Ready.
At one twice, three.
sh**t.
Darn it.
Ready.
At one twice, three.
sh**t.
Ready.
Where's Amanda?
I said. Where's
Amanda? Please,
I I don't know.
How very sad
for you.
Oh, hopefully
don't damage me. I'm
concerning
puberty.
It's gonna be a
whole
new world.
You're an
actor on The
Amanda Show.
Yeah.
Perhaps you can be
useful to me.
How? Introduce me to
Amanda. You're
crazy.
I'll get
fired.
I'll make it
worth
your while.
You know, you
scratch my back,
I scratch
yours.
OK,
Yeah. Give me
right between the
shoulders.
No brainless,
I'm offering
you a deal.
What kind of deal?
Introduce
me to
Amanda and
I will make your Co
actor Blake
disappear.
Drake,
Why would I want Drake
to disappear?
Think about it simple boy.
Like God.
You would get to play all of his
parts on the show.
Wow.
Hi, hi.
Who's there?
Lark Climb,
large clam.
Who? I'm going to hit you in
the head with a large clam.
That was a good one.
What was that for? For
being an idiot,
OK?
From his garage,
It's totally
Kyle.
Yeah,
that's right.
Totally.
Stevie.
Oh, Kyle.
Stevie.
Totally. At
Price.
That was
totally
tight.
Well.
How do we get rid of
Blake?
Thank you.
My name is man and
I'm freshly
showered.
OK, look, I have to be
totally honest with you
guys.
I'm really not in the
best mood.
Well, see, look, here's
the problem. I
usually get really
nice letters from fans of
the show, but
yesterday I
got this.
Listen to what this kid
wrote.
Dear Amanda, I
hate The Amanda
Show.
I will never,
ever watch it
again.
Sincerely,
Michael PSI.
Hate your show.
Can you believe with
this kid? Michael wrote.
Let's stand up.
Easy,
easy.
Look, I
appreciate
your mob
mentality,
but everybody
has a right to say what they
think. I
think the Russians
ate the moon.
Except for
that guy. All right,
you know what?
Since it's Michael Kidd
hates the show. I think I
should go talk to him
about it. Yeah.
OK, let's see. His
address is right here.
So you guys sit
tight and I'll go see what this
kid's problem is.
Yes. Can I help you?
Hi, is Michael here?
Yes, he's
inside booing at
the TV. Come on.
I hate this show.
Boom.
There he is.
Hi, How
are you?
I'm Amanda.
You wrote me a letter. You
said you hated the
Amanda Show.
Yeah, I'm
watching it now.
The nail clams
ask the female
clams to dance.
It's
not the Amanda Show,
that clam
world.
Here.
I
think it's important. That's
the Amanda Shake.
Want some corn?
No,
Cobb. Hush.
It was pretty
funny.
What you put on my
head?
This is a great show,
so stick
around going back in a
second and just stop.
Egg
salad.
Liver.
Pork
loaf.
Why throw your food
away? We're
not gonna eat it,
but someone
will.
You can sell your
lunch at lunch bay
. com.
You just enter the food you want
to sell and wait for kids
all around the
world to bid.
But what kids
cannot bid on my
egg salad
or my
liver
or my pork
loaf?
Stupid
kids. That
too. Oh.
And the kid who did the
most for your
nasty food
buys it.
Wow.
I got
liver.
I got
$36.
I purchased pork
loaf, anything,
salad.
Lunchbay. com
The convenient way to
sell your
disgusting lunch
items.
Yes.
He's a pretty squirrel.
You are.
Principal Blanche.
Yes,
it's Mr. Vote. I
cannot
tolerate this
behavior one more
minute.
Candy tulips,
bring her in.
Candy.
Yeah, yeah,
What?
What has Candy
done this
time?
Well, she was copying
answers off Edward
Felsen Ball's
test
paper.
And I'm like, I k*lled nobody.
Candy, why were you copying
off Edward
Felsenthal's
paper?
Because he's the
smartest
boy in
class. What,
I should call you off a
moron?
When I told her to stop cheating,
she called me Miss
Big Butt.
Why did you call her
Miss Big Butt?
Kenny, I'm afraid
I'm going to have to give you
the.
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A sketch comedy television program set in a universe in which it is broadcast as a popular television comedy (a show-within-a-show).
A sketch comedy television program set in a universe in which it is broadcast as a popular television comedy (a show-within-a-show).