Really. Yeah. Well, I figured I'll do the
Amanda Show for about another year or
two, and then they'll spin me off to do
the Drake Show, if you know what I mean.
Wow. That's right.
Hey, Drake, We only have a few minutes
before the show starts. Nobody can find
Amanda. She's right over there.
Amanda, what are you doing playing in the
mud?Well, we just got a couple
of minutes till the show starts. We're
like 10 minutes away. Calm down. I got it
under control. Hey, guys, little help?
Hit me.
Everyone here tonight gets a
complimentary chicken breast.
All right. Thank you. OK, you guys have
to hear this joke. OK, so an elephant
walks into an ice cream shop and orders 3
scoops of ice cream.
Yeah, my great grandmother can't hear
you. Is it OK if she moves down a
little closer?I'm sure. I guess.
Yeah. Come on, Mama, let's go.
You know, I I I didn't mean that. Come
on stage. She's going to need a chair.
You know, I I really don't think this is
going to work out.
OK, you just sit down and run.
I didn't. Thanks, Amanda. Give her ahand.
Hi. Don't trust the Germans.
OK. Now where
was I? Oh, right. OK, so an elephant
walks into an ice cream shop.
Ma'am, that wasn't the funny part.
Creamed corn.
OK.
OK, so the elephant orders 3 scoops of
ice cream chocolate. I
don't get it.
Ma'am, I haven't gotten to the funny part
yet. Oh,
OK.
Oh, forget it. Damn. I'll be back in a
second. This stuff.
Egg salad. Liver. Pork
loaf? Oh no.
Why throw your food away?We're
not gonna eat it, but someone will.
You can fill your lunch at lunch bay.
com, lunchbay. com.
You just enter the food you want to sell
and wait for kids all around the world to
bid. But what kids cannot bid on
my egg salad?Or my liver.
Or my pork loaf. Stupid
kid. That too. Oh.
And the kid who did the most for your
nasty food buys it. Wow.
I got liver.
I got $36. I
purchased pork, lo, anything,
salad.
Lunchbay. com The convenient way to sell
your disgusting lunch items.
This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.
When you have a beef, don't take the law
into your own hands. Take it to Judge
Trudy, OK?
Hey, Chief.
All right. Sit, sit, sit. I am judged for
you. Excuse me? How can you be the
judge? You're 13 years old. Is this some
kind of joke? You like jokes. Knock,
knock. Who's there? Shocking.
Shocking who? Shocking You.
Want to hear another one? No, I'm good.
Good. Now, Marcus. Mick Oliver. I
understand you have a complaint against
your father here. Yeah, I do. He told me
to please stop it.
These kids are throwing fake fruits at
me. Oh, and I suppose you'd also like
them to please stop it. Yes. All
right, when I count to three, I want you
all to stop throwing fake fruits in this
man 1/2.
We're out of baked fruit three now.
Marcus, What were you doing? The caddy?
Horrible father here to say please stop
it. That didn't do anything. He
was mocking me. He was mocking me.
Stop it.
Judge Trudy. Mr. McCulloch, do
you have any proof that Marcus was
mocking you? Proof proof. Don't
listen to that. Hey, we'll listen to
that. He's doing it now. He's doing it now
. Mr. McCulloch approached the bench.
Yes. When he mocks you, does it
really upset you? Well, yes it does. It
makes me feel like he's not listening to
me. It makes me feel foolish.
Oh, I object. Look at me
objecting to things.
What are you doing? Fighting in favor of
the plaintiff, Marcus McCulloch, And I'm
here by sentence. You want to be chased
by an unpredictable man in a gorilla
suit? What man in a gorilla suit?
The litigants for our next case are
entering the courtroom. I wish my name
was Stephanie. I'll break
40. Mala, please tell the court why
you're here. Well, Judge Trudy, my
teacher there, Miss Burkle,
she gave me the attention.
I had every right to give him detention.
Look at me. You can't give a kid
detention just because you're
unattractive. I'm
talking about these things. They're all
stuck to me now. It's his fault you're
sticky. I am not sticky by
nature. Hey, put glow on everything in
the classroom. You said to make a
collage. Not upon me.
Who says I'll time? Listen, glue
boy, light, sticky.
One more interruption and I'll glue
something to your butt. There's no more
room on my father.
What up? What up? This situation does not
call for snickering, thank you. It calls
for pointing and loud laughter begins.
I sent this. You want to be sold to the
highest bidder in the courtroom. $1.00
Sold. Take her away.
You guys are here on a really special
night because right now you're going to
see something brand new and totally
different. It's a show about a girl named
Moody and a bunch of her friends and life
and love and school and all that kind of
stuff. And it's pretty funny too. So
OK, here we go, everybody. Moody's
point.
Morning, Daddy. Hey there, sugar snow.
Happy birthday.
A Locket.
It's beautiful. It was your mother's.
I can't open it. Neither could your
mother.
I wish Mom was here. Oh sweetheart.
If wishes were omelets, we'd all be
filled with cheese and small pieces of
ham. You always know
just what to say.
Do I have spiders all over my face?
No, Dad. Good.
Doesn't matter that I should not need
you. It doesn't matter that I could not
see you. It doesn't matter that I could
not leave you. Can you look?
I have to get Moody the perfect birthday
present. What's that supposed to mean?
What? Well, I have a birthday too, you
know?Yeah, in seven
months. You're so hurtful.
What's up with Misty? No, I was just
telling her I wanted to get Moody the
perfect birthday present. Well, why does
it have to be perfect? Well.
I want Moody to think of me as more than
just an extremely attractive male friend.
Spalding, why don't you just tell Moody
how you feel about her, What you mean?
Just walk up and say Moody I.
Moody. Moody. Don't
forget you need to get this permission
slip signed by your father or mother.
Mother.
Moody.
Moody. Cody.
She didn't know. She's just a teacher.
It doesn't matter. I'll never find anyone
who can understand my tortured teenage
soul.
Mr. Is anything wrong?
Is anything right?
Someone dented my locker on
purpose.
Oh, hi, you smell beepers. Oh no, just
beeper Polish. I thought you
saw Beepers. Every
day. Oh, hey, Bree. Hey,
Misty. Why did you say hi to Bree first?
Joe, what's that supposed to mean? You
guys been shopping? Oh, yeah, I got your
birthday present. Happy birthday.
Oh, socks. Cool. I got you a
laptop computer. Oh my gosh,
you're crazy. I love this.
You're so hurtful.
Moody Spalding.
Happy birthday.
Moody, what's the matter?
Moody, I don't understand. No one will
ever understand.
Sternum. Where'd you come from?
Where do any of us come from?
Feeling better?Yeah, just a
little anxious.
Here, what's this
lozenge?Will
this help? Will it hurt?
Moody. Aren't you gonna be late
for your party? I don't know if I'm going
say what?I miss
Mom. Oh
sweetie, I miss Mom too.
I've been doing my best to try to be
both a mother and a father to you, but I
know it's not the same. Little more on
the left eye. Thanks.
There we go. That's pretty.
If you don't want to go to your birthday
party, that's your decision to make. But
remember, it's the party in that
special part of your heart that makes the
party of life the part that you never
really part with. Is
that true?Partly.
See you around.
Booty. What's going on? Everyone's
waiting for you. Do you
just hate me?Guys, I may not go to my
party. Moody, what is wrong?
You've been totally stressing ever since
I gave you that balloon Balloon.
This has to do with your mom, doesn't it?
You never told us what happened to her. I
can't.
Moody. Moody. No, Moody.
If you can't tell us your best friends in
the whole world and. Who can
you tell? I can't tell you. I just
can't. Just
tell him, all right?
You see, it was six years ago. My mom had
to go to Wisconsin to visit her sick
aunt, but all the flights were booked.
She couldn't get a plane.
So she took a.
She took. A
took A what? A hot air balloon.
Did it light crash?
No, it never came down.
Never. She was never
found.
And all I have left of her is this Locket
and I can't even open it.
Well, let's go to the party.
Sternum Will you come?
Moody. Oh, Pastor Stevens. Only late
for work. No, no, no, no. But I got some
news for you, and you don't have any news
for me. I don't know you.
Anyway, Moody, from now on we're no
longer selling beepers, beeper, Polish,
whatever. From now on, we sell.
Balloons. Yeah, balloons.
Well, bye.
Moody, you OK?
Yeah, I'm OK.
Got you something for your birthday.
What's this?Rocket opener.
How did you know? How did I know?
It's empty.
Now it's full.
So is my heart. Thank you. You're
welcome. Mindy Moody.
Yeah, you are.
Oh, mom, where are
you?
I'm stuck in this hot air balloon.
There's a plane coming.
From this garage, it's totally
Kyle.
One time I, like went to the
zoo and saw all like.
Animals and this one animal was all.
Girl and this other animal was
all. Girl
and then like this other animal, is all.
So they were all like.
Guring. Except for this one animal,
that was all.
That was totally Kyle.
You guys OK? Now we're almost at the end
of the show, but before we go, I thought
we'd answer some questions.
Hello. Hi.
Do I know you? No.
I just wandered in off the street.
OK, listen, my back is k*lling
me. Would you mind walking on it?
You want me to walk on your back? Let's
do it.
You know, I really don't think that I
should be walking out.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Oh, don't be shy. Oh yeah.
How's that jump up and down?
Let's go. You're so
right.
OK, Can I feel better? No, I think I need
someone heavier. Alfonso.
Would you mind chopping up and down on
this guy's back? Well, I'd be honored.
Thank you. Hey, I gotta go get my
grandmother out of jail. See ya.
Give me somebody.
Amanda, please.
02x02 - Episode 2
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A sketch comedy television program set in a universe in which it is broadcast as a popular television comedy (a show-within-a-show).
A sketch comedy television program set in a universe in which it is broadcast as a popular television comedy (a show-within-a-show).