03x05 - Episode 5

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What are we doing now, Penelope? Since

they won't let me in to meet Amanda, I

will simply ask Amanda to come out here

to meet me. How long am I to hear you

with this item?

Now to contact Amanda, I must first power

up my machine.

Doesn't matter that I should not need

you. It doesn't matter that I could not

be. Doesn't matter that I should not

be. Can you love me for all I am?

Please come out of the building. My name

is Pelby Tate. I'm standing here with

Alliance.

Amanda. Amanda. Oh, sorry, I couldn't

hear you. Look, I brought a new trumpet.

Yeah, I see that. You want to hear me

play it?Sure.

Figure this thing out. I don't think

Amanda heard you. Then I'll just have to

make my voice louder. Please.

She'll hear this.

Please My name is Penelope Tate. I

am your #1 fan. Please come out

of the building and make my appointments.

Look at the link.

I still don't think Amanda heard you.

Then I'll just have to make this a little

louder, won't I?

I don't know if you should turn it up

that high. I know what I'm doing, please.

I made-up. I made it. Please my name is.

Don't say a word.

Thanks everybody. My name is Amanda and

my belly button contains no lint.

Today is going to be a great night here

on the Amanda Show. True.

Yeah. Anyway, we're going to

have a great show tonight. And Abraham

Lincoln. OK,

what is going on?Hi, Amanda,

Nice to see you. Thanks. But what are you

guys doing here playing on a game show?

I so knew that one. I'm sorry if this

isn't a game show. This is the Amanda

show. Yeah. Look, I'm

confused because I'm disoriented.

No, I'm confused because I'm

tired. No,

stupid. Hey,

food eaten by horses.

OK, that's enough. Stick around.

I'll be back in a second to do stuff.

What? He said. See ya.

Just bubble gum bites. This licorice

is limp. Can't they invent a new candy?

One would sing something fun. How

about something hot?

And the hottest candy on the planet?

How hot are they? I'll show

you.

Who wants that? We all do.

What happening?

They're w*r cool.

Now what do you do?

Wow.

Hot Wow.

Pyrotastic.

Say, kids, can you help me light the BBQ?

Who wants meat?

Super red rock, the hardest crops on the

floor.

Please.

Hey, we're back. That's right. Welcome to

the deer show. The only cable action show

would take your dares, no matter how bad

they are. And we do them, Yeah.

OK, I'm Sharon, and this is my brother

Toby present. All right, let's

take our first DARE Boston, Illinois,

here on the Dare Show.

Hey there, Sharon, I dare you to eat some

of Toby's hair.

I think we got a bad connection because

it sounded like you wanted me to eat some

of Toby's hair. Get you kidding? My hair

's got, it's got bugs and junk and

greasy, but I dare you,

she said. No. Yeah. Do I have

to rent an airplane and ride it in the

sky?

Chicken. You want to repeat that

chicken?Chicken

chicken. I

ain't going to do it, chicken.

Stand up, Toby.

I cannot believe I just did that. How can

you not be puking? I don't know.

OK. Next caller.

San Francisco, Tennessee, you're on the

dirt. Showby

to put on a bra and stuff with

macaroni and cheese. Ain't

gonna happen, dude.

I'm sorry. I

just didn't realize that you were a

lawyer. What punk?

Liar. Because you won't wear a bra filled

with macaroni and cheese? No, he's a liar

because he said he'd do anything. Liar.

You can say whatever you want, because

there is no way.

Watch

this.

You just hook it.

Now give me the Mac roll.

Man, I cannot believe I just did that.

You look like a noodle boob freak. That's

exactly how I feel. I know.

OK. Next caller.

Nashville, Ireland, you're on the Dare

show. Yeah, I dare

Sharon to breath peanut butter all over

her head and then press it into a

bunch of those little mini marshmallows.

Gross. No, she'll have a marshmallow

Afro. Sorry, caller.

Loser. What'd you say?

Loser. Loser.

Dude, no peanut butter is going on my

head or marshmallows.

I'm sharing and I'm a loser, 'cause I

say I take dares and then I renege.

I do not stop taunting us.

Loser. Give me the peanut butter.

Out of my way.

Where are the marshmallows?

I cannot believe I just did that. You

look stupider than me. I want to die. I

want it for you. OK, Let's call her

Minneapolis, Massachusetts. Go for the

Dare show. Have you seen

Mommy's Flab Master?

What is happening up here? Nothing. What?

What is on your head?

And are those.

Noodle boobs. Oh,

the dare show again. I have told you to.

You are not allowed to ever do that. Tear

your mom to lick the camera lens.

What? I'm not going to lick that camera

lens. It's all dirty. Our mom doesn't

have to take your dare. She's a lady.

Fready lady. What was that?

Frady lady. That's right, Frady lady. Oh,

yeah. Is this like a prank

deal?

Oh, I cannot believe I am doing this. I

know. So insanitary. OK,

we're done. Check this out next time on

the DARE show.

Anywhere. For

the next squad, nice job, nice job.

Powwow class. I'm going to be your

substitute teacher now. My name is

Mr. Boat. Well, yeah, that's

correct. I'm OK Now

let's take.

Attendance.

Why are you all snickering?

At least we're not bickering.

Yes.

Bless you. Now why'd you just say?

What is going on in this class? Oh,

didn't they tell you? Tell me what? This

is a gifted class. Well,

yes, I realize you're all very

intelligent. We're not just

intelligent. We have special

powers. Powers. Watch

this.

Hi Paul. Hi Paul. What are you doing?What

makes you gonna do?

It let me down. Come on, come on.

Thank you. So

you all have these special powers. I

don't like lemons because they're

sour.

What? His gift is super rhyming.

Yeah, I do it all the time.

Well, and now I think it's shenanigans.

You're giving us a pop quiz. If you

spill a soda, you have to

mop fish.

Hey, I do my best.

While I'm wearing this vest.

Don't hit my chest.

Let's move on. I think that's best. Stop

it. OK now Lisa was right. I am going to

give you a pop quiz.

Well, we'll just do the quiz another

time. Want to hear another rhyme?

That is so gross.

But.

Right now what was that? Richie's a

super burper. When I kiss a girl, I

slurp her.

All right, now that's it. No more

predicting the future. No more doing

things with your mind. And no more your

super burps. And no more you're dumb

rhymes. Not even sometimes. Oh, you

stop that. Now go squeeze a fat cow

one more time. You get the tangent. OK, I

promise I'll pay attention. All right,

that's it. You're out of this class. My

dad's going to kick quiet.

Oh no. So

what? What is it now? It's going to eat

you. What's going on? You better

get out of here. Oh, here it comes.

Wow, what was going to eat her? Nothing.

I thought we'd catch an early lunch.

Guys, Scooby, you don't need shoes if

you got no faith.

It's time.

Cement block.

That's good.

Boys, boys, don't jump in on the

furniture, please. I thought you said

your sister was cool. Yeah, What's her

deal?Penelope, you're

upsetting my friends. Oh no. I guess I

won't win the most popular babysitter of

the year. Go home, please. But,

Penelope, I'll teach your pizza.



of my way please. Coming up

next, the Amanda Show on Snick. Thank you

for the spine show. We're about to

receive. Please. Hey,

I want a hot sauce in my pizza. Yeah.

Where's the hot sauce? We want hot

sauce. The Amanda Show was on

This Is Not Time for Young Boys to Ask

for Hot sauces. Please.

I'm telling Mom.

All right, I'll get you your hot sauce.

Nobody touched my seat.

Hey, turn up the Amanda ship, OK?

I need Amanda and my mother has webbed

feet.

Nothing,

please. Who's that?

I don't know.

Hey, Amanda. Amanda.

What are you doing here? Please. Well,

I'm on my way to a party in my driver Got

lost. Guys, this Green

Meadow drive. No, this is Green Meadow

Rd. Green Meadow Dr. 4 sheets over that

way. OK. Thanks.

Hey, how could you be here when your show

is on? Oh, that's a rerun. We'll have a

new show on next week. Cool. Hey, can

we get some autograph pictures of you?

I'm sure you can. Hot

or extra hot sauce? Extra hot fineplease.

There you go. Thanks a lot, Amanda. No

problem. Wait, could you

save me? My sister Penelope?

I'd love to, but I'm already really late

for this party. All right, Bye, you guys.

Here please. Now. No more talking till

the Amanda shows over. Where

did you get this autographed picture of

Amanda? She's just here.

What?That's

the ring of the belt. She was locked, so

I told her where to go. 3

Meadow Dr. There's only four streets from

here, so I'll be back, please.

Wait.

Yo-yo, yo, It's Amanda's

Jacuzzi.

Today, my special guest is Her Royal

Highness Queen of England.

So clean. I understand that you're the

ruler of All England. This is

correct. I rule over all of England,

and you come from the long line of

British royalty in Jupiter.

And is it also true that your best friend

is a chicken nugget?

I don't associate with Nuggets.

I see well having a plate of spaghetti.

Edward, please.

That was Amanda's Jacuzzi. yo-yo yo.

From his garage, It's totally

Kyle.

One time I was like chewing

gum. And it like

lost all its flavor. So I took

it out of my mouth and like,

threw it in the trash.

Then later I was walking to school and my

bud leaf was all, dude, you got

gum on your shoe. So I like

look down and I like,

did have gum on my shoe.

Sticky. That was

totally Kyle. Totally.

Good. Thank you. Thanks, you guys. All

right. I had fun tonight. How about you

guys?

Good. All right, we're almost at it

time. Not

again. Hi, Amanda. Still here?

Yeah, I thought I told you guys, this

isn't a game show.

Look, this is really starting to get

annoying. No

on your nerves. Yes. Now can you

guys please let me do my closing joke so

I can end the show? OK, we're out of

time. I gotta go.

No skateboard down to nectarine.

Wrestle with the rabbi.

Guys sniff a burrito.

Milk A pineapple? No.

All right. That's our show. I got to go

overthrow Canada.

See ya.

Sqrt 81.

Jesus.

Amanda, please.