03x10 - Episode 10

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Nancy. Hey, Nancy. What's the matter? I

cost you part in our dressing room and

the show starts in like 2 minutes. We got

to get dressed. Whoa, whoa. Didn't they

tell you guys we just got this costumatic

5000? Costumatic 5000?

Yeah, this thing will get you dressed in

no time. Come on, get it.

OK, I just set these knobs for the

beginning of the show and then I press

this button here.

Feels interesting.

I don't think this is right. This is

disturbing. So disturbing. It's

comfortable though. Does it make my hips

look big?You know, maybe I

pressed the wrong buttons here. Get back

in all right.

Press that button again.

I'm not supposed to be wearing a tux. Oh,

I'm sorry, I'm new at this. Can you try

again, please?

Let's

take it.

Oh, Drake. What?

What? The machine. Just yeah, I know, I

know. I look good. It only

dressed you from the waist up.

Hey, come on, what are you?

Let's go.

My name is Amanda and everyone here

tonight get the free cell phone.

OK, the show is going to be extra funny

tonight because we got one of.

Oh man, we got to fly in here.

Can we have a flyswatter please?

Thank you.

Clear flight.

The flies on your face swatted, but

it.

Hey, you get it?

No, but I will.

Come here, Right. What you're afraid of,

little girl?Clyde.

Uh oh.

Yeah, I can see that Your flies are busy,

so I'll just be going.

Just

stick around, we'll be back in a second

and then stuff.

Say, can I have a sip of your drink? Go

ahead. That's

great soda. That's not soda. That's

soda.



something new.

Something cool? Something

Asian. Something obese.

Yummy, yummy, yummy. Seek a story in my

tummy.

So next time you're thirsty, why not so?

In regular.

And new diet sumo.

You're good.

Sumo. Yummy, yummy, yummy.

You think I throw in my tummy?May

containment.

This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy.

When you have a beef, don't take the law

into your own hands. Take it to Judge

Trudy. OK, mate with the

Rising.

All right, Sit, sit, sit, sit. I am

judged. How can you be a judge? How can

you be interrupting? You're only thirteen

years old. Boring. Now, Craig

Fellha. But tell this quote your

complaint. Well, my dad here,

he took away my computer.

Mr. Fellha, but what possible reason did

you have for taking this child's computer

away? He shut down the entire Internet,

the whole World Wide Web. Shut it right

down. And did you ask him

why he did this?

I guess he

told me it was none of my business.

Craig, why did you shut down the

Internet? I don't know why. I was bored.

I thought it'd be fun. And was it fun?

Kind of. Then, Sir, what's the

problem here? The problem? He

crashed the entire World Wide Web.

E-mail broke down. Prisoners escaped.

Wars broke out. The moon

fell. And for

that you took his computer away.

It seemed appropriate, and you seemed

guilty. But, Your Honor, I find in favor

of the plaintiff, Craig Fell Harbor, and

I hereby order his father to be

handcuffed to us. Funny opera singer.

Oh my way.

Hey, time to make

me oh, this is hardly fair.

The litigants for our next case are

entering the courtroom. I'm a

disappointment to my parents.

Now, Vicky Pundell, I understand you're

suing this woman, Miss Women. That's

correct, Your honor. I see. What is your

relationship with Miss Withan? She's my

babysitter. And

why are you suing your babysitter? She

made me take a bath. Oh.

These children

have thrown things at me.

Ordering the. What things do you

claim that these people are throwing at

you?Rent the

cereal. And was

there milk on this alleged breakfast

cereal?Then I hereby

order everyone to throw 1/2 pint of milk

at Miss Withered.

Now tell us about your unfortunate

incident with this horrible babysitter.

Well, I was in my backyard playing in

some mud and when I came inside this,

this babysitter said I had to take abath.

But she was filthy, covered in mud from

head to toe. Overruled.

What? What? Should you go dirty? They're

supposed to get cleaned. And when

Blabbermouth interrupt, they lose.

I fight for the plaintiff, Vicki Pundall,

and I hereby order Miss Whither to be

placed in a bathtub filled with cream of

mushroom soup. But I don't need a

mask. Neither did Vicki Bayless.

d*ck your butt in the tube.

I beg to differ.

Bring the dancing lobster.

That's why they call me scream.

We'll be right back after this

commercial. Commercial.

I hear you. I

know why though. Yes. Can I help you?

Are you Mrs. Extreme? Why did you say

that?I'm Diane Talbot,

Cindy's teacher.

Now, how can I help you? I wanted to talk

to you about Cindy. Is there a

problem with her grave? No.

She just, well, she

seems to sometimes overreact to

things. It's

really not that big a deal.

Sanjay, come downstairs.

I haven't seen you in hours.

Yes, yes, it's nice to see you

too. Said it

was nice to see.

You

know what? I'm going to go.

She's waiting for something.

I was just giving you your report card.

Hi family stranger.

That was a close one.

Hey, what's that? What you get? Oh, I'll

read it English B.

Phrenology, B.

Studies b*at.

Minus.

Dive.

I'm so scared.

I think I wet myself.

I'll get a child. Careful, Mom, don't be

a hero.

Yes, this is the extreme residence.

Yes. Yeah, you guys

ordered a pizza.

You guys sure like pizza, huh? Yeah,

especially pepperoni. Yeah. Yeah,

with extra cheese. Yeah.

What? We didn't order

it with extra cheese. We

wanted the normal amount of cheese.

We wanted extra cheese. I think we

would have asked for. You know, I don't

see this as a big problem.

No one here, No charge for this one. K

You just enjoy.

Oh.

Dude, what's wrong? It's so good.

So why are you crying?Because

eventually. It'll

be gone.

Nice, everybody. Very nice. We set up for

the next one. Hey, moving on everybody.

It's time for a hillbilly moment.

Tuesday. Computer Monitor, Computer

monitor. I'm going to hit you now.

Computer monitor.

Sounds good.

Now, Penelope, your teacher wanted you to

come see me because she don't need a

psychologist. I need to meet Amanda. You

see, your teacher is afraid you might be

a tad obsessed with this.

Amanda. I'm her #1

fan. Please. Is that so wrong? Well,

it's just that all your projects for

class, whatever the subject, they're all

about this Amanda. As they

should be. She's the greatest, most

talented, humorous, prettiest actress of

all time. Please. But there

is more to life than Amanda.

So you say, Penelope, I'm

going to show you some ink blots, and I

want you to tell me the first thing you

see, the first thing that pops into your

mind.

Amanda. Amanda. Amanda.

Judge Trudy. Who is

that? A character played by Amanda.

Just what is so great about this Amanda,

View my website. Your website www.

amandaplease. com View it.

Here you see the home page which I update

frequently please. This

week I'm featuring a special new

clickable called the Dancing Lobster

game. Click please

look at this freakish lobster dance. He's

clearly got the music in him. If you

listen to amandaplease. com, you can

create your own lobster dance. Now I will

show you the Amanda video clip of the

week. Click Watch is

Amanda frightens an innocent Girl.

Doesn't Amanda say bull cutely?

Now back to the home page, where you can

find Amanda trivia, tidbits, games and

items.

Very impressive website.

Duh. Please, may I go now? I'm sure I've

got to go meet this Amanda. I don't know

if I meet her first. Please.

The only thing worse than children is

nothing.

Hello. Hello, Mr. Oldman? Yes,

who's calling my phone? This is Sally

poofing Duff, but I'm not familiar with

any Sally poofing duffing.

Would you like to answer a question?

Win $1,000,000? ? WhyYes, I

have medical problems.

Hello, this is Sally Poofin Duff. Yes,

we've already established that. Would you

like to answer a question and

win $1,000,000? , Yesgo ahead

and ask the question. Is Mr. Oldman

there?Would

you like to answer a question and

win $1,000,000? Itold you yes.

Now please ask your question. I have a

meatloaf in my oven. Would you like to

answer a question and win $1,000,000?

For the umpteenth time, yeah.

Hello. This is

Sally Poofinda. I know that much. Well,

would you like to answer a question and

win $1,000,000?

Please ask your question. My meatloaf is

starting to burn. Would you like to

answer a question? I can't answer the

question unless you ask it

first. Is Mr. Oldman there? I

told you already, I'm speaking.

What you doing? I'm waiting to hear your

question.

Meet me now.

I was grazed by my meatloaf. It's

skippering by my head. Nearly bruised it.

Hello. You have the wrong

number. Hello. What is your

question? I don't want to be hit with

another meatloaf.

It's time for us.

From his garage, It's totally

Kyle. One

time I was like at the

store with my grandpa.

And I was all grandpa. And he

was all what he

was all you're old, dude. And he

was like. Huh. That

was all. You're old

and he was like. What?

So I go, you're an old dude, and he

was all.

Then we bought shoes.

That was totally Kyle. Totally.

Thank you.

Time but before we go, we found this

football backstage and we don't know who

belongs to. Did anybody lose a football?

Oh, well. Going once, going twice. Hey,

Amanda, I'll take it.

Well, that's our show.

I gotta go massage a doughnut. See ya.

Amanda, please.