03x07 - Episode 7

[bunniefuu]

Hello, please. Who are you? My name

is Pelby Taint. I'm Amanda's number one

fan, please. And you are?

Nico, I'm Amanda's martial arts

instructor. You teach Amanda

karate, karate, Taekwondo,

jujitsu, fondue. Stop speaking

and take me to meet Amanda. Sorry

I cannot help.

Wait, you say you're an expert in martial

arts?I'm a 9th

degree black belt. Then I

issue you this challenge.

Challenge you and I do battle. If

I win, you take me to meet Amanda.

Me fight you.

Oh, impressive.

Not bad. Please. So

Nico, do you accept my challenge?

Fine. If you defeat me, I will introduce

you to Amanda. You're on.

You give up yet? Maybe, but then

again.

Maybe

not. Now take me to meet Amanda.

Not yet, crazy one.

Yes, thank you so much. My

name is Amanda and this is my television

program.

Yes, thank you. I appreciate the

clapping. You're so kind.

Hey, what's wrong with Amanda? I don't

know. She's acting all weird. Hey,

Amanda, what's wrong with you? Yeah,

I will ask you not to call out during

this presentation. Presentation.

Something's not right.

I must ask you to vacate the stage.

Oh, please.

I am so sorry, you guys. The producers of

the show wanted to try out this new

Amanda robot. I knew it wouldn't work.

Sorry, Amanda. You can go ahead and send

the robot back to base. Thank you. See

ya.

So I told the producers that it wouldn't

work. Even though the robot looks like

me, I knew you guys would be able to tell

that it was. Who's screaming?

Amanda. Yeah. What button did you

press on the robots remote control? I

hit return to base. Uh

oh. I

think I hit the k*ll Drake button by

mistake. Oh, OK, No big deal.

Sorry. OK, stick around. We'll be back in

a second to do stuff.

Thank you to watch the Hatch. I'm

bored. I'm hungry. Oh, well, I

know it'll fix you up.

Mammalos mammal. What?

Mammal Oh.

Mammalos, the tasty new breakfast

cereal with a special surprise in every

bowl. I got a Guinea pig.

A Bunny. A Bunny.

Good baby.

Ebola mammalos gives you your recommended

daily allowance of vitamins, minerals,

fiber and a furry little animal.

Thanks, mom.

Hey, where's my family?

Don't just have breakfast, Have a mammal.

Delicious.

This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.

When you have a beef, don't take the law

into your own hands. Take it to Judge

Trudy, OK?

Raise your arms.

Come on. Sit, sit, sit, sit.

I am Judge Trudy. Now, Missus

Biffold. I understand that you're being

sued by your son Jamie here. That's

correct, Your Honor. You bet it is.

He he found our entire house with

water. I sure did, Judge Trudy.

So what's the problem here? She's took

away my allowance.

Did you see what just happened here?

Yeah, yeah, they ripped your wig off. I

wasn't wearing a wig.

So it'll throw back. Now Baldo, why

don't you explain why you took this boys

allowance away? Well as I was

saying before I was de haired

my son filled our whole house with water.

I'm having trouble picturing that bailiff

please recreate the alleged wetness

wetness on its way.

May I know Too

bad.

Silence before there

will be no dripping in my courtroom, but

your babies. Just dump some bucket of

water on my head. I don't want to hear

excuses from someone who shows up in my

courtroom all drippy and hairless. When I

showed up, I was dry and hairy.

You drip one more drop of water in my

courtroom and you will lose this case.

That does it. I hereby find in favor of

the plaintiff, Jamie Biffle, and order

his mother to wear a nest of deranged

woodpeckers on ahead.

Bailiff deranged, Woodpeckers

coming up. Just one moment,

I guess. I.

Next case. The litigants for our next

case are entering the courtroom. No

one invites me to parties.

Please tell the court why you're here.

Well, I was in a class field trip to the

White House and like, I got totally

yelled at by these government agents.

Your honor, Your Honor, this girl was in

direct violation of Code 457 B.

Talk English, G man. She painted the

White House pink. You're on.

Yeah. So the White House

is an important historical landmark map.

The president lives there, and it is

intended to be a White House man.

It's in the name.

Shut your blabber boxes. Yeah. Did it

ever occur to you that perhaps this girl

had a good reason for pain in the White

House Pink?

No ma'am, it did not.

Maggie, tell the court why you did it. I

didn't think I'd get caught. Perfectly

reasonable. What's your Honor? Silence.

I hear my spike in favor of the

plaintiff, Margie Finkish, and order

these two government agents to be chewed

upon by two hungry leprechauns.

Leprechauns chewed upon? It's lunch

time for the leprechauns.

What Dismiss Bringing the dancinglobster.

Give me all your threes.

Goldfish.

What was that? I think it was.

Thunder quick. Hi.

I'm coming.

Well, sweetheart, you look absolutely

gorgeous. Oh, my little baby is

going.

This is the proudest day of mine.

Don't panic, I'll get the spider.

Well, the spider is dead.

Doorbell take cover.

OK, I'll get it.

Careful.

This extreme Who are you and

what do you want?

I'm your paper boy. I'm here to deliver

your paper. In front of

the newspaper.

It is so nice you don't come and bring

newspapers every day. Is there anything

we can do for you in return?

You could pay me for the past two months.

Oh, so it's money you want?I

thought you liked us for

us.

Guys, guys, guys. They're only $0.50 a

day.

$0.50 a day.

Here you go. Keep the change paper

boy. Thanks.

Bye.

I missed the paper boy, he was

so nice.

Play dead. Maybe he won't eat it.

Hello Mr. And misses Extreme.

Ellen, there's a wild animal loops in

here, right? For your life.

No, no, no. Don't be a

hero, boy. Oh, it's just a little

Kitty. I'll save you.

So Cindy, that was so, so brave.

Oh, you saved your prom dates

over Skype today. You know

what, Cindy? Maybe we should get going.

Oh, don't be silly, Ellen. Come on.

You're not leaving without having a

beverage first. My mom

makes the best beverages.

Well, thank you. Oh, look, I got some on

my jacket. He's filled. Oh

dear. Hang on.

OK, here we go. All right,

clear.

It's

time for a.

Hi, hi.

DVD Player DVD Player

with a DVD player.

That's good news.

I must meet Amanda. You will never

defeat Nico.

Girl,

please.

You fight like 7 Tigers

, 7 Tigers who must meet Amanda.

You will never defeat me,

for I am Nicole. Big what?

Where did you learn to fight so cleverly

on the Internet?

Internet. Yes please. I have my own

man website, you know, www. amandaplease.

com. Would you like to view it?

Sure. Too bad, Nicole.

You fight with treachery, woman. I must

meet Amanda.

From his garage, It's totally Kyle.

One time my mom was on get

a Haircut. Mom was all

OK. And she was all

get a haircut today and I was all.

OK, And she was all Did you get a haircut

yet? And I was all no.

Then I got a haircut and my mom was all

appreciate it.

That was totally Kyle.

Totally.

Thank you. OK, this has been a really fun

show and now I am so psyched because I'm

about to introduce you to someone very

special to me. So say hello to my karate

instructor and good friend

Nico.

And Nico.

Does anybody know where Nico is?

Please say you give up. Never. Please. I

must whoop your bottom so I may finally

meet Amanda. Please. My father will never

be with my anything going short

pants. I wouldn't count on that. Please.

Twitter.

Now take me to meet Amanda.

OK, well that's our show. I got to go

butter my elbows. See ya.

Amanda, please.