03x03 - Episode 3

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Ready.

At one twice, three.

sh**t.

Darn it.

Ready.

At one twice, three.

sh**t.

Ready.

Where's Amanda?

I said. Where's

Amanda? Please,

I I don't know.

How very sad

for you.

Oh, hopefully

don't damage me. I'm

concerning

puberty.

It's gonna be a

whole

new world.

You're an

actor on The

Amanda Show.

Yeah.

Perhaps you can be

useful to me.

How? Introduce me to

Amanda. You're

crazy.

I'll get

fired.

I'll make it

worth

your while.

You know, you

scratch my back,

I scratch

yours.

OK,

Yeah. Give me

right between the

shoulders.

No brainless,

I'm offering

you a deal.

What kind of deal?

Introduce

me to

Amanda and

I will make your Co

actor Blake

disappear.

Drake,

Why would I want Drake

to disappear?

Think about it simple boy.

Like God.

You would get to play all of his

parts on the show.

Wow.

Hi, hi.

Who's there?

Lark Climb,

large clam.

Who? I'm going to hit you in

the head with a large clam.

That was a good one.

What was that for? For

being an idiot,

OK?

From his garage,

It's totally

Kyle.

Yeah,

that's right.

Totally.

Stevie.

Oh, Kyle.

Stevie.

Totally. At

Price.

That was

totally

tight.

Well.

How do we get rid of

Blake?

Thank you.

My name is man and

I'm freshly

showered.

OK, look, I have to be

totally honest with you

guys.

I'm really not in the

best mood.

Well, see, look, here's

the problem. I

usually get really

nice letters from fans of

the show, but

yesterday I

got this.

Listen to what this kid

wrote.

Dear Amanda, I

hate The Amanda

Show.

I will never,

ever watch it

again.

Sincerely,

Michael PSI.

Hate your show.

Can you believe with

this kid? Michael wrote.

Let's stand up.

Easy,

easy.

Look, I

appreciate

your mob

mentality,

but everybody

has a right to say what they

think. I

think the Russians

ate the moon.

Except for

that guy. All right,

you know what?

Since it's Michael Kidd

hates the show. I think I

should go talk to him

about it. Yeah.

OK, let's see. His

address is right here.

So you guys sit

tight and I'll go see what this

kid's problem is.

Yes. Can I help you?

Hi, is Michael here?

Yes, he's

inside booing at

the TV. Come on.

I hate this show.

Boom.

There he is.

Hi, How

are you?

I'm Amanda.

You wrote me a letter. You

said you hated the

Amanda Show.

Yeah, I'm

watching it now.

The nail clams

ask the female

clams to dance.

It's

not the Amanda Show,

that clam

world.

Here.

I

think it's important. That's

the Amanda Shake.

Want some corn?

No,

Cobb. Hush.

It was pretty

funny.

What you put on my

head?

This is a great show,

so stick

around going back in a

second and just stop.

Egg

salad.

Liver.

Pork

loaf.

Why throw your food

away? We're

not gonna eat it,

but someone

will.

You can sell your

lunch at lunch bay

. com.

You just enter the food you want

to sell and wait for kids

all around the

world to bid.

But what kids

cannot bid on my

egg salad

or my

liver

or my pork

loaf?

Stupid

kids. That

too. Oh.

And the kid who did the

most for your

nasty food

buys it.

Wow.

I got

liver.

I got

$36.

I purchased pork

loaf, anything,

salad.

Lunchbay. com

The convenient way to

sell your

disgusting lunch

items.

Yes.

He's a pretty squirrel.

You are.

Principal Blanche.

Yes,

it's Mr. Vote. I

cannot

tolerate this

behavior one more

minute.

Candy tulips,

bring her in.

Candy.

Yeah, yeah,

What?

What has Candy

done this

time?

Well, she was copying

answers off Edward

Felsen Ball's

test

paper.

And I'm like, I k*lled nobody.

Candy, why were you copying

off Edward

Felsenthal's

paper?

Because he's the

smartest

boy in

class. What,

I should call you off a

moron?

When I told her to stop cheating,

she called me Miss

Big Butt.

Why did you call her

Miss Big Butt?

Kenny, I'm afraid

I'm going to have to give you

the.