03x04 - Episode 4

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Amanda Show". Aired: October 16, 1999 – September 21, 2002.*
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A sketch comedy television program set in a universe in which it is broadcast as a popular television comedy (a show-within-a-show).
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03x04 - Episode 4

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OK,

so

how do we

play

here? I'll show

you.

OK,

now what?

Now,

OK, Is

it my turn

yet?

No.

That's

game.

Let's play

again.

Hey, have you

guys seen the

new

baby?

What baby,

Baby.

Lobster.

Oh,

we got to

get the baby

some food.

Would you guys

watch her?

Thanks a

cutie.

Sorry, I

forgot my

purse.

Are you guys

playing?

I'll be back,

OK.

Thank you

guys.

My name is

Amanda and

I say the

fork is

superior

to the

chopstick.

OK,

you guys

picked a

great night

to be here

because

you guys get to

see

my

grandmother

come up

here

and

wrestle a

pack. I

can't

believe

you.

I honestly

cannot

believe

you.

OK, guys, we're

doing a show

here. Oh,

I'm so

sorry,

Amanda. I didn't

mean to

interrupt.

I was

talking to

my

boyfriend.

What did I

do

now?

Yeah. What did he

do?

I caught him

staring

at another

girl.

Oh, well,

what

girl?

Amanda.

I saw you

staring

right at

her.

Well, she

is on

stage.

I'm

supposed to

look at

Amanda,

right?

Amanda.

Yeah,

he

really

is.

You know, you

guys are

right. I'm

just being

jealous.

I'm sorry.

Please

go on.

All right.

Anyway,

like I was

saying,

my

grandmother

is going to come

out here

and wrestle

this pack

of

Vicious.

You're

doing it

again.

You're

staring

at Amanda

again.

It's her

show. What

am I

supposed

to look

at?

It is it

me,

Amanda,

Come on, back me

up.

I

really don't

want to get in the

middle of

things. But

Elise,

Elise.

I really

don't think

he did

anything

wrong.

There you see?

You're

right.

I'm sorry,

Anthony.

I'm sorry.

Amanda,

please

go on.

I apologize.

It's

OK.

All

right,

where was

I

again?

You're doing

it

again.

That is it.

I'm so

out of

here. Wait,

wait, wait, wait,

Sweetie,

no.

Come back,

sweetie,

please.

Sorry.

Sometimes girls

just get

jealous like

that.

I love you.

What?

I love

you

so

much.

Right.

OK,

stick

around, leave

back in a

second to

do stuff.

I love you,

Amanda.

This

artichoke

is

boring.

Oh, no.

Let's

play

past the

scope.

Pass the

skunk. Yeah,

pass the

skunk.

How do we

play?

Just pass the

skunk around

until the

music

stop.
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