenient way to sell

your disgusting lunch items.

This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.

When you have a beef, don't take the law

into your own hands. Take it to Judge

Trudy, OK?

Hey, Chief.

All right. Sit, sit, sit. I am judged for

you. Excuse me? How can you be the

judge? You're 13 years old. Is this some

kind of joke? You like jokes. Knock,

knock. Who's there? Shocking.

Shocking who? Shocking You.

Want to hear another one? No, I'm good.

Good. Now, Marcus. Mick Oliver. I

understand you have a complaint against

your father here. Yeah, I do. He told me

to please stop it.

These kids are throwing fake fruits at

me. Oh, and I suppose you'd also like

them to please stop it. Yes. All

right, when I count to three, I want you

all to stop throwing fake fruits in this

man 1/2.

We're out of baked fruit three now.

Marcus, What were you doing? The caddy?

Horrible father here to say please stop

it. That didn't do anything. He

was mocking me. He was mocking me.

Stop it.

Judge Trudy. Mr. McCulloch, do

you have any proof that Marcus was

mocking you? Proof proof. Don't

listen to that. Hey, we'll listen to

that. He's doing it now. He's doing it now

. Mr. McCulloch approached the bench.

Yes. When he mocks you, does it

really upset you? Well, yes it does. It

makes me feel like he's not listening to

me. It makes me feel foolish.

Oh, I object. Look at me

objecting to things.

What are you doing? Fighting in favor of

the plaintiff, Marcus McCulloch, And I'm

here by sentence. You want to be chased

by an unpredictable man in a gorilla

suit? What man in a gorilla suit?

The litigants for our next case are

entering the courtroom. I wish my name

was Stephanie. I'll break

40. Mala, please tell the court why

you're here. Well, Judge Trudy, my

teacher there, Miss Burkle,

she gave me the attention.

I had every right to give him detention.

Look at me. You can't give a kid

detention just because you're

unattractive. I'm

talking about these things. They're all

stuck to me now. It's his fault you're

sticky. I am not sticky by

nature. Hey, put glow on everything in

the classroom. You said to make a

collage. Not upon me.

Who says I'll time? Listen, glue

boy, light, sticky.

One more interruption and I'll glue

something to your butt. There's no more

room on my father.

What up? What up? This situation does not

call for snickering, thank you. It calls

for pointing and loud laughter begins.

I sent this. You want to be sold to the

highest bidder in the courtroom. $1.00

Sold. Take her away.

You guys are here on a really special

night because right now you're going to

see something brand new and totally

different. It's a show about a girl named

Moody and a bunch of her friends and life

and love and school and all that kind of

stuff. And it's pretty funny too. So

OK, here we go, everybody. Moody's

point.

Morning, Daddy. Hey there, sugar snow.

Happy birthday.

A Locket.

It's beautiful. It was your mother's.

I can't open it. Neither could your

mother.

I wish Mom was here. Oh sweetheart.

If wishes were omelets, we'd all be

filled with cheese and small pieces of

ham. You always know

just what to say.

Do I have spiders all over my face?

No, Dad. Good.

Doesn't matter that I should not need

you. It doesn't matter that I could not

see you. It doesn't matter that I could

not leave you. Can you look?

I have to get Moody the perfect birthday

present. What's that supposed to mean?

What? Well, I have a birthday too, you

know?Yeah, in seven

months. You're so hurtful.

What's up with Misty? No, I was just

telling her I wanted to get Moody the

perfect birthday present. Well, why does

it have to be perfect? Well.

I want Moody to think of me as more than

just an extremely attractive male friend.

Spalding, why don't you just tell Moody

how you feel about her, What you mean?

Just walk up and say Moody I.

Moody. Moody. Don't

forget you need to get this permission

slip signed by your father or mother.

Mother.

Moody.

Moody. Cody.

She didn't know. She's just a teacher.

It doesn't matter. I'll never find anyone

who can understand my tortured teenage

soul.

Mr. Is anything wrong?

Is anything right?

Someone dented my locker on

purpose.

Oh, hi, you smell beepers. Oh no, just

beeper Polish. I thought you

saw Beepers. Every

day. Oh, hey, Bree. Hey,

Misty. Why did you say hi to Bree first?

Joe, what's that supposed to mean? You

guys been shopping? Oh, yeah, I got your

birthday present. Happy birthday.

Oh, socks. Cool. I got you a

laptop computer. Oh my gosh,

you're crazy. I love this.

You're so hurtful.

Moody Spalding.

Happy birthday.

Moody, what's the matter?

Moody, I don't understand. No one will

ever understand.

Sternum. Where'd you come from?

Where do any of us come from?

Feeling better?Yeah, just a

little anxious.

Here, what's this

lozenge?Will

this help? Will it hurt?

Moody. Aren't you gonna be late

for your party? I don't know if I'm going

say what?I miss

Mom. Oh

sweetie, I miss Mom too.

I've been doing my best to try to be

both a mother and a father to you, but I

know it's not the same. Little more on

the left eye. Thanks.

There we go. That's pretty.

If you don't want to go to your birthday

party, that's your decision to make. But

remember, it's the party in that

special part of your heart that makes the

party of life the part that you never

really part with. Is

that true?Partly.

See you around.

Booty. What's going on? Everyone's

waiting for you. Do you

just hate me?Guys, I may not go to my

party. Moody, what is wrong?

You've been totally stressing ever since

I gave you that balloon Balloon.

This has to do with your mom, doesn't it?

You never told us what happened to her. I

can't.

Moody. Moody. No, Moody.

If you can't tell us your best friends in

the whole world and. Who can

you tell? I can't tell you. I just

can't. Just

tell him, all right?

You see, it was six years ago. My mom had

to go to Wisconsin to visit her sick

aunt, but all the flights were booked.

She couldn't get a plane.

So she took a.

She took. A

took A what? A hot air balloon.

Did it light crash?

No, it never came down.

Never. She was never

found.

And all I have left of her is this Locket

and I can't even open it.

Well, let's go to the party.

Sternum Will you come?

Moody. Oh, Pastor Stevens. Only late

for work. No, no, no, no. But I got some

news for you, and you don't have any news

for me. I don't know you.

Anyway, Moody, from now on we're no

longer selling beepers, beeper, Polish,

whatever. From now on, we sell.

Balloons. Yeah, balloons.

Well, bye.

Moody, you OK?

Yeah, I'm OK.

Got you something for your birthday.

What's this?Rocket opener.

How did you know? How did I know?

It's empty.

Now it's full.

So is my heart. Thank you. You're

welcome. Mindy Moody.

Yeah, you are.

Oh, mom, where are

you?

I'm stuck in this hot air balloon.

There's a plane coming.

From this garage, it's totally

Kyle.

One time I, like went to the

zoo and saw all like.

Animals and this one animal was all.

Girl and this other animal was

all. Girl

and then like this other animal, is all.

So they were all like.

Guring. Except for this one animal,

that was all.

That was totally Kyle.

You guys OK? Now we're almost at the end

of the show, but before we go, I thought

we'd answer some questions.

Hello. Hi.

Do I know you? No.

I just wandered in off the street.

OK, listen, my back is k*lling

me. Would you mind walking on it?

You want me to walk on your back? Let's

do it.

You know, I really don't think that I

should be walking out.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Oh, don't be shy. Oh yeah.

How's that jump up and down?

Let's go. You're so

right.

OK, Can I feel better? No, I think I need

someone heavier. Alfonso.

Would you mind chopping up and down on

this guy's back? Well, I'd be honored.

Thank you. Hey, I gotta go get my

grandmother out of jail. See ya.

Give me somebody.

Amanda, please.